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Get a taste of the treats that our patrons receive. The almost-unedited conversation between DDay, Beth, and Iandustrial about Soak, but mostly what happened at the wet burn and how stupid Burning Man themes are.

It's time for another Burn Barrel chat-a-thon episode! Rex: confidenty doesn't know what he's talking about. DDay: confidently along for the ride. Beth: confidently making things simple and clear. All of us: making requests of Late Bus. Couple to Thruple. That Kevin Spacey Documentary. Crumb. Ask A3rd Anythings: Why did y'all stop doing the cut-in edits? When you do Resto Ep? Performance art things last year? DDay rock the plumpers? When where not finding what wanted led to finding amazing? What is the worst ate or drank? What is best advice you got? What's "best" advice that was worst? If through some weird dimensional time vortex you found yourself in the first few black rock desert burns in the late '80s & early '90s and were part of the inner circle with Larry Harvey & the founders, knowing what you know now, what would you have the Org do differently to change the future of the burn and burn culture? What was best day? What worst? Worried about population collapse? Will A3rd refresh the Survival Guide, VAG, or Consent? What's your fav unders under there?? Most dangerous thingus? Longest gone misunderstanding? If one were to recognize y'all randomly on Playa one year, what would be the best and kindest way to approach as to not make it weird? "Threelationship Material" Merch now available @ https://burnernarc.com/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Overfuckingrated at SOAK 2023. IANDUSTRIAL. SHE WHO HAS NO NAME AT THE MOMENT. SPACE CADET. NATASHA. Ignition NW. Critical (Massive.) Counting the sex camps. Kinky Fucking Campers. Sex positivity. DTF = not a sex camp. RevoFUCKINGlution. AbsoFUCKINGlution. IPfuckingA. A glory hole shadow theater with corndogs. Main Burnarble Structure. Summer Camp. Cold S'mores. Flaming Giraffe Art Car. Big jellyfish. MANIMAL. CHEF JUKE. Also Burnout. The Burner Barn is a resource. EMILY goes as long as the song. Soul Train Christopher. BRC Welding & Repair. Other "friends." Blue Light District est. 1997. Swiss Space Bar. SENSEI STRANGE, indeed. Flipside. 6907 camp? APPARATUS. Seacompression. PABLOVEX? The interest is there. Unbroken Spring. Thinning the thicket. Shift. DIMLY. Massive massive. Bridge & tunnel volunteering. Train your replacement. BRATTY CAT. Not just one team. School of Burning Man Event Production. Can't sit still. Rainbow procession. MUSIC: "Your State Smells Like Cow Shit" by Late Bus JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Justice for Snieeeffles with Bandicunt & Emerald. Struggles. Pizza girlfriend. WTF, Reno hotels? Mrs. Robinson camp. Reflective sails. No dick for Sneeeffles. La Victrola. Night at the car spike. Frozen oasis. Wrecked car. Hate 15. MUSIC: "nOISE BEAT" by Late Bus (from discord & NH) JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/hwwbQfVW FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Professor Plague but also the return of Frisky Whiskey. Talking to anyone about how Survey starts it all. Impatient, but slow. Captain Blackthorn. Haboob. The Octagon. PLACEMEEEEEENT! The Raven. Squiring. Defining the promenades. Cadmus's hypersigil. The cops have visited. 5:30 & Man Face. Infrastructural art. THE APPARATUS. The citadel and the shrine. The Hobo Gobbelins. Spires Music Conservatory. Geekfest. 510-BAD-SMUT. Foam swords in the Mad Max pit. That Damned Band and the 999 Eyes Freak Show. Spireses. The 420 one. MUSIC: Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits, "Life Is Excellent - The Muzak Version", "Life is Excellent" bobbyjoeebola.com https://bobbyjoeebola.bandcamp.com/ "Trainwreck to Narnia" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30PT2zUbAeQ A short youtube thing about Survey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJBBU58MyZE Photo Credit: John Curley

Everyone belongs here, even a VR Birgin. All up in the 2020 Multiverse. BRC VR. Temple of the Heart. Touch the wood. Crossroads. Art Basel, community, all these things. Meeting Glowjo the artist at Playa Alchemists. Ice infrastructure. Lamplighter thanking. The Lusty Chanterelle Kombucha Bar. Tech artistry. Farmer the Rigger. Burden of the Beast. Butterfly Heart break. Pray for Squirrel. Gotta love your neighbors. THE NAMENING, there is more of that and it is fucking anarchy today. MUSIC: "Oh Land - Rainbow" [TreyZilla Remix] http://www.soundcloud.com/TreyZilla JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Center Camp test strips & coffee. Buddy is fucking different at Anonymous Village. Pepe's Lingam. Palm Frond Effigy. Thanks to Maid Marian. He don't need no stinking ticket. Boyfriend VS. The Bud. The Meth Lab recipe. Wednesday to Wednesday. Slinging and pushing. Lovin' Oven: really cool. Hubris & Broken Dreams. Passing the ham around. Secret goals. B.R.C.P.S. If you want to know if there is more of the NAMENING, you can be sure there is. Also, an ASK from XENO. MUSIC: "Skin, It Itches" by Me Rex https://merex.bandcamp.com/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Sign Shopping around with Dark Sparkle. What The Saloon is. Hello, Fence Day. Howdy, Sign Shop. Cancelling the event. Foundational NVO. Wood signs and metal signs and all signs point to but one. Walking only areas. Fairywood is where it was. Sweet Peach: taking Wink out. Roller discoing. Piss Clear. Kaiju Pacman & Snowpack. Points of Scummy crossover. Giant X. Pete Hudson's amazing strobing shit. Big RJ. The (Not) Waffle. We miss Root Society. Just a guy's problem. Have some of THE NAMENING, as a tasty treat. MUSIC: "Rainbowarrior live at OODE 2022" by Rainb0warri0r https://www.mixcloud.com/Rainb0warri0r/rainbowarrior-live-at-oode-2022/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

The Right Stuff with Meta & Front Tug. So, so many pets. All the steps. They have a sanctuary. WE CHANGE EVERYTHING. Baba Yaga's House. ESD logistics. P.I.V. games. Chick with a laptop. A little bit of power. Looking with a child's eyes. Free panties. Finding the lighter. CONTENT WARNING: Familial death. JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

Ben with 740 Es. Burning Flipside & Freezerburn. A bit complicated. Lorco, bless his name. Fuck You Telecom. Loveburn. Toast? Mischevia. Bobby Heins and the Counter-Culture Polyamory Epidemic. 3-love work. Goofball hippies: doing their thing. Brimstone the bar. Talkin' Whippets. Bad VS Worse Advice Booths. Wacky banana gambling. Fuck You Telecom is an art thing. Deal with Texas. Sanctuary. J. B. wears nametags. Fuck Rex, we takin' for havin's. LNT = LNT. Be(x740)n sells his pants short. Texas: the Pennsylvania of wherever Texas is. Speaking of orgies. Be NAMENING now. https://www.burningflipside.com/art-project/fuck-you-telecom JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/hwwbQfVW FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social MUSIC: ME REX, "Infinity Worm" https://merex.bandcamp.com/album/giant-elk

Our theme: diarrhea. A Nova is a huge hit. The talk to God oracle. Vibration of love and harmony. Paying to live. Radical gettin' it done. Sage-ing people. Frequency, the matrix, and Calling him Barney. Frequency, the matrix, currency, resonance, vibration, & flow. This threesome story. Manifesting a song pod. 100% Fin Dom. JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/hwwbQfVW FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social MUSIC: Nova & D-day, "Light Language"

Hanging out in camp with Passion. SABOTAGE! Janky Barge. Cat Man Dude. The Diablo Gators. Black Rock Bandits. Camp Butter. Moments of defeat. Wishing well. The watch on the podcast yet. The Pegasus. Katie: awesome. Some scared bitches. The Swiss dumplings. Don't ask what your camp can do for you, ask for condoms & Doritos. Start with one. CostCo: the matchening. Burning HBCUs. THE NAMENING commences. A video of that Janky LIfestyle you've heard so much about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIHMHcQ-qw4. JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8ytjUN6E MUSIC: Dday, "SOUNDBED_02-2017_01"

Small Records & Sign shops. DPW recruits! David besties. Grief and grieving. Hundreds of metal lamps. Remember weekend warriors? The Taxidermed Temple. Temple of Joy. Stabblety Peg. DPW 2.0. When the ONE ARMED MAN was around. Gerlach Gil. What a flea circus is. Rock 'Em Sock 'Em. Tiny Vinyl & the M-Pox outbreak. Food from the kid's menu = episode image. MUSIC: "Strangleweed," by ME REX https://merex.bandcamp.com/album/giant-elk JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8UdsPhbG

A recipe to destroy everything. Great weather; fun party. Don't Reach Back: A Playa Miracle. 3 bath towels, 1 hand towel, and 2 wash rags. The second wet. Rangers: Triumphs. Andrew Christopher: Defeat. Mumblety-tarp. Dday and his perfect, epic, plumpers. Muck discourse. Third time's a Jibbitz. Driving out. Trust. Playaground. Lamplighters shots. Steam Bath Art Car. No, Node. 6:00 Lady Christ. Long Daniel. Watership Joshua Tree Vehicle. Vanishing Point. Galloping Pegasus Doodad Pressing Thing. Ankle-Breaking Swing. Fuck/Drug Closet. Porto Fuck-Rescue. Pile O' Bikes. Gloves Optional. Broken Dreams. Howdy, Roger! Beth, bedraggled. Please do. Ziggurat space. Beth's Fart-Buddhism. Another set of buttholes. Drones: the clip art of art-art. City Limits. Stupid hippie mud-rave protestations. The themes next year. MUSIC: dday, "Sneaks Peeks"

Rex is a Goofus and a bit of a Galoot. Playa Home Companion is at 6:00 & E. They will be hosting our listener party Wednesday at 2:00

The season finale to end all season finales! Rex: doesn't know how live recordings work. Popeye: literally a sailor-man in rehab. Dday: VINDICATED. A Very Burning Wedding. Atticus teaches. NVO v. DPW. The Department of the Wandering Cheeseburger Club. Turnaround is difficult. Coolwhip shitshows. Fancyfoot just got here again. Hardcore Animalia. Makin' art; tryin' to do something cool. Auto shop assets. Ranchers Anonymous. Fam is year three. Haboob '17. Risk aversion & job done. All our burn is belong with friends. Dday is whatever. That fucking cooler. That mug, tho. Colors. The opinions of "Fuck Steely Dan" are not the express opinions of this entire podcast, but still. Shapes. The labor movement. Misunderstanding the whole deal. Don Ross paints everything. Camp Burner Brown. Gate: just as good as DPW. Donate wood to the burn gardens. Playa moments. Dispatch: a series of traumatic events for Bite Size. MUSIC: Coywolf, "Ludwig" https://coywolfsound.bandcamp.com/

Grand Theft Sex Assault. Burning Equines. Family and deers and bears, oh my. Geneologies. Little gascan; little soup! The Burning Man Dispatch: https://dispatch2022.burningman.org/ MEDIAS: PODCASTS - Running from COPS. Bad Dates. National Park After Dark. We Fell Apart. Knowledge Fight. TEE VEES - Paul T. Goldman. The Rehearsal. I'm a Virgo. MOOVIES - Beau is Afraid. Midsommar. Sorry to Bother You. Angel Heart. MEEWSIC - The Coup. Janelle Monae, "The Age of Pleasure". SKIBIDI TOILET https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-ZXraMeHBPJHXBhrNowJaQslyqtUg-tZ

Roger and his serious, Sophomore shit. Cosmo. Applicationing for artsings. Dust shark. Heavy Equipment and Transpo Dept. Sittin' upright; enjoying the view. Having to drive it. You gotta see the so-and-so. Tickets! We have an RV now. Gatestomer service. MUSIC: Wildlife Control, "Subtract" https://wildlifectrl.com/

Burning Man Texas Happened. More with Xeno and Daddy (Dish?) Issues. Not The Good Book, but THE Book. Trust issues. What IS a burn? Not Wonder Lounge, but Camp Camp. Hugsings. They were super high. The REAL Wonderlounge. Texas Glen and Glenn. THE Shady Acres Assisted Living Facility. George's brother John's FIRST! Flipside. Tiki Fest: the firstest of Flipsides?! The cool people at the music festival. Xeno lets his guard down. Floaties, tits, haircuts. The loop around. Cajun foods. Punk in Drublic Camp. Harp in a box. MUSIC: That Damned Band, "Hook, Line, & Sinker" https://thatdamnedband.com Behind the Bastards Podcast https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/

Bike Prom vs the Denver Decom. The 7% of the Colorado Burnal Equinox. Bearwhalia? Narbears. Narbar. The unbearable antsiness of playa naming. Dirty Panda's Playa Name Ritual Emporium of Adora Razzle-Dazzle. Excess has stuck. Playa Pops. Taking a chance on a Brian. Edging the acro-yoga people. Calling out Death Guild. It's not just about the art. Bearwhale Camp. Not your father's speaker (3 phases): Mucaro; ecstatic dancer; pull your finger. Atabay. The lost outhouse and THE MOBILE BLOODY MARY BAR. Be art. WELP. Janky car. Ordinary Sausage on the YouTubes. https://www.youtube.com/c/OrdinarySausage Music: "Bach's Brandenburg Concerto #3, Movement 1" and "Comfortably Numb" by Playa Pops https://www.playapops.com/

Meet Ice. Accuracy in descriptions. Naming conventions. The Morris. Just like Marx. Helco. Costco & other cameras. We should all aspire to be Michael Keaton on playa. More Weight. The guy is all right. Haboobs. The Lady Sassafras. Pallet car accidented art. Embracing. Bring back the Core burns. The hammer squad. Girls will be Girls all the time. The Candy Bomb. The Wonkatania Superbad. boatswain: (noun) an officer on a ship whose job is to take care of the equipment and the people who work on the ship The 1996 Helco Commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go7ceSUFlAc

Something bold, like Passion. The concisest of hero's journeys. Feel your feelings as therapy. Dr. Baron Von Realz Esq's Most Spectacular Steampunk Side Show of Altered Reality and Debauchery. Lucy booths: not a sex act. The Three Principle Ticket Solution. Fuckhospital. HALT. Camp Charlie Unicorn. Giant Dentistry. RIDE to deep playa. Music and the people who music it. Costco and you and them. Appreciations, but also what we don't appreciate. Music: "Wave" by Egodeth https://soundcloud.com/user-1942186

Freshman sagas, sophomore struggles, & sticking with Blossom with Emerald. First Camp: horrible. Foreshadowing Bandicunt. La Victrola. Burning the shit. Bucket List Brigade. Personal Space Camp. Relationshipping Man. Rex's previously unheard washtub anecdote. The nine-year nope. Misery was accompanied. He liked it. Implored kitchen. La Victrola-la-la. Firmament. Lots of things ARE orbs. A Flame for Orb Meanie. Ranging on the range. IT IS THAT BETH. Weird lil' desert rats. Mini-ramas. How we come. Music: "Transportation" by Shakano

Introducing Mr. Mars. 1998 shit. House of Music. This movement is over. Shade: Origins. Nostalgia = poison. Same-same. Will & Rod. The Burning Opera. Biggernips. The Earliest Man. Foreplay Lounge. The Vulcan. Raspa. BRC supes. Misunderstandings about hierarchy and then sarcasm. Urges. The Fabulous Miz Rachel Dove & the T community. Motodude racing. The David the Best.

Big J big M. Emcee HAMSTER. Burning Man and Burning Man and Burning Man. Illuminaughty. Soul System. Dust b oobs. Soul System. Sonic Runway. F&F. Illumination Village. Propaniac. Missing everythings. Ill Vill's center. Home. John From. A carrotmobile. Next year's plans, today! Boom Cookie. Rex wasn't gonna say Simona. Numbers go up. NOVA (featuring The Dragons of Eden) 18kw is a lot of kw. The drones?! The Museum of that One Time at Burning Man. Poi Play. WATCH PAUL T. GOLDMAN ON PEACOCK. MUSIC: 808s & EarthQuakes [TreyZilla Remix] https://soundcloud.com/treyzilla

Victor loves nests. Seen it all & dropping doses. Banksy Big Rig. Peter Hudzo's Homouroboros. Go party and dance. You remain; turned away. Burnig Man Narc Point Oh. So hot, white, & long. Spike'scream Tuesdays. Chairway to Heaven. 1000 reasons of hard year. Diver's Up: 2005 to 2022. Supply Truck Issues. A series of 9 hours. She got out there. Interactive ceramic consciousness head spinners! People always criticize. Why did you pick this? Barbarella was always a little weird. https://www.victorspinelli.com/diverup MUSIC: Me Rex, "Sacred Cancer" https://merex.bandcamp.com/

Meet our new friend Newbie. How could YOU not be new? What are the rules? Heebie Jeebie Healing. Ki cking your mom's ass. Spotty gravies. AN A3RD EXCLUSIVE: The Ambassador of the Twerk Palace. Butterflies & Moths. The Three Bike Problem. Strike early; strike ASAP. Humpy Jumpy Bumpers. Dday: hilarious. Hive Mind: chaos! Cynicism VS Naivete. A just society could work, innit? Music: "Transportation" by Shakano

CONTENT WARNING: SUICIDE Grandma & Alexa of Wonder Lounge. The Cathedral of Celetial Mathchik(?) Burnt Soup. Mischevia. Orphaner. The Flipside energy well. Womens issues. Is black; is white: sham-on. Eyore's Birthday in high school. Brown Eye Community. Floodside. Xeno's fortunes. A matriarch society. Xeno's revisionist history. Sparky welcomes us to Camp Camp. The Pecan Grove Playa. St. Tiki & The Pyropolis Fire Department. Recreation Plantation. Pretty much identical. Town Hall meeting. Austin artistic reconstruction. DPW vs Shaven Apes. The Town Hall's 3-dot system. Go to Church NIght. Tertiary fire career. Safetyside. Accept the radical(s). MUSIC: That Damned Band, "Trainwrekk't" https://thatdamnedband.com

Talking to Xeno about Pyropolis. Glitterbomb got a burner name & John is a newbie & Xeno is a known quantity to a certain extent. So, do you want to go to Flipside? We are publlicizing it. 20 years of Wonderlounge. C.O.L.D. Camp. Hanging Gage from things. Shit might go fucking haywire. Xeno is always moving. "DOING EVIL IN THE NAME OF GOD AIN'T RIGHT" Someone tell John his friends are going. Macguffin salt. Subsumed into the cosmos. Flinging chunks. The Cold Camp Pruno Situation. DJ Lady Vitamins. MUSIC: That Damned Band, "Trainwrekk't" https://thatdamnedband.com

KC and a lot about Illumination Village. Crimping cables & novel concepts. What's hurting YOUR butt? Nestled in Ill Ville. Sam's angry tree. One line limits. Dry Fountain. The 2022 camping sitch. 50%s. Muddin' Faire: Blue Collar Cosplay. Burning, kids. Ardent group. Hatebik's Cube. Dance Dance Immolation. The Danish run. 2π(r). Charcade. Extra-Spicy Fire. Merrie Maladies. More than the default. Lightning on Demand. What do we need about Temples? High Schoollumination Village. 80,000; 16:1. Zen and the Art of Simon's Struggles. N Theory Mechanica. MUSIC: Me Rex, "Lager Door" https://merex.bandcamp.com/

BLACK ROCK STATION P. 02 More Brace with some additional Clarity for us all. Front of small town house. Greeter holes for glory hugs. Fly ranching. Green Themes. Gerlach Workforce Company-Town Development Center. Who's chapping whom? ALL HAIL XENO. Do you love us for no money? Problematic fave mazes. The Three Year Problem (every 7 years.) MUSIC: Escher Beat, "Sunrise Chillout Set @ Autosub, Burning Man 2015" https://soundcloud.com/escherbeat

BLACK ROCK STATION P. 01 Brace: tri-team volunteer and Daedalus-about-town. Shit: in Nevada right now. What: the 360 and Icarus is. Nonconsensual Greening Man. 4th of Ju-Ranger-Training. Dusky Rangers. No cops; no genders. Blinkie Hospital. Spatula-ing someone sometime. Ask your doctor about head trauma & what it can do for you. B w/o B @ 7000'. MUSIC: Escher Beat, "Sunrise Chillout Set @ Autosub, Burning Man 2015" https://soundcloud.com/escherbeat

Apologies to Splinter, and to a certain extent, Tool.

McDildo Appreciation Party. The theme art. Covidian Exodus. Last drinks @ the Cafe. Mousepocalypse. Golden Guy Alley. The wrong doors. In the guts. Hot & dusty. Trailing Joe. The Temple Man. Content Warning: The Temple Letter. Rat Lady. Sincere thank yous to that dude. Thumbs Up: The Railroad Station; DEFINITELY NOT Late to the Party; 1/2 Ass Bounce House; Space Cats Landing; Colors of Nostalgia; The Midnight Museum of That One Time at Burning Man; The Dali Elephants; G-D Fire Skate Park; Wrong Way; Paradise Phoenix; Belt Guy. Thumbs Down: Diver Up; Selfie Art; not enough patches; unsequenced LEDs. Fucking please fucking follow Nonsense Man on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/ANonsenseMan

Falling in love again. Masks up! Who burns how Beth burned? CAP YER 'BAR. Season 5 retrospect-O-vision. Alien Gas Farm. Introducing Zaddy Berthst. Watch Search Party when you're home. Rites of passage. The Esplanade dead pool. Not-marriage contracts. See you seeing us soon. MUSIC: ME REX "Toilet of Venus" https://merex.bandcamp.com/

Trailer Joe's Love Burn buggy. Massholes. Bribery Express. Ambien Breakfast Camp. The Hive. Boston shit show. Listen to your friend group. The Annual Logistical Fetishist Association. Genuinely tastee bites. The Vanilla Stuff. Celtic Chaos. Sat phone savior. Not ceding any territory. Come to Burning Man, get an A3rd patch. Nude duding. Xenoevil AT THE gmail DOT coms. MUSIC: That Damned Band, "Wheezing Tedium in F minor" https://thatdamnedband.com

Rangart. Veteran. Keyboard Ranger. Taken. Shock your burn. General burn parameters. The Temple of Juul. Waterfruit farmer. Dein hammer. T.W.W.C.R. The art you are reading right now. A real "biopic" lesson. Multivariable break-up tent collapse. Sincere apologies. MUSIC: ME REX "Jupiter Pluvius" https://merex.bandcamp.com/

Maya & Space Burrito have different generational burner experiences. The Rave Camp Invasion. Sunscreening. BEEEEEEP is a prick. Losing 90 Hot Dogs. The first two days. Rascal Town. The run-over in the tent. Awecomfortable arts. THE Talking Heads. The Ranger Conundrum. Complacency and goto sleep. Climbs, slides, and the cheetah room. Why is fuckerpants?

Damian & Rex are Sac Boys. TCTITD. EVs. Yes Please. THOSE people and THEIR area. Damia/ens who pee together be together. Nonmonogamy Advice Booth. Anselm's vague accents. Camp tops. DaveX 4 Eva. "Flawless" victory. Things my hippie told me. A serious man needs his gears. It's just death. Smoking in the kitchen. NFT Gen 1. Profits v. Cell Clumps. Who controls the Animal Controllers? Fiddling Man. We love Klown Kore, and so we talk about music the rest of the episode, sry. John Zorn. Ween. Sturgill Simpson. Mosada. Electric Mosada. Estratosphere. Igorrr. Shpongle. YES. MUSIC: Damian "Mouthtrance"

We name dropped Benjamin's work a bunch before today but also today. PooFTs in VR. Shibari Sanctuary. Stone 27. Millions of years. Benji Molly Down. Extreme self-love. Catacomb of Veils. Artist statement. 11 mi. Night at the Climb-In. Drop at the Living Room. Another piece called Beam. Stone 40. Total Control Management. Brit wobbly. Lodestar. Engineer Twitter. Stereotypes about the Spanish. Expatriating Man. CONTENT WARNING: SUICIDE CONTENT WARNING: DESCRIPTIONS OF UNRELEASED ART No crowdfunding link because Beam got fully funded before we could finish editing the episode!

The thing about our friends. The harrowing of the hair. The great chair & pants online purchasing problems of 2022. NFT our NFTs for fun and profit. Smalls fandom. Burner Mailbag 1, 2, 3. Beth: bugles. MUSIC: Thee Harlequine "Skrangsong" https://dylanblackthorn.bandcamp.com/

Anji Bear asks us to take some breaths. Dust people. The Poly Asylum. So, Bozo. Those motherfuckers. No one is camped here. All drug dogs are dumb drug dogs. All white men: 6:00 AM. THOSE KIND OF NERDS. Electric sex. Aussie rats. Canuck customs. Fuck you, Burning Man, fuck you, fuck you. Sacred medicine seeking behavior. #NarcCoin MUSIC: Jurgis Did & Fantuzzi "Love Warrior" https://open.spotify.com/track/4UGiCIfzt7MhPAoE1Mxuff?si=ddHKpEBOQpmDewq4c_SILQ&nd=1

The Punisher: a playa name you get when you deserve it. Boston burning. Thad on Thad violence. A kitchen to run, a place to poo, and lamps to light. Pissedbob Runningpants. The job and the purpose. What we have duct tape for. Tree of Tenere. Desert Guard of Tsushima. Poser Moons. Conclave's lighter. Boston's burners' burner expresses. It translates to báles vathiá. Music: Faulty Machine Recordings Service - "Marina (SRW vs. FMRS Remix)"

Rex has an announcement. Everything: staying the same for dday. Click here to see our ethics policy. Music: "Thick From The Back" by SPEKt1

Xeno graces our new studio for its inaugural interview. D-day can pun as well. Hollow grievances. Going to chat. 10 Gallon shade. Clear and present valued. Burn barrel folk. RIP Easy Going. Anti-racies & shallow graves. Xeno danger evil at the only email service provider that exists dot com. Content Warning: Tirades about cops throughout; addict shit; and friend death.

The aforeunmentioned points system. Burnmeisters & the Secret Society Rundown. Meeting Camino. Meeting Camino. Meeti ng Camino. Meeting Camino. Spiritual Constipation. The Lens. Mega Mega. Beth: asking the hard-hitting questions. Singularity. The hammocks with the corpses. Whatever many stones. Spike's. Spanky's. The Hive. An eureka moment. Hot martinis. Fuck Saw assumptions. A water lawyer of some renown. InstaFans. Rom-Comming Man. All of that garbage. Camino needs the blossom. Music: Faulty Machine Recordings Service - "Midnite Snack (Feat. George Madrid)"

Go fund Ranger Halston: http://gofundme.com/f/eyebeam Baker Beach Beginning. You got anything new to burn? Shot to maim. HeeBeeJeeBee Healer. Radio Elektra. Shock Collared. Graveyard Dirt Ranger. You'll have to deal with that. Little infections of Burning Man. Not being freesponsible. Farming. The problem with Worker's Comp. Also, don't take acetaminophen. Plus, doggo in the background. August 30th, 2014 Man burn night. Persistent issues. Three to ten miles. Sandpersons. Literally a split second. Brand new issues. How much for how much? Those are great things. #BringBackTheGuns

Krissy is Emmeline VS. Ribbons. Hat rooms: a thing. How to cure your agoraphobia with nudism. Just Jo Burner. Fuck you, Santa Rampage. Dark Skies was on a playa. Singularity. SN-RG. The Lukas shot. Cuddle Bunk & the problem with cookies. Porno Pyro Pirates's dome goes flying. Pornaoke. Just-the-Tip Jousting. Everyone's asshole pass. Spanky's work. Playfully Yours: beginner bondage 101. Captain Bill's No-Float Boat. The Dubstep Ice Cream Truck. Danny Boy burned the Juggalo Bar. Element 11. Music: Coywolf "Friends" https://coywolfsound.bandcamp.com/

Finalizing the fixing-up of our feed, so prepare for the second-half of our first season in all its awkward glory. Features modesty trimmed versions of episodes 5-8 of season one. S01 E05 – Bitten by the Temple of Tetanus The story of the conception and build of the beautiful Mazu Temple from 2015. We talk to Nathan (aka Witchdoctor,) about the behind-the-scenes pitfalls of getting entangled in a large-scale, transcontinental playa installation. S01 E06 – How Barbie, Gummybear, & Nathan Lost Their Virginity Stories about going to Burning Man for the first time. Gummybear flees Yellowstone. How Nathan got hired for Black Rock City. Barbie says Burning Man is transformative. S01 E07 -Yeah, They're Not Gonna Like You at the Goldmine DPW is in the studio today in the form of Xeno, the guy you want to talk to if you need a crew to build you official, DPW-certified shade structures. That's if you can locate him, though, because there are some times when he finds himself more in need of rescue than anything else. But sometimes, it's merely a misunderstanding of bloodstained proportions. We also hear from Relay, one of our skilled radio dispatchers, who shares pointed commentary during Xeno's stories. We'll highlight her own exploits and experiences in a future episode. S01 E08 – It's Like Bend in the Desert Today, we're sharing stories about interactions with Law Enforcement Officers in Black Rock City. Foxtrot tells us how she became part of a staff vehicle. Creampie gets pulled over. Rex & D-Day get away with it, separately. Relay has been picked up by law enforcement. A lot. Xeno cannot be compelled. Beth assures us we're good. We're good. Full versions of Season 1 Episodes 5-8 are available at http://www.accuracythird.com

Something has gone all sideways with our feed, so here's our chance to revisit season one, and laugh at how awkward we were. SO MANY DROP-INS!!!1!! Features modesty trimmed versions of episodes 1-4 of season one. Music (at the end): Carl Fenton's Orchestra, "Sweet Lady" 1921 Courtesy of archive.org S01 E01 – How Smoke Daddy Got His Job Accuracy Third is a podcast collecting an oral history of Black Rock. We are looking for your very best stories from and about That Thing In The Desert. This episode introduces your hosts, Rex & D-Day, and our illustrious producer, Drunk Beth. Starring Smoke Daddy & Andale'. S01 E02 – Violet's Passions Rex & D-Day interview Violet, who has a lot to say about different facets of passion at Burning Man, with her friend and D-Day's wife, Creampie, piping up in the background, while Drunk Beth arrives to the recording session a little too late to contain D-Day's poor voice modulation. S01 E03 – Jon Was a Teenage Juggler Drunk Beth's boyfriend Jon tells Rex & D-day about his playa wedding and how burning man is like juggling festivals. There's a lot about everyone's weddings, actually, before Creampie shares a story about some very exclusive swings. S01 E04 – O-Ring Von Brownflower Wipes Out O-Ring Von Brownflower talks to D-Day, Rex, and Drunk Beth about the life choices that you wouldn't expect would bring you to Black Rock City. There's also a quick discussion about non-standard Burning Man kites, and then boy, do we hear about an impressive playa injury. Full versions of Season 1 Episodes 1-4 are available at http://www.accuracythird.com