With Me Now's podcast

The wrath of the stats nerds and golden Groundhog Days, Danny in a Dolly tee and Dolly in a Danny tee, parkruns and PPL licenses for music, arbitrary things and thingy things, the stats, Danny's rants do do do do do do, Nicola revisits Armley parkrun and Danny goes Up Pomphrey!

Happy birthday to Mummy Norman, we are now on Spotify, loving messages, listicles, a pronunciation challenge, a very rare groundhog, stats, late arriving Nicola, Cardiff parkrun, Wonky Bear at Surbiton juniors and the What, Where, Why Index.

Snow way! Snow many cancellations in the UK, resulted in ALL THE MESSAGES being sent to WMN Towers. We have your correspondence, more calculator IDs, Bryanston parkrun vs Andy Baddeley, a little bit more dogs, 'no barcode, no crossing the line' discussion, stats plus Nicola and Danny go home.

It was me(!), further Casio calculator/athlete ID number fun, a history lesson, beauty or community poll results, arbitrary things and things, Elliott's stats, Dolly or Bev, the Valentine's 10k and Henstridge Airfield parkrun.

5318008, beauty or community, 5k-a-day inspiration, arbitrary goodness and 'be more Lynne', Elliott's stats, Frickley Country parkrun, Gloucester North parkrun and a race to the highest WI.

Maths corrections, Bushy to Bicester, teeny-tiny-t-shirts for acorns, extra credit, an anonymous email, in memory of Peter Samuelson, parkstats.net, the value of tin, listener's arbitrary milestones and things, stats, Myrtle parkrun, Lowestoft parkrun and of course #DollyorBev.

It's a SHAM, Small Michael's nut, more bingo, a new women's record by Charlotte Arter, an anonymous email, Elliott's stats, Harrogate parkrun, Fire Service College parkrun and the M96 all feature.

Arbitrary acronyms, #parkrunForever, 700 parkruns, Alex Yee's 13:57, the maths behind parkrun bingo, abridged stats, booming NYDD attendances and the 'double map', Felixstowe parkrun, Markeaton parkrun, Brierley Forest parkrun, Severn Bridge parkrun, Ashton Court parkrun and Eastville parkrun all feature!

A Merry Christmas to all! Audio recorded live in the field at Bushy's record attendance event is sandwiched by such items as #DollyorBev, the Campaign Against Celebrating Arbitrary Milestones, listener's arbitrary milestones, stats and the profile of East Brighton parkrun. Micro-interviews with PSHCBE, JoSHCBE and parkrun Global CEO Nick Pearson also contained within. It's a cracker.

Wilson Indexz and Tale Walker, Ted's Corner update, brainwashing, Sport England's multi-million pound investment into parkrun UK, Tourist Tool tweaks, your arbitrary milestones, the elder generation outparticipates the young, stats and Gloucester City parkrun.

Arbitrary Research Senior Executives, alphabetourists, no more special caps, merch, new running challenges, arbitrary milestones, Bendover Woods uber-tourist meet-up, Bradford parkrun, Bedworth parkrun and Elliott Line sings!

Bah Humbug, BA AC clarity from DD, Mark Pinney's Challenge Chaser, arbitrary milestones, time travellers, EL's stats, -42C, Happy Birthday Scotland, Cliffe Castle parkrun, Brooklands parkrun and an outtake.

Pigeon Chess, Luna the cat, Thanksgiving extra helpings, listener emails, Woof Me Now or With Meow, apricots and bananas, stats, VM100-104, Potternewton parkrun, Jersey Farm parkrun and of course an interview with Mr Dave Wilson of Wilson Index fame.

Sore throats, new offices, Rutsonbot, p-index, Rikki Prince's New Year's Day double finder, Buggy-gate, bad adjectives, dog and cat buffs, stats, Armley parkrun, Mini Mermaids and Young Tritons, Coldham's Common parkrun, results processing, fangirls and more.

Kingston-Gate, J is for..., merch poll, why a small 'p'?, global selfie distribution, Elliott's stats, reckless motorists, Walmer and Deal Seafront parkrun, Wonky Bear and "not a proper milestone" shouts.

Event Director's tenure, Backstraight Boys and Girl, D&RCp and NYCM, Gavin and Stacey, no more cats, stats and Manor Field parkrun in Whittlesey.

New kittens, PSHCBE at EFp, Egg-gate feedback, awards, monster-sized messages, GPS locations, Extension updates, stats, 250 junior parkruns, Middleton Woods parkrun, Southwark parkrun and a podcast collaboration.

After arguably the most divisive sponsor announcement parkrun has made, Nicola and Danny try to address the whole matter. Aside from this they play with co-ordinates, reveal what a shibboleth is and profile Beeston parkrun and Marlborough Common parkrun respectively plus have a special interview with parkrun founder PSH CBE.

More myths, bridges, autocorrect, 100% defibrillators, pronunciation polls, Mental Health Awareness Day, token number 1, stats, GP practices and Wendover Woods in this week's show.

Boobies, PARKrun or parkRUN, blue tee myth, the Cow Cowl, parkrun Japan, VW age grading, A5000000 begins and the most comprehensive profile of Huddersfield parkrun you'd ever hope to imagine. Brrm brrm!

Ranty pants, A5000000, the Lion Sermon, the last on prison parkruns, fast running and 'reverse elitism', stats, baby sharks, dirty cucumbers and a French tale with Dr Ice.

Loving emails, parkrun myths, the essential stats and a teensy weensy smidge about a parkrun near New York.

Wilson Index this, Wilson Index that, uber parkrun Germany stats, speedy doggos, New Earswick parkrun, Chipping Sodbury parkrun and the usual bickering.

Ambling, redacting, a face for radio, live polls, life enhancers, lawn mowers & well poisoners, anecdotal stories, 'that' old show, Crosby parkrun, Lancing Green parkrun, stats and so much more.

Giant pre-ambles, A-Z courses, Fika, Google Maps, wrong places, #epicfails, Heslington parkrun, Swaffham parkrun and so much more.

Translations, 14ers, dolphins, stats, stroppy Poppy, inaugural 'discussion', ED interviews and parkrunpedia are just some of the things spoken about in this monster episode.

Real birthdays, parkrun birthdays, lies lies lies, LEGO Cathedrals, stats, 500 pioneers, Cowells, translations, Wilson Indexes, Cirencester parkrun, bee polls, naming conventions, doubles, muntjac deer, 5 million and a song for Dolly. Let's be honest, regardless of content listed, you're already hooked and going to listen anyway.

Do bees have ears? Will parkrun be renamed parkactive? What does spruik mean? All the answers can be found in this week's show! Plus there's interviews with international Run Directors, Event Directors, international tourists and the results of a poll. #warmdown

Does anyone read these? I guess if you've subscribed then you'll listen anyway and look forward to the many surprises! Felixstowe parkrun, Milano Nord parkrun and naughty Danish words feature plus other irreverent chat. Oh and we have Mel from the parkrun adventurers co-presenting! Hello Down Under!

So much to say, so we take more time! Clarity on comms, apologies accepted, Foots Cray Meadows parkrun, anagrams and a crying baby, junior parkruns yay or nay, buggy pacers and listen to after the credits have rolled.

The parkrun public have spoken positively about the pilot so Nicola and Danny have returned! Nicola went to Rosliston parkrun, Danny went to Dinton Pastures parkrun and they discuss ranges, obsessions, androids and policies on no kudos giving, amongst much more.

Many of you have asked for it, so we've done it. Now with the voice of independence, Nicola Forwood and Danny Norman return to podcasting for the first time in well over three years.