All Up Innes

We've got the NBA Title odds. As is usually the case when I discuss the NBA, the convo devolves into knocking the regular season. To be fair, I also knock the MLB and NHL regular seasons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dillon Gabriel says he doesn't fear getting sacked because his mom used to beat his ass when he was a kid. Did you get your ass whipped as a kid? I did. I think parents should be allowed to whip their kids ass once a year...a parental purge if you will. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I was reading a study that said many young people need booze or pot to sleep. I've tried cannabis for sleep and it doesn't work for me. Somehow, this leads to a talk about my neighborhood and the number of dispensaries I see everyday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Texans take on the Seahawks this weekend. Is anyone in the AFC actually good? Can the Texans make a push? They've got a big one with Seattle this weekend. Let's rank the AFC contenders based on hotness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We had a big staff meeting at the radio station yesterday. It was an opportunity for all the stations to brag about ratings and other successes. The problem? Our station didn't have too many wins. lol. I left that meeting feeling like a total tool. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jilly and I finally watched the Ozzy Doc last night and it was great. Now, it was at times depressing. But, it was outstanding. It's amazing how badly these doctors screwed him up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's amazing the things that were common to us in the 90's that are relics to the youth of today. What are some examples that Gen Z'ers don't know? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I really think it would be humorous to watch Carson Wentz smoke the Eagles. Look, I don't hate the Eagles. I don't hate the fans. I don't hate the city. I just hate this version of the Eagles and know a loss to Wentz would cause a full blown meltdown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

USA Today has ranked the 8 current college football job openings. How good is the PSU gig? What is the ceiling for Arkansas? Who in the world would want to coach in Birmingham, AL? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

80% of people surveyed believe they work in toxic workplace. 100% of Josh Innes knows he's worked in some super toxic workplaces. At some point, do people get tired of hearing about "mental health" at work? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some of these AI vides on Instagram are bonkers. My latest obsession is videos of MLK as a wrestler. Are these offensive? Who knows? I just enjoy them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I read some story about Chrissy Tiegen saying she's not embarrassed to take Ozempic to lose weight. First off, she's the worst. Second, why would anyone be ashamed? That's annoying to me. People who shame GLP1 users are dweebs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The latest scam includes morons getting duped by Elon Musk. It's pretty amazing that people continue to fall for these scams. Can you imagine thinking Elon Musk is asking you for gift cards? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yesterday we talked about how the NFL doesn't seem to have any dominant teams. We watched the Bills lose last night. We watched the Bears win their 3rd in a row. I'm actually a Caleb Williams truther. I'm a Bears truther. I like their weapons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I was reading a USA Today story about James Franklin. The author feels like college coaches shouldn't get guaranteed deals because coaches are getting paid for failure. What a misguided, idiotic view. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My buddy texted me yesterday saying the Lions aren't good because they haven't beaten any good teams. I find this absurd because by that logic, no one is actually good. Which teams are good? Let's take a look. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The day to day payout breakdown James Franklin will receive is truly incredible. Why is Matt Rhule such a hot commodity? Why are more people not appalled by the money schools are paying to buyout coaches? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

