3 Sheets to the Mouse - Disney for Grown-ups

Epcot is like that cute bipolar chick at work. It's got this amazing fun side that's full of depth, but then there's the other side that seems cool but at closer inspection is just bitter and empty inside. Now it's time for some personal reflection. So this week, running with the news of Disney's planned expansion of the property around Universe of Energy, we each take a chance and pitch a new attraction to the Disney Bobs. Everything from a place to drink, a place to cry, lots of robots, huge magnets and Neil Patrick Harris. Get it all this week on 3 Sheets to the Mouse! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

The Disney Vacation Club is a mystery wrapped up in an enigma. Covered with bacon. The rules and stipulations can give even the most experienced Disney parks goer a migraine. This week, Mikey and Scott pose questions to Adam, Tim and Jason: our resident DVC royals. We talk numbers, dates money and points. Oh yea, and Jason still can't drink his whiskey. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

In a continuation of last week's salute to Parades, we round out the trip through Disney World with a look at some of our favorite parades from Magic Kingdom. Scott tells us why Spectromagic is gone forever, Mikey plays 20 Questions with Jason, and Tim and Adam drink their way through a thunderstorm. True story about the storm. It killed Adam's electricity so he and Tim had to join up for a second recording on Monday. This show is a frankenstein. Or his monster anyways. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Episode 14 of 3 Sheets to the Mouse is here. This week's show topic is all about the many parades of Disney World. We'll look at some old ones, current ones and parades that never came to be. Ok, that was the original plan, truth be told Jason got a lesson in whiskey and the train derailed when it got to Hollywood Studios, because Star Wars. It's a scattering of ideas on this week's 3 Sheets to the Mouse. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

This episode has been broken into two parts for your listening nconvenience. You are listening to part 2. Tim, Adam and Scott just got back from Disney World. Help them deal with their post-trip Disney Depression by humoring them as they recound tales of magic and mayhem. Hear about the Darkside 10K that Tim and Adam took part in. Listen to Scott expound about the many drinks he had. They talk food, wines and they give his first hand review of River's of Light and when YOU need to ride Kilimanjaro Safaris. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

This episode has been broken into two parts for your listening nconvenience. You are listening to part 1. Tim, Adam and Scott just got back from Disney World. Help them deal with their post-trip Disney Depression by humoring them as they recound tales of magic and mayhem. Hear about the Darkside 10K that Tim and Adam took part in. Listen to Scott expound about the many drinks he had. They talk food, wines and they give his first hand review of River's of Light and when YOU need to ride Kilimanjaro Safaris. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Episode 12 of 3 Sheets to the Mouse comes in with Tim, Adam and Scott all MIA on their trip to Disney World. Whoever's left talks about huge Animal Kingdom news, skunky beer, mental meltdowns in the parks and how mch to pay Lilo for her private services. It's our shortest episode yet! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

This week the time has come for Tim, Adam and Scott to make sure their bags are packed for their trips to Disney World. Before we jump into what's in Scott's luggage, we stroll through the world of Pandora looking for booze. Jason does another RunDisney interview with Tim and Adam, Scott and Mikey want to get drunk with flag ladies and everyone weighs in on their one packing MUST HAVE. That's this week, on 3 Sheets to the Mouse! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Episode 10 of 3 Sheets to the Mouse is here! Ten episodes is an incredible milestone, so how did we celebrate it? Like a 10 year wedding anniversary, we got drunk and yelled at each other. First off, Scott gives us a sneak peek at some of the food and drink offeringsn at Pandora in Animal Kingdom, then it's an all out blood bath as Mikey and Tim try to explain to Scott why Journey into Imagination with Figment needs to GO, while Adam and Jason pitch reasons to keep it and reviatilize it. It's a no holds barred fight to the death as Adam talks "bankerspeak", Tim gets emotional, Jason gets intimaste with a doll and Mikey has no clue what the hell is going on. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

This week, Jason gives us a review of the Glowtini for drink of the month, then we bring back an earlier segment with the Armchair Imagineer. All the guys give their take on a Disney intellectual property that is woefully absent from the parks: Planes. True, the films may not have met the expectations of the suits at Disney Studios, but with our help, we can breathe new life into this flatlined property. See who wants to do what where with Planes, and let us know if you would visit any of these attractions! Grab your very own Armchair Imaginner shirt by heading over to teepublic! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Lots of planning goes into a trip to Disney World. From picking a resort, deciding on fast passes, and the most important: EATING. Mikey and Jason just picked their dining reservations last week for each of their September trips, so we find out where they're eating and why they picked the restaurants they did. Then Adam, Tim and Scott will weigh in with their dining reservations for their trip this spring. We've got some tips and strategies to help you get the best out of your next chance to eat at Disney World. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

To a graduate, earning their Doctorate is a life changing achievement. This week on 3 Sheets to the Mouse, Scott educates us all on the history of the Kilimanjaro Safaris in Animal Kingdom. This lesson will give you knowledge that you can take with you to the parks, and be that pompous ass in the queue line, spouting off facts. Topicws in this course include: the excretory system of Rhinos, husbandry techniques of African mammals, and what size you need to be to fit in a crocodile's mouth. Oh yea, and Sarah Coil joins us to talk about running and getting a facial. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

This week we shoot off with our impromptu take on the Pandora media buzz, pick winners for Disney's March Magic bracket contest and offer up some prizes for our own contest, and discuss booze. Episode 6 of 3 Sheets to the Mouse is so big, and so long, Jason has no problems going deep as he tells us about The Land pavilion at Epcot. He gives his take on its two attractions as well as the food options. This episode is sure to keep you up late and leave you exhausted! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

3 Sheets Episode 5 It's drink of the month again, and this time Scott, Adam and Tim give you their impressions of Reggie's Revenge, a cocktail found at Jock Lindsey's Hangar Bar in Disney Springs. Scott even digs into the vault to give you the EXCLUSIVE recipe for the drink. We hit a bit of resort expansion news with Copper Creek at Wilderness Lodge and then, well, the Ginger hosts so things get real weird real fast. We would tell you more but our lawyer doesn't want to be increminated. Hey, if you like the show, go ahead and give us a rating on iTunes. If you LOVE the show and want to hear more of our inebriating musings, clikc the 'Buy Us a Beer" button and toss a fre shekels our way. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

3 Sheets Episode 4 The Living Seas Pavilion has been around Epcot for more than 30 years, but how many of us know what it was really supposed to be? This week let's follow Tim the Time Traveler as he takes us back to the planning, construction and current renovation of the Living Seas. It's a trip sure to shed some light on a mostly overlooked area of Epcot. Like, did you know there's really a fish tank inside it? It's more than just Nemo! Also, Scott heads back to the Bar Review with an All Star Sports' Grandstand Spirits poolside lounge and stick around for the guys' impromptu film review. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Episode 3 of 3 Sheets to the Mouse This week, Adam tells us about Disney's latest cash grab: "Celebration at the Top", then we continue our length discussion from last week regarding how to takcle the Magic Kingdom as adults. Join Mikey, Adam, and Tim as they enlighten you on just how to enjoy a Disney park as a grown-up, then stay tuned for an impromptu restaurant review by Jason! It's episode 3 of 3 Sheets to the Mouse! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Episode 2 of 3 Sheets to the Mouse This week, Adam takes us to Trader Sam's for a Dark and Stormy, Tim finds faulty chairs and Mikey discovers an erogenous zone. We discuss the gondola rumor at Coronado Springs, and join Scott and Jason as they share their touring plans for a day at Magic Kingdom, sans children. They discuss fastpasses, dining reservations and where to watch the fireworks while inbibing. This is part 1 of a 2 part segment that will conclude next Wednesday. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Hello and welcome to the innaugural episode of 3 Sheets to the Mouse. In this, our first episode, we learn about the Tambu lounge, try and fix Epcot's Japan pavilion as "Armchair Imagineers", and attempt to make sense of the whole Disneyland Paris debacle. So pour a drink, put the kids to bed, and enjoy 3 Sheets to the Mouse! . twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown