All Up Innes

The Texans lose another one. The positive? They've lost two games by a combined 5 points. The negative? The offense is bad. Baker Mayfield, who I love, did it again. The Texans do incredibly stupid things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I lost my mind Saturday night when one of LSU's star defensive players was ejected for targeting. In no other sport do you see players ejected for plays that are as common. Somehow, this leads to a discussion of people I hate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I love Philly people. I wish it would have worked out differently for me there. That said, they are not a complicated bunch. Just tell them they are pretty and they'll love you. I saw a new book about Philly sports fans that confirm this belief... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I find it weird that so many Right Wing people are now engaging in Cancel Culture. I thought they were the party of "Fuck Your Feelings" and Freedom Of Speech. As you know, I think people posting horrible things about Charlie Kirk are morons. I'm not siding with them. That said, I think it's weird when people on social media seek out these comments for the sole purpose of getting people fired from their jobs....for expressing their beliefs...as F'ed up as they are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We had some truly amazing ballgames on Saturday. Tennessee/UGA was a classic. How terrible is Nico? Why are all the super hyped QB's so bad? Brian Kelly goes off on reporter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We had an epic Sunday of football in the NFL. Let's look at all the games and say the first thing that comes to mind. Also, how bad was Sunday Night Football? Woof Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let's look at all the matchups and pick winners based on our first instinct. Let's not overthink this. Let's just go... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Detroit area has an issue with a man possibly masturbating in a local grocery store. The man is unloading a mystery substance on women's buttocks...I think we know the substance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A friend of mine told me that it will take a great tragedy to bring Americans together. I thought of this last night while watching Al Michaels get emotional discussing his first broadcast after 9/11. Some has suggested the Charlie Kirk murder will help bring people together. Newsflash: It will not. I know I'm a much happier person due to my new friend Coach Prime. But, I cannot fake belief that people will ever unite. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm well aware we are in an era where people are insane. Social media reveals this on a daily basis. I'm not shocked that people are dancing on this man's grave. He's a public figure and people are nuts. It happens on both sides of the aisle. I am shocked by how many people are willing to post dumb shit that gets them fired from their jobs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let's take a look at some of my favorite prop bets for Week 2 in the NFL. Hey, even Jilly submitted a few. So it's a big one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I love the NFL Kickoff Rule. I loved it last year. But, making the penalty for a touchback 5 more yards appears to have changed the game. We want more returns. We want special teams to thrive. The NFL has been at the forefront of innovation and that's part of the reason why the league thrives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As I've said, we are going to see more of these types of stories. This one involves basketball players at Fresno State and San Jose State betting on and impacting prop bets. This will continue. I think it will continue to be more prevalent at lower tier schools like these. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, we have an update on the doofus who fell 21 feet at the Pirates game a few months ago. Second, we have a few stories from the LSU campus. One involves a guy who is a serial public urinator and the other involves a voyeur. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm not interested in getting into a big political discussion over this. Honestly, I don't know much about the man. I don't follow politics closely enough. That said, given the reaction from Left wing types, I think I know what his views were. My biggest takeaway from this is that we have become so desensitized to actually watching murders take place. And that's pretty screwed up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I know you guys are going to say I'm full of shit and that's fine. But, I've decided to start listening to motivational audio books. I'm burned out on pods and just want something different. My first book is "Elevate and Dominate" by Coach Prime. Look, you can call me a dope. That's fine. But, this dude is truly a master motivator. Do you think I'm a dipshit? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let's take a look at the week 1 scoreboard and give our biggest takeaways from each game. We've got micro and macro observations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As previously discussed, this is going to be a massive undertaking. This is a situation I've legitimately never been in before. But, it's fun. Can we dig out of this hole? I've started listening to motivational books on tape to get my mind right. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, spitting on a dude is about as gross as it gets. Who does that? Second, I'm all in favor of star players playing. But, the idea that a guys suspension is time served is lame. I think we will need some clarity for the next time this happens. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's truly remarkable how much money SEC football coaches make. Imagine the pressure of coaching in that league. But, then again, is it really pressure? Sure, you may get fired after a few years. But, you'll get bought out and get to live the Coach O life. Anywho, who is the most likely coach to be fired first in the SEC? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My buddy Paul Gallant, AKA Bootsie to 4 people, got the axe at 97.5 in Houston. I'd hire the guy to work with me in a second. But, I don't have any full time gigs. Anywho, this leads to a discussion of Houston sports radio. It's amazing these stations survive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You know I love a good "Winners and Losers" story from USA Today. Today's edition: Winners and Losers from the Bears/Vikings game... Also, I don't believe the guy that writes these is a real person. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It appears Howard Stern is not finished at Sirius/XM. I have no clue why they are keeping this relic on the air. But, what do I know? I continue to be amazed by Sterns transformation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have updated odds on the first NFL coach to be fired. The top spot is obvious. That said, there are some names that are relatively high on the list that I don't think belong there. Also, Brian Daboll really wants to play Jaxson Dart... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First off, the Ravens have banned the dude who bopped Lamar Jackson on the head, then subsequently got shoved. That was going to be the main talking point of this segment. However, things shifted when I started watching the Texans/Rams fan fight. You know, it didn't look like much. But, the Texans fan lady came out of it bloodied. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The father and son who were accosted by the infamous Philly Karen, appeared on Good Morning America. At this point, the reaction to this story is weird. That said, let's break down this appearance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The NFL Sunday Ticket is remarkable. The picture quality on Youtube is elite. How is that we still get stuck with crappy over the air broadcasts? The picture quality of Youtube vs. your local Fox or CBS is night and day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This weekend we save the ultimate in selfishness...the Phillies fan lady who took a homerun ball from a kid. We saw the ultimate in selflessness...the Alabama lady who would give her lottery winnings to help buy out the Alabama football coach. Let's discuss both... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I don't know if it was a one off, but Daniel Jones looked legit in a Colts uniform. I love when QB's who are left for dead, go to a new place and thrive. Look at Baker Mayfield and Geno Smith. Speaking of Baker, I freaking love him. As predicted, Michael Penix balled out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I know the Saints are going to suck. I tried to ignore the game yesterday. Yet, there I was, watching the Saints final drive, yelling at the TV. That's the thing about being a sports fan, you can never turn it off. Your team can be terrible, yet there's something that keeps bringing you back. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Texans opened the 2025 season with a thud. The offense looked mediocre. The positive? The defense was strong. Is the AFC South going to be better than we thought? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh Boy! It's a new NFL season which means NFL Prop Til You Drop is back!!!! I've got my favorite prop bets from every week 1 game... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

People are pissed because the NFL Redzone Channel will have commercials for the first time ever. GASP. I know I've said it before, but I don't get the appeal of the Redzone Channel. That said, let me explain how the media business works. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's interesting. Last year, I think we all believed the Texans were going to take a stop forward in year two of CJ and Demeco. Then, for whatever reason, they didn't. Was last year a hiccup or are the Texans going to be mediocre this season? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yesterday, after seeing that Rice has an Oilers colored alternate uniform, I asked Houston sports fans if the Oilers color alternates were played out. Well, apparently that was the wrong question because I was pelted with personal insults. I know I say this often, but social media has truly revealed how feeble minded so many sports fans are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Could we have had a more bizarre start to the NFL season? Jalen Carter is a dipshit. The "Dak Spit First" crowd are morons. That said, if you're the Cowboys, how the hell do you come out of that game feeling good? If you're the Eagles, you played mediocre, you're best defender left the game before the first snap, and you still won. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Roger Goodell appeared on the Today Show and said that Taylor playing the halftime show is a "maybe". I'll believe it when I see it. She doesn't need it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Does anyone believe that Framber didn't deliberately nail Cesar Salazar in the chest with a crappy pitch? Well, Framber's agent doesn't believe it. But, his agent works for him. What a tool. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I was reading a USA Today story about Jalen Hurts being underappreciated. I'm aware that most NFL teams wouldn't take him top 10 among current QB's. Many teams who haven't won as much as him wouldn't even trade their QB for him. But, especially in Philly, he's underappreciated. I think much of that stems from the lazy, boring convos on local radio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I know this is an obvious statement. But, beer makes me a more likable guy. I was at a baseball game yesterday, in a suite with some folks I just met. I had a few beers and was a great time to hang with. But, if I didn't have those beers, I'd have felt nervous. What's the deal? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm so excited! Let's take a look at the divisions and pick some winners. Are there any surprises? Will KC continue to dominate? Which teams will fall off? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An 11 year old kid died in Houston after getting shot playing Ding Dong Ditch. I know that some people will criticize parents in this situation. How about crapping on psychos? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jilly and I went to the Tigers game last night. We haven't gone to a ballgame in a long time. It's easy to forget how awesome a trip to the ballpark can be. Plus, I had a really awesome moment at the game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Not only do I hate the AP Poll, I hate the people who think it matters. I've heard people say preseason polls don't matter. Well, then explain how teams we watched play and play well are ranked below teams who sucked. The explanation is that people are blinded by preseason rankings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This segment started with a discussion about a column about Bill Belichick and UNC not being ready to play in the SEC. First off, whoever thought UNC would be good in the SEC? Second, this leads to a discussion about loyalty. Garrett Nussmeier has waited his turn at LSU and he represents the kind of player we should admire in college sports. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you Google Micah Parsons, most of the stories you'll see are about Jerry Jones and the trade. Very few of the stories are talking about his injury. How is it that a dude may need an epidural to play and everyone is glossing over this? Is he risking further injury by playing this weekend? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I think ESPN did a great job of sending Lee Corso off. I mean, they waited 5 years too long. But, they handled Saturday well. Also, Dave Portnoy made his Big Noon Kickoff Pregame debut and I think it feels odd and forced. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Was there anything more predictable than Bill Belichick being a disaster at UNC? I understand the desire to prove that you're more than a product of Tom Brady. But, perhaps college football wasn't the place for this quest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How about the Tigahs? Brian Kelly finally got that season opening win. The biggest takeaway from that game was that LSU's defense looked like the LSU defense of yesteryear. Was Klubnik the biggest disappointment of the weekend? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tommy C and the FSU Seminoles whooped Alabama. First off, good for Tommy. He talked his shit before the season and backed it up. Now, he's making money off his shit talking. Second, is Alabama football dead? I'm loving it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices