You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Kulap Vilaysack (Who Charted?, comedy!) is a true delight. Fun, funny, thoughtful: just the ideal guest. Pete and K had a blast, we hope you do too! Now you know what to do: Get. Into. It. Weirdos!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerrod Carmichael (Variety's Top Comics to Watch, Comedy!) comes in for an INCREDIBLE YMIW, a talk that just filled Pete with wonderful creative happiness and joy. FOR REAL. Pete honestly doesn't want to give too much away. He also wrote this in third person. Just trust us: it's a good one. GET INTO IT, YOU WEIRDOS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michelle Buteau (Comedy Central! VH1! Last Comic Standing!) is a wonderful, wonderful weirdo and just a true delight! DARE I SAY SASSY?! I dare. So much sassitude. SASSITUDE. So much fun. Please enjoy this romp down comedy, friendship, and fun. GET INTO IT YOU WEIRDOS!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mike Burns (Chicago! Comedy! Chicago comedy! Gentlemen Scumbags podcast) is such a great YMIW guest: hilarious, open, thoughtful, and he does a hilarious Ryan Gosling face! GOS FACE! Please get into it and enjoy the weirdness you weird, weird weirdos!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DOV DAVIDOFF (comedian! actor! writer! one of the most interesting people ever! cool guy!) is one of Pete's favorite YMIW guests ever: open, funny, thoughtful, badass. Good lord this is a great one. I don't want to even spoil anything here. Just get into it, you weirdos! It was the best. WHAT WAS IT, THE BEST? Yes. Just yes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We don't care it's a holiday, weirdos! Here's a hot and fresh YMIW for you to enjoy on your roadtrip to watch explosions in the sky (fireworks, not the band. maybe the band.). Greg Behrendt! (Walking the Room podcast, comedy, instrumental ska!) He came in! He made it weird! HE MADE IT GREAT. You make it possible. Well, that's kind of true. I mean, we did it, but if you didn't listen WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT? Please enjoy you 4th of July weirdos!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sara Schaefer (emmy winning blogger for Fallon, You Had to Be There podcast, comedy) is a delightful guest: hilarious, thoughtful and DARE I SAY EVEN MOVING. A great episode with a lot of laughs AND a lot of heart. Good lord, get into it already! It's so good!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of Pete's earliest heros Gary Gulman (Last Comic Standing, HBO, comedy) came by to make it weird reminiscing about Boston, brothers who ruined his magic shows, and so much more. A supremely good episode! GET INTO IT WEIRDOS!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of Pete's funniest and oldest friends from Chicago (continuing our CHICAGO week!) CHRIS MARRS came by the studio to make it weird and talk about their old improv team, being couple friends with Pete's ex-wife (weird!), commercial acting, writing, and bit and laughs abound. One of Pete's all time favorite people, we're so glad he could come by and GET INTO IT. Now it's your turn, weirdos! Please enjoy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a Chicago-towne reunion show with all comedians Pete started with back in the ol' windy city (no one calls it that)! some familiar faces ("fam faces") and some newbie chewbies ("newbie chewbies") for all weirdos, Chicagoans and not, to enjoy. T.J. Miller! Hannibal Buress! Matt Braunger! Sean Flannery! Robert Buscemi! And a sharpshooting CJ Sullivan! SO PLEASE ENJOY YOU WEIRDOS!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there anyone better than Ron Funches (Conan)?!?! Pete says no. So dive into the bliss of this joyful and wonderful man who remains a sunshiney pleasure even as the topics get dark and weird. DARK AND WEIRD. Like the thigh meat on a unicorn, guys. ALT HACK ALERT!! UNICORN! YES!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin Heffernan (Broken Lizard! Super Troopers! Slammin' Salmon!) comes by and makes it weird, "TV fat" style with Pete. So many laughs, so so many Super Trooper questions, and maybe even an impression or two. Get into it... MEOW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sean O'Connor (Conan!), Chris Thayer (FIVE hundred WEEKS!), Geoff Tate (Comedy Central!) came by the Comedy Attic in Indiana to crank out an absolutely incredible live YMIW!! Get in there. Enjoy! REPEAT!! Thank you to all the weirdos who came out it was a blast!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jenny Slate (comedy, HBO, SNL, Gabe and Jenny) is one of Pete's absolute favorite people and this conversation could've gone forever and almost did. It's one of our funniest and also deepest and weirdest eps yet. Please get into it!!! YOU WEIRDOS!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The amazing and hilarious writer-extraordinaire Kenya Barris (too many shows to list, one of the funniest guys Pete knows, they wrote on Teenage Daughter together!) comes by in one of those fun, you-may-not-know-the-guest but Pete-loves-these-episodes-pretty-much-the-best-ever kind of episodes!! Get into it, you weirdos! Kenya continues the Patrick Walsh tradition of being a hilarious writer that Pete worked with who also makes a great YMIW guest! FEELIN IT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend podcast, Adam Carolla show) was so kind to have Pete as her first guest for her wonderful podcast and they had such a great time that she was FOR SURE going to have to make it weird sooner than later. And she has. Made it weird. Here. THE DICK DOES THE FUCKIN' and other catchphrases await! Get weird, weirdos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Natasha Leggero (comedy, Ugly Americans, The Tonight Show) is one of Pete's (surprise!) absolute favorite people. Hilarious, wonderful and just fucking great. Pete just listened to this episode which he almost never does and loved it and then wrote about it in the third person for you to read here. Many LOLs. A real LOLercoaster! GET INTO IT, WEIRDOS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt Braunohler (comedy, new comedy gameshow "BUNK"!) is one of Pete's absolute favorite people. Fascinating stories of relationships, comedy, and lots of bad and offensive German accents. I mean, what else do you want?! It's WEIRD FOLKS. WEIRD. Kisses!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pete's good buddy up-and-coming hilarious comedian Chris Thayer comes by to make it weird and weird it gets made. Seriously a great dude, hilarious dude, and some of the best stories Pete's ever heard. Please enjoy the UNDISCOVERED WEIRDO TREASURE that Pete wants to share with the world. Yes!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bo Burnham (comedy, "boom boom boom boom") comes by to make it VERY weird and VERY deep and VERY funny about comedy, gender, gender in comedy, life, space, outer space, just... just everything, guys. Please enjoy. Pete sure did. Your turn, weirdos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chelsea Peretti, Pete's "worst best friend" comes BACK to make it weird a second time, this time playing clips of the many times Pete has mentioned her on the show before and giving her a chance to retort. This is 99% new stuff, weirdos, just with some clips to give us jumping off points. Please enjoy, especially as Chelsea gives a detailed description of how she would kill Pete (they're close friends, we swear!).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast and comedy giant Adam Carolla was crispy enough to come by and make it weird (thanks to Katie!), and for this we are grateful. Lots of wisdom, laughs and a great reason why you should call and see if a guitar store is open on a Wednesday afternoon before you just drive there assuming they'd be open. GET INTO IT, WEIRDOS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pete's buddy Harris W comes by to make it weird about drugs, comedy writing (Parks and Rec, Eastbound and Down, comedy), sex, God, the whole shebang. It's so great, there's really no need for this intro. PLEASE ENJOY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Holy cow. Pete knew Shelby Fero was a Twitter monster, but it turns out she's a hilarious and thoughtful delight. A DELIGHT! How she's this legit delightful and EIGHTEEN we'll never know. Not to be ageist. Lots of cool people are young. But she's like OLD cool. You'll see. Lots of "when I was your age" and other weirdness for you to enjoy. Please do so now, weirdos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DANA GOULD! (The Simpsons, comedy) comes in to make it oh so delightful. A Simpsons writer who's not afraid to talk about his favorite Simpsons quotes, you can imagine Pete enjoyed that. A lot. And we talk about getting kicked in the professional balls, sex, God, kids, comedy, fun, and laughs. GET INTO IT WEIRDOS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

David Koechner (Anchorman, Anchorman 2) stops by to make it very weird and very funny and very sweet. Sheesh, what a guy. Pete had such a blast with him he wrote this intro in the third person. Great ep! Get into it, weidos!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Twitter monster Rob Delaney comes in to make it weird and talk origins, singing the national anthem and babies. It's a weird one, folks. I mean, for real. Stop reading this and PLEASE ENJOY, WEIRDOS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THANK YOU to all the weirdos that came out to this live taping at the Gramercy Theater in NYC!! Michael Ian Black, Jim Gaffigan, Jessi Klein and Matt McCarthy come and get weird live-style, plus SPECIAL DROP IN(s). Yes!! Such a fun one. Please enjoy, you weirdos!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patrick Walsh (writer! friend! talking chicken!) is one of the funniest people Pete has ever known in his life. They wrote on Outsourced together where they came up with a bevy of personal jokes that crack them up to this day, many of which are shared in this ep. They also discuss his coming up and becoming a writer on Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Two Broke Girls as well as some of the funniest personal stories I think a weirdo would ever want to hear. Get into it you weirdos!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Improv and comedy LEGEND, dare I say LEGEND, yes indeed I do dare, Matt Besser (UCB, comedy) comes in and gets real, deep and weird in record time. Please enjoy, weirdos!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some weirdos have been requesting more up-and-coming and less "established" comedians for a glimpse into the beginnings of standup and Mike Lawrence, although he has appeared on John Oliver's New York Standup Show and taped Conan shortly after recording this episode, at least somewhat fits that bill. A super weird guy and a super interesting and hilarious guy. Please enjoy you weirdos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing, Vegan Mind Meld, comedy), and I know we say this a lot but FOR SERIOUS, gets real weird in this episode. Non-monogomy and other serious or deep things come up somehow amidst a sea of jokes. Just a SEA of them. A quick, deep mind. Get into it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duncan Trussell (The Duncan Trussell Family Hour podcast, comedy, the multiverse) is one of the most interesting people Pete has ever met and after Pete's appearance on his podcast, Pete couldn't wait to get him on YMIW. And it. Gets. REAL WEIRD. Please enjoy!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Larry Miller (Seinfeld, Christopher Guest's movies, comedy) comes by and makes it both delightful (another wonderful happily married man to join the ranks of Greg Fitzsimmons and Gaffigan before him!) and weird. This episode made Pete happy inside. He hopes it does the same for you, weirdos!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki Glaser (Last Comic Standing, You Had To Be There podcast) is one of the best, funniest and most interesting comedians we've had on to make it weird. Good lord it gets weird. I'm not just saying that. This one goes some places that made Pete's face all flush. And we left it in. Because that's what we do. Incredible episode. Please enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Holy shit. Judd Apatow. I mean, holy shit. Kumail, Chris Gethard, Todd Barry, a surprise drop in, a great crowd. Live at SXSW. Holy shit. This. Happened. Get into it you weirdos!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Greg Proops (Whose Line Is It Anyway, comedy, Smartest Man in the World podcast) is the perfect guy to make it weird because he's hilarious, smart and has opinions for days. For days!! And he did a voice in Star Wars. C'mon. Please enjoy, weirdos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pete! Sklars! Twins!! So much goodness, just get into it already. TOMMY NEED you to get into it. (You'll see).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pete talks sex, Chicago, and a whole lotta comedy with his good friend Kyle Kinane. Also, Pete yells "Kinaaaaaaaaaaane!" a lot and you should, too.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pete sits down with podcast/comedian giant Greg Fitzsimmons for an incredibly hilarious and incredibly useful discussion on anger, honesty, rage, sex, marriage, god, kids, comedy, philosophy and... what else is there? Get into you weirdos!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pete sits down and gets real weird real fast with his longtime Chicago buddy Nate Craig with whom (how fancy! "with whom"!) he started standup back in 2001. So they get nostalgic, crispy, weird, all of it. Plus some of the deepest and bittersweet relationship stuff we've had so far. Please enjoy!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pete's friend Hannibal Buress (comedy, SNL, 30 Rock) comes by to get weird and hilarious and weirdly hilarious. It's really good. Who reads these intros? Just listen to it you reluctant reading type person! It's great!! #crispySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave Holmes (no relation, MTV, A Drink With Dave, comedy) is the greatest. Just one of the funniest and nicest guys you'd ever want to meet AND he lost that MTV VJ competition to that weird Jesse guy! Of course, Pete asks about that and learns that Dave is asked about that on the daily. So, needless to say: weird. Also, lots of sexy sex talk for you sex people out there, getting all sexy. GET CRISPY WEIRDOS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comic giant Paul F. Tompkins comes by to talk about so much more than just his role in There WIll Be Blood, but let's be honest: you can't be in Pete's favorite film and have it NOT come up. Then, comedy. Then, sex. Then who knows. We get weird. WEIRD. And well dressed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pete's (also-huge) buddy Steve Agee (Sarah Silverman Program, comedy) comes in to discuss drugs, comedy and the origin of "crispy." I mean. what's better than that? Get into it, weirdos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bill loves to break chops, but as you will see, he is actually one of the nicest guys Pete knows and was someone who was incredibly helpful to Pete in the early stages of his standup career. So, like most episodes, Pete does his best to recreate helpful, funny and wonderful conversations they've had to share with weirdos everywhere. Oh, and the funniest anti-marriage rant that's ever been recorded. So... look forward to that!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pete sits down with one of his best fwendz in the world, Emily Gordon, writer/blogger/producer and wife to one of Pete's other best fwendz in the world, Kumail Nanjiani, and breaks just about everything Pete cares about wide open: life, love, the whole deal. It's all in here. Pete says this is his favorite episode (although he admits he shouldn't play favorites) but "fuck it: this is the best." Get crispy, weirdos!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CollegeHumor's Jake and Amir go from zero to crispy in under 8 para-seconds. Get into it weirdos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe Mande is an internet rascal, comedian and Jew. What? He's Jewish. Why bring that up? Well, Pete and Joe talk about Judaism. That's why. See? Even the description is weird. Imagine what it's like inside... That's right, I consider listening to the podcast to be "inside." This intro, more or a foyer-type area. Get in there!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pete sits down with his goofy goof friend Chris D'Elia (Whitney, comedy) to talk about how comedy can be silly, goofy and a third word that means silly or goofy as well as some real deep shit about psychology and crazy comedy thoughts for real. It's VERY crispy in there, weirdos. Be careful.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.