Whoa, Free Lunch!?

Good morning everybody it's the fellas from the Whoa, Free Lunch pod back at it again. Thank you to everybody that came through to Sam's show in Sydney the thing went absolutely off - if you missed it because you live in Perth, well do I have just the best news. The show is coming to where you are! Get some tickets the link will be down below, keen to see ya'll there!THIS WEEK WE TALKThe viral Man v Bear argument Selling oil paintings of Futanari at your local marketsThe World Vision people in the middle of the shopping centreUS vs UK hip hopYour high school bully now has a daughter named KhaleesiAND MOREMUCH LOVE TEAMSee you next week xxTICKETS TO SAMS SHOW:https://www.therechabite.com.au/whats-on/goodwill-club/sam-bowden-dont-panic-its-happened-before-pcf Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HELLO EVERYONEWelcome back we're very happy to be returning to our regularly scheduled program with you. It's been a big couple weeks we hope you've kept yourselves busy. BTW if you're reading this go to Sam's solo show which is on at The Factory Theatre TONIGHT and then also this weekend I'll put the link down below. THIS WEEK WE TALK:Sam's time at the Melbourne Comedy FestivalAleks' time doing shows on the road + Getting heckled in CanberraThe Arj Barker controversy A Tasty ConspiracyRanking gendersThe only ethnicities you want to see in a politixTICKETS TO SAM: https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/sam-bowden-dont-panic-its-happened-before-2/Very happy to be back ya'll much love and see you next week!Sam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good morning everybody! Apologies for the late ep we've been busy boys, also a lil heads up for the next 2/3 weeks we'll be a little AFK - we are both on the road doing our little comedy skits. Sam is gonna be in Melbourne doing his show for a couple weeks which if you'd like to go to I'll put the ticket link at the bottom and I am opening for Blake Pavey for a couple weeks in a bunch of places in NSW which I'll also chuck the link in at the bottom for. So yes, main feed a little quiet but Patreon will still be going strong we're gonna try do tour diaries and just a couple things on there to keep you updated about what we get up to when we're not speaking truth to power on this podcastTHIS WEEK WE TALKThe moon is fucking hollow dudePaul Simon gets a second discussion on the podBilly Crystal used to be considered sexy Beyonce's new albumAND MOREMuch love team hopefully catch you out at the shows xxTICKET LINKS:https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/don-t-panic-it-s-happened-beforehttps://blakepavey.com/pages/nsw-upcoming-shows (5th-14th) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

YoYoYo what is happening you absolute legends. Due to Australia's strict defamation laws and the tenuous hold we have on the comedy industry, a lot of this episode has been [REDACTED] regarding [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] and their response to the [REDACTED] incident. What we have left for you is:-The best doping allegations in the history of sport-The new emo country music scene-The whitest hip-hop opinions you've ever heard-The jokes of the day ARE BACK BABY-Surprise accentsSupport your boys on patreon here for extra content and a strong sense of community: https://patreon.com/wflpodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Long ago, in a land far far away (unless you live in Sydney), two young bucks - one half Serb, the other half gay - came together to record an episode after a long weekend of partying and a hard day of working. What remained was a collection of riffs, most of which, were too spicy to release. What was left, was the following:-A new Super Mario spec script-The new Disney+ series 'Shogun' and how Aleks is wrong about it-The prevalence of Seppuku (a podcast fav)-My Muscle Chef and time travel-The new Hentai book shopTo hear the rest, see below. XXSupport the boys on Patreon: https://patreon.com/wflpodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkSam's tour dates 2024: https://linktr.ee/sambowdencomic Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and Welcome! 안녕하세요, 환영합니다 !Get your earholes drilled on this one 'cos its coming in hot. This week on the menu we're serving up:Macklemore and Ryan Lewis apéritifSpanian running for Parliament한국의 형제애Which Celeb has the smallest hogSammy Kerr with a side serving of English BobbieThe Finest French Perverts Support the boys on Patreon Here : https://patreon.com/wflpodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkSam's Tour Deets to Yeet: https://linktr.ee/sambowdencomic Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*electric guitar noise* WHATS UP SUCK AND FUCKERS IT'S SAM AND ALEKS BACK WITH ANOTHER RIPPIN AND TRIPPIN EPISODE OF WAH-WAH-WAH-WHOA FREE LUNCH!? *audience applause* *camera pans from live studio audience to Sam & Aleks ripsticking into the set finding their place behind a desk made entirely of human flesh*THIS WEEK WE TALKSomeone has to captain the Flying Dutchman and how this is a metaphor for being straight Finding a safe place to listen to Collision Course the collab album from Linkin Park & Jay-ZRadical TreatmentsJesus whipping the bankers Shakespeare was their time's Judd Apatow*Electric guitar noise* Now here's Dragon Ball Zxoxo Sam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Howdy everybody, Sam here. We are back with your regular scheduled programming! We talk mad hype about:-Tay Tay and the gals-Brad Banducci's Froot Loops-The Asbestos mulch fiasco-Our million dollar gay UFC idea-And good ol' vintage p*rnosSam's shows are all on sale for MICF, SydComfest and PerthComfest, tickets on his socials. Aleks' Comedy Untamed set is on YT and it's awesome. Tell all your friends. Make passionate love and stop and smell the gravel. X Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tally Ho g's - happy Whoa Free Lunch day (to all those who celebrate) quick disclaimer at the top we today we talk about Sam's life parter, Bugle his dog going through a pretty tough stint at the vets but as of writing this now Bugle is okay! So just don't stress while you're listening I was worried you'd stress and I wanted to alleviate that for you because you deserve to listen to this episode with a cigarette in between your lips, a gun and 10K in cash in your pocket without a care in the world. But other than that everything that we mention today that's affecting our lives is still very real and unsolvable.THIS WEEK WE TALK:FROG MODESam might be gods strongest soldier Wedding speeches across the gendersCum VampiresThe dark reality of border securityAND MOREMuch love everybody - defeat your enemiesSam & Aleks xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!We missed you dearly, hope you had a lovely little holiday break - we're back baby! A brand new year, same old he said, she said bullshit with maybe like hopefully at least a couple lunches along the way. We're very happy to be back, this podcast keeps us young in a way I don't think we realised until we didn't have it for a couple months and had to spend quality time with our loved ones who just simply have no idea the absolute goldmine this thing so obviously is. So without further ado - please, turn the UE boom speaker UP on the bus ride to work and join us as we enthusiastically suck off the barrel of 2024.THIS WEEK WE TALK:REAL stealth wealthLetting your cells fight for themselvesSam heckling at the tennisJamie Oliver's cookbooks being useless during inflationWe freestyle a diss track about HitlerAND MOREMuch love team, and remember - if can't love yourself how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?-Sammy Wallahi & The MujahiDink xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merry Christmas everybody! THIS IS IT - this is the last episode for the year of WFL. No guest just old fashioned OG recipe lunch with Bow Bow and the Dink just calmly and softly sending you off into the New Year with a bunch of on brand mumblings and musings. We have a had a ball with you this year and we're very excited to get it going again in 2024, we should be back late January. But until then hope you have a great New Year, stay safe, kiss all of your loved ones on the lips and we'll catch you back here soon xxMuch loveSam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GOOD AFTERNOON TEAM! Welcome back to an all original fully flavoured episode of classic Whoa, Free Lunch!? This is our second last episode for the year! We've got one more in the tank for you to get you through the New Year and then we're gonna take a couple weeks off because Bowden is going to Brisbane and then I (Aleksandar Milinkovic) am going to Bali to spread the word about the pod. But look we're cross the bridge when we get to it, lets focus on being here together - right now.THIS WEEK WE TALK:Getting heckled by the ethnics at social soccerAdding pages to the bibleThe curse of knowing everythingNew