James Franklin met the Reaper at Penn State. How wild is it that ol' buddy is getting 50 million bucks to go away? Why would he ever coach again? Just live on the beach and say screw it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Game 5 of the ALDS put me to sleep at the bar. Well, perhaps that's not fair. My schedule mixed with beer put me to sleep at the bar. Is it possible that 15 inning baseball games are too long? Also, what the hell is Tarik Skubal doing "emptying the tank" after 6 innings? Modern day baseball blows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's crazy that there are only 32 starting quarterback jobs in the NFL and somehow half of those jobs are filled by dopes. It's actually maddening. How does Justin Fields have a job? How does Cam Ward have a job? How does Joe Flacco have a job? It's truly mind blowing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've got some pretty sexy college football matchups this weekend. Some of the games aren't overly appealing. But, they are really good betting spots. Let's break em' down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here's a segment that can help you win at gambling and fantasy. Here are my favorite NFL Prop Bets for this week. Let's go! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I started talking about how I saw Jenna Elfman in an episode of "Two and a Half Men" and she was one of the hottest women I've ever seen. This leads to a talk about how Ali Larter is hotter at 50 than she was in her 20's. Some people have said I objectify women. I disagree. I'm a champion of the often forgotten older women. I'm a hero. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Death, Taxes and a USA Today "Winners and Losers" piece. My main winner from last nights game was Jaxson Dart's dickey. It's a fan favorite segment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thursday wasn't great if you're a fan of Philly sports. Eagles get embarrassed. Phillies lose on an error. Flyers lose the opener. I feel like WIP will be asking this questions..."Was this the worst day in the history of Philly sports?" I hate the Eagles so much. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There is a lesson to be learned from this Kyren Lacy story. That lesson is that you should STFU until you know the details. Pat McAfee is apologizing for jumping to conclusions. Ryan Clark will soon be apologizing. Perhaps these folks should tread lightly on serious stories. Maybe? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sean Salisbury, my good buddy, got the axe yesterday. I love the guy. He took over that gig after I got dumped in 2019. If I didn't know this, I was reminded by the Houston Chronicle which actually used my name in the headline! What are we doing here? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is not shocking, but the UNC Tar Heels under Bill Belichick are a total disaster. The question is this...is it as bad as the reports indicate or is it being overblown? UNC says everything is fine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Playoff Clayton Kershaw strikes again. Is he really a bad playoff pitcher? Probably not. But, he's had so many bad moments that we will always believe he is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I just saw a story about how soda, particularly diet sodas are causing liver disease. We can't have anything. But, I really don't care. I'll be drinking my diet cokes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I was going to talk about something else. But, I end up going off on waking up early. I enjoy doing a morning radio show...but, it controls my life. I'm sure others who have early rising jobs feel the same... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, it's not actually a journey song. It's written and performed by Jonathan Cain. It's pretty mediocre. It's also a strange subject. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Leave it to the dweebs at USA Today to write an opinion piece about Jonathan Gannon that annoys me. You'd think this guy shot someone. These stories make me really dislike the dude who dropped the ball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm fascinated by things people say on Twitter. I'm not offended. I'm not angered. I'm just perplexed. Also, I enjoy that the LA people have discovered this dude "Brodes" that yells about Philly sports. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jerry Jones and Jonathan Gannon both received hefty fines for their actions over the weekend. Jerry Jones flipped off some fans. Gannon pushed a player. The Gannon angle is a great overreaction. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm seeing stories about how people are afraid to be critical of the new Taylor Swift album. Back in my day, you could love a band or artist and still be critical when new music sucked. Why is this no longer the case? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rush is back. I don't really care because I'm not a huge Rush fan. I don't view them as a band I need to see before I die. But, I do have a few that would go on that list...what about you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I was reading a story about how the new NBA on NBC will rely on nostalgia and innovation. Well, let's read about these innovations... Also, I find it funny that CBS, who used to carry the major SEC Game of the Week, is now carrying Indiana football games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, and I know this is dickish, but I enjoy when Philly teams lose. I have nothing against them. I don't hate the fans. I just like when people who are super passionate about something get burned. It's like when the dude who wants to be valedictorian gets a C on a paper. Also, people are finally starting to call out Bryce Harper for being a panderer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Chiefs lost again. I hate them. I don't really hate a lot of teams. I tend to hate individuals more than teams...but, I hate the Chiefs. The NFL is currently wide open. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I didn't plan to do two segments about Taylor Swift. But, here we are. Do you think Travis talks like Malibu's Most Wanted when they fornicate? Does Travis refer to his spunk as "nut"? These are the questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I've listened to most of Taylor Swift's new album. Why? Because I hate myself. I enjoy that Taylor is trying to force some sort of "edgy" content. Ma'am, you aren't Sabrina Carpenter. Let's break down this song about Travis's dong. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Texans throttled the Ravens and the offense looked good. How much of that was the Texans being better and how much of that was the Ravens being dreadful? Randoms on Twitter are coming at me over my CJ Stroud video from a few weeks ago. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Mark Sanchez story rules. Ol' Buddy is out here fighting old people while drunk off his ass. The details are outstanding. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let's take a look at each game from Sunday and give our initial thoughts. 1. Is the Texans offense fixed? 2. The Eagles and Bills are human. 3. I continue to love the Bucs. 4. What's wrong with the Chargers? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All you gamblers and Fantasy Football players..hot off the press, I give to you week 5's Prop Til' You Drop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's October 3rd. It's "Mean Girls" Day. This leads me to discuss my love of Lindsay Lohan and, for whatever reason, Demi Lovato. I love my broken ladies. Also, does Wilmer Valderama have the most tradeable hog in history? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

T Drag is back with his Winners and Losers for last nights football game!!!! YASSSSSSSSSSSSS!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sean McVay made the right call to go for it on 4th down in OT. Sean McVay made a terrible decision as it relates to the playcall... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lady in Tennessee is on Death Row and is slated to be executed. If this happens, she will become the first woman to be executed in Tennessee in over 200 years. Her crime was especially heinous. Look, ladies can do stuff now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices