
When Everything Cracks
Duncan MacLeod
Show overview
When Everything Cracks has published 24 episodes during 2023. That works out to roughly 4 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.
Episodes typically run ten to twenty minutes — most land between 6 min and 13 min — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. None of the episodes are flagged explicit by the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Health & Fitness show.
The catalogue appears to be on hiatus or wound down — the most recent episode landed 2.7 years ago, with no new episodes in over a year. Published by Duncan MacLeod.
From the publisher
I've been kidnapped by aliens dressed as cops. They moved me from their prison to a simulated hospital. I can leave any time, but they won't let me. If I don't escape, they'll keep me here forever. If I use the telephone, the phone company will sell my innermost secrets to the government. If I take the medicine they give me, my brain will be replaced with cotton. So yeah. I'm crazy.
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S1 Ep 2424 The Empty Boxcar
A familiar, shaky feeling returns, leading Duncan on a dubious date with destiny. Please note - This marks the end of Book I - 5150. We will continue with Book II - Half at the beginning of November. Remember to Like and Subscribe if your podcasting platform lets you do that. Then you'll be informed when the new season commences. Did I just overexplain how podcasting works?

S1 Ep 2323 Piss Test
A surprise inspection leads Duncan to drink a gallon of cranberry juice.

S1 Ep 2222 The Schizophrenia Project
Duncan is enlisted in a double-blind study. It's the blind leading the blind.

21 Day Treatment
Duncan has an unpleasant clean-up project, and bemoans the woes of Adult Day Care.

S1 Ep 2020 Glamorous Offspring
Dixie introduces Duncan to her "children" who inhabit the pages of Cosmopolitan Magazine.

S1 Ep 1919 Northeast Lodge
Duncan gets to leave the hospital and move to his new digs at Northeast Lodge. A bowl of strawberries connects him to his past and gives him hope for the future.

S1 Ep 1818 Interview
Word of Warning - the Audio was recorded using the wrong microphone, but I was able to mostly "fix it in post." It's so hot, I also had to have a fan running which made for some annoying background noise. Three weeks late - Chapter 18 Duncan gets bad news from Columbia University, then catches a cab to Northeast Lodge for a second interview.

S1 Ep 1717 A Letter to Donny
I find my journal. I still have this journal. The entries are verbatim. I kept two journals during my episode. I often wondered if it was a symptom of my disorganized mind. Also, I get a glimpse of light at the end of the psychotic tunnel.

S1 Ep 1616 Social Security
The responses to the social security questionnaire are taken verbatim from a sheet I found. I didn't make anything up! The guy WAS cute, and it was sad that my station in life prevented me from asking him out on a date.

S1 Ep 1515 The Return of Jimmy Simple
This chapter needs very little introduction, since the main plot point is in the episode name. It's a sad but touching story.

S1 Ep 1414 Aftermath
Duncan is recovering after getting his head smacked into the pavement by a hot San Francisco cop. He knows where he is. A series of visitors leads him to a light at the end of the tunnel.

S1 Ep 1313 The Plan
Duncan's show of best behavior pays off. They give him an envelope and cash and escort him off the ward so he can buy everyone their cigarettes and candy. The plan launches with disastrous results.

S1 Ep 1212 Here You Are
Duncan gets a visit from Brenda, Sue, and Donny. He takes a huge risk and tells them about his plan.

S1 Ep 1111 The Rosebush
Duncan does his best to be the ideal captive aboard the spaceship. Betsy has let him know he can make it out if he's good. But Jimmy Simple isn't buying his act.

10 Time Is a Comma
You've listened this far, so you must be enjoying the story. Please hit the share button and let your friends and social media circles know about this podcast. "When Everything Cracks" has helped anyone who has listened or read it better understand the process of the mind breaking down and repairing itself. In this chapter, Duncan meets Betsy, a telepath in a wheelchair. The time-loss intervals grow shorter. She tells him to make a plan and to stay away from the free hand-rolled cigarettes. Duncan grows fond of Jimmy, despite his flaws.

S1 Ep 909 Loss of Time
In blips and blackness, Duncan discovers he's in a different kind of facility. Although it is obvious to the reader that he is hospitalized, Duncan has a different opinion which continues the delusion that he is on an alien planet. Duncan meets a strange, adorable young man named Jimmy Simple, who helps and protects Duncan while he's vulnerable and needs guidance.

S1 Ep 808 General (Hospital)
The title of this first volume of "When Everything Cracks" is "5150." The title comes from the form a jail facility must fill out to transfer an inmate to the psychiatric hospital. This is the chapter where I am 5150'ed. In real life, the call to my Grandmother really happened, and that is how my identity was finally revealed to County Jail and General Hospital.

S1 Ep 707 - Identity Is the Crisis
This planet sucks! I get shuffled from room to room, kicked, cursed out, my head held to the floor, and worst of all, I give away my dollar bill and remove my ID bracelet, so I'll never be president.

S1 Ep 606 - Arrested by Aliens
It's just like it sounds. Aliens dressed as cops abduct me while I switch identities from Gertrude Stein to Andy Warhol (Harlow, just to confuse them). I can fly. The trip to the new planet is much shorter than I expected. Cracking continues.

S1 Ep 505 - Duncan Ends, Gertrude Stein Begins
Now that I know where itts att, the cracks widen, and everything falls apart. I'm Gertrude Stein. I belong at the Top of The Mark, where aliens will easily abduct me. You get the idea.