Your Daily Lex

Jane and Janet were normal humans, until they had a road rage incident and one shot the other. True story. Transcript

How was my weekend? Jam-packed. Transcript

I’m sweaty. There was a driving test. And a run. And a spider. Transcript

I have AT LEAST two left feet. And yelling to learn. Also, autocorrect wanted the title to be “Dance, Sexy, Dance,” and I almost kept it. Transcript

I wax philosophical about candles. Transcript

I still haven’t found it. But I will. Transcript

Happy birthday to a special friend. Also, talk of sleep, both intentional and accidental. Transcript

Birthdays! New York City! Bagel shop weirdness! Transcript

In which I recount things I do on the Internet. Transcript

About my trip to Six Flags with Liam. Also, this episode is brought to you by All Souls Lost by Dan Moren, available today. Go buy it. Transcript

I had a busy weekend. I packed as much of it into this podcast as I could. Transcript

Writer’s block, lunch, and ChatGPT. Transcript

I average just shy of 70 episodes per year. And I’m sharing a few clarifications from yesterday’s episode of confusion. Transcript

It’s episode 917! And it isn’t. Transcript

Some parenting wins. And whiteboard wins. Transcript

Who is the best pants? It’s confusing. Transcript

More on feeling guilty while dealing with contractors. In this case, because he’s really freaking weird.

Check my references because I’m making reference to reffing. Reflexively. Transcript

Lex had Internet issues. And contractor guilt. He still has one.

A late-posted episode about parking garage policies and credit card graphics. Transcript

FOLLOW-UP on the foot and glass situation! Plus: I have a wealth of topics. Transcript

About sleeping. And awakening. And glass. And this weekend. Transcript

Thoughts on why I made Conlextions, which I believe I never refer to as Conlextions in this episode. Transcript

Finally, updates on auditions — and what’s happening for me in NJ theater this fall. Transcript

New iPhone! Connections! Weekend plans! Transcript

A story about Mulder, Scully, and the Fox Network. But those are metaphors. Transcript

A beeping story from the past. And a crappy bleeping situation. Transcript

A dying detector. A sleepy kid. Unruly hair. And a dad. Transcript

Lex was sleepy when he recorded this episode about calendaring. You can probably tell. Sorry. Transcript

Some audition follow-up, and a story about a terribly evil prank that was not a prank. Transcript

If I had to move to a state I’ve never lived in, where would I want to live? (Question submitted by Casey M. Liss, Esq.) Transcript

Lex had to face a face decision, face to face. Transcript

This episode covers the bus (resolution!), the Apple Event (capitalism!), and auditions (entertainment!). Transcript

I think the world suffered untreated PTSD. Transcript

One more bus episode. For now. Transcript

On Jimmy Fallon, Jay Leno, and writing for late night. Transcript

Only one kid missed the bus. Transcript

Back to school. Ish. It went… poorly. Transcript

Should Freestyle Friday become a thing? I’m honestly torn. Does anyone like this but me? Hahaha. Transcript

Work stuff! And Marko stuff. Transcript

About my haircut and my next two auditions. Transcript

The lost episode from yesterday. Almost. And a hairy situation. Transcript

Topics include cold brew coffee, Diet Coke (briefly), mis-delivered shoes, and cats. In the opposite order. Transcript

Today’s episode is about voiceovers and foot stuff. Transcript

The statute of limitations on these stories is probably up. Transcript

Thoughts on homework (opposed) and ref whistles (intrigued). Transcript

Some thoughts now that Avenue Q has con-Q-ded. Transcript

Oh man. There were ants. Spoiler: There now aren’t ants.

Lex complains about a hero, and then talks theater thoughts. Transcript

A rap followup (that isn’t rapped, but may leave you rapt). Plus, stuff about my kids. Transcript