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Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

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Episode 289- Crawl (2019)

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In this week's edition of "well, it's a movie" we tackle the 2019 reptile thriller (?) "Crawl." Yowza. Special topics for your consideration include: a condemnation of Floridians, the high stakes world of out-swimming an alligator, deciding to inform your child from a young age that they are in fact an apex predator, things Barry Pepper knows about alligators and for gods sake, it's a BASEMENT. Into reptilian/amphibian horror? May we recommend Episode 24- "Grabbers" (it kinda counts!), Episode 152- "Anaconda" and Episode 238- "Frogs"? Hey, we have a subreddit! We're embracing it! Join us, or at least Katie (Allen's eyes don't work when it comes to Reddit) at r/werewolfambulance. Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [email protected] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day. Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) Outro song A. Wallis- "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down.

Jul 13, 202050 min

Episode 288- The Crazies (2010)

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In a very Britney Spears move...whoops, we did it again. Who knew "The Crazies" was about a virus?! We genuinely just thought it was about zombies. I guess this is why being fun is better than knowing things. Anyway, here we are: the 2010 remake of "The Crazies." Special topics for your consideration include: the Ogden Marsh Parking Authority's vehicle booting capabilities, extremely inconsistent symptoms of an illness, the possibility of simply having a lot on your plate, weapons available to one on a farm and Timothy Olyphant: a sheriff, and a particular face. Everyone, thank you so much for helping us hit our goal raising money for the National Lawyers Guild. You are the best and we love you. The Romero movie was probably better. Enjoy some of his actual work with Episode 21- "Creepshow" and one of Katie's favorite all-time episodes, Episode 137- "Monkey Shines." Somehow we've also done another Romero remake with Episode 173- "Dawn of the Dead." Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) This episode also features an extremely great outro song by A. Wallis called "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Jul 6, 202054 min

Episode 287- Child's Play (2019)

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In this week's episode, we're going back to the well of one of Katie's favorite franchises with the 2019 remake of a classic, "Child's Play." Special topics for your consideration include: a stroll down toy memory lane, getting Detective Mike as your new dad, a compare and contrast of living with Chucky vs. a real life toddler, finding comedy in spraying a young child with blood, the bonkers marketing decisions made by the Buddi company and a love letter to Brad Dourif. Our National Lawyers Guild fundraising drive to support Black Lives Matter ends TOMORROW, so if you have some wiggle room in your budget, please consider donating to them at nlg.org. Then just forward us a receipt at [email protected], send us a screenshot or tag us on social media. We'll be matching 10% of your donations and if we hit $2,500, I (Katie) will touch a horse. On video. We already have the horse lined up. On one hand, I want to raise a lot of money for a seriously good cause; on the other hand, I kind of want to faint when I think about actually touching a horse. As of the posting of this episode, we are just a couple hundred bucks shy of our horse-touching goal! Man, I love Chucky and you can hear all about it on Episode 28- "Child's Play 2" and Episode 231- "Child's Play." Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) This episode also features an extremely great outro song by A. Wallis called "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Jun 29, 202042 min

Episode 286- Knife + Heart (2018)

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In this week's episode, we took on a listener request to review a queer horror film in honor of Pride month and sight unseen we selected the 2018 French film "Knife + Heart." Special topics for your consideration include: a very shame-filled upbringing, giallo tropes in action, a plea tothe universe for Pride parades, learning to type with other parts of your body and 'artsy fartsy' as a subcategory of aesthetics. Happy Pride month, everyone! Please don't forget to donate to National Lawyers Guild for our fundraising drive to support Black Lives Matter. All you have to do is donate to National Lawyers Guild (nlg.org) and forward us a receipt at [email protected], send us a screenshot or tag us on social media. We'll be matching 10% of your donations and if we hit $2,500 in the month of June, I (Katie) will touch a horse. On video. We already have the horse lined up. On one hand, I want to raise a lot of money for a seriously good cause; on the other hand, I kind of want to faint when I think about actually touching a horse. As of the posting of this episode, we're just about 25% of the way there. Pretty sure we have only ever covered one other French horror film, Episode 151- "Raw." We have, however, covered giallo films extensively so please just get into our catalog and roll around a bit, okay? Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) This episode also features an extremely great outro song by A. Wallis called "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Jun 22, 202059 min

Episode 285- The Gravedancers (2006)

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In this week's episode, we're tackling a listener suggestion from friend of the podcast Leah Ashley-- the absolutely horrendous 2006 supernatural horror film "The Gravedancers." THANKS A LOT. Special topics for your consideration include: smelling your partner's jacket just for funsies, knowing anything about Chopin, a surprising connection to "Bring it On," a very special listener mail and CULPEPPER! This episode also features an extremely great outro song by A. Wallis called "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Please don't forget to donate to National Lawyers Guild for our fundraising drive to support Black Lives Matter. All you have to do is donate to National Lawyers Guild (nlg.org) and forward us a receipt at [email protected], send us a screenshot or tag us on social media. We'll be matching 10% of your donations and if we hit $2,500 in the month of June, I (Katie) will touch a horse. On video. We already have the horse lined up. On one hand, I want to raise a lot of money for a seriously good cause; on the other hand, I kind of want to faint when I think about actually touching a horse. As of the posting of this episode, we're just about 25% of the way there. There were high highs and low lows of horror in the year 2006, and we've covered a bunch of them. One high- Episode 127- "Slither." One low- Episode 111- "Silent Hill." One that transcends ratings? Episode 108- "The Wicker Man." Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Jun 15, 202059 min

Episode 284- Weekend at Bernie's II (1993)

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First, Black lives matter. We probably don't need to tell you, our wonderful listeners, but we're also trying to do some good with our platform. On that note, we're doing a fundraising drive: please donate to National Lawyers Guild (nlg.org) and forward us a receipt at [email protected], send us a screenshot or tag us on social media. We'll be matching 10% of your donations and if we hit $2,500, I (Katie) will touch a horse. On video. We already have the horse lined up. On one hand, I want to raise a lot of money for a seriously good cause; on the other hand, I kind of want to faint when I think about actually touching a horse. Anyway, onto this week's episode. Yes, we know, we know, just because a movie has zombies does not make it a horror movie, but that's neither here nor there. This movie is actually horrifying. We're talking about the sequel to our most recent bonus episode, 1993's "Weekend at Bernie's II." Special topics for your consideration include: becoming a full-on sociopath overnight, what the hell happened to Gwen?, Terry Kiser continuing to be the GOAT even as actual goats parade around him, a complete lack of understanding about voodoo and the possibility that this movie was actually written by a team of children. We have done approximately one billion zombie movies, so here are some of our favorite episodes: 92- "Dead Snow," 130- "Pontypool," 160- "Shaun of the Dead" and Episode 227- "Zombi 2." LUCIO! Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Jun 8, 202047 min

BONUS EPISODE #5- Weekend at Bernie's (1989)

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I mean...why the hell not? In this brand new bonus episode, we're discussing the 1989 masterpiece (?) "Weekend at Bernie's." We hope you like it.

Jun 6, 20201h 4m

Episode 283- Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

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In this week's episode, we are rolling around in a pile of bad jokes and misunderstandings with the 1988 horror (?) comedy "Elvira: Mistress of the Dark." Special topics for your consideration include: imagining a world in which Tim Burton directed this film, 1980s perverts, the concept of a Vegas show about nothing and surprisingly less titty bell than one might expect. Unpleasant dreams, EMTs! We have really never covered a film quite like this one. If you like it, you may also like Episode 274- "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken." Related, maybe check out some of our favorite horror comedies, including Episode 36- "Waxwork," Episode 144- "The Burbs" and Episode 236- "House." Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Jun 1, 202052 min

Episode 282- Amityville Horror (2005)

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In this week's episode, we're discussing "Amityville Horror." Oh, no, not the good one, the remake from 2005 starring Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George and Chloe Grace Moretz. That one. Special topics for your consideration include: Werewolf Ambulance beauty tips, Michael Bay and his Michael Bay energy, Steve Miller as a lifestyle, an absurd number of times to take one's shirt off (but if one has those abs, should one not??) and the age old question of what kills people: houses, or people? Want some more Amityville madness? You can listen to Episode 90- "Amityville II: The Possession." More Melissa George? How about Episode 70- "30 Days of Night?" Finally, more CGM? You can check out Episode 232- "Suspiria" in which we basically lost our minds. And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

May 25, 202056 min

Episode 281- City of the Living Dead (1980)

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You know that times have been trying. We know that times have been trying. We know that everyone could use a bit more confused joy in their lives, so that's why we wanted you to watch the 1980 Fulci film "City of the Living Dead." Hoo boy. Special topics for your consideration include: the 'horseshoes and hand grenades' approach to filmmaking that Lucio Fulci employs, a squishy rotting bubblegum baby and a maggot storm!, a completely discarded timeline for funeral services, and Jerry: what is his deal? Oh, Lucio. Catch Fulci's other works with Episode 72- "The Beyond" and Episode 227- "Zombi 2." And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

May 18, 202056 min

BONUS EPISODE #4- Titanic: corrections & retractions (1997)

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Okay, so maybe no one played Leonardo DiCaprio's mother in this film, and maybe the character of Fabrizio isn't Irish. At least now we know, because we watched "Titanic"! Well, we sort of watched "Titanic." Please join us on the conclusion of our own personal overseas voyage with this episode of corrections and retractions from Bonus Episode #3. We hope you like it.

May 13, 20201h 22m

Episode 280- The Evil Dead (1981)

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In this week's episode, we're headed to a dumpy little house in the woods with the 1981 original entry into its film series, "The Evil Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: scenes that do not age well, the stereotype of an "Evil Dead dude," Davey & Goliath & Gumby, Allen's grave mistake (thanks, quarantine brainfog!) and lessons learned from this movie: never cross a bridge with a warning sign! Never enter a basement that is locked with chains! And NEVER play pranks, ya jerk. Did you miss our discussion on the third installment of the series? You can catch it in Episode 229- "Army of Darkness." Do you like films that hat tip this one? You might enjoy Episode 16- "Cabin in the Woods." And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

May 11, 202048 min

Episode 279- The Guest (2014)

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In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2014 horror thriller "The Guest." Special topics for your consideration include: the hotness of Dan Stevens, the coolness of being a teen, the excitement of a film with Ethan Embry, the romance of making mix CDs and the joy of seeing famous people at the grocery store here in Hollywoodsburgh. If you'd like to hear more about Adam Wingard's work, check out Episode 40- "You're Next." Want more Maika Monroe? There's always Episode 26- "It Follows." Dan Stevens? I guess you could watch "Downton Abbey." And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Special music in this week's episode by Alex Van Luvie. Thanks, Alex! Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

May 4, 202057 min

Episode 278- Scream 3 (2000)

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In this week's episode, we decided to listen to what slightly less than half of you wanted and that was the 2000 film "Scream 3." Special topics for your consideration include: a franchise filled with unsatisfactory twists, a celebration of Parker Posey, a sad glimpse into the future of the Cox-Arquette marriage, the fact that we are getting decidedly stupider the longer we are quarantined and WHO IS THIS?! Did you miss our other forays into the Scream universe? You can check out Episode 44- "Scream" and Episode 228- "Scre4m" and you can download em both with your red right hand. And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Apr 27, 20201h 1m

BONUS EPISODE #3- Titanic, from memory (1997)

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In this bonus quarantine episode, we discuss a movie that neither of us has seen in at least a decade and a half. With the help of a Google image search, we're piecing together the plot (?) of the 1997 blockbuster hit "Titanic." As it turns out, neither of us has a great memory. Stay tuned for a "Corrections and Retractions" bonus episode. As always, we hope you're hanging in there during this bizarre and lonely time, and we're right there with you.

Apr 22, 202055 min

Episode 277- Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)

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In this week's episode, the people have spoken. With a 51% majority vote, you chose "Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives." Because of course you did. Special topics for your consideration include: extremely rad 80s haircuts, the problem of identical male actors, dance sex, the absolute pinnacle of Vanilla Ice's efforts and some things that would only fly for a 10 year old in Delaware in the 1980s. God help us, this is our fifth foray into this franchise. Check out the others with Episode 32- "Part VII: The New Blood," Episode 117- "Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan," Episode 141- "Friday the 13th" and Episode 259- "Jason X." And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Apr 20, 202049 min

Episode 276- A Tale of Two Sisters (2003)

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In this week's episode, we're making the best of a bummer time (and, let's face it, a bummer movie) with the 2003 Korean film "A Tale of Two Sisters." Special topics for your consideration include: was it a mistake to cover one of horror history's most depressing films right about now?, trying to find an apt analogy for a weird situation, alternate theories about the ending, youthful skincare and bad dadding. Do you like Asian horror? Might we suggest Episode 7- "Ju-On: The Grudge," Episode 75- "Ritual (Modus Anomali)" or Episode 115- "Hausu"? And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Apr 13, 202047 min

Episode 275- Lake Bodom (2016)

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In this week's episode, we pander lightly to our Finnish listeners by reviewing a truly dark film from our Nordic pals: 2016's "Lake Bodom." Special topics for your consideration include: cultural understandings of Finland, the possibility of fun tow truck hijinx, having a visceral reaction to seeing someone drinking from a lake and the script getting flipped and then flipped again and then flipped again and then... Are you into Scandinavian horror? May we suggest Episode 92- "Dead Snow" (Norway), Episode 163- "Let the Right One In" (Sweden) and Episode 260- "Rare Exports" (Finland)? Hey, you may have noticed our new theme music! Super special thanks to Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer for making it for us-- if you enjoy that, you can find his SoundCloud at https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm or contact him on Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm). And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Apr 6, 202043 min

Episode 275- Lake Bodom (2016)

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In this week's episode, we pander lightly to our Finnish listeners by reviewing a truly dark film from our Nordic pals: 2016's "Lake Bodom." Special topics for your consideration include: cultural understandings of Finland, the possibility of fun tow truck hijinx, having a visceral reaction to seeing someone drinking from a lake and the script getting flipped and then flipped again and then flipped again and then... Are you into Scandinavian horror? May we suggest Episode 92- "Dead Snow" (Norway), Episode 163- "Let the Right One In" (Sweden) and Episode 260- "Rare Exports" (Finland)? Hey, you may have noticed our new theme music! Super special thanks to Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer for making it for us-- if you enjoy that, you can find his SoundCloud at https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm or contact him on Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm). And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Apr 6, 202043 min

BONUS EPISODE #2- Bring It On (2000)

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Say it with us now! E-M-Ts HEY! E-M-Ts HEY! E-M-Ts HEY! LET'S TALK MOVIES!* *seems like we could have written a better cheer than this but honestly, peppiness is not generally our strongest suit. In this bonus quarantine episode, we're discussing the 2000 cheerleading classic "Bring it On." Special topics for your consideration include: a celebration of friendship!, the Venn diagram of our tastes in men and who is in the center (spoilers, it's Chris Sarandon), awe at the athleticism of cheerleading, the gem that is Kirsten Dunst and a very intriguing idea for a future bonus episode. Into cheerleading movies? You may enjoy Episode 71- "All Cheerleaders Die." Into Kirsten Dunst? Please check out Episode 190- "Interview with a Vampire." As always, we hope you're doing all right in this shit-awful time, and we're here with you. Stay well, friends.

Apr 5, 202054 min

Episode 274- The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966)

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In this week's episode, we're celebrating the birthday of one of your best friends and mine- Allen. Since we can't talk about "The Thing" without having to end the show (it has been prophesied), he picked the next best thing for him: the 1966 Don Knotts film "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken." Special topics for your consideration include: numerology and the angels, Morgantown tourism tips, a newfound appreciation for spooky ragtime music, when a naive film sounds actually very dirty, Bon Ami and a lot of Scooby Doo talk. Do you enjoy films of the 1960s? Check out Episode 42- "Spider Baby," Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby," Episode 91- "The Last Man on Earth" and Episode 123- "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?" Hey, you may have noticed our new theme music! Super special thanks to Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer for making it for us-- if you enjoy that, you can find his SoundCloud at https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm or contact him on Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm). And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Mar 30, 202057 min

BONUS EPISODE #1- Return to Oz (1985)

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Hi EMTs! We thought that, while we're sheltering-in-place, we might as well watch some movies and record a few bonus episodes for you. We hope you enjoy our first foray into recording ourselves remotely with the 1985 children's (?!) film "Return to Oz." Special topics for your consideration include: an outright celebration of Fairuza Balk, what happens when you decide that the Scarecrow, the Tinman and the Cowardly Lion are an afterthought, one of the scariest horror movies we've ever seen and whether or not Dorothy is the actual villain of this movie. Oh and by the way- it was Fritz the Cat, not Felix the Cat, that Allen was talking about. Hey, we hope you're all as well as you can be during this low point. Hopefully there is still some fun to be had-- take care of yourselves, friends.

Mar 27, 20201h 6m

Episode 273- Black Death (2010)

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In this week's episode, we are discussing the 2010 film "Black Death" but please be assured that we did not glibly choose this movie; we picked it back in February to be the final installment of our month of folk horror and the actual episode has been recorded for a couple weeks. So, not ill-intentioned but certainly ill-timed. That said, let's make the best of it. Special topics for your consideration include: a deep and abiding knowledge of both British crime drama actors and the finances of 50 Cent, the current level of dopeness of our haircuts, what this movie is trying to be and does that make sense and also hey was this written by a 12 year old boy?, and Sean Bean: will he survive? (lol) Did you miss the first appearance of the Bean on Werewolf Ambulance? He's in Episode 111- "Silent Hill." Do you like recognizing British actors? How about Episode 131- "Hot Fuzz" or Episode 160- "Shaun of the Dead"? Or maybe you're just into medieval times, in which case you could either listen to Episode 229- "Army of Darkness." MEDIEVAL TIIIIIIMES! Hey, you may have noticed our new theme music! Super special thanks to Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer for making it for us-- if you enjoy that, you can find his SoundCloud at https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm or contact him on Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm). And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Mar 23, 202048 min

Episode 272- Village of the Damned (1995)

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Hi EMTs. First of all, we'd like to say that we hope you are all well and healthy, both physically and emotionally, in this worrisome and trying time. We are here with you. Second, we hope that you can get a break from the real world with us for 45ish minutes today and it's our absolute privilege to be able to do that. Third, good lord, this movie is a disaster. This week we're talking about the 1995 John Carpenter remake, "Village of the Damned." Special topics for your consideration include: when it is okay to correct us (when we're actually wrong, obvs!), Buck Flowers and an utterly hilarious death scene, a celebration of Kirstie Alley, poor hair decisions, mixing Superman and Luke Skywalker and getting a stew of garbage and finally, Baby Baby Boomers. Hey, you may have noticed our new theme music! Super special thanks to Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer for making it for us! Want to hear us talk about some of John Carpenter's other...uh...well, somewhat-less-than-classic films? You may enjoy Episode 79- "Prince of Darkness," Episode 112- "Christine," Episode 129- "The Fog" and Episode 142- "In the Mouth of Madness." And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Mar 16, 202047 min

Episode 271- The Wicker Man (1973)

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In this week's episode, we're tentatively easing back into the story of "The Wicker Man" with the original 1973 film starring the one, the only, Christopher Lee. Special topics for your consideration include: expectations for Christopher Lee's hair, expectations for the wig that your butt double is wearing, a hearty discussion about Easter candy, talking serious about bathroom time, the problem with eating wings and the fact that this movie *might* be a musical...? Did you miss our episode about the absolutely bananas Nic Cage remake of this film from 2006? We got you covered, it's Episode 108. And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Mar 9, 202054 min

Episode 270- Midsommar (2019)

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This week we're kicking off our solstice celebration and a month of folk horror movies with the 2019 Ari Aster film "Midsommar." Special topics for your consideration include: the true horrors of the world, a scale of how attractive one must be to get away with terrible behavior, crappy academics, beautiful cinematography and cartoon mallets. Did you miss our first Ari Aster film? Check out Episode 224- "Hereditary." Do you just really like terrible male partners? How about Episode 44- "Scream," Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby" or Episode 54- "The Shining?" And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Mar 2, 20201h 5m

Episode 269- Can't Hardly Wait (1998)

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In this week's episode, the finale of our ~*~month of love~*~, we're deviating a bit from our usual horror to talk about one of Katie's all-time favorite movies: the 1998 teen romp "Can't Hardly Wait." Special topics for your consideration include: having dirty thoughts that one need not be ashamed of, a perfect time capsule of the late 1990s, an absolute celebration of giant pants, a cavalcade of actors you recognize and the excellency of The Replacements always and forever. Can't hardly wait to see more of Jennifer Love Hewitt's work? Check out Episode 8- "I Know What You Did Last Summer." Seth Green? Try Episode 61- "Krampus" and Episode 97- "IT." Clea Duvall? You can't go wrong with Episode 87- "The Faculty." Sorry, no other Facinellis. We've got a new video up this week, introducing all the films we'll be covering in March: a month of pastoral/folk horror. you can watch it at www.youtube.com/werewolfambulance. While you're there, be sure to subscribe so you don't miss any dumb updates from us! And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Feb 24, 202059 min

Episode 268- The Love Witch (2016)

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In this week's episode, the third in our ~*~month of love~*~, we're discussing the 2016 film "The Love Witch." Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of discussion about the messages of this film, questioning the possibility of satire, the raw deal that Trish got, having friends in the Ren Faire: a relationship deal breaker?, the exhaustion that must come along with being in a coven and some horse-based fundraising ideas. Into witches? Check out our other episodes on witchy films: Episode 15- "The Blair Witch Project," Episode 23- "Suspiria (the original)," Episode 33- "The Craft," Episode 73- "The Witch," Episode 232- "Suspiria (the new one)," Episode 234- "The Woods" and Episode 252- "Hocus Pocus." Man, witches are dope, we sure do talk about witches a lot! And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Feb 17, 202055 min

Episode 267- Warm Bodies (2013)

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In this week's episode, the second episode in our ~*~month of love~*~, we're discussing the 2013 zombie romantic comedy (zomromcom) "Warm Bodies." Special topics for your consideration include: the concept of using 'Romeo & Juliet' as the basis for your romcom: a good idea? (not really, as it turns out), slow zombies with a high Dexterity, and probably our most tangent-filled episode to date* including diverging opinions on Coronas, Paul Rudd, My Chemical Romance and a discussion of a variety of other topics not related to this movie! *We think this says more about the movie than it does about us. Into zombie comedies? Try Episode 37- "Zombeavers," Episode 92- "Dead Snow" or Episode 160- "Shaun of the Dead." And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Feb 10, 202049 min

Episode 266- The Loved Ones (2009)

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In this week's episode, we're kicking off our ~*~month of love~*~ for February with the 2009 Australian film, "The Loved Ones." Special topics for your consideration include: expecting one kind of movie and getting a vastly different one, the most earworm-y of songs, testing the limits of our tolerance for gore, a tale of a weird night on makeout lane and hey-- don't lie to us, we remember being vodka drunk teens! Do you find your Aussie horror experience lacking? If so, check out Episode 11- "The Babadook", Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" (oddly enough, it's lightly Australian!) or Episode 255- "Lake Mungo." If that's not enough for you, head south east to New Zealand for Episode 78- "Housebound" and Episode 195- "What We Do in the Shadows." And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Feb 3, 202056 min

Episode 265- Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)

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After what felt like interminable weeks in the 1990s, we're taking a step back. This week, we are discussing the 1988 film "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama," which is kind of a longer title than it is a film. Special topics for your consideration include: the golden age of underboob, reminiscing about Charles Band's greatest hits, chainwallets: a good idea?, the problems with Uncle Impie, a love of Linnea Quigley and Demon Stamina without spellcasting capabilities. Do you love Linnea Quigley? Perhaps you'd enjoy Episode 9- "Silent Night Deadly Night," Episode 17- "Return of the Living Dead" or Episode 192- "Night of the Demons." Please also go check out our Youtube companion episode in which we're introducing everything we'll be discussing in the month of February-- the month of ~*~love~*~ While you're watching, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Jan 27, 202043 min

Episode 264- Deep Blue Sea (1999)

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In this week's episode, we are thankfully done with the space rock block but are somehow STILL in the 1990s! We're talking about the film "Deep Blue Sea," the 1999 killer shark vehicle picked by the winner of our YouTube sweepstakes, Jermaine Howard. Special topics for your consideration include: shark science explained, a lil bit of poetry, feeling joy at a main character's death, a lovely rousing speech by Samuel L. Jackson, and loving LL Cool J but feeling a bit less comfortable about Thomas Jane. Are you into the concept of ocean creatures being murderers? May we recommend Episode 41- "L'Ultimo Squalo (The Last Shark)," Episode 193- "Orca" and Episode 247- "Piranha"? We'll be bringing back the video next week to tell you about our upcoming plans for February. But if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Jan 20, 202046 min

Episode 263- Leprechaun in Space (1996)

