What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

So the Lockdown truly begins and mental cracks are starting to show among some of us. We look at reaction to Boris's announcement and the role of journalists in making us all feel terrified. I talk about the challenges of home schooling then move onto the elite panic buyers who always seem to be one step ahead. We close with more of your brilliant letters, including the man who seeks reassurance but doesn't get it. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Well, it was going to be a pandemic to make me up my output. In the first lockdown episode, we look at the immediate impact of recent measures, from the serious political dimensions to getting elbowed by pensioners in Iceland. We also have a lot of letters, including one from Phil which is frankly diabolical. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I take a keep calm & carry on view on the old Billy Ray Coronavirus. We also look at how the Tory’s Blairite budget pissed on Labour’s parade. I also reflect on some of the odd things that go with the territory of having an International Women’s Day. All that plus I throw in a few of my original Dad gags for free! (plus the worst ever idea for a game show). Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The hard left reach peak nuttiness with the trolling of the Yorkshire Tea account. We also discuss what an abject failure the #BeKind week ended up being. I reflect on the Tyson Fury fight and how long public figures should be accountable for past misdemeanours. There's also some thoughts about the disgraceful decision to make all inclusive holidays less fun. PLUS I'VE THOUGHT OF A PLAN TO CUT BACK ON THE BLIMMIN SWEARING! Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

So I had the rug pulled by the surprise resignation of the Saj! We also talk about the Oscars and those luvvie luvvies speeches. We get it into why it might not be ok to wear off the shoulder dresses in the House of Commons and why Phillip Schofield's revelation isn't as clear cut as people in the media make out. In the letters we discuss the crucial issue of shooting pains in the batty. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After a decent catch up on Britain finally leaving the EU, I talk Nanny State with the one & only Christopher Snowdon. We talk vaping, smoking, drinking, gambling, taking drugs - all the good stuff really. In the letters we talk about the CEO who wanted to ban men talking about football. There's also the crucial question of which Labour Leadership candidate would be capable of putting up a tent. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this episode I do what the Queen couldn't and get to grips with Meghan and Harry. There's the comedy goldmine of the Manchester Grooming gang scandal. Then I lighten things up by laughing at the slapstick Labour Leadership contest. I also think I broke some sort of record for saying f**k. I just broke it again! Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Having been surprisingly ahead of the curve in 2019 Geoff has let it go to his head and is making some bold predictions about the coming year. He looks at Trump's chances, how Brexit will play out and who will win the donkey derby of the Labour leadership race. He also considers how the SJW's will react to the prospect of more Trump, Boris & Brexit. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Had to get a podcast out in reaction the shock but widely predicted Conservative win. We look at the fallout, and Labour's line-up of likely ladies versus Gold Blend lookalike Keir Starmer. In the letters a listener calls out my criticisms of modern football, we discuss beer fear and finish by considering Emily Thornberry's clear pugilistic advantages over Jess Phillips. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After we have a quick catch up on some of the big recent political debate shows, I talk to the brilliant Jayde Adams. Jayde has a unique working class take on Feminism, so we discuss normal women's priorities, personal responsibility and quite a bit about tits. In the letters we look at gender inequality in presents and who'd win a fight between Boris Johnson and Justin Trudeau. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I catch up on a spectacularly bad start to election campaigning by all the main parties. From Jacob's Grenfell gaffe to the Lib Dem's painfully bad social media, we give out gold stars to all the idiots. We also discuss Emma Watson trying to redefine being single as being 'self-partnered'. I then admit my pathological issues with dressing gowns before we head into the letters, where we look at the rights and wrongs of the self-identifying female cricketer and the all important hypothetical political punch-up: this weeks it's Rees-Mogg Vs Oliver Letwin. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Possibly my favourite solo episode, simply because there's so much to talk about. I pull out the satirical flame-thrower on all the opposition parties bollocks & paradoxes. We walk about Ian Blackford's persecution complex, the Lib Dem's domestic black hole and why Jeremy is like a journeyman stand-up. We also talk about the ridiculous reaction to Paul Hollywood's joke and why men shouldn't take their wive's names. Finally we consider the crucial question of who'd win in a fight between Gove & Corbyn. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode we talk to comedy lone wolf Alistair Williams. Al has a fascinating story to tell about his brush with comedy's thought police. He took it right to the limit, sharing a stage with a certain Nigel Farage. Luckily he's lived to tell a fascinating tale. We also look at Trump, Extinction Rebellion and gender fluidity. And of course there's the crucial question of who'd win in a fight between Jo Swinson and Priti Patel. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's just us for this one. I use this as a chance to catch up on the huge political goings on since the last episode. We talk prorogation, Labour conference, Emily Thornberry's mad speech, the 'dangerous metaphors' being used in the House of Commons and much more. I also do a few letters as we look at jockeying for position with a 14 year old son, my undeniable weight gain, train arseholes and who'd win a fight between George Galloway and Nick Griffin. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After bitching about moving house I have a quick re-cap of the latest hypocrisy coming out of the Remain Alliance. We then get into a fun and fascinating chat with Dominic Frisby. Dom is a complete one off, stand-up, economist and passionate Brexiteer. We talk about his upcoming book and his contempt for taxation as well as his hit Pro-Brexit song '17 million f**k offs'. We end with the crucial contemplation of who would win a fight between Hitler and Mussolini. In men's mental I have a little boo-hoo over the loneliness at the top of being an alpha male bread winner. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Henning Wehn rarely does podcasts or interviews, so I was chuffed to get him on my show. We spoke about his early experiences of British comedy audiences, the differences between our national approaches to humour and the political landscape in Germany. We also contemplated the key issue of who’d win in a fight between Chukka Ummuna and Sajid Javid. Men’s mental health also makes a return as we discuss the frankly ridiculous notion that men don’t also get trapped in toxic relationships. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Recorded while at the Edinburgh Fringe. I have a chat with the gentle giant, Scottish Conservative comic Leo Kearse. He's nice off stage, but on it he's happy to tear into woke orthodoxies. We talk about his economic views before moving onto the nature of offence and one particular critic who marked him down for his politics. We discuss his show 'Transgressive' and how he got banned from his own venue before even doing his first show. Of course we have an imaginary political fight. This week it's between Emily Thornberry and Anne Widdecombe. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is one of my favourites, a chat with the bloke that got me interested in talking about politics and social commentary on-stage, Ian Stone. He communicates with such clarity and humour, it was a real pleasure to discuss the issues of the day with him. We talk about everything from his experience of anti-semitism, to the Royal Family and who would win in a fight between John McDonnell and Michael Heseltine. If you haven't listened to the podcast before, this is a great place to start. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Following up on my documentary 'How the Middle Class Ruined Britain' I respond to some feedback from the show. I look at the phrase 'Bond girl' being banned on the set of the new film. We also look at the Trans Bollock Waxgate. And of course we discuss the man who is apparently going to bring Britain to its knees: Boris. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apologies for the hiatus, I’m back with Episode 10! This week free speech warrior Konstantin Kisin sits in with me to look at some of the big social and political issues of the week. We go all from Boris and anti-semetism to the Little Mermaid, Women’s world cup and Ivan Drago. Konstantin also has fascinating stories to tell regarding his own brushes with censorship. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After a quick round-up of the reefer-toking line-snorting Tory candidates, we get into an illuminating chat with Simon Evans. This is a real meeting of minds: a clever one, and mine. We get Simon’s unique take on Brexit and the liberal bubble. Simon also highlights a hilarious reason why Hilary Clinton failed. We close with the letters and a truly heroic tale of one man’s stand against the in-laws. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After a quick catch-up on Remain’s bizarre Euro Election logic, I have a fun chat with Romesh. We talk about his new TV show, the cranky left, his issue with militant vegans and the challenge of raising three boys. Then we get onto the advice section and it all gets a bit raw. Keep an eye on volume if listening without headphones. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We have a quick catch up about me somehow blagging my way into the BAFTAs. We'll look at the EU elections, the rise of the Brexit Party, the fall of Change UK and the Lib Dem somehow regaining their mojo. Then we talk TV and Fleabag vs. Mrs Brown's Boys, before looking at the mysterious disappearance of the word 'housewife'. Also I break my own personal record for swearing. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I start off by talking about the storm around me following the announcement of the BBC diversity panel. I then have a lovely long chat with the one and only Katherine Ryan. We talk modern sensitivities in comedy, gender and the idea of ‘1970’s workplace day’ We close by trying to give good advice to men but possibly failing. Oh and I talk too much generally. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In light of the Extinction Rebellion protests, Geoff is honest about his own careless relationship with the planet. There’s a broadside against Co-op for hopping on the corporate virtue signalling band-wagon by de-gendering the gingerbread man. We also look at the increasing pressure on men to look good and how that might end up with women being the dirty old men of the future. Finally, this week’s men’s mental health focus is on being present in the moment, staying focused... sorry I switched off. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Geoff does a round-up of all recent Brexit developments. From dodgy numbers on the people’s march to flouncy Nick Boles and the PM getting it on with comrade Corbyn. We also look at Liberal indoctrination of their younglings and the perils of soft play for Dads. In Men’s Health it gets a bit serious… sort of, but there’s still talk of Spitfires. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

My very first guest is a good'un - Andrew Doyle, excellent stand-up and the man behind Twitter spoof sensation Titania McGrath. We have a wide-ranging chat about Titania’s book, being trolled by the left, identity politics, Brexit, Christchurch and end up discussing the danger of seeing dick pics on gay men’s phones. I conclude the show as normal with a chat about men’s mental health. This time I try to make sense of anxiety, but end up making loads of shit cricket analogies. Which may well be a symptom of anxiety. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Geoff takes on the resurgent argument for another referendum as well as the madness of Macron & Terminator level focus of Theresa May. There’s also a telling off for Tom Watson and his obsession with Tony the Tiger. Geoff examines pot shots from woke comics and wonders why women leave things on the bottom step of the stairs. He also says it’s ok for men to cry...sort of. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this debut episode, Geoff climbs into the newly formed TIG and the Labour culture that helped spawn them. There’s also talk of Honda and arch nemesis Donald Tusk. On social issues Geoff climbs into middle-class obsessions and the misguided debate around men’s mental health. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Sign up to Geoff's mailing list here: http://bit.ly/GeoffNorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices