Where We Parked
Kevin Perjurer · Defucntland
Show overview
Where We Parked has been publishing since 2023, and across the 2 years since has built a catalogue of 24 episodes. That works out to roughly 15 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a monthly cadence, with the show now in its 4th season.
Episodes typically run thirty-five to sixty minutes — most land between 33 min and 46 min — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. None of the episodes are flagged explicit by the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.
There hasn’t been a new episode in the last ninety days; the most recent episode landed 9 months ago. Published by Defucntland.
From the publisher
Kevin Perjurer (Defunctland) and Jack (Theme Parks Shouldn't Exist) engage in late-night conversations about theme parks. For more episodes and bonus content, join us on Patreon.com/Defunctland
Latest Episodes
View all 24 episodesS4 Ep 6Episode Twenty-Four: Litigation Land
Season Four Finale. Kevin, Jack, and Rob discover a treasure trove of lawsuits made against Walt Disney World in the 1970s of varying frivolity.
S4 Ep 5Episode Twenty-Three: Disney World Bomb Cops
In this explosive episode, Kevin and Jack discover a surprising number of bomb extortion attempts made against Walt Disney World in the early 1970s.
S4 Ep 4Episode Twenty-Two: SeaWorld X Baby Shark
In this episode, Kevin and Jack discuss the recent collaboration of two infamous aquatic entertainment meccas: SeaWorld and Baby Shark. We are so sorry in advance.
S4 Ep 3Episode Twenty-One: John Publix
Kevin and Jack attempt to see where the founder of the grocery store Publix, whose name is almost certainly not John Publix, fits into their rogues' gallery of Walt Disneys.
S4 Ep 2Episode Twenty: World's Largest
In this supersized episode, Kevin and Jack fall down the rabbit hole of the World's Largest things by reading a list from Wikipedia that, in retrospect, is not particularly comprehensive. This episode covers everything from big chairs to big chickens to big pies, all while mispronouncing the names of probably every town that is featured.
S4 Ep 1Episode Nineteen: The Year of a Million Dreams
Season Four Premiere. Kevin and Jack attempt to keep count of all of the dreams that Disney attempted to grant during a strange mid-2000s promotional event.
S3 Ep 6Episode Eighteen: Carousel of Regress
Season Three Finale. In the long-awaited conclusion to this season, Kevin and Jack are joined by Dan and Rob for a surreal and somewhat dark exploration into what Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress would be like if John Progress were real and also depressed.
S3 Ep 5Episode Seventeen: The Swiffer Effect
Kevin asks Jack if he recalls the 2010-era rock band OneRepublic, and the two embark on a journey filled with several realizations and a lot of bad singing.
S3 Ep 4Episode Sixteen: Up On Cripple Creek
In this episode, Kevin recalls his childhood trip to Cripple Creek, Colorado and relays the action-packed history of the town to Jack.
S3 Ep 3Episode Fifteen: Kitchen of the Mind
Jack introduces Kevin to a new book by the former dean of Disney University, prompting Kevin to discuss his thoughts on motivational speakers.
S3 Ep 2Episode Fourteen: Fun Junction USA
Jack tells Kevin about an obscure theme park named Fun Junction USA that had a bit of trouble getting off the ground.
S3 Ep 1Episode Thirteen: Disneyland Security
Season 3 Premiere. Kevin reads Jack and Rob several news stories from the early days of Disneyland, showcasing the peculiar issues that the park's security force encountered.
S2 Ep 6Episode Twelve: Palm Talk
Season Two Finale. Kevin and Jack fall down the rabbit hole of the palm tree fandom and their strange relationship with Walt Disney World.
S2 Ep 5Episode Eleven: A Walk on the Wild Side
Jack encourages Kevin to dive into the history of Central Florida's famous Gatorland.
S2 Ep 4Episode Ten: Hyperspace Hoopla
Kevin tells Jack about Star Wars Weekends at Disney's Hollywood Studios and one specific show that was performed during the event.
S2 Ep 3Episode Nine: Nachos Rio Grande Challenge
Kevin and Jack discuss their thoughts on competitive eating and stumble across one specific eating competition that took place at Pecos Bill Tall Tale Inn & Cafe at Magic Kingdom.
S2 Ep 2Episode Eight: Ear Force One
Kevin tells Jack about a strange video he found featuring Mickey Mouse.
S2 Ep 1Episode Seven: Disney Dogs
Season Two Premiere. Bark bark. Ruff ruff. This episode is about dogs at Disney.
S1 Ep 6Episode Six: The Castle Drawbridge
Season One Finale. Kevin tells Jack about Disneyland's New Fantasyland, and the two gain a new perspective on the park.
S1 Ep 5Episode Five: The Epcot Residency
Jack challenges Kevin to a guessing game of which famous bands have played at Epcot's famed America Gardens Theatre.