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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

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EP 228 - Keir Thatcher & Britney Sunak with IAIN DALE

The very wise Iain Dale joins me this week to deliver early end of year reports for Keir & Rishi. We talk about Keir's weird fanboying on Thatcher and how no-one 'stands up' to Rishi. There are also derogatory mentions of both Crewe, Southampton and the A11 Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true BOOK TICKETS FOR MY 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 5, 202345 min

EP 227 - Political Sh**holes + 90's football nostalgia with PERRY GROVES

After a catch up with James Cleverley getting in a bit of bother and Patrick Vallance's definitely private diaries, I speak to 80's and 90's football legend Perry Groves. Perry is so insightful and funny talking about the cultural (and drinking) differences between now and then. We talk about everything from the notorious Arsenal 'Tuesday Club' to players taking the knee, the Saudi coin and much more. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true BOOK TICKETS FOR MY 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 29, 202349 min

EP 226 - Far Right Hair & Bin Laden Apologists (with KONSTANTIN KISIN)

Great to have Konstantin back co-hosting, fresh from another appearance on Joe Rogan. We talk about the new 'far right' Argentine President (and his hair). We try to slate Rishi but it ends up becoming a beat-down of the Lib Dems and we ponder the loony Americans who are making excuses for Bin Laden. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true BOOK TICKETS FOR MY 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 22, 202344 min

WMPT BREAKING NEWS - #4 INTERNATIONAL GEEZER'S DAY (with The Man Whisperer)

I was always going to do an extra show to mark #InternationalMensDay but I would probably have had to do one for the politics on its own. What a bizarre week, from the return of Cameron to the Labour Party rediscovering it's ability to self destruct. After that me and Kenny chat about bloke's stuff, with serious things but also some very immature comments as well. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 19, 202338 min

EP 225 - Rishi's BIG Reshuffle (with MARCUS BRIGSTOCKE)

Geoff is joined by Marcus Brigstocke as Suella gets the sack while Dave Cameron is back. We also reflect on a mad day of protest in the capital and look ahead to where it all goes next (includes laughing at yet another numpty protesting in McDonalds). The show ends with us agreeing it's absolutely fine to laugh at the misfortune of people you dislike intensely. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true BOOK TICKETS FOR MY 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 14, 202343 min

EP 224 - Covid Cursing & Protest Peril (plus FREE chapter of my audio-book)

EP 224 - Covid Cursing & Protest Peril (plus FREE chapter of my audio-book) After a mad weeks of news Geoff gets to grip with the Covid testimonies and some epic cussing, but also wonders if the media have any appetite for the real issues. He also looks at the pro Palestinian protests and the made bloke who released mice into a Mcdonalds. And there's a FREE chapter from Geoff's book THE BRITISH BLOKE DECODED Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true BOOK TICKETS FOR MY 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 8, 202340 min

EP 223 - Starmer Psychodrama with CHRIS MCCAUSLAND

'EP 223 - Starmer Psychodrama with CHRIS MCCAUSLAND' Me and the brilliant CHRIS MCCAUSLAND discuss Keir Starmer's management of Labour over Gaza, Sturgeon getting her backside handed to her again and why seasoned club comics are the best....but I suspect the thing you'll remember is how I said 'Salvation Army'. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true BOOK TICKETS FOR MY 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 1, 202340 min

WMPT BREAKING NEWS - #3 Covid Inquiry, all the exciting news...

Today's WMPT BREAKING NEWS takes a look at the chronically underreported Covid Inquiry. We’ll be giving you ‘highlights’ of the key moments so far and wondering how we’d all feel if we suddenly had to reveal our WhatsApp history… Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 27, 202326 min

EP 222 - Large Labour win Inevitable? with DOMNIC FRISBY

EP 222 - Large Labour win Inevitable? with DOMNIC FRISBY This week me and Dom mull over the seemingly inevitable Labour majority coming our way. We also worry about the fact Biden and Trump are loose canons and try to decide whether there is a female equivalent for toxic masculinity. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 25, 202343 min

Ep 221221: EP 221 - COMPLICATED ISSUES, ACTUALLY with Tom Walker (aka JONATHAN PIE)

This is a great chat with Tom Walker (aka Jonathan Pie). Ranging from rising anti-semetism in the UK to the Aussie No vote & why Richard Curtis needs to wind his neck in, actually. To get the PODCAST AD FREE with BONUS CONTENT sign up https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 18, 202339 min

Ep 221221: WMPT BREAKING NEWS - #2 Labour Conference, all that glitters...

Another WMPT BREAKING NEWS! This time looking back on the Labour conference. The worst stage invasion ever and Keir's belief that repeating the fact people want nice things counts as policy. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 12, 202325 min

Ep 220220: EP 220 - A Normal Reaction to Terrible Things (with SIMON EVANS)

The brilliant Simon Evans joins me as we ponder the early knockings of Labour Party conference. We also look at the situation in Israel and ponder what's a 'normal' reaction to awful things? We end by sharing valuable tips on how not to become fully erect in a massage context. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 10, 202353 min

Ep 220220: WMPT BREAKING NEWS - #1 Little Rishi's Big Speech

Welcome the first ever WMPT BREAKING NEWS. I'll look to do a couple of these a month to cover big breaking stories. Think somehwere between a politics digest show and something funny. In this first episode i'll be breaking down Rishi's big speech. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 5, 202323 min

Ep 219219: EP 219 - The Never Ending Tory (with ANDREW DOYLE)

After a turbulent week personally, it's on to a turbulent week for the Tories. The brilliant Andrew Doyle joins me to consider Suella's big move on migration and Rishi's tricky rebrand. Though i suspect the thing that'll stick with you is the idea of being 'force teamed'. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Buy my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oct 3, 202355 min

Ep 218218: EP 218 - SEANN WALSH: POLITICAL ORACLE

Fresh from an fiery exchange on Politics Live I discuss the big issues of the day with Seann Walsh. From men committing suicide to HS2 and Mcdonald's receipts, Seann has all the big answers....ok, well has answers... Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 26, 202354 min

Ep 217217: EP 217 - DOES THE COMEDY INDUSTRY HAVE A PROBLEM?

This week I get into all the issues in and around the Russell Brand allegations, asking the question of whether or not comedy has a specific problem. I also talk about Starmer cos-playing as PM and how you can be too tired to get drunk. Pre-order my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 19, 202343 min

Ep 216216: EP 216 - MAN OF STEEL 2 (return of Mark Steel)

Delighted to have Mark Steel back on the show. We spoke about EU flags, plastic fags, dangerous dogs and favourite service stations. It was a lovely chat and very funny. Pre-order my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 14, 202356 min

Ep 215215: EP 215 - Rishi's Brick Wall & Starmer Reshuffle Drama with FIN TAYLOR

After i've had a laugh at how stressed Fin Taylor is we discuss the government's 'crumble brick syndrome' before wondering why Starmer drop-kicked Lisa Nandy into outer space. We then consider the cancellation of Roisin Murphy and whether the words 'puberty blocker' should cause alarm. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-Explained/dp/B0BZW24B9J/ref=sr_1_1?crid=34L9QEBEW3KW7&keywords=geoff+norcott&qid=1693334284&sprefix=geoff+norcot%2Caps%2C107&sr=8-1 Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sep 6, 202347 min

Ep 214214: EP 214 - ULooze - Sadiq Squares up to Motorists

This week I climb into Sadiq's expansion of Ulez to greater London. I ask when he's ever going to do something popular with everybody. I also talk about being a parent and the responsibility of telling them bad stuff from history. But what if they don't think it's bad?... Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 29, 202340 min

Ep 213213: EP 213 - What's Happening to the Edinburgh Fringe? (plus chat with the Man Whisperer)

It's a game of two halves this week. I respond to the news around the cancellation of Graham Linehan's gig and general issues at the Edinburgh Fringe. Then it's some bloke chat as myself and the Man Whisperer ponder whether society dislikes blokes. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 21, 202358 min

Ep 212212: EP 212 - Snow White and the Two Gammons w/ LEO KEARSE

A very funny episode this week as me and Leo get bent out of shape by woke posturing around the news Disney Snow White film. We also talk about how the govts small boats week backfired spectacularly and why you should be allowed to say if someone looks like your lesbian Nanna. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 15, 202348 min

Ep 211211: EP 211 - Starmer Chameleon with IAN STONE

This is such a funny episode. Co-host Ian Stone was on great form. Despite being a centre-left guy, he's not too fond of Mr Starmer. I also launch a defence for Tories earning big money from second jobs, whilst we try to talk about the Lionesses without saying anything patronising. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 8, 202355 min

Ep 210210: EP 210 - The Secrets of Modern Advertising

I'm on holiday this week, so I pre-recorded a fascinating chat with advertising guru Paul Burke. Paul spills the beans on a number of secrets from the progressive obsessed world of modern advertising. Not only that he talks about being part of the team which sold Blair in the late Nineties, but he also has a surprise assessment of Rishi Sunak's electoral chances... Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 1, 202351 min

Ep 209209: EP 209 - Post election shakedown with MATT FORDE

Delighted to have Matt Forde co-hosting this week. After some very old sounding chat about recent gigs we've been to, I pick Matt's considerable political brain over last week's by election results. He's very forthright about why he thinks Labour are on the right track and Starmer is doing a good job. Well worth a listen. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 25, 20231h 4m

Ep 208208: EP 208 - Micky Mouse Degrees & Hypocrisies with NICK DIXON

The brilliant Nick Dixon returns to co-host as we mull over Rishi's university onslaught, Keir's back-peddling, hypocrisy over the Huw Edwards scandal and whether or not a man should call his genitals the 'ice breaker'. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 17, 20231h 1m

Ep 207207: EP 207 - AARON BASTANI

We always like to reach out over the political divide on WMPT, so this week it's the luxury Communist himself Aaron Bastani. I talk to Aaron about left on left beef, the problems with Starmer and who's the hardest Ba**ard in the Labour Party. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 11, 20231h 6m

Ep 206206: EP 206 - CHAOS IN FRANCE & WAR WITH AUSTRALIA?

It's a solo episode this week. I discuss my poor timing in taking my wife to Paris at a time of huge tensions in the French capital. Then I also cast a 100% objective eye over the controversial events in the fifth Ashes test at Lords. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 3, 202340 min

Ep 205205: EP 205 - Russian Coups & Glasto Views with SIMON EVANS

Delighted to have Simon Evans back this week. We discuss all manner of stuff, from the Russian coup, Ben Elton's rant against Rishi the good & bad from Glastonbury + much more besides. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 27, 20231h 1m

Ep 204204: EP 204 - Boris is General Zod with DOMINIC FRISBY

This week it's a lovely co-hosting episode with Dominic Frisby. We talk about everything from Howard of Take That getting cancelled, the continuing fuss over Boris, mortgages & the controversy at Rye College. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 20, 20231h 5m

Ep 203203: EP 203 - Boris & Nicola with JONATHAN PIE

This is a cracking episode with Tom Walker (aka Jonathan Pie). Tom Is on great form railing against virtue signalling in advertising but also climbing into big Government names. We discuss his new BBC podcast in which he slams the BBC numerous times and also has a fair few swipes at James O'Brien. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 13, 20231h 2m

Ep 202202: EP 202 - MICHELLE DE SWARTE

After I ponder aloud why the centre-left guys are among the angriest in politics, we welcome the brilliant Michelle De Swarte. We discuss everything from her career in modelling, what quality hotels she's willing to entertain and I guarantee the phrase 'Tears and Wotsit dust' will stay with you for a very long time. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 7, 20231h 3m

Ep 201201: EP 201 - God & other things with DAVID BADDIEL

The brilliant David Baddiel returns to WMPT! We talk about his excellent new book 'The God Desire', but it never gets heavy and we quickly find ourself veering off into chat about celebrities and why humans are embarrassed to take a dump. *Must listen episode* Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 31, 20231h 14m

Ep 200200: EP 200 - ADRIAN CHILES

It's the 200th episode!!! And what a show I have for you. After a catch up on Suella's speeding and the immigration figures, it's into a big chat with a broadcasting idol of mine: Adrian Chiles. As you'd hope, we talk about some seriously blokey stuff, including motorways, service stations and why a Scouse pilot might make you nervous. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 26, 20231h 7m

Ep 199199: EP 199 - JAMES HASKELL !

What a big star we have this week! Mr James Haskell!! After a quick catch-up - where I sound off about Alistair Campbell - I get into all sorts of fascinating chats with James. Everything from virtue signalling in sport, to penis expertise, God and beyond. James is funny, informed and not afraid to say what he thinks. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 17, 20231h 11m

Ep 198198: EP 198 - King Charles & The Sword of Mordaunt

Before I got violently ill and had to postpone a gig, I recorded a podcast. We look back at the local elections, the Coronation and whether the Lib Dems are the UK's electoral 'F**k Buddies'. It's a fun one! Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 8, 202338 min

Ep 197197: EP 197 - Elections, Coronations & Cancellations with IAIN DALE

What a week coming up! Iain Dale co-hosts as we discuss everything from upcoming local elections, to the coronation (and increasingly annoying Repulicans). We also discuss the worrying development at an Edinburgh Comedy venue where SNP's Joanna Cherry was cancelled from an event because of her so called 'gender critical' views. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

May 2, 20231h 1m

Ep 196196: EP 196 - DIONA DOHERTY

After I boast about presenting an award at the (diet) BAFTAS I spout off about St George's Day & Diane Abbott. Then I chat to the lovely Diona Doherty. We discuss everything from her role in hit show Derry Girls, whether women are inherently nosey and which part of the UK does the best swearing. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 25, 20231h 7m

Ep 195195: EP 195 - A Bit More ANDREW DOYLE

Delighted to have Andrew Doyle back co-hosting this week. We spoke about everything, from the state of the two main parties to what we should really teach in schools and why 'sensitivity readers' might be the worst people on earth. Andrew's book 'The New Puritans' is out in paperback NOW. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 19, 20231h 8m

Ep 194194: EP 194 - TOBIAS PERSSON

First up I lay into Labour's bizzare attack adverts and share why the Norman conquest is winding me up. Then it's a very interesting chat with Swedish comedian Tobias Persson. We talk about outdated Swedish stereotypes, comedic sensitivities + why he should change his name to Toby Pearson. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 12, 20231h 8m

Ep 193193: EP 193 - ROCKING DA GREGGS

Early upload this week as I'm off on holiday for a week. I talk about the CPTPwhatever deal, a bit about the trouble at the ports, some men's mental health + how some brands desperately want to seem young but never will #RockingDaGreggs Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my 2023/24 TOUR https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Pre-order my new BOOK amzn.to/3FX7xdS Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 3, 202338 min

Ep 192192: EP 192 - ZOE LYONS

After a quick catch-up from some mental drugs announcements from the two main parties, I speak to proper stand-up Zoe Lyons. We have a good old chin-wag about how comedy is going and whether social media comics have what it takes for live. Plus Zoe, as a left leaning comic, shares her surprise at how some of our colleagues reacted to Brexit in their acts. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my LIVE shows https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 30, 20231h 7m

Ep 191191: EP 191 - The Donald & The Boris with FRANCIS FOSTER

Triggernometry's very own Francis Foster returns to co-host. We rattle through a whole load of topic, from Boris to Donald to Keir to Suella, the Met Police and whether our grandparents were off their face the whole time. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my LIVE shows https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 21, 202359 min

Ep 190190: EP 190 - OH GARY, GARY...

Early upload this week as I'd rather share my thoughts on the Lineker psychodrama here than on Twitter. We also talk about the economy's surprise growth and whether 30p Lee is a master of the dark arts. We also have our first relationship letter for a while and I give very dodgy advice. FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my LIVE shows https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 13, 202343 min

Ep 189189: EP 189 - THE RETURN OF KONSTANTIN

This week it's WMPT gold as Konstantin returns to co-host. We rattle through the subjects, from Covid leaks to migrant issue and the emergence of some bizarre job called a 'sensitivity reader'. Plus I make one of those most offensive analogies in the history of the show. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my LIVE shows https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott CHECK OUT KONSTANTIN'S ARTICLES ON SUB-STACK https://konstantinkisin.substack.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 8, 20231h 8m

Ep 188188: EP 188 - DARREN MCGARVEY

First up we have a quick catch up about the week gone and little Rishi's big deal. Then I speak to Scottish rapper, activist and writer Darren McGarvey. Darren comes at things from a very different angle to me on a political level, but communicates with such clarity I defy anyone not to take away something from this. His analogy about the SNP using nationalism like a 'performance enhancing drug' is the best i've heard. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my LIVE shows https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 1, 20231h 11m

Ep 187187: EP 187 - BOY'S GONE WILD

After a quick catch-up on Roald Dahl and drunken escapades in Helsinki, I catch to the very talented lads from Boy's Gone Wild. They're the youngest guests i've ever had on the show, but will surprise you with where their comedy is coming from. Fantastic inter-generational chat. You'll learn something. I did. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my LIVE shows https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 22, 202358 min

Ep 186186: EP 186 - Sturgent Question!

Despite hopping on & off enough planes to make Greta wince, I had to squeeze out an episode this week - not least to discuss wee Nicola's resignation. We also chat about magic Grandpa Corbyn and why Starmer is becoming the political version of Shaggy. After a quick debate on the merits of '30p' Lee Andersen I finish with an appreciation of the comic genius of Sam Smith. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my LIVE shows https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 17, 202340 min

Ep 185185: EP 185 - SIMON BRODKIN

After a quick catch-up on a mad week I speak to Simon Brodkin about his amazing career. From pranking Donald Trump and Kanye to starting out all over again as a straight stand-up, Simon has some unique tales to tell about the comedy industry. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my LIVE shows https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 8, 20231h 6m

EP 184 - PHIL WANG

After a quick rant about Sturgeon and Alastair Campbell I have a lovely chat with Phil Wang. He says some of the wises things i've ever heard about comedy and also reveals himself to be highly unpredictable as to where he fits into the politics of the comedy world. Also makes a bold prediction about christianity being like vinyl. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my LIVE shows https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 1, 20231h 9m

Ep 183183: EP 183 - NEIL DELAMERE

This week, after a catch-up on the Torie's latest attempts to eject themselves from office, I talk to the brilliantly funny Neil Delamere. Neil is very patient with my questions about the cultural and political differences between England & Ireland, plus also has some terrific insights into doing panel shows. Support the Podcast, keep it weekly & AD-FREE https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Come to my LIVE shows https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-geoff-norcott-1252793 Order my BOOK amzn.to/2TNsKOU Check out my TIK-TOK www.tiktok.com/@geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 24, 20231h 4m