Will & Rusty's Playdate

Luke Null, actor and comedian, joins the pod to serenade the boys and help them write love songs that don’t exist. They also draft children’s books that don’t exist and discuss Will getting bullied by teenagers. Luke tells us about his experience working on Saturday Night Live and what the original Four Loko was like. FOLLOW LUKE: https://www.instagram.com/luke_null FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL. GET 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING WITH THE CODE PLAYDATE AT https://www.manscaped.com/. THE SUMMER SUN IS HERE TO STAY, SO TRUST MANSCAPED TO KEEP YOUR PUBES AT BAY. (00:00) Intro (00:15) Meet our Guest! (03:44) Awful Flight Stories (12:15) Bullied by Teenagers (Again) (18:28) Luke’s Experience in Dayton, Ohio (23:31) Running from the Cops (32:35) Eating Sh*t (37:05) Roadmap (40:26) Pitch Submissions (43:23) Luke’s Time on SNL (46:24) Traveling to Alternate Realities (50:49) Pitches (01:02:30) AITA (01:16:22) This Guy Rocks (01:25:11) Teach Me Something (01:36:41) Children’s Books that Don’t Exist (01:45:52) Love Songs that Don’t Exist (02:11:33) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willy is upset at Rusty’s Delta Platinum upgrade, Lauren can’t stop yawning, and the boys assess the morality of stealing someone else’s sandwich at Jersey Mike’s. They show each other more awesome guys, draft Bob Marley songs that don’t exist, and decide which words should be spelled differently. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL. GO TO https://finalbosssour.com/ AND USE CODE PLAYDATE FOR 25% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. FINAL BOSS SOUR - DARE TO EMBRACE THE SOUR. GIVE THE MAN IN YOUR LIFE THE GIFT OF ALUMINUM-FREE, WHOLE BODY DEODORANT. NEW CUSTOMERS GET $5 OFF A STARTER PACK WITH CODE PLAYDATE AT https://shopmando.com/. SHOP MANDO’S FATHER’S DAY BUNDLE TODAY. GO TO https://amazon.com AND USE CODE 10PLAYDATE AT CHECKOUT FOR 10% OFF YOUR PURCHASE OF NOT BEER. ZERO CARB, ZERO ALCOHOL, AND ZERO TASTE… BEER. (00:00) Intro (00:37) Blocking People (02:02) Red-Hot Driver (04:14) Grandparent Names (06:01) Learning New Keyboards (10:51) Mad Men (13:52) Brotherhood (19:08) Rusty’s Delta Platinum Upgrade (23:28) Roadmap (24:39) Pitch Submissions (34:09) Pitches (37:48) AITA (54:04) This Guy Rocks (01:01:16) Teach Me Something (01:09:11) Bob Marley Songs that Don’t Exist (01:14:14) Words that Should be Spelled Differently (01:19:14) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty are joined by their pal Chet Collins, known for his award-winning portrayal of business magnate Royce du Pont. They break down some fun stories from the weekend, introduce each other to some guys who most certainly rock, and draft sayings and reality TV shows that don’t exist. Our building’s repair man even makes an exciting cameo. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/PLAYDATE TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL. DOWNLOAD THE DRAFTKINGS CASINO APP AND USE CODE PLAYDATE TO BOOK YOUR ONE-WAY TICKET TO FUN. START PLAYING WITH JUST $5 AND GET $100 BACK INSTANTLY IN CASINO CREDITS. PLEASE PLAY RESPONSIBLY. 21+. https://casino.draftkings.com/ GET 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING WITH THE CODE PLAYDATE AT https://www.manscaped.com/. THE SUMMER SUN IS HERE TO STAY, SO TRUST MANSCAPED TO KEEP YOUR PUBES AT BAY. GO TO https://finalbosssour.com/ AND USE CODE PLAYDATE FOR 25% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. FINAL BOSS SOUR - DARE TO EMBRACE THE SOUR. (00:00) Intro (00:28) Welcome Chet (02:24) Strange Weekend Characters (07:55) Repair Man Interview (21:52) Lauren’s Crazy Uber Driver (24:51) Roadmap (28:20) Pitch Submissions (32:47) Pitches (40:44) AITA (01:06:41) This Guy Rocks (01:11:38) Noah Kahan (01:14:41) Teach Me Something (01:25:09) Did Royce DuPont Say That? (01:26:39) What Would Royce Do? (01:31:25) Sayings that Don’t Exist (01:36:15) Reality TV Shows that Don’t Exist (01:41:29) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will survives a milkshake attack, Rusty has a bad experience at Starbucks, and the boys field some of their most baller callers to date. Lauren clicks on the mouse so much that the boys have a freak out. They draft Stephen King books that don’t exist and predict the biggest baby names of 2025. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/PLAYDATE TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL. VISIT www.withyotta.com/PLAYDATE TO DOWNLOAD AND START PLAYING. USE PROMO CODE PLAYDATE TO GET A FREE BONUS TODAY! YOUR SUMMER WARDROBE AWAITS! GET 20% OFF @CHUBBIES WITH THE CODE PLAYDATE AT https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/PLAYDATE #chubbiespod (00:00) Intro (03:12) What Would Will Do? (08:49) Spilling Tea (11:25) Attacked by Milkshakes (17:19) Happy Birthday Rust (21:51) Roadmap (23:31) Pitch Submissions (27:40) Slides (33:07) Gym Class (40:52) Pitches (52:43) AITA (01:04:39) Slashing your Ex’s Tires (01:15:59) This Guy Rocks (01:21:27) Teach Me Something! (01:29:31) Biggest Baby Names of 2025 (01:32:01) Stephen King Books that Don’t Exist (01:47:37) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty catch up with a past AITA caller and hear a playmate’s heavy metal song inspired by one of Will’s sayings. The boys also dive into more airport talk, show off the Best Guys Ever, and draft Dr. Seuss Books as well as sitcoms that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/PLAYDATE TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL. DOWNLOAD THE APP AND USE CODE PLAYDATE TO BOOK YOUR ONE-WAY TICKET TO FUN WITH DRAFTKINGS CASINO. START PLAYING WITH JUST $5 AND GET $100 BACK INSTANTLY IN CASINO CREDITS. PLEASE PLAY RESPONSIBLY. 21+. https://casino.draftkings.com/ GET 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING WITH THE CODE PLAYDATE AT https://www.manscaped.com/. THE SUMMER SUN IS HERE TO STAY, SO TRUST MANSCAPED TO KEEP YOUR PUBES AT BAY. (00:00) Intro (05:23) Going Apesh*t in Security (09:17) New Yawk (13:24) Four Foot Ledge (17:37) DonnellonTube (22:55) Roadmap (24:02) Best Guys Ever (31:01) Pitch Submissions (42:38) Poop Talk (47:17) AITA (55:44) Pitches (01:03:25) Dr. Seuss Books that Don’t Exist (01:07:50) Teach Me Something! (01:11:43) Sitcoms that Don’t Exist (01:19:39) Clementine Update (01:21:48) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang talks scooter wipeouts, Will’s epic kegger, and mastering the art of phone conversations with women. Will Angus joins to brainstorm things that need better names. Per usual, they hear pitches from the playmates, as well as one of the best AITA phone calls to date, which involves a sorority scandal. The boys then teach each other facts about WWII, Canadian football, and the Best Guys Ever. Finally, they draft more country songs and slang words that don’t exist. Jam-packed episode. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/PLAYDATE TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL. VISIT www.withyotta.com/PLAYDATE TO DOWNLOAD AND START PLAYING. USE PROMO CODE PLAYDATE TO GET A FREE BONUS TODAY! (00:00) Intro (00:45) Scooter Injuries (08:13) Will’s Epic Kegger (15:05) Roadmap (18:06) Golf (22:20) Hawaii (26:31) Things That Should Have Better Names (37:37) Pitch Submissions (41:02) Pitches (46:13) Calling Chicks (49:52) AITA (57:32) Sorority Disaster (01:13:11) Teach Me Something! (01:16:36) The Best Guys Ever (01:24:10) Country Songs that Don’t Exist (01:33:27) Slang Words that Don’t Exist (01:37:46) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty welcome comedian and host of the History is Dank podcast Strider Wilson. The boys discuss a first date flop, the worst guys they’ve ever seen, and a playmate’s bizarre interaction with the season one winner of Survivor. Rusty also surprises Willy with a cameo from Turkish Quandale Dingle and the guys draft slang words & moments from history that don’t exist. FOLLOW STRIDER: https://www.instagram.com/stridershredsallday/ FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL. REFINE YOUR STYLE WITH @CUTSCLOTHING AND GET 20% OFF WITH CODE PLAYDATE AT cutsclothing.com/PLAYDATE #cutspartner THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTERHELP. IF YOU’RE THINKING OF STARTING THERAPY, VISIT BETTERHELP.COM/PD FOR 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH AND GET ON YOUR WAY TO BEING YOUR BEST SELF. VISIT WWW.MANSCAPED.COM/TCS TO LEARN HOW TO “CHECK YO’ SELF” FOR EARLY SIGNS OF CANCER. USE PROMO CODE “PLAYDATE” FOR 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT WWW.MANSCAPED.COM (00:00) Intro (01:16) Meet our Guest (03:55) T-shirt Gun (08:05) Bar Shenanigans (12:57) The Tortured Poets Department (17:47) The Worst Guys Everer (29:31) Roadmap (30:12) Pitch Submissions (35:57) Pitches (42:34) GoPro on a Catfish (47:30) Alternate Movie Endings (53:18) F*ck Cheating (58:16) AITA (01:18:51) Teach Me Something! (01:31:06) Slang Words that Don’t Exist (01:40:44) Historical Moments that Don’t Exist (01:54:24) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty engage in banter about swingers, navigating first dates, atomic wedgies, and who would make the better father. They also call another Playmate, exchange knowledge, and embark on a whimsical journey drafting imaginary country songs and music festivals. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL. DOWNLOAD THE APP AND USE CODE PLAYDATE TO BOOK YOUR ONE-WAY TICKET TO FUN WITH DRAFTKINGS CASINO. START PLAYING WITH JUST $5 AND GET $100 BACK INSTANTLY IN CASINO CREDITS. PLEASE PLAY RESPONSIBLY. 21+. https://casino.draftkings.com/ F*%K YOUR KHAKIS AND GET THE PERFECT JEAN 15% OFF WITH THE CODE PLAYDATE15 AT www.theperfectjean.nyc/PLAYDATE15 #theperfectjeanpod (00:00) Intro (01:28) Haircuts (03:20) Will’s TB Scare (07:03) Roadmap (09:10) “The Movie” (14:33) Kids (19:09) Pitch Submissions (24:46) Bay of Pigs (32:35) Pitches (34:05) Dating (49:02) Jealousy (54:05) AITA (01:13:45) Bullying (01:15:53) Teach Me Something! (01:21:43) Country Songs that Don’t Exist (01:26:58) Music Festivals that Don’t Exist (01:33:23) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty call two playmates for another crazy round of AITA, discuss song lyrics that make no sense, and draft Pokémon that don’t exist. This episode also contains an insane story about a sh*t-smearing disaster. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL. VISIT MANSCAPED.COM/TCS TO LEARN HOW TO “CHECK YO’ SELF” FOR EARLY SIGNS OF CANCER. USE PROMO CODE “PLAYDATE” FOR 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT MANSCAPED.COM CONTROL BODY ODOR ANYWHERE WITH @SHOP.MANDO AND GET $5 OFF YOUR STARTER PACK (THAT’S OVER 40% OFF) WITH PROMO CODE PLAYDATE AT SHOPMANDO.COM #mandopod HEAD TO FACTORMEALS.COM/PLAYDATE50 AND USE CODE PLAYDATE50 TO GET 50% OFF DELICIOUS, READY-TO-EAT MEALS. (00:00) Intro (02:03) Roadmap (03:24) Drinking an Energy Drink Before Bed (05:36) Going on Walks High (09:39) Catsitting Disaster (15:07) Pitch Submissions (23:25) Spaghettier (27:21) Pitches (29:58) Stolen Packages (35:28) AITA (53:01) Smeared Sh*t (01:05:34) Teach Me Something! (01:13:55) Song Lyrics that Make No Sense (01:23:05) Pokémon that Don’t Exist (01:26:01) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty pull an April Fools prank on Lauren and call a record TWO (2) playmates to hear their problems. Only one answered. We draft some killer stuff, pitch red hot business ideas, and engage in witty banter. You know the drill by now. We don’t address the national debt once. If you’re looking for a show that addresses the national debt, go elsewhere. We don’t bring it up once in this whole episode. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTERHELP. IF YOU’RE THINKING OF STARTING THERAPY, VISIT BETTERHELP.COM/PD FOR 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH AND GET ON YOUR WAY TO BEING YOUR BEST SELF. HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL. (00:00) Intro (01:01) Roadmap (01:48) Zach Bryan concert (03:39) Trent (07:43) April Fools (09:49) Pitch Submissions (14:45) Pitches (19:08) AITA (31:06) Sleeping with your Friend’s Mom (42:11) Distantly Related to your Hookup?! (50:09) Teach Me Something! (55:57) Dog Breeds that Don’t Exist (01:00:18) Jimmy Buffet Songs that Don’t Exist (01:05:09) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chad and JT from the Going Deep podcast join the boys for another epic round of sayings that don’t exist, words that sound nothing like what they mean, hot business pitches, and am I the a**hole submissions. Will and Rusty also get sage advice on some recent scenarios they’ve been in. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod FOLLOW CHAD AND JT: https://www.instagram.com/goingdeepwithchadandjt/ (00:00) Intro (02:22) Meet our Guests! (03:12) Roadmap (04:53) Drinking in NOLA (08:51) Potato Famine (10:52) 9/11 Memorial Game (13:18) Airport Etiquette (20:40) Pitch Submissions (25:09) Pitches (31:02) EPCOT (35:28) Natural Deodorant (41:15) AITA (54:55) Sayings that Don’t Exist (01:00:50) Words that Sound Nothing like What They Mean Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty discuss fun memories from college, and Rusty reveals his groundbreaking new invention: the Tall Car. A playmate needs self-defense advice, and the guys draft horror movies and superpowers that don’t (or do?) exist. Rusty also tells us about a guy he made up called Mr. Gilfump. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod (00:00) Intro (00:24) Country Night (04:22) Stories from College (10:01) Roadmap (12:20) Pitch Submissions (14:40) Grinding (18:50) Pitches (22:04) AITA (30:59) Movie Theatre Dates (34:11) Teach Me Something! (38:26) Superpowers (45:23) Sky High (47:46) Horror Movies that Don’t Exist (55:06) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty draft more sayings and words that don’t exist on this week’s electric episode. The boys also discuss the flare hat and call a Playmate to decide whether or not he’s the a**hole. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ HEAD TO FACTORMEALS.COM/PLAYDATE50 AND USE CODE PLAYDATE50 TO GET 50% OFF DELICIOUS, READY-TO-EAT MEALS. (00:00) Intro (03:47) Crazy Lunch (10:56) Pitch Submissions (18:07) Birthdays (27:21) Pitches (31:43) Teach Me Something! (36:47) Chris P. Bacon (39:25) AITA? (45:54) Calling a Playmate (01:00:52) Sayings that Don’t Exist (01:03:13) Words that Don’t Exist (01:05:00) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willy and Rusty are joined by their buddy Billy Langdon from the Almost Friday network. The boys discuss bringing a cake through TSA, getting hit by trucks, and whether or not it’s okay to miss your goddaughter’s baptism. They also welcome a new segment called Teach Me Something and draft tourist attractions & DJs that don’t exist in our longest, wildest Playdate yet. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod FOLLOW ENTRAPRANURE: https://www.instagram.com/entrapranure/ FOLLOW BILLY: https://www.instagram.com/stilllwell (00:00) Intro (03:12) Billy Langdon Everybody! (04:32) Roadmap (08:50) Bringing a Cake Through Security (16:39) Bratty Puppy (23:14) Pitch Submissions (30:38) The Woods (37:40) A Bug’s Life (41:13) Pitches (48:19) AITA? (59:55) Lost Dogs (01:08:16) Teach Me Something! (01:20:36) Tourist Attractions that Don’t Exist (01:34:18) DJs that Don’t Exist (01:41:31) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys share fun childhood memories, break down a wedding chicken disaster, and whip out some of their most radical snowboarding tricks of all time. This episode is a blast, highly recommend. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTERHELP. IF YOU’RE THINKING OF STARTING THERAPY, VISIT BETTERHELP.COM/PD FOR 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH AND GET ON YOUR WAY TO BEING YOUR BEST SELF. PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ (00:00) Intro (02:56) Weekend Recap (09:02) Roadmap (12:00) Stories from our Childhood (23:10) Pitch Submissions (31:17) Tinge (33:46) Pitches (40:09) AITA? (53:31) Mormonism (57:59) Signs in your Mother’s House (01:01:31) Snowboard Tricks that Don’t Exist (01:07:48) Whose Personality are you Stealing? (01:12:14) Meeting Jelly Roll Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty reminisce about their escapade at EPCOT in Florida, draft more words that sound like exactly what they are, and invent Disney Parks that don’t exist. Lauren fields more Playmate pitch submissions and AITA scenarios. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO FACTORMEALS.COM/PLAYDATE50 AND USE CODE PLAYDATE50 TO GET 50% OFF DELICIOUS, READY-TO-EAT MEALS. (00:00) Intro (03:03) Will & Rusty Go to Disney World (11:53) Can It Kirkland (18:52) Willy’s Absurd Prank (22:44) Pitch Submissions (32:59) Ads (34:19) AITA? (46:59) Pitches (48:45) Words that Sound like Exactly What they Are (51:58) Disney Parks that Don’t Exist (58:07) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a magical Valentine’s episode, Will and Rusty field pitches, draft rom coms, and are joined by their friend Will Angus for a super special never-before-seen special one-of-a-kind special segment. They also get to the bottom of whether or not one of the playmates is an asshole. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ (00:00) Intro (03:48) Willy’s Special Surprise (10:10) Pitch Submissions (25:09) Ads (26:34) Am I the Asshole? (33:44) Going through Someone’s Phone (36:30) Will Angus is Back (40:54) Pitches (45:36) More Rom Coms that Don’t Exist (51:37) Roses are Red… (53:16) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you are listening on an audio platform, please kindly make your way over to YouTube. This episode is best enjoyed visually. CLICK HERE: https://youtu.be/Yg7DrSuXNmg Will exposes Lauren’s middle school YouTube channel, the gang dives into more r/AmItheAsshole posts, and Will & Rusty draft Disney Channel shows and British soccer teams that don’t exist. They also pull an EPIC prank. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod (00:00) Lauren’s Childhood (04:51) Intro (12:20) Pitch Submissions (21:28) Pitches (26:30) Pranking Lauren (29:31) r/AmItheAsshole (33:41) COVID (40:06) Disney Channel shows that Don’t Exist (48:38) British Soccer teams that Don’t Exist (53:45) On this Day in History (59:27) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty read posts from r/AmItheAsshole, draft rollercoasters & extracurricular clubs that don’t exist, and reminisce on events from this day in history. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ (00:00) Intro (05:44) Roadmap (09:13) Pitch Submissions (18:11) Pitches (26:08) Ads (27:18) r/AmItheAsshole (40:48) Rollercoasters that Don’t Exist (47:15) Extracurriculars that Don’t Exist (55:45) On this Day in History (01:00:26) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty announce the hottest new award shows of 2024, pitch each other business ideas, and bond over their favorite pirates that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod (00:00) Intro (00:11) Storytime (06:13) Fake Service Dogs (10:23) Sending Things Back at a Restaurant (15:48) Pitch Submissions (17:09) Personality Hires (27:15) Spotify Wrapped for Alcohol (29:37) Pitches (40:00) Award Shows that Don’t Exist (47:45) Pirates that Don’t Exist (54:25) January Highlights Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we welcome our special friend, Will Angus, from the Almost Friday Podcast. The boys draft Ben & Jerry’s flavors that don’t exist, sayings that don’t exist, and pitch each other their finest business ideas. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ HEAD TO https://mugsyjeans.com/ FOR 20% BACK ON YOUR FIRST ORDER OF DAMN-COMFORTABLE CLOTHING RIGHT NOW. FREE SHIPPING AND FREE RETURNS. (00:00) Intro (00:09) Our Special Guest (05:20) LA Without a Car (11:34) Pitch Submissions (24:45) Pitches (34:30) Accents (42:16) Ben & Jerry’s Flavors that Don’t Exist (51:24) Sayings that Don’t Exist (01:04:06) Petsitting (01:07:09) Willy’s Best Story Yet… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty play the newlywed question game and it was… interesting. The boys also draft reality TV shows and senior superlatives that don’t exist. Buckle up. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO https://mugsyjeans.com/ FOR 20% BACK ON YOUR FIRST ORDER OF DAMN-COMFORTABLE CLOTHING RIGHT NOW. FREE SHIPPING AND FREE RETURNS. (00:00) Intro (01:02) I Got a Funny Story (03:27) Black Eyes (07:15) Pitch Submissions (10:05) Pooping at your Girlfriend’s House (13:14) Spotify vs. Apple (19:32) Pitches (29:33) Newlywed Game (40:52) Reality TV Shows that Don’t Exist (46:09) Senior Superlatives that Don’t Exist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy New Year playmates! Rusty talks about meeting the love of his life, Willy reminisces on being a Wii golf legend, and Lauren misses Omegle. The boys also draft more rom com movies and wars that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod (00:00) Intro (00:52) Rusty’s Soulmate (06:02) New Year’s Eve (10:57) Raw (15:02) Pitch Submissions (19:09) Live Streaming Bars (22:45) Half Loaf of Bread (25:30) Pitches (28:55) Omegle (33:27) Playlists (37:39) More Rom Coms that Don’t Exist (46:48) Wars that Don’t Exist (52:13) New Segments! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty pitch their final business ideas of the year, draft New Year’s traditions that don’t exist, and of course, share their best moments of 2023. See y’all next year! FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod (00:00) Intro (07:58) Claw Machines (13:11) Pitch Submissions (15:40) Sneakers (26:56) Pitches (37:15) New Year’s Traditions (43:22) Best Moments of 2023 (46:34) 2024 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week’s holiday episode, Will and Rusty talk about their all-time favorite Christmas presents, reveal how they found out that Santa’s a fraud, and draft Christmas movies and traditions that don’t exist. Love you guys and Happy Holidays! FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod (00:00) Intro (01:27) What do you eat on Christmas? (04:08) All-Time Favorite Christmas Present (09:26) Santa Isn’t Real? (12:44) Pitch Submissions (21:15) Elf on the Shelf (24:21) Pitches (36:53) Christmas Movies that Don’t Exist (42:51) Christmas Traditions that Don’t Exist (47:41) Home for the Holidays! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty are joined by their good friend Liam from the Almost Friday Podcast. The guys share heist stories, pitch their best ideas to Mr. Cullagh, and draft video games and sayings that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod HEAD TO https://mugsyjeans.com/ FOR 20% BACK ON YOUR FIRST ORDER OF DAMN-COMFORTABLE CLOTHING RIGHT NOW. FREE SHIPPING AND FREE RETURNS. (00:00) Intro (02:35) Rusty Sh*t his Pants (09:16) The Denver Airport (13:52) Pitch Submissions (18:31) Heisting (29:18) Rusty’s Pool Boy Era (32:03) Mugsy Jeans (33:23) Pitches (43:07) Video Games that Don’t Exist (58:30) Sayings that Don’t Exist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a rather strange episode, Lauren reads a weird bunch of pitch submissions, Willy invents the baggage drop and Rusty might have ruined an engagement. The boys also draft colleges and holidays that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod (00:00) Intro (03:35) Something’s in the Air (13:48) Pitch Submissions (23:16) Pitches (32:23) Colleges that Don’t Exist (40:40) Holidays that Don’t Exist (48:49) Homewreckers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty get to know the one and only Tony P in DC. They discuss vibrant masculinity, Rusty's best outfits, and so much more. It's epic. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod FOLLOW TONY P: https://www.instagram.com/_tonypindc/ (00:00) Intro (00:23) Meet Tony P (02:34) Embracing Positivity (05:04) Simplicity (08:56) Tony P’s Guide to Vibrant Masculinity (16:20) Leaving DC (22:56) Broadcasting (32:30) Tony P's Style (35:17) Rating Rusty’s Outfits (43:36) Sayings that Don’t Exist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willy was featured in a playmate’s dream, Rusty reveals his signature dance move and Lauren reads more pitch submissions. The boys talk through business ideas and draft rom-com movies and music albums that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod (00:00) Intro (03:04) Music Taste (11:19) Playmate Pitch Submissions (21:53) Willy’s Dream Feature (25:29) Pitches (33:17) Rom-Coms that Don’t Exist... Our Best Draft Yet? (42:24) Albums that Don’t Exist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week’s Thanksgivingsode, the gang is VERY excited to announce the all new Friday Beers, now being in sold in the Boston area. Willy explains spoon bread, Rusty wants to get twerked on, and the boys draft Thanksgiving traditions and people from your hometown that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod FRIDAY BEERS LAUNCHED A BEER: https://www.fridaybeers.com/ (00:00) Intro (01:16) Friday Beers!!! (05:43) Spoon Bread (08:40) What are you thankful for? (13:57) Playmate Pitches (24:29) Twerking (34:11) Thanksgiving Traditions that Don’t Exist (39:40) People from your Hometown that Don’t Exist (49:51) Pitches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week's episode, Willy invents the cabinet dishwasher, Rusty talks about setting his kitchen on fire, and Lauren is finally in a good mood. The boys also read more playmate pitch submissions and draft knights and bars that don't exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod (00:00) Intro (01:27) Rusty’s Cooking Disaster (06:17) Pitch Submissions (11:21) Survivor (23:49) Pitches (33:26) Krung (36:44) Wobble-Proof Chair (39:00) Knights that Don’t Exist (48:09) Bars that Don’t Exist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty welcome their VERY FIRST GUESTS to the pod: Zach Piona and Wahlid Mohammad from The Zach and Wahlid Show! The guys draft more sayings and superheroes that don’t exist and pitch each other their finest business ideas. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod FOLLOW ZACH AND WAHLID: https://www.instagram.com/zachwahlidshow (00:00) Intro (00:11) Meet our Guests (03:51) Pitch Submissions (14:42) Pitches (22:33) Airplane Etiquette (27:52) Sayings that Don’t Exist (34:21) Superheroes that Don’t Exist (44:00) James Corduroy (52:56) Wahlid’s Kebab Truck Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this week’s Halloween special, Rusty learns about alleys after a narcissistic pitch session, Willy discovers the skinwalker, and the boys draft candies and scary movies that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod (00:00) Intro (01:59) Willy’s Dream (08:12) Pitch Submissions (21:45) Pitches (25:55) 7D Movies (34:25) Sixth Grade (39:45) Candies That Don’t Exist (45:30) Scary Movies That Don’t Exist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty practice dark magic while pitching business ideas and drafting wizards & sayings that don’t exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod (00:00) Intro (01:52) Stalling on the Freeway (10:30) Rusty’s Uber to Talladega (12:44) Wizards that Don’t Exist (20:56) Sayings that Don’t Exist (29:51) Pitch Submissions (46:37) Pitches (52:39) Seth Kantz We Love You Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty solve jet lag and draft their favorite made-up pirates and board games. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod (00:00) Intro (01:09) Cheating on your Barber (05:23) Red Stripe Tall Boys (06:55) Pitch Submissions (14:29) Horse Uber (19:16) Pitches (24:33) Hot Air Balloons (27:06) Lauren’s First Pitch (31:55) Red Flags (37:33) Crinder (39:33) Pirates that Don’t Exist (46:12) Board Games that Don’t Exist (53:15) Basil the Gardener (54:16) Spooky Stories in the Dark Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty explore the most outer rims of the Cosmos while drafting sayings/bands that don’t exist and pitching business ideas. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod (00:00) Intro (00:19) 12 Year Old Dealer (05:19) Rusty’s Stolen Car (11:27) Pitch Submissions (13:27) Hurricane Shot (24:03) Pitches (29:19) Empty Netters (37:42) Sayings that Don’t Exist (43:12) Bands that Don’t Exist (50:00) High School Parties Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty share new sayings that don't exist and rethink K-cups. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod (00:00) Intro (00:21) Traffic Disaster (04:32) Survivor (07:49) Red Boot Madness (10:54) Pitch Submissions (23:18) Pitches (33:48) Ziplining Camel (37:03) Pizza Rolls (42:08) Sayings That Don’t Exist (50:54) Books That Don’t Exist (01:03:09) Whose Personality Are You Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Rusty field your business pitch submissions and share their favorite sayings. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod (00:00) Intro (03:10) The Coolest Guy We’ve Ever Met (06:12) Pitch Submissions (12:12) The Salsamigo (18:07) Pitches (20:15) Trader Joe’s (31:36) Handwriting (32:22) Journaling (38:53) Shuffle for Uber Eats (42:43) Drafts (48:23) Rappers that Don’t Exist (52:19) Whose Personality Are You Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willy is framed for owning a straw hat and Rusty gets emotional with a stranger. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod (00:25) Dad Advice (05:19) Thai Food (06:12) Promposals (11:02) Rusty’s Dream (11:48) The Straw Hat Mystery (15:41) Drinking on the Plane (18:51) TSA (20:52) Pitches (34:19) Drafts (38:49) Willy’s Sheltered Childhood (43:28) That’s So Rogan (48:39) Racehorses That Don’t Exist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rusty opens up about living with an alias and Willy has his heart broken in front of 20,000 people. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod (00:00) Intro (00:33) Willy’s Heartbreak (03:56) Rusty’s Predicament (04:21) Lying for No Reason (09:42) More Than Friends? (10:58) Sh*tty Family Cooking (14:16) Rusty’s Alias (14:57) Fantasy Football Draft (19:03) Business Pitches (21:38) Scar Parlor (28:52) UberGrab (33:14) Investing (34:35) Willy’s F*cked Up Driver (36:30) Conjoined Twins (38:31) Producer Tags (41:03) Brothers That Don’t Exist (50:21) Hangxiety Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rusty teaches Willy about wizarding and medieval torture in our first ever playdate. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod (00:00) Intro (02:02) Old Dudes Love Rusty (05:52) Tazed By Preteens (07:59) Welcome to the Pod! (14:25) Business Pitches (23:07) Willy’s Wikipedia Addiction (33:34) Toilet Paper Alternative (36:06) Bidets (39:09) Investing (40:19) Cocktails That Don’t Exist (51:19) Whose Personality Are You Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices