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Spoiler alert: They are not naturally occurring caves, but Marissa gives you a stinky whiff of the cheese caves of America. Why do they exist? Who controls them? What are they? Marissa has all the answers, plus creepy neighbors, the movie Men, and more. Have you seen Men? What’s your favorite cheese?

Life happens when you’re not podcasting, and ours got too busy, so here is some content that would be on Patreon, but is exclusively on the main feed. If you like it, join up. If you don’t, tune in next week for Cheese Caves or Nick Cannon… Which would you prefer? Is this okay since […]

We take a spin in the old time machine, back to episode SEVEN of the pod. A nice episode where we reminisce over classic toys we loved and Marissa gets in a vampire lore battle at work. Were you scared that it was actually Halloween? What toys did you love?

Pete digs into a 40’s-famous Pennsylvania scifi writer who some say rocked the culture. We also blow through the BTS breakdown, Pete’s blank lifestyle, and aspirations. (View rock book page 1 and 2 here.) What kind of famous writer would you be? What other alien races are we missing? What workplace object helps you hear […]

After a glorious vacation, we return to the show with misplaced and unclear vigor. Marissa digs into one of her childhood heroes and learns that just because you have a kid, you don’t have to take care of it. We talk action movies, Smithville NJ, and more. What’s your action movie go-to? Is it punk […]

What if aliens are already here and helping us find solutions for climate change? One doctor poses this idea and more. Plus Marissa covers a woman obsessed with recording things in one of the most cumbersome ways of all time. Plus, what would your TV network look like? Do you have a fun detention story? […]

This week comes with a warning: there is talk of suicide and dogs, possibly linked. Pete takes us to scotty old Scotland to explore Overtoun Bridge, which has claimed the lives of fifty dogs. But why/how? We also discuss reality show ideas, racist friends, JUAN!, and dirty ferrets. Have you been to Scotland? Do you […]

You know how the world is so great, you kind of need more of it? Enter the lower-case-m metaverse. Marissa goes from a strong desire to make an avatar to how to eat chicken nuggets online. Pete is still in a mood, we take some calls, and Marissa doesn’t fall asleep. What would your avatar […]

Holy crap. Have you seen The Batman? Pete has and he won’t shut up about latte art now. Who does it? How do they do it? Why do they do it? We’re trying to get reviews and ratings, too! Not to mention WNBA teams, skinny-fat, calls from James and Alex, and so much more. Do […]

Marissa digs into the recent past to talk about the Kony 2012 movement and the aftermath. Pete knows too much about it from the jump. We also talk house hunting, soda flavors, letters, Steven Seagal, and more. What’s your favorite letter? How’s your week going? What did we miss on Kony?

By request, this week we talk about the Ice Capades! It’s older than you think, it may not be what you think, and it’s been adapted in ways you may not know. Diversions include thanks to our Patrons, pyramid dramas, cold brew rage, real estate jerks, Batman bromance, and, yes, the Mario Brothers. What would […]

Marissa sacrificed her TikTok algorithm for this episode, where she examines the trend of young people crying at their phones for everyone to see. Spoiler alert: We still don’t get it, but there are plenty of things to learn along the way. We also hear from Alex, discuss lame news topics, and catch up on […]

Because of the holiday (and Pete taking a break for it), we’re bringing you a short show– no ice-breakers, calls, plugs, just cold hard facts about messages being sent to aliens, Haunted Lives, carnival-core, and deli-core. Crack open a couple eggs and eat the rawness of truth. What would you send to aliens? Where’s your […]

Do you have any idea what Pete is talking about this week? City-dweller Marissa needs some introduction to the trend of memorializing the dead on killing machines. We also talk a little Easter, revisit video podcasts, hear from Alex, and more. Do you have a memorial decal? Would you get one? Are you dead?

Has anyone ever told you not to stare at the sun? We’re here to tell you that you should. April fool! Marissa examines the alleged new-age benefits and weights them against the science. We also talk potatoes, pineal glands, and plugs. Do you stare at the sun? What potato form could you eat forever? Are […]

Pete talks about anti-technology movements, kind of. He mostly covers the Luddite movement of yore and what Neo-Luddism looks like today. We also talk about bad business practices, how meetings suck, and bubble tea rage. Is it weird to talk about Luddism on a podcast? What is a half-dick-pic? Should we worship nature?

