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When stressed, you should take a step back and reassess, try to relax, and avoid doing anything too rash. Judith, when stressed, does none of these things, and NOW S H E WILL PA. Y FO R HER H U B RIS Y O U STUPID CH I L D Featuring the voices of Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Chelsea Andrade, Amy Bowman, and all of our Cultists, of which there are too many to name here. CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, the paranormal, cults, fire Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt and Kofi at ko-fi.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Owen and Judith engage in some espionage in a bid to see what Claire and Adam are like in public, calling in a favour with a rich frenemy. What could go wrong at a fancy party? Hang on, I’m getting a note that says “lots of things.” So, lots of things could go wrong. Whoops. Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Taylor Davis CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, the paranormal, cults, alcohol, death Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt and Kofi at ko-fi.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There’s nothing like an old friend coming around for an unexpected visit, especially when all the doors are locked, and you’re not at home. Can’t say it’s something that Judith and Owen appreciate much, but maybe that’s just them. Meanwhile, Judith can feel another relationship starting to spiral out of control. Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Jocelyn Dotta CONTENT WARNINGS: cults, the paranormal, the occult Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A visit to Austin Bird’s house gives some insight. Judith steals a magazine. Owen ruins all his laundry. Lydia reveals that she’s got a better understanding of the situation than one would expect. And in the distance, something begins to burn… Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, Taylor Davis, Jocelyn Dotta, Caroly Larson, and Phil Wright CONTENT WARNINGS: the paranormal/hauntings, cults, the occult, fire Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello my darlings! I’m so glad you’re reading this. Today we’re going to discuss being positive when life doesn’t go our way. We try to stay positive here in our household. Life in the house is good, it’s so good. Everything is good, and if you say any differently, the only thing left for you to do is suffer. Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Doug Walker CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, cults, insects, self-harm Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lunch date results in some unintended consequences. Claire is getting weirder and Judith is not feeling it. Meanwhile, Adam is out on his super cool motorcycle ruining Owen’s day in more way than one. Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Jocelyn Dotta CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, hauntings/the paranormal Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt All links are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The warm weather is here and so much has happened: Claire has returned! Judith is going on a date! Owen is back from vacation! These are all good things, right? … Right? Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Jocelyn Dotta CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, hauntings/the paranormal Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall Directed and produced by Alex Nursall Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Distributed by Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Get merch at teepublic.com/user/parkdale-haunt Transcripts and more are available at parkdalehaunt.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you know what to do next? Season 2 of Parkdale Haunt will premiere on September 27, 2021. CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal Alex Nursall as Judith Emily Kellogg as Claire Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you know what's happening to you? Season 2 of Parkdale Haunt will premiere on September 27, 2021. CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you know what you're getting into? Season 2 of Parkdale Haunt will premiere on September 27, 2021. CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal Ian Boddy as Owen Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Parkdale Haunt Q&A episode, where Alex, Emily, and Ian answer listener questions, talk about our thoughts on S1, and debate chip flavours and wine preferences. For those that listen through to the end, there’s also a big ol’ bunch of bloopers from the S1 recording sessions. Thanks again for listening, and stay tuned for Season 2, coming this September… Featuring the voices of Alex Nursall, Emily Kellogg, and Ian Boddy. Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A semi-canonical tale about Christmas spirit… and Christmas spirits. What lurks in the past, and what is yet to come? CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/the paranormal, blood, the occult, alcohol Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Taylor Davis as Austin Bird Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm Extra voices provided by Kyle Anderson and Ryan Des Roches. You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

W EL COM E HO M E CL A I R E CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings, possession, the occult, blood, violence Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Carson Pinch as Adam Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Still no word from Claire, and Judith and Owen are starting to really feel the stress of the shifting recordings. An unsettling recording from Adam doesn’t give them much closure either. Whatever is causing this, it’s decided that it’s had enough, and Judith and Owen better watch out… But it’s ok, recordings can’t hurt you, right? … Right? CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, depression, possession, the occult, alcohol Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Carson Pinch as Adam Taylor Davis as Austin Bird Will Sloan as the Nicholas, Toronto History YouTuber Theme music by Phil Wright Music during YouTube video: Sábila Orbe Melatonin V by Filmy Ghost is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 License., Based on a work at https://humanfobia.jimdo.com/filmy-ghost/ Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ever gotten a phone call from an unknown number that scares the hell out of you? Judith has, and she decides the best plan of action is to start crashing on Owen’s couch. They visit A. Bird to see if he’s maybe behind the issues at the house, but he’s got problems of his own. But it’s not just him who should be worried, it’s Judith and Owen, because the recordings aren’t just changing… they’re starting to talk back. CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, fire (mentioned), murder (mentioned), cults, alcohol Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Taylor Davis as Austin Bird Kyle Anderson as Viktor Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Judith is displaced from her apartment and has to crash in Claire’s guestroom. It’s going ok, aside from the sleepwalking. And the sleeptalking. And the fact that Claire keeps covering the house in broken glass in the night. And the creepy things she’s saying. Actually, it’s just a mess across the board. CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, fire (mentioned), sleepwalking, possession, alcohol Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Judith’s discomfort is causing tension with Claire, and things are getting heated, and the recordings are getting more and more odd… Also, remember: always take the time to get to know your neighbours, because you never know what memories of a terrifying blood cult they might have. CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, cults, knives, fire (mentioned), alcohol Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Caroly Larson as Debbie Taylor Davis as Austin Bird Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Claire finds a homemade spirit board in the closet. Rather than hurling it out a window, she decides to invite people over to try it out. Turns out the house has a few things to say, and it’s feeling chatty. And aggressive. CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/the paranormal, alcohol Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Carson Pinch as Adam Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the recordings, Claire talks about finding diaries in the basement of the house, along with her new sleepwalking-related issues. Hoping to get their hands on some books, Judith and Owen head over to the house to root through the basement, but the house and whatever is inside it does not want them there. CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, infanticide (mentioned), cults, the occult, sleepwalking, alcohol Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Toronto Presented in partnership with Realm You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What’s that in the basement? Is it a ghost? A demon? A very angry raccoon? Possibly all three? Claire and Judith investigate the downstairs finally and find that it is truly creepy in more ways than they would’ve expected. The recordings are getting freakier though, and one new one starts to shed a little light on what might have precipitated the changes happening to Claire. CONTENT WARNINGS: Animals, hauntings/paranormal experiences, blood (mentioned), darkness, fainting, gaslighting, alcohol Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Carson Pinch as Adam Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm. You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Judith and Claire start working on the house, which comes with some unexpected issues, such as the endlessly creepy basement or the unsettling writing on the walls. They’re also presented with a difficult choice of which is worse: your ex showing up unannounced or 100 house centipedes in your sink? CONTENT WARNINGS: Alcohol, the occult, insects Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Carson Pinch as Adam Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm. You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Judith Antoni’s friend Claire has gone missing. Well, she’s alive, but she’s taken off and no one can track her down. Judith enlists the help of her friend Owen to start digging through the recordings made when Claire took possession of a house in Parkdale and things started to get… kind of weird. CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/the paranormal, cults (mentioned), the occult, alcohol Emily Kellogg as Claire Alex Nursall as Judith Ian Boddy as Owen Caroly Larson as Debbie Taylor Davis as Austin Bird Theme music by Phil Wright Recorded at Pirate Sound Presented in partnership with Realm. You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ever since Claire inherited a house from a biological family she never knew, things have begun to change. It isn’t just that the house is full of cryptic notebooks, ominous scribblings on the wall, and a creepy basement. Claire is… off. She’s sleepwalking, saying weird things, and becoming irritable and secretive. And as she gets closer to the secret at the heart of the old house in the Toronto neighborhood of Parkdale, she begins to lose herself in it. After Claire goes missing, her best friends begin sifting through the recordings of their unedited podcast attempt, Yes! In My Backyard, to see if there’s any clues as to what happened. But what they find is something better left untouched. Parkdale Haunt is about friendship and identity, trauma, cults, demons, and, most frighteningly, the Toronto real estate market. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices