3 Sheets to the Mouse - Disney for Grown-ups

There's irony to something themed around paleontology eventually becoming a fossil itself. Dinloland USA will be facing just such a fate. Is it a lack of interest in Dinosaurs that aren't trying to rip your face off? Could it be the hokey carnival atmosphere? or just the fact the entire area is a waste of a fastpass? Get a brief 101 course on Dinoland and see what we'd each like to see done with the real estate there. Then head over to our facebook page and vote on the poll for who had the best ideas. We're talkin' iguanadon on episode 63 of 3 Sheets to the Mouse! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Today 3 Sheets to the Mouse gives back to the People, we give you an entire episode just talking about Star Wars!!! You've been demanding this for months and finally, the dudes abide. Join us this week as we jump to lightspeed and discuss everything from Machete Order to the upcoming Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge to what color lightsaber the would most want to have. It's all Star Wars all the time, this week, on 3 Sheets to the Mouse

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension. A dimension of booze. A dimension of blurred sight. A dimension of altered mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into…Three Sheets to the Mouse. Hollywood, 1939. Amid the glitz and the glitter of a bustling, young movie town at the height of its golden age, The Hollywood Tower Hotel was a star in its own right; Now decreped and old, Four Hosts battle for the fate of the haunted Tower. Tonight’s story on The Twilight Zone is somewhat unique and calls for a different kind of introduction. Adam, Mikey and Trenton go 3 on 1 against Scott as Three Sheets to the Mouse hosts an Attraction Battle. We invite you, if you dare, to step aboard because in tonight’s episode, you are the star. After the show, headover to the facebook group and cast your vote...will you save the Hollywood Tower Hotel...or will you send it into...The Twilight Zone.

As a special continuation of last week's episode, Trenton coerces Scott to sit down and hit record. Trenton, a lover of all things Top 3, decides to ask Scott the same questions the guys talked about on the live show. heres a little extra bonus episode for you all this week, on Three Sheets to the Mouse.

Episode 60 wsas recorded during a Livestream event on the 3 Sheets Facebook page. Many hijinks, many hidrinks, many dissenting opinions and one very angry little Amish man. If you missed it live, listen now. If you caught it live, listen again. Don't forget to join us at our facebook page on the link below to find out when the next stream will be. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

This wee were joined by a very special guest. Brian Crosby, the Creative Director of Marvel Themed Entertainment sits down with the guys and shares some amazing news about the future of Marvel at not only Disney World, but Disney Parks all over the world. Brian brings a treasure trove of knowledge about the Imagineering side of the Parks that we all know and love. Listen as Brian tells some amazing stories about how a ride is made from concept to soft opening, how he saved Stan Lee's life, and what lies in store for Marvel in the Parks. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown donate.png

This week on 3 Sheets to the Mouse, step into Lecture Hall A-113 and get a dose of history mixed with some speed and adrenaline. The Guys take you back into the past with a look at how Test Track evolved from the Omnimover to the High Speed Thrill Ride it is today. We also take an exclusive tour of the GM Lounge above Test Track with Mikey guiding us through all the free fountain beverages you can drink. So take notes, and enjoy the show. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

The Disney Annual Pass is something that you often recieve once you've have your mortgage, 2.3 beautiful children, dog, cat, and sensible family sedan...or is it. We at Three Sheets to the Mouse break down the walls of the Annual Pass and explain all the options, benefits and mystery behind that coveted card. We also break out the Bar Review and take a look at a jolly good place to grab a pint and chill with your mates at the Rose & Crown Pub. Its a proper good time as we present Episode 58 of Three Sheets to the Mouse. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

While Tim and Adam brave the mild of their home after a storm, Mikey, Trenton and Scott take on some Disney Q&A from the 3 Sheets Nation. The three of them reach into the mail bag and dicuss everything from Little Girls' Lunchboxes to the Origin Story of The Five Guys with a love for all things Disney. Welcome...to Episode 57. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