Why are high heels so uncomfortable? Why do some feel obligated to wear them? Marissa will figure it out! We talk loving empty bars, Pete’s birthday, Marissa’s food history, yearbook superlatives, and more. Why do you wear high heels? Did you receive any superlatives?

This week we welcome loyal listener and caller Cassie to sit in while we talk about Self-Care and how it stacks up against Selfishness– complete with a silly quiz at the end. We also talk about things that are supposed to make us happy, dry eyes, and our new Patreon content. Have you joined yet? […]

Marissa wants you to know about these cookies. All about these cookies– the decadence, the commercials, the rise, and the fall. We also talk space soda, other people’s problems, Cassie’s cooking, and much more. Have you tasted space soda? What should Pete do to distract him from co-workers’ problems? Have you heard of News Radio?

Smashing together renouncing citizenship and mermaids, we continue sailing on as we look into international waters. Do you know the surprise about guano? Pete went shopping, Marissa ate too much, and Alex continues to bring cheers. What’s your ideal lunchable? Would you live on the high seas? Does Marissa’s boyfriend have a gluten sensitivity?

This week Marissa talks about renouncing citizenship, as it pertains to Olympian Eileen Gu. There’s all the usual stuff, too– Pete talks the WNBA, we plug gossip, Alex drops in, and Marissa goes on a date with her mom. What would it take for you to renounce your citizenship? What’s your best made-up Olympic sport?

This week we explore the Animal Planet special Mermaids: The Body Found. But how fake was it? Aquatic apes? Sonar killing whales? Ratings, ratings, ratings! Ice breaks over a life-based video game, Pete’s dumb, and Marissa’s frantic. Have you seen a mermaid? Can you see underwater? What’s your life’s video game name?

Believe it or not, this is NOT a Pete episode. Marissa digs into one of her many volumes to explain a bit about the phoenix, the raven (this is a real bird, we know), and the siren. We also talk kitchen appliances, Pete’s lunch trauma, and plugs! Aren’t sirens mermaids? Were you distracted by Pete’s […]

That’s NOT a poop joke, but there is poop talk in this hodgepodge episode. We hear about bloating, Dean Winters, gratuity, idling cars, and The Adventures of the Gummi Bears theme song. Also, Marissa gets bad news and speaks French. Why is January such a bummer? Ever had eggs in mayonnaise?

Wake up! It’s a new episode. We start with sirens, blueberry wine, and work-loathing. We talk about imaginary food, Marissa gets a package, and Pete explores the culture and types of napping. What kind of naps do you take? Do you remember our episode on Sleep Paralysis and Boring Dreams? Which celebrity should advocate for […]

Okay, so we had some sound trouble at the start, but we get it straightened out. Call it National Audio-Oops Day! Marissa covers how these fill-in-the-blank days get made and who’s behind the scheme. Also: typos, Skype reactions, childhood albums, and plugs! What national holiday would you make if it didn’t cost so much?

It’s Marissa’s birthday!! And don’t get on Facebook and wish her. It’s a secret. Pete treats her to the inner workings of one of her favorite celestial sites: the moon. We also have a call from Alex, a death from (not of) Michael Venos, a soda ice-breaker, and a little bit of dairy. Did you […]

This year, Marissa made us recap top fives from 2021. Pete didn’t want to edit, so the sound effects are live and so is the foolishness. What are five things you enjoyed in 2021? What’s Marissa’s birthday tagline going to be??

It’s the Christmas episode, and you won’t go until you get some of this figgy pudding, plum pudding– who knows?? Marissa does! She explains the intricacies of hearty desserts that are common around Christmas. Have you had plum pudding? Will you call Almond the car guy?

Forgive Pete for being a little hoarse, but this episode he’s visiting the social world of singing at night in the winter. Whether it’s going wassailing, joining a parranda, or carrying a horse skull, there’s something for everyone. We talk Pete being sick, Marissa’s making teas, both dish on Christmas movies, and we get a […]

This week we slip on ice, right into the holiday season. Ever wonder how they get made? Ever wonder why you see the same people in them? Ever want to make one? We’ll answer some of those questions. Plus, Pete has a mouse, Marissa has mulled wine, Alex is on parental leave, and we remind […]

In a special activism episode, Marissa tells us all about how the US is screwed when it comes to parental leave from work. We also reflect on happy Thanksgivings, hear from Alex and Cassie, interpret a dream, and plug our Patreon. Donate now to get your Christmas swag! Did you take family leave when you […]

With a studio audience of uneaten turkeys, Pete and Marissa talk about reaction videos on YouTube. What are they? Why do people like them? We also talk about what we’re thankful for and avoid talking about how we are. How are you? Having a happy Thanksgiving break? What was your favorite food on the table?

‘Ello there. Marissa examines the posh accent that people sometimes use… but why? This is part one in a Thanksgiving pre-record double-header, so excuse our brevity. We hope the passion for knowledge still shines through. What superhero personality would you makeover? Can you do a decent transatlantic accent? Show us in a call, or…

We fell behind on some calls, so we start the show catching up, including a surprise from an old friend. Pete’s topic is the 1948 film “Bill & Coo,” which features an all animal, primarily bird, cast. Can it sustain for the runtime? Is it as charming as Captain EO? What did you do with […]

It’s a short title, but a deep dive as we welcome Bryant to talk about his hobby and the salacious goings-on that happen when lots of reefers get together. It’s a really fun time and a great guest. Have you ever had a coral? What underwater creature would you be? Do you want to start […]

This week Marissa talks about fan death and Pete talks about haunted eBay items. In between, we hear from YOU (well, if you called us)! Scary stories and spooky laughs abound. Oh, and our email address was broken, so if you send us a 200th episode or scary story, get into those sent items and […]

We cover 200 topics in one episode and some people call to congratulate us. If you forgot to call…

This week Marissa examines the fear of fearing fear– okay being scared of scary things that are scary– okay just listen. We also talk about where we’d haunt, our dads, and more. Next episode is 200! What have you learned from us???

In episode #198, Pete investigates his hometown area in New Jersey. We got cryptids, pirates, doctors, and holes! We talk about Reeses’ peanut butter cups, a fun family weekend, food order nightmares, and much more. Have you let us know your favorite show? Have you called to wish us a happy 2ooth show soon???

Marissa drew a line in the sand, then a bunch of basic people crossed it and invaded her hallowed holiday. Why did they do this? WHY??? We’re talking costumes, paying it forward, Pokemon Oreos, Midnight Mass, Alex, and more. Have you watched the new Netflix series? Should Pete sell his Mew Oreo?

Ever wonder why we scream? Like you know some reasons, but why screaming instead of just saying ‘ouch’? Pete wades through the waters to examine this topic, while Marissa suggests a goth bar and visits a CVS food court, and we hear about a forgotten children’s show from Alex. Have you heard of the C.O.W-boys […]

Marissa reveals to Pete that gangstalking isn’t being stalked by a gang of people (entirely). It’s something much more sinister… We also talk about promotional foods, reboots, and Marissa’s triumphant return to TikTok. Are you being attacked by microwaves? Do you attack your neighbors with low-frequency sounds? Are you on TikTok?

Pete put lots of time into researching why Nicolas Cage, Bruce Willis, John Cusack, John Travolta, and Mel Gibson are in so many bad movies lately– we’re talking years of watching hours of movies. Marissa’s mom makes a peripheral appearance on the show, and both hosts pitch simulation games to break the ice. Do you […]

Marissa is in shambles, but she still has the wherewithal to tell us all about some classic celebrity death hoaxes that have happened over the years. We also talk about when to tell a woman she should have a baby, pitches for the upcoming Wednesday, Wrong Turn, and Kristen Stewart. Have you made up a […]

Pete delves into the modern folklore of feral cannibals in National Parks. Spoiler alert: if you take one word out of the title, he may be on board. Marissa talks therapy, Alex shares wisdom, and we begin our pleas for best wishes for our upcoming 200th episode. Is it so wrong to be a feral […]

Marissa exposes four animals you wouldn’t think would kill you, but they sure as hell will if you push them! Pete’s brain-fog has him very unprepared as we name sports teams, talk COVID protocols, older therapists, and more. Have you been attacked by an unexpected animal? Would you like your healthcare professionals to wear old […]

We’re back! This week Pete dives into the world of winning millions from magazine subscriptions… or is there something else going on? We also talk about what we’ve been up to, hear from Alex, and wax poetic about TV show theme songs. Have you won with PCH? Have you tried? Will they sponsor us?

Pete had some personal stuff that threw things off track, so we’re encoring our most famous guest, Blake Wexler. We’ll be back with a brand new episode next week! Think you’re more famous than Blake? Wanna be a guest?

Keeping with the Disney theme, this week we revisit an episode from August 2019, when Marissa explored lions, The Lion King, and improv. Pete, on the other hand, is rambunctious. We’ll be back soon. Do you miss us?