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S05 E15 - Much Higher than a Normal Man

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He is Tech Joel. Katie wheel. Plan B & Meow Wolves. A lot in Empire, Nevada. Daytime Theme Camp A+++. Manifesting Man. What we would call Esplanade. Temple of Renegade Shade. Franchise Freedom flies. Purple and red and orange. Far out. 16 of them. No SF to BRC. Chasing the experience numbers. The Fully Mediated Lotus. Wednesday people. Hippie-like mountains. Just meet people. Heavy and very itchy. The Turtles at futureturtles.com. Also, The Gay Camps Minute. Plus, The Placement Second. #NewPlague #NoGo Music: "Transportation" by Shakano

Oct 22, 20211h 36m

S01 BB01 - Surreal & Eminently Practical

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It's ancient unused interview day, with two dogs, two guests on one mic, & there's nothing you or we can do about it. This was taken out of the vault in remembrance of the anniversary of our dear friend Mikl-Em's passing. Levity from Cafe & elsewheres. Mikl-Em of Bianca's Smut Shack et al. At least it's an ethos. Load. You should be my peeing friend. The worst time of your life. Something we forgot we used to do. Mini migration. The City Metaphor. Oedipal not edible. Also, the world if we ran it. Plus, Mikl was always game and he is missed every day. Music: Monkey Shave by Thee Harlequine The late, great Mikl-Em. R.I.P. my friend. https://blog.longnow.org/02020/08/31/rip-michael-mcelligott/

Sep 23, 20211h 1m

S05 BB15 - Duning Krueger

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Friendly friends and the friends who reference them. Lowlights, but highlights, too. Duning Kreuger, brought to you by Brian. Poop on phone and sandy butthole. My book: An Excess Male. Brian, dune spirit, earned a playa name(s). Qualifier Christ and the Jesi. As we said before, don't buy that shade structure. Splitting woods. You like dugs? In the SparkleDark TM. Oregon's finest Nazi tattoo. Hole or pit? Rental hippies. Hotel Reading, California. Almost eating. Initials at the commune. Also, pack a pair of pants. Plus, friction lid failure. Music: "Particles" by Wildlife Control https://wildlifecontrol.bandcamp.com/

Aug 17, 20211h 9m

S05 BB14 - Hot, Hot Nonsense

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Friendship camping. Puce. Special event permit. Riveting flags. If you get sent home; you get sent home. Cyberpunk 2077. Assassin's Creed: Valhalla et others. Divinity 2. Horizon: Zero Dawn. Ghost of Tsushima. Disco Elysium. Gloomhaven: Jaws of the Lion. Baldur's Gate 3. Wingspan. Plus, I got Beth. Also, that was a Kobold child. Music by Tate Robertson https://soundcloud.com/taterobertson/forgot-to-call

Jul 30, 202137 min

S05 E14 - We Don't Touch Your Stuff

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GPE DOES NOT ENDORSE THIS INTERVIEW. This one, Permit, volunteers. Some perks to pushin'. Gate Fair people and Useless Liberal Gate Degrees. The Gate skinner box. Escape velocity. A lot of overnights. Generations of feelings. The Phallus Palace. Knocking departments. Superglue mgmt. Consent in the hole. Kaiser is death panels. No moar dept gossip. The Live Journal Pump Raiders Project Theme Camp Gaming Convention Emeritus. Fuck you, I'm in Staff Land. The Lyft drivers. You will be mercilessly ribbed. Car attack! The far side of playa. You're the universe. Pastel black. High tolerance for boredom. Plus, rest in piss, my man. Also, we have a YouTube channel. Music by Tate Robertson https://soundcloud.com/taterobertson/forgot-to-call Photo Credit: Arsenic (IG @LightAlchemy) A note from Permit: "When this was recorded in December, 2019 I was under the assumption that I was on the autism spectrum. In January 2020 I had a neurological assessment and in February 2020 I received a diagnosis of OCPD (Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder). ASD and OCPD have very similar symptoms, but their treatments and coping strategies are very different. I recognize the privilege that I have in that I was able to pay out of pocket for an assessment and diagnosis and not everyone is so fortunate. I want to express to my fellow neurotypical/neurodivergent folks that your self-diagnosis is valid and I support your efforts to exist in a world that is not built for us. However, I would also encourage you to get an assessment if you have the means to do so. Understanding the nature of what makes me act and think the way I do has been more helpful to me in the last 18 or so months than anything else in my life. I hope you are able to get the same foundation for yourself."

Jul 6, 20211h 36m

S05 BB13 - Guess Whom

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Fence of Thrones. Beth doesn't know about YouTube. Letters? I told you so. We're planning for Burning Man. Size queens and that sweet jank. Brown Eye + Eye = Pinkeye. Real bad taste. Happy Birthday Neko. Tara Incogneat-o. D-day and his great themes. It should not be our friends nor large. Caravansary 2.0. Listener-submitted Tik Toks. Big thanks to 7-11/Ranger Kubrick for all of our amazing YouTube episodes! AntiDysentery.com Burning Man Music Radio That Damned Band "Whisky & Beer (For the Love Of)" https://thatdamnedband.com/ Accuracy Third You Tube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHgI-y1x2KFi-eS2N0G51-w

Apr 14, 202144 min

S05 E13 - A Big-Ass Pagan Twist

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CONTENT WARNING: Military Sexual Trauma. Neko the Fucking Fairy. #SharpTinkle. It's important to have a code. Someplace from Sandman. Glitter Water Tinkle Piss. Burn differently for success! A little bit of Cafe party. Pulling over POCs. Marcy Pigpen. Do the thing so we can do the thing. The problem with "those" people. Get your showers at Media Mecca. Asshole location. Pet goat sounds. Stupid judgy douche bags. She's got to get the wieners. Beth conflates kids and kinks. Whatever "The Boov" is. Here comes this Oontz. Also bored! Plus, D-day wanders off. Music by: Midtown Social "Candlelit"

Mar 26, 20211h 11m

S05 E12 - Fighting Over the Moons

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Down with corporate casual dining. Depressed? Still Artax! Jason's edit of Nat, by the by. No one knows Eplaya. Burn this restlessness. Two Trains One Dust. Going light. The Unbearable Lightness of Featherbike. Redundant cinnamon rolls & steam. Banana wheels. Apologies to the DMV. The origin of cats. Your new friend. The Nugget. The giving spirit. Nothing is safe. Mystical Misfits, apparently. Onesies for twosies. BEquinox. Rex segments whenever he wants. We @ 75%. #WhatIsYourSparksStory #Headstand #BRHS

Feb 9, 20211h 19m

Funkiller Chronicle, Episode 1, Part 2 - Actually You're Missing More Than Half - NOTW ch 0-17

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Part two of the first episode of our new podcast. If you're liking what we're up to here, subscribe on whatever platform you're hearing us on. ********************************************************************* In part 2 of our first episode, Rex goes over the characters in this section, and Beth discusses some of the narrative structures that show up. Predictions and general grab-ass closes out the episode.

Jan 4, 20211h 29m

Funkiller Chronicle, Episode 1, Part 1 - Actually You're Missing More Than Half - NOTW ch 0-17

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Part one of the first episode of our new podcast. If you're liking what we're up to here, subscribe on whatever platform you're hearing us on. ********************************************************************* In which we meet our hosts, D-day, Beth, and Rex, and D-day summarizes chapters 0-17 of Name of The Wind.

Jan 4, 20211h 13m

S05 E11 - A Bit of a Wobble

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more of it. Surprised? Nah, just culture shocked. Ruled by a fart. Commitments are made in regards to The Granny Trolly. Biscuits: custard cream, jammy dodgers, fig rolls, bourbons, ginger nuts, hobnobs, and sugar daddies. How you exploit your children. Burnt Bridges. Yes, ma'am. The Nasty Feminists. https://twitter.com/ms_pussy_willow/status/1342681824313683968?s=19 RadioAva.org #GoogleSexWorkerMutualAidGroupsAndDonate

Jan 1, 20211h 9m

S05 BB12 - Goodnight, Shite Year

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It's the end of the year as we know it. Face ... Off. Lil' Stevie King. House of Leaves AF. Clive Barker's The Scarlet Gospels, among other works. So hard, dude. ATTACK! How get better? What you want instead? Will there be burnsing? What you doon? Which Hot Pocket & wut temp? What drinking? How you? What best prezzie? What look forward to? Here or where? What best 2020? #NoObstructions Music by: That Damned Band - "Circus Day"

Dec 31, 202057 min

S05 E10 - Nothing Political

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A nose like an otter. Cheerses. Alaska Fire Circus. Barbie Death Village machetes. The Guru of Fire Spinning. Fire Conclave is a competition. Why aren't you hitting yourself? Hailing back to 1987. Termination Dust Bowl Camp and warning things. Googly sack. Trash bears. The principled environs. What's that got to do with the price of gas in Pennsylvania? The ball hitting routine. All of these things for the week after the week after. Post Block

Nov 3, 20201h 15m

S05 BB11 - Gonzo Kinky

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It's happy-happy joy-joy with your pals! Rex is #AtBaahs in Exodus. Cowgirl w/ a deep bend. It's called a "puppet pole." Even Pope isn't completely hard. Beth = POS. He said prodstitutes. Chronkiller Funsicle. We're making a baby! And so did Lizard McGee. True dreams of boaty Burning Man. Never get enough of the fluff. Word salad events. Who wants a smoker? Missing eye contact. Also, Funkiller Pod, unless. Plus, "Fuck This Shit" masks available at burnernarc.com https://lizardmcgee.bandcamp.com/ https://earwig.bandcamp.com/ # WeAreAllDumbShits #Trek4Pay

Oct 13, 202038 min

E05 BB10 - A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ENTERED THE RING!!!

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CONTENT WARNING - SUICIDE 31:26 - 32:45 Accuracy Third's new editor is Jason so meet him now right now. "Life happens" could be a slogan or something. Camp Envy. D-day remembers Element 11. Evanston, WY. Tacoma stinks, apparently literally. Someday, you'll all hear Jason's edit of Nat. We can hear Jason's keyboard and it's incredible. The two interview episode for Jason. Interviewer for us like journalismists is how interviewing works. Who is this new guy, Jason, anyway?! Other art stuff and podcasts. It's Divinity 2, actually. Different histories teach history differently. Rex is wrong about Freddy Kreuger. Plus, dissecting V. Also, we all know it's not cardboard. #FuckYourBurn #FuckThisShit Music: Treyzilla - "The Horror"

Sep 5, 20201h 20m

S05 BB09 - Totally Funpressed

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What we're crying at. Goodbyes and good licks. Chunks. Sadness, and yes, loneliness. Making kissy-face at Burning Man. Making the best of friendships. Instagram snot and radical self expression. What we're working on. Also, we'll throw up. Plus, follow it @! #NeverEndingSeason5 #JKRowlingIsAPieceOfShit "Brooklyn" by Wildlife Control https://wildlifecontrol.bandcamp.com/

Sep 3, 202045 min

S05 BB08 - Fuck Big Daddy Capitalism

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Gabriel (Han Cholo) & Robin (Lazy Fuck) are quar-rioting in Vegas. Community. Polycamperous. Volunteering overnight. #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd #ACAB

Aug 12, 20201h 0m

S05 BB07 - ATTACK! Questions

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Family. Shame. Great year. Regret. Parenting. Betrayal. Butt stuff. Fights. Memories. Fears. Dirt. Embarrassing. Decision. Apology. Cherries. Stealing. Drunk. Seriously, more butt stuff? Manipulation. Tickled. Ugly. Nightmares. Housing. Bedding. Kindness. Fucking. Junior High School. Sadness. Working. Public. Smelling. Avoidance. MUSIC: Eye of Doom - "Power Drive" https://eyeofdoom.bandcamp.com/releases

Jul 1, 20201h 21m

S05 BB06 - Burn Barrel Chat: Origins

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Synth-Meth is not funny. D-day met Rex. Beth met Rex. Beth met D-day. Grad school. The street. The theater. Rex met Beth. Craft party. Early Burn. Into the darkness. Sycamore. Benders. Podcast. Arbitrarily limiting bunches. Also, General Strike! Plus: #ElonMuskCanGoFuckHimself MUSIC: Eye of Doom - "Nowhere" https://eyeofdoom.bandcamp.com/releases

Jun 16, 202059 min

S05 BB05 - Cheery Good Times

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King Nipples. And now, his hairiness. Who got fired? Euphemisms for "hanging out." Sarcasm &/or irony = dead. Laddering for show offs. Most of the work; none of the play. Beth's dairy tears. Skip past us talking about the POTUS. Stay for the hip, young dudes. Making "music" and "humor." A lot of Juggalo documentaries. Bawdy Storytelling. Also, WTF with puns? Plus, There Will Be Bread. MUSIC: Midtown Social "Believe"

Jun 1, 20201h 1m

S05 E09 - Gentle Pushes from a Great Distance

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Bryan did not make a Burning Man festival. Missing the bandwagon. Self-aggrandizement and we. The tears of the Triangle Temple. Good tents are heavy tents. A handful of pills and three bananas. Post Temple exodus like rolled it. Shamelessly subbing. That quick-set cement lifestyle. Burning Man art all over California. California: always on fire. Weird year. Luck and $500 bucks. Letting it breathe. Thank you for the party. Being burnier than thou. Please don't climb Temple. #ClimbTheTemple. Tweets Camp. "Disaster" bags. Old gross food reviews. Saving our fellow citizens. Crash Fence. You got Ranger face. Also, suck at the teat of capital. Plus, please don't 3-D print d-day a beard.

Jun 1, 20201h 24m

S05 BB04 - Burn Barrel Chat: Eclipsed Mailbag

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Commercials for cartoons. JRS and social media Burning Mans. Ren & Stimpy, Rocco's Modern Life, and Danger Mouse. [Scat!] Mailbag: D-Day's ADD can't Advanced D&D from Brian the Temple Guardian. Bex, Reth, and D-day. Ozark & 3.5 dads & Tiger King. Vermin Supreme?! The Employer's Feed. DJ Same DJ is pigeon.heart on Spotify. A3rd is also Spotified. [Scat!] Mailbag: Mohawk John's voodoo reiki dolls. Us playing Eclipse on YouTube now. We want a soak. Victory Mead. The Society for Creatively Anachronistic Drug Use. Also, Rex and Beth like the same video game. Plus, one of us knows that Night in the Woods is really not that good. MUSIC: Midtown Social "Home" https://www.midtownsocialband.com/js_albums/fc-album/

May 16, 20201h 4m

S05 BB03 – Burn Barrel Chat: Media

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PODCASTS: Running from Cops, Ear Hustle, Dirty John, Who the Hell is Hamish?, Reply All, Quick Question, Trump Inc., What Trump Can Teach Us About Con Law, 99% Invisible, Intercepted, Deconstructed, The Bechdel Cast, The Daily Zeitgeist, On The Media, It Could Happen Here, The Women's War, Worst Year Ever, The King Mobcast, Punch Up the Jam FICTION: Motherless Brooklyn, Illuminatus!, The Martian, Magic for Beginners, Dune, Kill All Normies, Junky, In Watermelon Sugar, any one Tom Robbins Book except Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas, preaching Pynchon, The Broken Earth Trilogy, The Kingkiller Chronicle, The Expanse NONFICTION: The New Jim Crow, Homicide COMICS: The Invisibles, The Filth TV: Sense 8, The Expanse, Tiger King is representative of polyamory, W FILM ON PLAYA: Brazil, (don't watch Fritz the Cat,) Kill Bill, Fury Road VR: Beat Saber YOUTUBE: Accuracy Third plays Eclipse ALSO: Anarchist-ier Than Thou PLUS: X-tian Side-Hug ALSO TOO: Lazy Risotto IN CONCLUSION: A System of Chits TL;DR: SEND US YOUR ATTACK QUESTIONS MUSIC: Midtown Social "Born to Dream"

May 14, 20201h 14m

S05 E08 - Cum & Crumbs

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Presenting Little Red & Mr. Mello. Who loves lines? A day of sweats. Roommate consideration confessional. The popular Mormon. Throwing shade at Orgy Dome. Baseline fun-danger. Their thing's name is hard-pan. Fertilizing the playa. The West Pole. We have become the swingers of worlds. Don't fuck-die at Burning Man. Runner band cock ring gifts. Frog Pond Fuck House. X-Cult. Also, Beth has already had The Thing. Plus, crystal flipping.

May 6, 20201h 17m

S05 BB02 - Burn Barrel Chat: Feel the No Burn

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We graciously invite the Pope. The mommas and the poppas on the social medias. Politics politics politics politics. #VanLife. Who thinks there are enough public toilets? Not us. The Soak I-5 carport. The Friday Zoom Call (we asked.) Popes Pagan Post. [Scat] Mailbag: The Inescapable Joy-ness of Reaching Out. A bunch of burning scams.

Apr 21, 202057 min

S05 E07 - The Truest Version of Yourself

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What the fuck is going on, basically. The DMV is a real job. Motel 666. The same, but with douche bags. Glorious theater weirdos came. Pure agency Halloween. He called us journalists. Nostalgia v. immediacy. 100% unoriginal transformational snowflakes. Behind the filthy curtain. The Sherpa Liberation Front. Ellis Island is not in New York, New York. 1993 site works. The Generator is dead; long live The Generator. Wondering about kids. Losing the gate road. We want Grover to come over. Also, Rex's voice is fine. Plus: It's David Boyer from KALW and The Intersection Podcast.

Apr 21, 20201h 34m

S05 E06 - Gray Water for Days

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Dragon Heart, Chickadee, Ohman, & David Magichands celebrate 20 years of that heebie and jeebie stuff. Everybody touches the dirty hippies in one way or another. All the different modalities. Heal the world; make it a better place. Heebie 4 Lyfe. 70 touch millions intentionally. Dull to the sparkly but smart about the showers. Instant body juice. Real broken fucks. Manifesting a tub of oil. Nerds with pugil sticks. The authenticity of Steve the Average Burner. D-day doesn't need playa therapy. Dozens of classes. The neighbors are all fine. Also, proud of edging. Plus, power to the peaceful. heebiejeebiehealers.org

Mar 31, 20201h 22m

S05 BB01 - Burn Barrel Chat: Mailbag

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The world has turned and left us here. Friendship distancing. Nonprofit profiteering apocalypse. Feeling drrrty. Digital signatures and wastes of money. [Scat!] Mailbag: Ladders and balloons. Beth is doing God's polyamory work. Alphabet's fingle, Google. A street sweeping test. Robots 4 the Homeless. [Scat!] Mailbag: Derailleur from GPE. Something about community. [Scat!] Mailbag: BWB w/o plywood. Also, for $10,000 we will make you podcasts for free. Plus, he's not a real doctor. #PleaseDontSendUsYourGuns

Mar 29, 20201h 11m

S05 E05 - Butts & Bacon, Basically

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Giving your life to the AI. More than phones at Burning Man. Living vicariously. Shish-Car-Bob-B-Que. Take your call outside. Really good at barista. Maxie brings out your women. It's cool now. Make Burning Man. Weather on the radio. It's all built on metal plates. Also, D-day doesn't talk about butt-stuff. Plus, your computer is nakedly motivated.

Mar 17, 20201h 31m

S05 E04 - The Downside of Armpit Hugging

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Sass is part of the Internet now. All the volunteer jobs. D-day did not have the ups to ruin the spiderweb. It's always someone else's dome. Rattan usually sucks. A ticket and a tee and also fuck Elko. Balloon Chain. Anal Balloons. Soap bubble balloons. Balloon around the world. The People's Republic of East Davis. unSCruz brings it on green grass. Fragile art and fragile people. Do you like airplane jumping? Tweakers be whittling. You can bring rebar to the scrapyard?! Underpants gasket. Introducing Rex as Smart Lenny. We bless the hail down in Mexico. Also, when this episode comes out the world is worse than we thought it would be. Plus, why won't Crimson Rose come on the pod? Photo Credit: Todd Gardiner

Mar 3, 20201h 12m

S05 E03 - Presenting as Gate

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We will get you laid. More Malört, always more. Calamity. Commodifying sobriety. We are now proudly missing deadlines. Stephanie. Please don't eat food cooked on or in non-food service metal. Fluffers provide life support. Plus One. Fuck Dennis Kucinich, apparently. Throwing the C-suite under the bus. Gate Obtuse Director. Beth doesn't know Deadmau5. Baby Boy v. Turnaround. Spires need the right number of spire-doers. The 420 ballista. Gate loves loving on Gate. We have deaf camps. Cones and saws on busted-ass cars. Makeout Queen consents. Bat Country does not collect $200 but does pass go. We keep everything in. BLEEPED because BLEEP. Black and Tans deal with their doodies. Also, a giant inflatable dick assault. Plus, Perimeter and Exodus.

Feb 14, 20201h 16m

S05 E02 - Aim High & Do Low

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We met Han Cholo & Lazy Fuck at the first A3rd live show. Easily impressed by dragons. Diego Rivera. Paco delicious. D-day makes clothes from 90s dork-culture. Children's Theatre. There are no good Eric Roberts characters. The 9-11 of the DMT of boxing. 9-12 year old boxing. What the fuck, psytrance?! The Moop Master. Change your hoses and belts, willya? One Sponge Bob; one dog. 420 @ 69. If you don't know Cell Space, you can't know Cell Space. Rex made a "hot" pun. More Animal Control, we guess. Humor First, Safety Second, Other People's Feelings Last. The Ice Strategy. You're fine if you suck-off shit. Reverend Billy and the Church of Stop Shopping. B. F. Skinner's Choke-A-Tron 8000. Scumbag alley scumbags. Also, historically, only D-day dances. Plus, a subtle Spaulding Gray reference. Also-too, Code Adam says "Papa."

Feb 1, 20201h 22m

S05 E01 - All Man Base Are Belong To Us

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We're back. The maze around the man. The dope and beer club. What happened with the Mega Man? Holding something long down. Who Burns The Burning Man? The collapsing man. Three guys talking about guys. The health of the fire. Prematuring Man. Also, heroic whiskey drinking. Plus, our intros and outros need work.

Jan 15, 20201h 7m

S05 E00 - 2019 Afterburn

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What happened to the truck? It's Pope. Fuck Hard. D-day's Deep Playa Experience. Next art! Penalty Bar hurts people. HOSE CLAMPS ARE NOT STRUCTURAL. Beth's pregnant ankle. Face burnt Folly. Thank you, No Drama Moonbeam. We got the Alien Head back. Burning Man = terrible music. Rex wants a family. All kiosks are little to Pope. Hands up!

Dec 30, 201957 min

When you go, please take the bear with you.

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Ranger Tanuki is our guide into the world of the Black Rock Rangers, your friends in Khaki. Plus Ranger stories from Accuracy Third guests.

Aug 21, 20192h 33m

S04 E16 - Wherein Your Hosts Utterly Fail to Introduce their Guest (Featuring Pete Crash)

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We're all friends with Soup Soup Soup Flavored Blankets. Buttercup from some other Buttercup's Camp Buttercup. Newbie crab-free zones. Noodles and the first actual radio. Rides for soup. The apps. #throatgoals We play games! We're all poly now. What about your titty wagon? Best flavored beacon. Under the face of Noodles. Prepare for your present. Rex is the asshole. How will our soup stay sopping? Random Trump nuzzlings. OUP. Come early, feed the art. The scary tent conceals the fucking. Contracting a glue baby. Timesharing plug & play camps. The A3rd MLM and you. We like the courts; the courts that go food. Clean the vegan out of your shits. In a book of crappy jokes. Do Not Climb lives. Playa names to be proud of. Also, the best sound cue. Plus, "douche canoe." SFB's shitty Yelp reviews: https://www.yelp.com/biz/soup-flavored-blankets-black-rock-city-3

Aug 7, 20192h 27m

S04 E15 - Getting Hand Skills

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Flaming Lotus Fundraising Fire Flies. Hundreds of people. Fifteen pieces. Worldwide. Cell Space. Noise Bridge. The nerd community. The Box Shop, Sonny Barger, Hells Angles, and Hunter S. Thompson. Serpent legs and all. How did it go before the apps? Friendship Mfg. Co. The piece is your friends and family. Desiccated Flying Locust Girls. A step further than Burning Man. Nearly killing Caroline. Fourth of Juplaya, 2008. Getting out now. Beautiful creepy stories of friendship. Loud Party at Orgy Tent. What about wool? Baba Yaga does it right. Plus, just-in-case business cards for ASMR. Photo credit: "Color Firefly" by Rhiannon Maple

Jul 24, 20191h 52m

S04 E14 - Lightning in a Stone Soup

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What hasn't Slim done? Amazing Larry's Cube Club. The hangover kicks in. Ducks, ships, and fish. The emergence and infamy of La Contessa. The intolerable lightness of dumping and exploding. And then, the police show up. They should fix the problems. Lifting the cloud on cancer. Who knows all about Slim? What is Meow-Wolf? Does Slim need tickets? Claim them burners. Bring them home. Google the make-a-fish foundation. Burning Survivors. Accessibility inclusion-setting needs your help! Yoga at dawn or whiskey at midnight. Also, this is probably going to be the last year. Plus, see you in the Temple this year, Ben: https://www.gofundme.com/f/6yol3lc [email protected] www.burningwish.org

Jul 9, 20192h 1m

S04 E13 - Embrace The Suck

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Banjo Dave settles for everything. We'll have 25'of styrofoam. 3/4 of NYC mass transit hubs are disparaged. Two particular dudes. Del Hamburger. Pica Dave.What is wrong with the Bay Area. We are done with "bitch." Embrace the suck. X = not real. There is no fave shade. When you wear pants, fill your pants. Math jokes. Stink in the patina. Rex is pedantic. JT = dope. Portland poops. Something about splinters. Also, veg knowledge and where things are supposed to rot.

Jun 25, 20191h 23m

S04 E12 - The Bucket Is The List

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Live at the Sacramento Podcast Festival with Swerve. How much can it be stabbed? 2,000 pieces of paper on the fire. Divorce is a warm gun. Leaving the church. Going to Burning Man. The bug-out trailer ticket issue. You're our new friend, Sappy. A set of wax wings. They brought the lasers down. D-day is always wearing clothes, fyi. Accustomed to comfort. Don't try to be cool. Rex hits some of the same notes. FOMO-based cult. Ex-cleric Camaraderie. Also, this is why you're an asshole. Plus, Beth thinks things made with 2x4s and screws are shabby.

Jun 13, 20191h 2m

S04 E11- Art Car Pretty

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The Bethest punum. A lot about playa names. Chewkkake has proof. Fresh food foibles. D-day slapped a kitten. Bike triangle: Fence adjacent. The Organization. Food errand. Art cars: too loud for Rex. The Train Crash train crash. Syracuse to Chicago. 143% OSHA thing. A sea of dry hot dogs and sweaty penises. Help Us Clean Out Our Bar Day. Bethest has some L and some A. @ the Sac Pod Fest. Also, Narcs Love Bustin'. Plus, stop by the Black Hole! It's not not for you!

May 28, 20191h 16m

S04 E10 - Sunrise, Burning Man 2018

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{[This is a taste of the (sort of) content we release for our Patrons. Patrons received this content right after we got home from playa. If you would like to Patreon Accuracy Third, you can Patreon us at Patreon.] THANK YOU, PATRONS!} Hotwire did a little edit of Bethest, Rex, and D-day sitting on a scaffold on playa, watching the sun come up. It is a series of beautiful moments with three good friends.

May 15, 201953 min

S04 E09 – Shame Is A Useful Tool

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O-Ring Von Brownflower took his Pops to Burning Man. Steamed bat & cobra are not like chicken. Things about everyone's names. Once and done. Water + bikes = wet. Pops is the rubber ducky. Hangin' with hooks-in. Little Sisters of the Lotus of Perpetual Indulgence. Just the right amount of meth. Keeper saves the day! Have all the horns, give none of the toots. The grenades are great in Truckee. Also, D-day doesn't know enough about post offices.

May 1, 20191h 31m

S04 E08 - The Drug That Has Them Hooked

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East Coast Burns abound. Leading theme camps. Wickerman humble Brag. Scrambles is scramblin'. Dance Fight Dance Party. Historical fencing. Talking economies. Pivoting toward ritual screaming. The comeback tour. Scram fam. Mutant, right? Tripticon. Or Trypticon. Or Triptikahn. Lucky cancer stuff. He fucked her formula. Burning Wish. Let down some guards. Also, D-day goes far afield, and Bethest confronts religiosity. Photo credit: Snazzypants www.nextbestmen.com

Apr 17, 20191h 41m

S04 E07 - Second Place In Art Car Theft

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Teams for everything. A great taker of things. The most internally referential Accuracy Third story yet. About Soak... Pope never heard a podcast. Aerosolizable. Our booze, your bar. Spiraling Man. The popemobile. Deep playa meth lab. Worst time on playa. The inside of Pope's sinuses. In our middle tone. Also, we are mumble rappers, right?

Mar 28, 20191h 9m

Introducing: Burner Narc

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Burner Narc is your one stop shop to look like a burner, narc.

Mar 20, 201911 min

S04 E06 - Think Like A Three-Year-Old

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We changed the temperature. The EDM. A change.org petition for Grover Norquist to come on this show. Leanne and the Rockstar librarian. Laptop kaleidoscope. Black Rock City Hall of Justice. Dante's inferno v. Dante's Retirement Center. You are a citizen of this city. Black Rock City Hotel & Casino. Drinko. Dome disasters. Stealing the election. The pre gate radio show. The music guide becomes an app for the geeks out there. Tech or no tech? When the schedule comes out. Small camps. Also: Hi Leanne.

Mar 13, 20191h 54m

S04 E05 - A Bad Mouthful

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Talking to Hot Fuzz about Hot Fuzz. Divorce gifts. JWs react to talking about JWs. Being pretty ginger. Edgar Wright? Right on. Guardians of all sorts. Friends talking to friends all friendly, basically, and a lot of fun was had by all. Also, Rex throws D-day under the bus.

Feb 27, 20191h 9m

S04 E04 - The Color of Our Culture

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Benny is coolneon.com. Barbershop Roulette. Patent sequencer. Roller disco as well. The Amazing Race finale. Hmer is horrific. There's no Pantone for glow. Eye contact with the fire. The love potion slosh. Offense and tackle. The Reno to Sacramento disappointment. Presumptive Light and Magic. We've played in lube. A3 @ checkout. Also, the mayor of Burning Man. Plus, butthole Bezos.

Feb 13, 20192h 0m

S04 E03 - Ask For Water, Get Ass Sweat

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Meet Tiny Dancer and Boyfriend, friend to you and me. Cafe. Rangers. So much about Gate. Tiny Dancer could conceivably volunteer for every department every year. Boyfriend couldn't keep working for Gate. Real Playa Talk with Rex and D-day. Plus, we learn a lot about D-day this episode. Again.

Jan 30, 20191h 22m