It's out first real "Top X List Show", and we're hitting all the parks and some of the resorts trying to find the best spot to relax with a drink of our choice. See if our list matches up with yours, and join us on our facebook group to let us know you're favorite quiet spots at Disney. It's the quietest episode ever on this week's 3 Sheets to he Mouse! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

The marathon season has fallen upon us, and with lots of people headed to the parks for RunDISNEY events this year, we decided to bring in a panel of experts to talk about it. Special guests Jennifer and Semaj Namdoog and Mikey's wife Stephanie fill in to talk all things racing. We cover how to register, what the course is like and how running under a non-profit sponsor could cover your participation costs for the race! If you're looking to sweat like these oldies, just push PLAY for episode 55 of 3 Sheets to the Mouse! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Sequels, reboots and remakes. That's Hollywood these days. So, in a world of prepackaged entertainment, let Adam, Trent, Mikey, Tim and special guest Matt take you on a journey through some Disney movies we can guarantee you've never seen. #SPOILERS are ahead, so proceed with caution on episode 54 of 3 Sheets to the Mouse! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Sports is pretty big here in the US. So are theme parks. And vacations. One day, someone at Disney decided it would be a good idea to combine them and we got the the future parking lot that is ESPN Wide World of Sports. With the Disney owned ESPN network losing revenue and viewership, how long before we see the gates locked on the Wide World of Nope? As we do here at 3 Sheets to the Mouse, we hate for Disney to fail at anything and are willing to give them ideas on how to have a successful park. ESPNWWS is no different. We tackle this beast and reimagine the sports complex as we would have created it. Twitter @3sheetspodcast Insta @3sheetspodcast Facebook @3sheets Swag Magical Meltdown

Disney beginners and experts alike can always find something new and amazing to do while visiting Disney World. This week we all shared some experiences you can take part in that will help PLUS your trip and keep it from following a routine. Extra ticket events and activities outside the parks, we talk what we've done and what we want to do. It's a Disney for Dummies episode this week on 3 Sheets to the Mouse! Twitter @3sheetspodcast Insta @3sheetspodcast Facebook @3sheets Swag Magical Meltdown

This week on Episode 51 of Three Sheets to the Mouse, we take you back to the classroom for your Dh.D or Doctorate in Disney History. The guys dive deep into the 100 Acre Wood and take an in-depth look at The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, and the long lost attraction that came before it. This weeks show has everything from Pooh Sticks, to a head-on collision with a train. Thanks for listening to the show, don’t forget to subscribe to the show, leave a rating and review, and join us in the 3 Sheets Nation Facebook Group. Twitter @3sheetspodcast Insta @3sheetspodcast Facebook @3sheets Swag Magical Meltdown

For many of us, a trip to Disney involves enough planning to fill an NFL Coach's playbook. You've got spreadsheets, white boards and apps on your phone and tablet. So what about when there's not much time left on the clock and you book a spur of the moment trip for the upcoming weekend? Episode 50 puts each host in that position while they handle transportation, lodging, eating and riding with REAL TIME results. Give it a listen and head over to our facebook page and let us know which trip you'd rather take. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Toy Story Land is slated to open later this year, and you've no doubt been glued to your preferred Disney news feed trying to get the scoop on what attractions and dining options are going to be available when they cut the ribbon. What your Disney News aggragates aren't talking about is what we are MISSING in this section of Hollywood Studios. In this episode we'll look at some ideas that could have actually plus'ed the park. Some are tradtional and others a bit more controversial; but theyre all from the minds of 3 Sheets to the Mouse. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

As Tim and Adam return from WDW the guys take a look back at their trip, reminisce and rejoice in amazing time they had, the awesome people they met, and all the food and drinks. This episode was once lost for all eternity, but thankfully the new hosts have scavanged the episode from the once black hole. So if you never got a chance to listen to the episode the first time, you get to now. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Welcome to the first ever Sheeties Awards Show. The Sheeties Awards recognize the finest achievements in Disney film, Disney parks, and amphibian biology. This episode was taken from a live stream, so the audio is rough, raw and ready to rock. If you missed out on watching the Sheeties live, this is the next best thing. If you want to know when the next time the 3 Sheets Hosts lvestream a recording session be sure and join our facebook page linked below! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

The 2017 year of 3 Sheets to the Mouse is drawing to a close. It was long, hard and messy. We've heard lots of news reports from Disney this year. Some were hard to handle, others were easier to swallow. We've seen some attractions slowly removed from the face of Disney World, and others jerked off altogether. This week, your hosts erect a shrine to episodes past and give each other head starts to the new year. We know that no matter what Disney does in 2018 they know how to make us come because we're all chasing that happy ending! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

In this holiday season, we bring to you a Christmas Special like no one has ever done before. We have created an animated special that is sure to tickle your mistletoe, but nevertheless, you can listen to our holidy wishes here. If you wish to see the animation, below are the links to the amazing work of Mikey, that brings us all just a little bit closer together this holiday season. Twas the night before the morning after twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

In a very special interview, Tim, Mikey and Scott are joined by Whiskey Genius, and Level 3 Whiskey Sommelier, Daniel Wittington. As the Host of The Whisk(e)y Vault and Whiskey Biscuits on YouTube, Daniel brings to the show a level of whisky knowledge that will far exceed anyone on Planet Earth. Daniel is also the Vice Chancellor and Master Whiskey Professor at the Whiskey Marketing School in Austin, Texas. Daniel joins us for a drink to give us Sheeters some advice on how to drink whisky, and what to enjoy down at Walt Disney World. We even have some shenanigans. All that and more on this special episode of 3 Sheets to the Mouse How to find Daniel: The Whisk(e)y Vault Whiskey Biscuits The Whiskey Tribe Whisky Marketing School twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Welcome to Epsidode 46. With the news that Disney is closing Stitch's Great Escape for good, the guys recap the fun times, the scary times and the smelly times that we all had at the Tomorrowland Theatre in the Round. Mikey leads the charge against Stich and his band of Chili Dog burps asking the guys to play Armchair Imagineer and redevelop as much (or as little) of the building as they want. In this episode we find out Trenton doesnt like that Chubby Old Cubby all stuffed with fluff, and that Mikey enjoys a good solid wipe. All that and more, on this week's show of 3 Sheets to the Mouse. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

It's the holiday season, and many of us will be treated to a Christmas party at out employer's expense. This week the hosts beg the question "what if they spared no expense" as each of us lays out our ideas for the perfet Office Christmas Party at Disneyworld. From the eats to the entertainment to the booze, there;s a party for everyone on this week's 3 SHeets to the Mouse! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Ok, SHeeters, SCott is fresh of the boat from his disney cruise last week. Everyone wants the skinny so we'll let the man speak. It's got food, drinks, barking and childcare. It's an ocean of information on another episode of 3 Sheets to the Mouse. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Episode 43 is herer and better late than never! Mikey, Adam, Tim and Trenton hit all the Disney properties and talk about their favorite alcoholic drinks at Disney. If we're being honest, this episode is likely to raise your blood alcohol content just from listening to it. You've been warned! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

In this episode of 3 SHeets to the Mouse, we take time to pay tribute in the time honored tradition of celebrating Thanksgiving by hanging Christmas lights. Specifically, upwards of 5 million LED lights formerly displayed in Hollywood Studios. We get a brief history on the Osborne lights, before they made the trip to Florida and then we'll all take turns finding a new home for them somewhere else on roperty. So grab some vino while your cooking dinner and get as lit as this episode of 3 Sheets to the Mouse!

