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S1 Ep 36Space Brothers and Dick Shavers

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SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Hello again! We hope everyone is staying safe and healthy in today's weird world - and prepare for things to get weirder. This week we're exploring UFO culture and the peculiar individuals who claimed to have met visitors from another world! Join us as we investigate the personal accounts of "contactees" and the supernatural sights they claimed to have witnessed. Pretty boys from Venus, telepathic mole-people, and an equation for time travel... its gonna be a wild ride. ------------------------- Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through Epidemic Sound) SEE YOU IN TIME!

Jul 18, 20201h 13m

Mary’s Rabbits: The Mary Toft Scandal

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SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Enjoy another appetizer for your ears! Although this particular episode may stifle your appetite... This week Jeremy shares the unusual tale of Mary Toft, a 18th-century peasant whose "supernatural births" rocked England. The miracle of childbirth is usually cause for celebration, although there are some exceptions... ----------------- Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! And don't forget to leave us a review on iTunes! Want in on the fun? Email us your questions and topics to [email protected] and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM IN A FUTURE MINISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro Music by Visager) SEE YOU TIME!

Jun 9, 202020 min

S1 Ep 35War Crimes and Werewolfery

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SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Greetings all! We hope everyone is staying safe and healthy in today's weird world. Additionally, we'd like to issue a trigger-warning to this week's program. This following episode contains subject matter that some listeners may find disturbing or upsetting, including descriptions of graphic violence. This week we delve into the barbaric and bizarre with a collection of Nazi nightmares. Discover historical horrors such as the death camp of Treblinka, a Nazi doctor nicknamed the "Angel of Death", and Hitler's werewolves! Sometimes the darkest parts of our history often hold the most valuable lessons on humanity. Enjoy. --------------------- Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through YouTube Audio Library) SEE YOU IN TIME!

May 21, 20201h 4m

Curses: The Art of Bad Luck

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SUPPORT US ON PATREON! We're comin' at you with another short-n-sweet episode about the ancient art of curses! In this episode, Jeremy discusses popular curses and their bizarre origins. Why is it unlucky to spill a saltshaker? What happens when you open an umbrella indoors? And who the heck is Macbeth?? Join us as we uncover this history of chaos and calamity, from playground jinxes to obscure bad luck omens! (Warning: Failure to listen to this podcast will result in 7 years of bad luck.) -------------------------- Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! And don't forget to leave us a review on iTunes! Want in on the fun? Email us your questions and topics to [email protected] and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM IN A FUTURE MINISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro Music by Visager) SEE YOU TIME!

Apr 14, 202028 min

S1 Ep 34Midnight At The Crossroads

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SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Welcome back! We hope everyone is safe and healthy. This week we offer you a plethora bizarre distractions including the secret life of trees, terrible tinder bios, and supernatural places. There are places that feel UNUSUAL. Each year countless tourists travel the globe just to stand in the astonishing presence of Stonehenge, or soak up fabled waves of magic energy said to radiate from the red rock canyons of Sedona. What gives these places such bizarre qualities? Ancient Celts called these strange destinations "THIN PLACES", supernatural hot spots where the veil between worlds was particularly thin. According to legend, a person brave (or foolish) enough to enter a thin place risks encountering paranormal forces. Are you willing to look beyond the veil? Join us as we discuss the history of "Thin Places" and where to meet otherworldly entities! Along the way we'll take a pit stop at the crossroads and auction our souls to the highest bidder. You can try to resist, but Episode 34 drives a hard bargain! (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through YouTube Audio Library) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Mar 25, 20201h 10m

The Legend of Lilith

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SUPPORT US ON PATREON! We're comin' at you with another bitesized story in this minisode of biblical proportions! This week Kaylee breaks down the bizarre legend of Lilith, the first woman and mother of vampires! Appearing throughout western mythology, Lilith is believed to be the first woman - predating the creation of Eve in the Book of Genesis. However, after being banished from Eden Lilith transformed into a vengeful monster fixated on spreading terror and wrath. In recent years, Lilith has been reimagined as a symbol of female strength and independence. How did the "First Woman" become the "First Ex-Girlfriend"? Is Lilith a blood-sucking she-devil, or a misunderstood heroine? Listen and find out! ---------------------- Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilith , https://www.ancient-origins.net/myths-legends-europe/lilith-0011377 Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! And don't forget to leave us a review on iTunes! Want in on the fun? Email us your questions and topics to [email protected] and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM IN A FUTURE MINISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro Music by Visager) SEE YOU TIME!

Mar 4, 202035 min

S1 Ep 33The Roswell Conspiracy

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The red scare comes to Roswell! In this episode we discuss the horrors of the Soviet Space Program, Area 51, and the (possibly) real story behind the infamous UFO crash in Roswell, New Mexico! Along the way we talk New Years resolutions and share the chilling story of one Redditor's alleged "glitch in the matrix". Hold on tight, we're crash-landing into parts unknown! ------------------ Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME! ------- MUSIC ATTRIBUTION: Dhaka by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1400003 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Deep Space by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ Drums of the Deep by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1400021 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through YouTube Audio Library)

Jan 29, 20201h 4m

S1 Ep 32Hail Satan: Devil Worship Through the Ages

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Happy New Year! Join us as we wash off the holiday yuletide with a demonic discussion of satanism and devil worship. Learn all about the dark history of devil worship and modern religions inspired by the dastardly prince of Hell. Pitchforks not included! SUPPORT US ON PATREON! ---------------------- Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through YouTube Audio Library) SEE YOU IN TIME!

Jan 3, 20201h 6m

The Orphan Oddity

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SUPPORT US ON PATREON! We're comin' at you with a bitesized story in our first ever 'minisode'! These shorter, bare-boned episodes will cover singular topics/stories for your listening pleasure. Tell us what you think! This week Kaylee explains the recent bizarre media spectacle involving foster parents who suspect their adopted daughter may be hiding a dark secret. From her questionable origin to her murderous threats, the Barnetts are claiming that their daughter Natalia had been an adult disguised as a child all along. Are their claims legitimate, or is this nothing more than a rehashed horror movie plot? Listen and find out! ----------------- Sources:https://www.thecut.com/2019/10/kristina-barnett-adopted-child-real-life-orphan.html ,https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/indiana-couple-adopted-ukraine-daughter-natalia-grace-adult Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! And don't forget to leave us a review on iTunes! Want in on the fun? Email us your questions and topics to [email protected] and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM IN A FUTURE MINISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro Music by Visager) SEE YOU IN TIME!

Dec 8, 201935 min

S1 Ep 31The Mothman Mystery (Part 2)

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It's a moth. It's a man. No, it's PART TWO! Craving some sweet, sweet closure? Then feast your ears on some phresh new tales of interstellar conspiracy and high strangeness! Tonight we cap off our two-part series on the Mothman of Point Pleasant! Flying monsters, men in black, and visitors from outer space. From 1966 to 1967, West Virginia was haunted by the strange menace called the "MOTHMAN". That same year, a surge in UFO-related sightings would prove that moth-men weren't the only aerial oddities in town. Strange lights haunted the skies above the Ohio river valley as crazy-talk of alien visitors emerged through the grapevine. Could there be a connection between Mothman and the flying saucers? In this episode we will discuss the mystery behind these UFOs, their curious pilots, and the "men in black" who seek to keep it all under wraps! SUPPORT US ON PATREON! ---------------------- Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through YouTube Audio Library) SEE YOU IN TIME!

Nov 26, 20191h 1m

S1 Ep 30The Mothman Mystery (Part 1)

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Get ready for a legendary tale of mind-bending monster madness! Flying saucers, a winged beast, and a fallen bridge. From 1966 to 1967, a series of bizarre occurrences plagued the sleepy town of Point Pleasant, West Virginia. Rumors of a man-shaped monster with massive wings and glowing red eyes spread across town, and eventually, the country. The so-called "MOTHMAN" sparked national media attention as thousands flocked to Point Pleasant to take part in the paranormal sightseeing. Meanwhile, an unexplained surge in UFO sightings across the region proved that mothmen weren't the only aerial oddities in town. The Mothman's 13-month reign of terror left the residents of Point Pleasant with a lifetime supply of questions. Who, or what, was the Mothman? Where did he go? Could this urban legend be an epic hoax? This week we ponder these questions and more in our first two-part topic! Up in the sky - it's a bird, it's a plane... no, it's a TWO-PARTER! SUPPORT US ON PATREON! ----------------------- Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through YouTube Audio Library) SEE YOU IN TIME!

Oct 29, 201959 min

S1 Ep 29The Axeman Cometh

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We're taking a crack at TRUE CRIME with two terrifying tales of axe-murderin' mayhem! What could inspire an honorable policeman to trade in his gun for a hatchet? How did a faceless killer scare an entire city into listening to jazz? Stay tuned for all the gory details! Along the way we'll learn about the natural splendor of Canada, frog armies, and the perks of pouring saltwater into your skull. EPISODE 29 is a mystery... can you crack the case? SUPPORT US ON PATREON! The promo you heard at the top of the show was from GraveYard Tales! To find out more about this fantastic podcast, check out their website. --------------- Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through YouTube Audio Library) SEE YOU IN TIME!

Oct 9, 20191h 13m

S1 Ep 28Board To Death: The Origins of Ouija

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SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Move over Monopoly, there's a new game to make your friends scream and cry! 'Ouija' is a name with a dark reputation and far too many vowels. For over a century America's favorite talking board has puzzled skeptics and terrorized sleepovers. But can it really communicate with the dead? For this episode, we're placing our fingers on the planchette and taking a look at the history and horror of Ouija boards. The spirits have answered: "Listen to this podcast!" The promo you heard at the top of the show was from Creep It Real! Go show these creepy cats some love, and follow them on Instagram. --------------- Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through freemusicarchive.org) SEE YOU IN TIME!

Sep 16, 201948 min

S1 Ep 27Crystal Ballers: How to See the Future

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Your future is looking bright! Fortunetellers, astrology, human sacrifice - there's something for the whole family. Peer into our crystal ball, this podcast will reveal your fate! SUPPORT US ON PATREON! ---------------- Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Aug 22, 201951 min

S1 Ep 26Declassified Darkness: Secrets of the CIA

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This week we crack into the declassified files of the CIA! Listen to two UNBELIEVABLE stories which prove that sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. Along the way we'll learn about the future of human-burgers and how to walk through walls! Slap some tape on that webcam, this episode is HEAVILY REDACTED! SUPPORT US ON PATREON! ----------------- Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Jul 21, 201947 min

S1 Ep 25Native American Monsters

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A man (skin)walks into a bar... This week we discuss two infamous Native American legends that remind us that there is NEVER an acceptable time to eat your family, or wear fur! Join as we discover our spirit animals, learn the art of shape-shifting, and try our best not to consume human flesh! Stay tuned, this episode is just what the shaman ordered! SUPPORT US ON PATREON! ------------------ Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Jul 1, 201946 min

S1 Ep 24Ed and Lorraine Warren

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With the recent passing of legendary paranormal investigator Lorraine Warren, we take a retrospective look at the career of the Warrens and their paranormal love story. Listen as we unravel a bizarre history of ghostly encounters, demonic possession, and the occasional werewolf. In the name of the Holy Spirit, I command you to listen to this podcast! (Holy water sold separately.) SUPPORT US ON PATREON! --------------------- Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

May 18, 20191h 6m

S1 Ep 23Bloodsuckers Anonymous

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Ever wonder why 'the Count' on Sesame Street is purple? What does a Chupacabra look like? How edible are Count Chocula's remains? The answers to these questions AND MORE are just a click away! Hold on tight, spider monkey - EPISODE 23 is a bloody good time! Don't worry, we don't bite. SUPPORT US ON PATREON! ------------------ Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through YouTube Audio Library) SEE YOU IN TIME!

Apr 10, 201955 min

S1 Ep 22For the Love of Xenu

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What does sex magic, Scientology, and NASA have in common? A lot more than you'd think! In this episode, the idiots discuss esotericism and cults! Along the way you'll learn all about Aleister Crowley, corn syrup, and the dangerous mind of L. Ron Hubbard. Episode #22 is all yours! We only ask that you sign this billion-year contract... SUPPORT US ON PATREON! ------------------ Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! Stay in the loop by following us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! And don't forget to leave us a review on iTunes! Want in on the fun? Email us your questions and topics to [email protected] and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Mar 9, 20191h 25m

S1 Ep 21Ghosty Getaways

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Scary places! Hang around for haunting tales of America's spookiest towns, the life and times of the Jersey Devil, and Italy's plague island. This episode is your one-way ticket to terror... SUPPORT US ON PATREON! -------------------- Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! Want in on the fun? Email us questions and topics and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM ON THE NEXT EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Feb 15, 201945 min

S1 Ep 20Hooked On Demonics

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Welcome to Hell! This week the idiots discuss demons and possession! Learn all about Jack Black's destructive acting techniques, which evil spirits to avoid in Mesopotamia, and how to exorcise a demon! Episode 19 will drag you to Hell... SUPPORT US ON PATREON! ----------------- Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Want in on the fun? Email us questions and topics and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM ON THE NEXT EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes. Email: [email protected] SEE YOU IN TIME!

Jan 23, 201947 min

S1 Ep 19Who Do Voodoo?!

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I do, you do, we all do voodoo! This week the idiots discuss the mysterious religion of Vodou! From the sandy shores of the Caribbean to the French Quarter of New Orleans, this is one curse you can't escape! Is it menacing witchcraft, or misunderstood worship? Put us in your ears and find out. SUPPORT US ON PATREON! ------------------ Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Want in on the fun? Email us questions and topics and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM ON THE NEXT EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Jan 8, 201938 min

S1 Ep 18The Xmas Files

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Ho, ho, ho! That's a UFO! In this holiday episode the idiots discuss the history of UFOs and alien abduction! Is extraterrestrial life possible? Was Earth visited by ancient astronauts? Who probed me? These questions and more will be answered in Episode 18! Watch the skies! SUPPORT US ON PATREON! --------------- Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Want in on the fun? Email us questions and topics and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM ON THE NEXT EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Dec 29, 201851 min

Ep 1717: The Narwhal Comedy Hour / According To An Idiot

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Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy! -------------------- WE HAVE RETURNED! No, we aren't dead - not on the outside at least! This week the idiots discuss hot singles in your area, the dangers of science, and England's most VIOLENT haunting! Episode 17 will hit you like a narwhal tooth to the chest! Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Dec 22, 201854 min

Ep 1616: Softcore Pilgrim Porn / According To An Idiot

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Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy! -------------------- I committed cultural genocide and all I got was this lousy podcast. This week the idiots are broadcasting live from Turkey Town! The violent origins of Thanksgiving, the sleepy science behind your turkey dinner, and traveling back in time to romance Hitler! Episode 16 is gonna leave you bloated! (The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes.) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Nov 24, 201831 min

Ep 1515: Illegal Blood Energy / According To An Idiot

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Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy! -------------------- Welcome to Nightmare Land. Population: Us. This week the idiots discuss the latest Halloween trends, hot singles in your area, athletes using blood to conquer the world, and the terrors of MKUltra! Put us in your earholes, you're gonna want to hear this! (The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes.) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Nov 13, 201845 min

Ep 1414: Halloween Sex Zombies / According To An Idiot

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Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy! -------------------- Halloween just got a whole lot scarier - and sluttier! Can you survive Episode 14? This week the idiots discuss late-October sun tanning tips, the terrifying history of syphilis, and their ultimate guide to dressing sexy this Halloween! Get your pillowcases ready, because you're in for a treat! (The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes.) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Nov 1, 201827 min

Ep 1313: Quantum Pancakes / According To An Idiot

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Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy! -------------------- We heard you like Earth's, so we put an Earth in your Earth! Welcome to Episode 13! This week the idiots discuss the 4th state of water, Hollow Earth theory, and the Green Children of Woolpit! Hear that? That's the sound of your worldview crumbling! Buckle up, buttercup! Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Want in on the fun? Email us questions and topics and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM ON THE NEXT EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Oct 26, 201831 min

Ep 1212: Psychics & Space Ghosts / According To An Idiot

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Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy! -------------------- In space, no one can hear you scream... because you're probably astral projecting! Welcome to Episode 12! This week the idiots discuss the best way to trick-or-treat, gay penguins, fatherless rat babies, and the haunted pyramids of Mars. Hold on to your (tinfoil)hats, this is gonna get weird! Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Want in on the fun? Email us questions and topics and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM ON THE NEXT EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Oct 18, 201835 min

Ep 1111: The Haunted Episode / According To An Idiot

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Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy! -------------------- Prepare to get SPOOKED - Episode 11 is here! This week the idiots discuss ghosts, nightmares, and the entity currently haunting the studio space. Did we catch a ghost on the mic? Listen for yourself... (Also we're drunk.) Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Want in on the fun? Email us questions and topics and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM ON THE NEXT EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Oct 12, 201826 min

Ep 1010: Biblical Boner / According To An Idiot

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Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy! -------------------- This week the idiots discuss murder, penis bones, plagues, and riddles! Hop into your favorite anthropomorphic Volkswagon and join us on this joyride! Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Want in on the fun? Email us questions and topics and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM ON THE NEXT EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Oct 5, 201830 min

Ep 99: Phantom of the Podcast / According To An Idiot

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Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy! -------------------- Welcome to the 9th installment of our NOW WEEKLY podcast! This week the idiots discuss phantoms haunting entertainment venues, elderly babies, your genetic composition, and the Demon of Detroit! Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Want in on the fun? Email us questions and topics and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM ON THE NEXT EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Sep 26, 201827 min

Ep 88: Holy Shrike! / According To An Idiot

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Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy! -------------------- Say 'hello' to the patron saint of weird podcasts! This week the idiots discuss their deepest fears, learn about killer birds, and discover that sometimes the dead DON'T STAY DEAD! Lock up your tombs and grab a rosary - Episode 8 is a doozy! Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Want in on the fun? Email us questions and topics and we'll TALK ABOUT THEM ON THE NEXT EPISODE! Email not your thing? Message us on social media, or RT us @IdiotsAccord. The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Sep 12, 201832 min

Ep 77: Corn Helmet / According To An Idiot

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Disclaimer: If you're new to the show we recommend you start with our more recent releases, then work your way back to this one! This early episode may not accurately reflect the show's current format or quality standards. That said, enjoy! -------------------- Hello! Welcome to the 1st episode of our podcast! (It's really episode 7, but humor us...) This week the idiots discuss out of body experiences, mind-altering helmets, childhood cartoons, Scientology, and underwater orgies! FYI this episode is a far cry from the show's current sound and style. We've decided to keep some earlier episodes up on the feed to stay humble and show listeners how far we've come. If you are a new listener, we recommend starting with a later episode. You've been warned! (The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the music was added for intro/outro purposes.) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for more wonderful weirdness! Dig the show? Be sure to leave a review on iTunes and let us know. Send questions, requests, or stories to [email protected], or RT us @IdiotsAccord. SEE YOU IN TIME!

Aug 1, 201840 min