and interesting Undercover Boss ideasAND MOREMuch love team - hope you have yourselves a beautiful little xmas and we'll see you next week for the last episode of 2024.Sam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good afternoon angels! Hope you're having a lovely Thursday - this week we've got the very funny multi talented comedian, TV personality and Triple J host Bec Charlwood everybody! She's just released her comedy special on Youtube called "Bipolar Baby" which I will leave the link to in the bottom of this description. Get around it - its very funny and she's produced it herself from beginning to end so make sure you go show some love that way.THIS WEEK WE TALK:Does Bec Charlwood condemn Hamas?The new cult documentary Love Has WonBec's new special!What we'd do if we woke up jackedAND MOREBec's Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVSaYTcOqT4Love you team Talk soon xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good afternoon everybody! Welcome back to WFL - this weeks episode so you know is one we recorded after Nick Capper's episode last week, which is why it's a little shorter but its a good'n. Also thank you to everyone who hit us up about having us in their Spotify wrapped. Honestly huge moment for us and we really appreciate that you listen to us like that so thank you and never change. THIS WEEK WE TALK:Sam dishes some gossip from doing warm up at the AriasLetting the dumb people eyeball complicated situations Restaurants that "do things a little differently"Selling out your funeralAND MORE!Much love team!Sam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thursday everybody - hope you're enjoying your Spotify wrapped and genuinely I'm kinda mad if we're not at least in the number 5 spot for podcasts but it is what it is and we all have lives outside of this I know but still. Anyway look this week we have one of the funniest people in Australian comedy, Nick Capper on the pod and it's so fun, so settle in get around it and follow him on IG @capperflapper.THIS WEEK WE TALK:Does Nick Capper condemn Hamas?When Capper did stand up in a full tuxedo in SerbiaAlbanese Vs The Israel v Palestine conflict Medieval torture turning into modern fetishesAND MOREAs usual rate the pod if you enjoyed and outside of that hope you're all having a beautiful week and can't wait to be back with you next Thursday.Much love allSam & Aleks xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thursday ya'll - Sam & Aleks back at it again with no guest because everybody getting SICK. But that's alright we are here to hold you down with a sweet regular ep of just high level intellectual tennis with your regular thought leader hosts. Back to guests probably next week but for now let's just enjoy the time that we have together.THIS WEEK WE TALKSam's temporary stint in a polycule We try to get into the funny birthday card businessThe one sweet member of ISISA forgotten, absolutely unhinged story line in the WWEShould people that do Onlyfans be called Sex Workers?AND MOREMuch love team have a lovely rest of your week xxSam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Godamnit somehow they've done it - we're back into our guest era and with none other than the lovely Suraj Kolarkar who is a comedian/actor we've both known from back in the day when we started in Brisbane. Now that man is on the godamn telly ACTING with ACTUAL stars! None of this walk on role on Home and Away bullshit - we're talking lines that progress the plot, you understand? Did someone say KFC? We'll never know because those ads are firmly beneath an actor of this calibre. Hope you enjoy xxTHIS WEEK WE TALK:Honestly a lot of food we really get into food for like 10 minutes on this oneApparently if you're white there's a level of spice you can't access at the Indian restaurantSuraj tells us tales from the setQuick Diwali shout outWe look up someone from Sam's past to results we don't loveAND MOREThat's all for now everybody we'll see you next week xxSam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AFTERNOON EVERYBODY - welcome back to another instalment Whoa, Free Lunch!? Our guest had to be rescheduled AGAIN because this time SAM got sick and so we had to do another late night record. We hope you find it somewhere within you to forgive us. Next episode we got those sweet sweet guests back in the symposium.THIS WEEK WE TALK:Sam's mystery illnessAleks went to a viking themed fine dining restaurant How the news portrays the people in front of Centrelink Sam getting ACCOSTED on public transportAND MORELove you team see you next week! xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good morning angels! Hope you're having a lovely start to your Thursday, just at the top our guest we had planned today got sick so today's episode is the original recipe baby, classic cola Bow Bow and the Dink twist - a true return to everything you've come to know us for: hard riffs and sensitive, thoughtful masculinity.We'll be back with guests next week but this episode was fun. THIS WEEK WE TALK:Sam found sexy 2-minute noodlesAleks' secret talentGetting dissed by targeted advertisingTrying to get hired as a jester for an oil billionaire in DubaiThe new phenomenon "Arab-Maxing"AND MORELove you everybody, hope you're enjoying this crazy little thing we call life Sam & Aleks xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AFTERNOON ALL - Just off the top you'll hear it in the ep but we had some tech issues this week and we lost a whole bunch of audio from this weeks ep, so we did our best and salvaged what we could - so please accept this as a small peace offering for our mistake here and we'll be back next week bigger and more recorded than ever.THIS WEEK WE TALK:Sam trying to tee up a threesome in EuropeThe desperation in the conquest to lose your virginity When Aleks auditioned for the role of a Serbian in Western SydneyThe cultural differences between Australians and Wogs (Mainly kissing your mum on the lips)AND MOREThats all for now, love you team and catch you next weekSam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good afternoon angels - welcome back to the third instalment of the guest series, this week we thought we'd take a creative risk and get one of these ladies you keep hearing about on the pod and we went and got ourselves one absolute killer in the form of Michelle Azevedo! If you've listened to the pod before you know her, she's been brought up a bunch, she's a comedian and just a great time all round and it's sick to have her on what we think is a very fun ep. Hope you get around it xxTHIS WEEK WE TALKSam finds out several people from his past are in prisonThe sexiest PokemonThe Fray and The Script, what a time to be aliveCrushing on your pre-school teacherFucked up foreign expressionsToddler rageAND MORE!Hope you enjoy team, much love xxSam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GOOD AFTERNOON ANGELS - welcome back to another sneaky guest episode of Whoa Free Lunch!? This week we have another young king in the form of good friend and global success WILL GIBB. Get around the episode we think it's a lot of fun. THIS WEEK WE TALKServicing a clown carSam got assaulted by a 5 foot kiwi Will Gibb's love life and what he's looking forWill talks the fellas through the hit Australian horror "Talk To Me"Celebrities we'd make a point to not give a fuck aboutAND MOREHope you enjoy the episode team and hope you're having a lovely weekMuch love xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good afternoon everybody! We're doing it! We said we'd do it and we did - we are rounding out the rest of the year with some special guests on the pod for you. Personally I couldn't think of a better way to start it than with none other than Triple J's own Dave Woodhead everybody. This was a wild lil ep and we hope you get around it xTHIS WEEK WE TALK:If ASIO did assassinations An artist Woodhead thinks is WACKDave tells us about his face off with death, high on a lime bike in Canberra We read some jokes we've prepared for DaveImprov in AustraliaAND MORELove you team!Sam & Aleks xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good afternoon angels - hope you're having a lovely week - quick thank you to everyone that came out to Sam's show on the weekend that was absolutely sick, you're all our real family. THIS WEEK WE TALK:Sam's history show One of Aleks' worst gigs happened this weekThe fun side of mandatory military serviceSmelling the perfume your preschool teacher wore, as an adultThe call rom the void in an IGAAND SOME OTHER STUFF HELL YEAHLove you team, thanks again for coming out on the weekend and we'll see you next weekSam & Aleks xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good afternoon angels - Sam & Aleks back again hope you're having a lovely Thursday - which btw did you know, esteemed co-host of this podcast Sam Bowden has a solo show on TONIGHT at the factory theatre called "Don't Panic! It's Happened Before" an experimental stand up show about history and how it always repeats. You simply must get around it tickets are HERE https://www.factorytheatre.com.au/event/sam-bowden-dont-panic-its-happened-before/ - see you all there xxTHIS WEEK WE TALKFun funeralsHow neither of us could make it through a crucifixion The kidnapping of famous(?) cricketer Stuart MacGillThe government using comedians for pro CCP propaganda (fun)Aleks has written some jokes for usAND MORE!Love you all Sam & Aleks xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good afternoon everybody!Welcome back real quick go check out Sam's show in SYDNEY on the 21st of Sept "Don't Panic! (It's Happened Before)" a comedy hour about history and how it always repeats. Tickets are on his bio on IG @sambowdencomic. See you sweet angels there xxTHIS WEEK WE TALKHow intimidating it can be to try pick up a trans womanSam's written some jokes for usSam's mumAleks' loose grasp on languageAND MORELove you lotsxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good morning everyone - we're back from Brisbane with another late night record. Next week we should be back to business as usual - doing day time records, calling for free lunches, plotting revenge deep in a nicotine high when when the casual employee doesn't give us one. That's next week, but for now... for now we have this moment right here, and that's special.THIS WEEK WE TALK:The Brisbane Trip!Age Of Empires (2023 Edition)100% Drinking The Koolaid In Jonestown We're All Still Wearing a Uniform ON THE INSIDE! (Whoa)Much love team, talk soon xxSam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good morning everybody! WELCOME BACK - just quickly so you know THIS WEEKEND we're doing 2 live shows in Brisbane at the Good Chat Comedy Club. One live pod and one split bill comedy hour get tickets at our IG @aleksmilinkvic & @sambowdencomic. Use HOGS50 for a discount a sweet, sweet discount. ANYWAYTHIS WEEK WE TALK:The evolution of the McCafeWorking in fast foodMaking car dealership salesmen uncomfortableThe Greatest Internet Conspiracy Theory of this yearWe read an excerpt from an 80's gay erotica novelAND MORE Love you team and keen to see you at the shows if you can make it, kisses.Sam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good afternoon team! Welcome back we missed you dearly - just up the top gotta remind you that we are coming to Brisbane and we're performing NEXT WEEK alright? We're doing Sept 1st and 2nd at the Good Chat Comedy Club one night is a live podcast the other is a split bill comedy hour. Tickets are at this link: https://linktr.ee/aleksmilinkydinkand you can use the discount code HOGS50 for 50% off so you can come to both shows if you feel so inclined. Anyway!THIS WEEK WE TALK:The Spanish WWC kiss heard around the world!The trauma involved with sending a photo of that thang dudeOur spin on the hit TV show "The Bear"Are we all just gods pretending not to be? oooooooSam's very emotional journey on a Virgin flightInspector Rex!AND MORE!As always everyone, we love you and we should really catch up some time soon its just, you know life gets so crazy and now with the kids...Sam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HELLO EVERYONE - happy Thursday hope you're doing alright dude, apologies for the lateness on the ep we usually like to be here for your morning but today we're an afternoon podcast baby, it just is what it is this time team so chuck us on the UE Boom, get the nice wine out and watch that sweet sunset. We're chilling boys.ALSO it's a slightly shorter ep this week because we had to do another late night record but we did our damned best for you. We been real busy getting ready for the live shows in Brisbane which there are still some tickets to so get around em @ https://linktr.ee/aleksmilinkydink while you can and use the discount code: HOGS for cheaper tix. ALRIGHT THAT'S ALLTHIS WEEK WE TALKAleks' farm trip with his familySam's trip to NewcastleThe 40 Hour Famine in High SchoolSam tells Aleks about a new podcast coming out where comedians tell harrowing stories of real incestThe War Between Dr Kellogg and kinky, kinky sexAND MORELOVE YOU TEAM SPEAK SOON xxSam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good morning everybody! Just a quick reminder that we're coming to BRISBANE (Sept 1st and 2nd) for 2 live shows! One is stand up with Sam & Myself (Aleks) and one is a live podcast! It's all very exciting and we're working on a couple things to make the live pod very special so get your tickets ASAP here: https://linktr.ee/aleksmilinkydinkKeen to see you there bbTHIS WEEK WE TALK:Sam was at the Logies!The Lizzo controversy! (ooooo)If reality TV was around in the 1920'sA sommelier experience of blacked.comSam explains to Aleks what a "Fatagram" isThe man living his life as a dogAND MORE!Hope you enjoy everybody! Much love as alwaysSam & Aleks xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GOOD AFTERNOON ALL - quick reminder that we're coming to Brisbane for 2 LIVE SHOWS in September. 1 live podcast and 1 split bill stand up show, so grab those sweet sweet tickets @ https://linktr.ee/aleksmilinkydink and we got a discount code which is: HOGS if you are one of these people that like good deals. Hope to see you there. ANYWAYTHIS WEEK WE TALK:The Writers Strike in AmericaHow To Fix The Marketing For Women's SoccerFIRE ANTS!Eating directly out of your binALIENS!AND MORE!LOVE YOU TEAM TALK SOON and as always if you have any questions or anything you'd like featured on the pod hit us up at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BRISBANE! We're-a comin! We're doing a live show of Whoa, Free Lunch!? AND a split bill comedy hour in September and the tickers are HERE https://linktr.ee/aleksmilinkydinkAlso it's a little bit of a shorter episode because of some tech difficulties but it's still free lunch baby and we're still young - lets take our shirts offTHIS WEEK WE TALKSolipsism Watching the religions battle it out in the CBDWhen Sam slept with a communist Trading time in a re-education camp for a sequel to You Don't Mess With The ZohanAND MORELove you all xxSam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good afternoon everybody! Quick little soft launch announcement - we are coming to BRISBANE for a live show on September 1st at the Good Chat Comedy Club, tickets will be on sale soon and we'll probably have a discount code for listeners going or some sort of nice little deal. So YEAH stay tuned for that, we are very very excited to see you there.THIS WEEK WE TALKSam getting high in EuropeIndia going to the moonWe talk about Italians a lot in this episodeThe Rats of TobrukDr Charlie Teo losing his practiceProposing to your girlfriend in a TimezoneGetting murdered to Hot Cross BunsAND MOREThank you everybody - we hope you enjoy the episode and as always if you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else!?Sam & Aleks xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good afternoon everybody! It's Sam and Aleks and it's another blessed Free Lunch. Aleks has been sick so the only time we could get a record in is late so that means we're not calling for a free lunch but the episode is real fun if we do say so ourselves so please enjoy and send any complaints to your local MP's.THIS WEEK WE TALK:How Hitler would watch Barbie over Oppenheimer and you should let that influence your decision opening weekA podcast in the Salem Witch TrialsIf Matt Rife was around in WW2Sam got high at a Renaissance Festival!Woolworths Tearless OnionsThe Many Faces of Wagner Boss Yevgeny Prigozhin& MOREThank you for listening and as always, we're the daughters of the witches they couldn't burnSam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's going on everybody it's Aleks from Whoa, Free Lunch!? Writing this description from bed, and I feel like telling you that honestly makes this so much more of an intimate experience. THIS WEEK WE TALKThis generation's "stop the boats" is about Artificial IntelligenceThe Twink demand in AustraliaSam tells a story about playing DnD for the first time but really we get stuck talking about lazy eyes in the middle thereAND WE FINALLY CALL FOR A FREE LUNCH AGAIN BABY!AND MORELove you lots as always, hope you're enjoying your day xxSam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Yo, open up man)What do you want, man?(My girl just caught me) You let her catch you?(I don't know how I let this happen) With who?(The girl next door, you know) Man(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you(Alright)THIS WEEK WE TALK:Famous weapons manufacturer Lockheed Martin is for the girls and gaysAleks tries to communicate (to some success) why going to famous singer Shaggy with any kind of problem is hilariousSam met a dude with one eyeWe find a spiritual sequel to A Modern Warrior's Death (Social Death By Cop)Implementing Post-Credit scenes into funeralsAND MOREHope you enjoy, love you, Free Lunch Forever and as always"Seeing is believing so you better change your specs" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HELLO POSSUMSIt's Sammy Bow and The Dink fresh off a couple weeks away being professional comedians (pretty cool! pretty big deal!). Thank you to everyone who reached out about the pod and checking in to see when we're coming back that was very sweet, it warmed our hearts AND NOW we're back and here to stay baby!So settle in, its a rainy Thursday and we've got an hour together - let's cherish it.THIS WEEK WE MUSE:On our time away doing comedy in regional AustraliaThe Big Pineapple and the probable true darkness behind itNEW ITALYThe royal family playing soggy biscuitAND MOREHope you enjoy!Love you forever and alwaysSam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guys! It's us! Remember Sam & Aleks?? We're back! In Pod form!SORRY right up the top for having missed last week Sam was ill and we feared he may never ride the mic/vape combo again but he's proved us all wrong and made a FULL RECOVERY *hold for applause* A little bad news though so you're aware - we won't be releasing an episode next week because Aleks will still be on tour but we might release an extra bonus ep with just some things that couldn't make it into this episode so stay tuned for that and then the week after we will be returning to our regularly scheduled programming, pinky promise dude!Anyway - THIS WEEK WE TALKBeing yourself and how that's bad advice sometimesWhy Lewis Capaldi is the greatest living performer right nowEatin' ass in the cinema The art of being playfully meanIce Spice Vs Matty Healy AND MORE!Hope you enjoy and we can't wait to be back with you all together as one big family soonLuv u xSam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYBODY GET ON UP IT'S WHOA FREE LUNCHWe're back, we're on a bullshit edible and we're hounding down Ogalo for what is a genuine 1 to 1 rip off of a Bondi Burger from Oporto.THIS WEEK WE TALKThe 95 year old woman tased by the police in AustraliaSam getting invited to an orgy by a hit manWhat Football chat sounds likeSex codes through the ages and why they're not relevant anymoreAND MORELove you hope you're doing well! ByeeeeeeeeeeSam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GET YOUR PUNK ASS UP it's Whoa Free Lunch in the morning! Welcome back everybody - this is the second ep we recorded in 3 days to stay on schedule so it's a little shorter but it's VERY silly. Tune in and join us as we threaten Manoosh Pizzeria. Hope you and yours thriving.THIS WEEK WE TALKStarting rumours about your teachersThe Yule Ball in Sydney and why we're goingThe Story Behind A Loose Magnum CondomAND MORELove you team, see you next week!Sam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WAGWAN everybodyIt's ya boys back at it again now on time when the episode was meant to be posted, huge for us. Thank you real quick to everybody that came out to the live shows we had a blast we hope you did too and we're very excited to go tinker with it and bring it back asap. Now let's get into it team!THIS WEEK WE TALKBeing a judgemental childOur love for tall womenAleks' evening rubbing shoulders with the upper class on an islandAND MORE of courseHope you're having a good week possumsFree Lunch Forever and our undying love to you and yoursSam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HELLO EVERYONEApologies, the episode is a day late because we've been prepping for the live shows WHICH if you're in Sydney TONIGHT there are still some tickets left! Right here: https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/whoa-free-lunch/Use the discount code "Seppuku" for 2 for 1 tickets that's a very good deal! Keen to see ya'll there xTHIS WEEK WE TALKThe live show in Newcastle and our THIRD LUNCH THAT WE SECUREDIf Hans Zimmer, Andre Rieu and P!nk has a s*x tapeIf Nintendo tried to make Mario grittyWe answer our second jack off encouragement requestThe response to the death of Barry Humphries AND MOREGet around it and we love you xSam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GOOD MORNING YA'LLBit of a shorter episode for you all today - this was recorded right before our first live show in Newcastle (which was mad btw thank you for asking) and we were in a lil rush. So please enjoy, and if you feel like you missed out on the live experience it's alright there are still tickets available for SYDNEY. Get them tickets asap, we got a bunch of exciting stuff planned! LINK IS https://www.sydneycomedyfest.com.au/event/whoa-free-lunch/ ANYWAY this week we TALK:Being degenerates in hotel roomsPunishing the Nazis by making them work at a boost juiceChihuahuas as service dogsThe day Sam learned it's okay to be yourselfQuidditch With Tha Boys > TherapyAs always, love you - free lunch forever.Sam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WHOA FREE LUNCH BOIIIIIISorry for being a couple hours late team but it's all good we're here! Hope you've had a lovely week BTW if you're in Newcastle this SUNDAY we're doing our first live pod! Get amongst it at The Newcastle Comedy Club. Would be sick to see you there. Anyways let's get into it yes?THIS WEEK WE TALKAn explosion that took out 18,000 cowsWhy performance art is the lowest form of artThe Serbian Dancing Lady Urban Legend Being horny on the algorithm AND MOREMuch love as always to you and yoursSam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goooood morning everybody it's Thursday and that means the hunt continues for a free lunch. This week we have our first guest Tom Witcombe - make sure to get around him on IG and such @tomwitcombe comedy and if you get a chance catch one of his shows! He'll be performing at the Sydney Comedy Festival and is performing RIGHT NOW at the Melbourne International Comedy Fest. Get around the boy. THIS WEEK WE TALK- Australia's Obsession with News Comedy Shows- The Famous Kiama Blowhole- Aleks' Journey Quitting Vaping -Ziggin' When Ya Shoulda ZaggedAnd honestly a LOT more but I'm in a rush and I can't remember all the topics right now but I'm telling you there's heaps and they're all just the bestMuch love everyone - hope you enjoy!Sam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good morning everybody! Just a quick reminder up the top that we're doing a couple live shows in NEWCASTLE and SYDNEY why not grab a couple and come hang eh? The link is in our bios on IG @sambowdencomic & @aleksmilinkvic or I think if this link is clickable you can just use this https://linktr.ee/aleksmilinkydinkTHIS WEEK WE TALK:- Feeding Cows Mushrooms and Making Them A Global Threat- Meal Replacement Shakes- Old Australian Male Paradise (Bali)- Aliens Are Wogs From The FutureAND MORELove you! Hope you enjoyyyyyyySam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good afternoon everybody! Welcome back - to what is an episode featuring our SECOND FREE LUNCH. Shout out listener and now I like to think - friend: Ryan for the UberEats voucher, thank you for not giving up on our mission statement when we 100% totally thought we'd never see another free lunch as long as we lived. ALSO while we're here remember team we got some live shows coming up - 1 in Newcastle and 2 in Sydney and those tickets are in our IG bios @aleksmilinkvic & @sambowdencomic, get around it also if you use the code "SEPPUKU" it does something I think it either makes them 2 for 1 or just cheaper tickets either way it's a decent deal! Would love to see you there!ANYWAY THIS WEEK WE TALKSam nearly dying in a house fire he started with a Dominos pizzaSolving the rift between certain communities in SydneyShakespeare gets like 12 minutes worth of disrespectWe also have a go at the Royal Family's weak chinsAND MOREGET AROUND ITLove youSam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thursday everybody! Welcome back to the world's most serious podcast, please listen respectfully.THIS WEEK WE TALKThem dick-grabbing Italians in Leichardt Why Bollywood is so much better than anything coming out of Hollywood right nowTHE OLD COUNTRYAnd damn it dude - Sam done got himself into one these here bar fights this weekAND MORE (btdub remember we're doing live shows so those tickets are in our IG bios - get eeeeem)Love you lots,Sam & AleksAlso would it kill you to call every now and again? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Thursday team! Quick reminder that Whoa Free Lunch LIVE is coming to Newcastle and Sydney very soon, the ticket link is in our bio's on IG so make sure you grab a couple - it's gonna be a lot of fun. THIS WEEK WE:- ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF THE FREE LUNCH - Talk about the time Aleks accidentally disrespected famous comedian Jimeoin to his face.- Discover the limits of the human brain through Unblurred Japanese P*rn- Talk Getting A.I addicted to p*rn to save the human race- Long for a time in Ancient Greece where you get drunk and share ideas with the boys& A BUNCH MOREWe hope you enjoy this modern SymposiumMuch loveSam & Aleks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.