Episode number 41 is here to help all you hopeless romantics out there with some ideas for a perfect date night at disney. Tim, Adam, Scott, Mikey and Trenton each lay out their ultimate date night on Disney property. Money is no object. Anything goes (nearly). Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the bougiest one of all? Find out in this totally dateable episode of 3 Sheets to the Mouse! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

This week on 3 Sheets to the Mouse the guys welcome in a guest host for Mikey while he's in Houston. Mrs. Nesbitt (Trenton, to the new listeners) takes his first seat in the Armchair to reimagine Splash Mountain. See what each of the guys chose to add, replace or keep from the ride and when were all finished, let us know who's ride you'd like to see in the park! Once the show is over, go to facebook.com/groups/3sheets and post in the group what your favorite was. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Holy 8 Days a Week,Batman!! It's a bonus show!! (our regularly scheduled episode 40 will follow later this week) Last week, Adam,Tim and Mikey got together to Skype with Manny Munoz, the main guy at Gamerosity. Gamerosity is a non-profit that works to empower kids with cancer, to let them know they are cared for. Over the past 2 months, Mikey has been pleading with 3 Sheets Nation for donations to help fund some Hero Campaigns at Gamerosity...but just what ks Gamerosity, who is this Handy Manny dude and why it's super easy to run your own successful non-profit on this (not so) mini episode of 3 Sheets to the Mouse! For more info about Gamerosity you can hit them, up at www.gamerosity.com twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

It's the Day of the Dead and what better way to celebrate than taking a look at the Mexico pavillion in Epcot. Continuing the Ultimate Epcot series, the hosts look at what they'd like to see added to the pavillion. More food? More drinks? Mas Caballeros? Find out on this week's 3 Sheets to the Ratón! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Happy Halloween, 3 Sheets Nation! This week's episode focuses on one of the most amazing parades to ever grace Main Street. The Not So Scary Halloween Party has a lot going for it, but one of the biggest draws is the Boo to You parade. Hear all 5 hosts discuss some of their favorite floats and even throw around ides about how they might change it up a bit. Grab your favorite Pumpkin Ale, sit by the fire and enjoy another Less than Scary episode of 3 Sheets to the Mouse! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

The harvest moon has come and gone as we draw nearer to All Hallow's Eve and nobody does a Halloween like Disney does Halloween. From the candy to the characters to the decorations. Tim, Adam, Jason and Scott discuss some of the Not So Scariest parts of celebrating Halloween in Disney World including some tips on meeting characters,villains experiences and how the whole thing even works. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Hello 3 Sheets Nation! This week While Tim and Adam are chugging Lapu Lapus, Scott sits down with Jason, Mikey and sometimes Stephanie to discuss their recent trip to Disneyworld. Topics include Lularoe, back stage access to Test Track, lots of alcohol and Brendan Frasier. It's another ADD episode of 3 Sheets to the Mouse! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

This week on 3 Sheets to the Mouse, were just a few days away from Tim and Adam's week-long blowout at Disney World, and since everyone is tired of hearing Scott talk for three hours, we bring in his lovely wife, Andrea, to keep him quiet as we go over the awesomeness that will be T&A's adventure in WDW. As always, if you want to join us for these live broadcasts from time to time, head over to our facebook group at www.facebook.com/groups/3Sheets Check out Mikey's Magical Meltdown at www.themagicalmeltdown.com

This week, while Jason and Mikey partake in the World, Adam, Tim and Scott tackle a daunting task...build the ultimate Epcot. On this Episode, the guys take a look at Future World and pick the best of each pavilion to frankenstein the Ultimate Epcot. If you want to join us again for live shows, head over to the facebook page at facebook.com/groups/3sheets

The guys sat down live in front of the 3 Sheets Nation at facebook.com/groups/3sheets last week to discuss what they were drinking. Join the Fab Five from 3 Sheets to the Mouse as they play "Fab 5". The guys have 1 day, to go to 2 Parks, eat 3 Meals, ride 4 attractions and meet 5 characters...oh...and they only have $100 to do it. While this was recorded live, if you want to watch the future live episodes, you need to head over to facebook.com/groups/3sheets

And now a post Holiday episode of 3 Sheets. It's short and sweet this week while everyoine recovers from barbecue, camping and weddings. To keep things simple we don't even go into the parks this week, we tackle Quick Service locations away from the parks (But not too far away). Also Mikey accepts a questionable challenge "for the kids".

This week on Three Sheets to the Mouse, the guys step onto the sound stages of Hollywood Studios and look back at The Great Movie Ride. We review everything from the Queue to the End Credits and discuss them, critique them, and pass judgment on them. So grab some popcorn and we’ll “See you at the Movies.” twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook The Greatest Disney Group on Facebook teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

This fall, 80% of the 3 Sheets podcast will be in Disney World during Epcot's Food and Wine Celebration.We spent our time this week working up our strategies to eat and drink our way through world Showcase.This was recorded during a livestream on the 3 Sheets facebook page. Find oiut who has done their homework and who just wants the booze on this week's 3 heets to the Mouse! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

While some attractions come and go, when something like Ellen's Energy Adventure shuts down we feel like we're losing a person instead of a seat and screen. Ellen breathed life and excitement into the Energy ride. With its doors officially being closed, we invite you to join us for a 3 Sheets Funeral for ellen's energy Adventure. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Summer is in full swing. Maybe it hasn't been hot where you live, but in Orlando it seems like summer exists for 9 months out of the year. This week, we talk about ways to keep cool during the oppressive Florida heat. Mikey rambles on about some common sense tips and Tim gives his one tip for Animal Kingdom. Grab a cold beverage, this one's steamy! twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

And now for something completely different, this week the crew at 3 Sheets decide (against their will) to play along with one of Jason's delusions. He's assigned each of us a random set of attractions to use as the ingredients to craft a movie or series for Disney. It's Imaginations Gone wild this week on 3 Sheets to the Mouse!

It's the second milestone of any Disney trip. the 60 day mark. Because let's be honest, you can eat anywhere. But getting that 11:30 Fastpass for Stitch's Great scape? That's the real challenge. This week Jason and Mikey are fresh off their 60 day fastpass selections and share their picks and the reasoning behind them. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

This week for 3 Sheets to the Mouse, Mikey, Tim, Adam and Scott gather around the microphone to discuss the cheaper side of disney World. It's all about the Value Resorts, including the All Stars, Pop and Art of Animation.

Over the extended Independence Day weekend, the guys here at 3 Sheets decided to keep things low key and spend the evening answering questions submitted to the facebook page. It's a round table, AMA style episode that's long enough to get you drunk by the end. This is the perfect "on the road" way to listen to the Beer Summit, but if you'd still like to watch us, it can be seen over at the youtube channel: https://youtu.be/Z94mnOruIfA. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

In December of 1941 The United States officially entered what would become known as World War II. How did Walt Disney himself as well as the Disney Corporation contribute to the Allied efforts during the war? Is Disney still patriotic today? With Independence Day quickly approaching, this week's episode takes a long and scrutinizing look at Disney from the 40s thru today to find see how Disney paid respect to the United States military. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Episode 20 of 3 Sheets to the Mouse takes us onto the open waters. Tim gives us a brief history on Disney's Cruise Line and Mikey can't get a word in edgewise.. This episode is full of surprises with just enough information to leave you wanting to know more. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

Another week with the 3 Sheets boys, and this time we're talking about something every guest at Disney World has had experience with: Fast Passes. Specifically we talk about the news of Disney combating people that cheat the system to get extra Fast Passes by renting disabled individuals (yup) or spoofing the Same Day Fast Pass system with bogus magic bands. Then, when everyone is sufficiently pissed off about it, Adam pits us against each other while we defend our personal fast pass choices for Magic Kingdom. And Mikey's mind gets blown. Big time. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown

3 Sheets to the Mouse has released 18 episodes. This podcast is now considered to be a legal adult. While it cannot drink stateside, it can buy smokes and hit up a gentlemen's club. So what better way to celebrate than with a topic sure to leave a salty taste in your mouths. We're going way back and getting another Doctorate of Disney History with a Dhd lesson on Pirates of the Caribbean. This topic spans 60 years and includes Harry Potter, Emma Watson (not relating to Harry Potter) and Star Trek...but also Pirates of the Caribbean - THE RIDE. Maybe we mention the movies. Maybe. Either way it's a load of seamen. twitter @3sheetspodcast insta @3sheetspodcast facebook @3sheets teepublic shirts Magical Meltdown