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In this week's episode, we're wrapping up our weird space horror movies of the 90s rock block with the 1996 film "Leprechaun 4: In Space." Special topics for your consideration include: the fact that the subtitle of this film is merely "In Space," interesting naming choices, special effects that are charming if somewhat terrible, more of the following things: space marines! poorly lit spaceships! breast-based death curses! and finally, a whole lot of "what? why??" Did you miss our other episode from the Leprechaun franchise? It's Episode 39- "Leprechaun in the Hood." Did you miss our other 90s space horror movies? Check out last week's, Episode 262- "Hellraiser: Bloodline" and a few weeks back, Episode 259- "Jason X." No video this week, pals-- we're going to retool and get back to it in a few weeks. But if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Jan 13, 202046 min

Episode 262- Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)

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In this week's episode, we're discussing the second of our three horror-films-in-space rock block: the 4th entry into the Hellraiser franchise, "Hellraiser: Bloodline." Special topics for your consideration include: an exploration of our continued confusion about how puzzle boxes work, why puzzle boxes work, what sex demons are doing, why sex demons are doing and so on, confusion about Adam Scott's life, confusion about how lasers work, a taste that's maybe just not for us and the single most accurate review we've ever gotten. You like this franchise? Check out our Hellraiser series with the original (Episode 51) and "Hellraiser II: Hellbound" (Episode 205). Maybe wanna watch something else instead? Enjoy another space movie with Episode 125- "Event Horizon" and our highly excellent friend Dave. No video this week, pals-- we're going to retool and get back to it in a few weeks. But if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Jan 6, 202052 min

Episode 261- You've Got Mail (1998)

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In this week's episode, we're reviving a ghost of New Years' Past-- oh yeah, we're talking about a rom com. What better way to ring in the year 2020 than with a movie about TECHNOLOGY? We're talking about the 1998 Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks classic, "You've Got Mail." Special topics for your consideration include: Ryan and Hanks at peak cuteness, wondering if the concept of negging is romantic, Jimmy Stewart impressions, an abbreviated history of film and just a little Unabomber chat. You can check out last year's episode if you want to experience our entire romantic oeuvre with Episode 209, "Love Actually." I guess you could also try the somewhat romantic film "Days of Thunder" (Episode 76) or, if you just love horrible sex scenes, you could do worse than Episode 170- "Roadhouse." Please also go check out our Youtube companion episode in which we play the game "The Leading Men in Meg Ryan's Rom Com...Movies " and discuss the most wonderful, horrible premise of a rom com that could ever exist. While you're watching, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Dec 30, 201955 min

Episode 260- Rare Exports (2010)

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In this year's annual Christmas horror movie extravaganza, we're heading to Finland and the great wonders of snowmobiles, wolf traps and pig heads. That's right, we're discussing the 2010 film "Rare Exports." Some other topics you may want to consider: a positive affirmation about the great outdoors being for...well, not us, perks of being lowkey terrifying, a most Pittsburgh treat and a buncha naked old Santas. Hey, are you really in the festive mood? Check out our other holiday episodes- 2014: Episode 9- "Silent Night, Deadly Night" 2015: Episode 61- "Krampus" 2016: Episode 113- "Black Christmas" (Bonus: Episode 114- "Gremlins"!) 2017- Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man" 2018- Episode 208- "Better Watch Out" Please also go check out our Youtube companion episode in which we play the game "Weird European Holiday Traditions" and also sample a brand new holiday treat! While you're watching, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Dec 23, 201939 min

Episode 259- Jason X (2001)

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In this week's episode, we're kicking off our horror-movies-in-space rock block (that will be interrupted by our regularly scheduled holiday programming) with the 2001 entry into the "Friday the 13th" franchise, "Jason X." Hoo boy, this one. Special topics for your consideration include: the personal grooming habits of one Jason Voorhees, having a real Stone Cold Steve Austin quality about you, unsolicited advice for science fiction writers, the beginnings of the script for the movie we're going to write, and an examination of Jason's motivations. We may have covered more films from this franchise than any other. Check them out with Episode 32- "Part VII: The New Blood," Episode 117- "Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan" and Episode 141- "Friday the 13th." Please also go check out our Youtube companion episode in which we play the game "Guess The Jason" and also pull the name of the winner of our sweepstakes! While you're watching, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Dec 16, 201954 min

Episode 258- Hell House LLC 3 (2019)

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In this week's episode, we're bringing our "Hell House LLC" franchise coverage to an end with the third installment, "Lake of Fire." Special topics for your consideration include: previous jokes about the franchise finally paying off, woo-ing like Ric Flair, a stage production that is "lightly Faust," a question of whether Nana Cognetti helped finance this one and a middle-of-the-night revelation about this film that totally ruined Allen. Also! We need your advice on romcoms for us to cover in our post-Christmas episode. Any ideas? Get in touch! If you'd like to hear our episodes on the previous two "Hell House LLC" films, they are numbers 254 and 256. Hey, want to participate in our sweepstakes? Just share one of our Youtube videos with the hashtag #videowolfambulance and we'll enter you into a drawing for the grand prize, which is picking a movie for us to review. You can see this week's companion episode here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance We're reading some listener mail and talking film trilogies. While you're over there, please subscribe to our channel. And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Dec 9, 201953 min

Episode 257- Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 (1987)

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In this week's episode, we're discussing another sequel-- this time it's "Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2" from 1987. Special topics for your consideration include: putting a bunch of horror movies in a blender and seeing what you get, inadvisable parenting on several fronts, confessionals, Michael Ironside, Degrassi High and by far and away the most horrifying horse that has ever existed. Did you miss our original "Prom Night" episode? It's number 160. Hey, want to participate in our sweepstakes? Just share one of our Youtube videos with the hashtag #videowolfambulance and we'll enter you into a drawing for the grand prize, which is picking a movie for us to review. You can see this week's companion episode and subscribe to our channel here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance We're reading some listener mail and talking 2000s hip hop. While you're over there, please subscribe to our channel. And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Dec 2, 201952 min

Episode 256- Hell House LLC 2: The Abaddon Hotel (2018)

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In this week's episode, we're going back to the well of COGNETTI! with the second film in this franchise, "Hell House LLC 2: The Abaddon Hotel" (or "Hell House 2 LLC," depending on who you ask.) Special topics for your consideration include: day jobs for demons, documentaries in documentaries in documentaries with some added documentary footage, non-subtle story choices, dramatic cultist behavior and a film franchise that is giving us way, WAY more joy than it has any right to. Thanks, Hell House LLC. Did you miss "Hell House LLC" the original? Just head back two episodes and you'll catch it-- Episode 254. Hey, want to participate in our sweepstakes? Just share one of our Youtube videos with the hashtag #videowolfambulance and we'll enter you into a drawing for the grand prize, which is picking a movie for us to review. You can see this week's companion episode and subscribe to our channel here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance We're discussing the possibility of a new investment and falling down an internet rabbit hole. While you're there, please subscribe to our channel. And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Nov 25, 201958 min

Episode 255- Lake Mungo (2008)

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In this week's episode, we decided that maybe we'd been having too much fun lately and wanted to bring it down a notch with the 2008 Australian ghost story "Lake Mungo." Special topics for your consideration include: a bit of sadness, a bit of existential dread, a surprising lack of knowledge when it comes to drug terminology, loose understandings of what a doppelganger is, boomer talk and a suggestion for a KidzBop album that is just never gonna get made. Like atmospheric ghost-y movies? You may enjoy Episode 161- "I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives in the House." How about Australian horror? You could check out Episode 11- "The Babadook" and as a bonus, Episode 78- "Housebound" (yes, we know that New Zealand is a separate country but Oceania, right?) We couldn't really think of many fun things to do when it comes to this sad sad movie for our Youtube companion episode, so we read some very fun Mailbags and made some jokes. While you're there, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Nov 18, 201945 min

Episode 254- Hell House LLC (2015)

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In this week's episode, we try to keep the Halloween vibes alive with the 2015 found footage film "Hell House LLC." Special topics for your consideration include: COGNETTI!, questionable choices, Steven Weber, having plot holes that are not filled until the sequel, and...wait, which one is Tony? Do you like found footage films? If so, you might be into Episode 15- "The Blair Witch Project," Episode 48- "Unfriended," Episode 63- "The Taking of Deborah Logan," Episode 83- "Paranormal Activity" or Episode 203- "Grave Encounters." Please also go check out our teen magazine/Buzzfeed inspired quiz show on our Youtube companion episode. While you're there, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Nov 11, 20191h 0m

Episode 253- C.H.U.D. (1984)

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In this week's episode, we talk about a bunch of people we think we might know from other things with the 1984 sci-fi horror film "C.H.U.D." Special topics for your consideration include: a deep dive on the career and sartorial choices of one Mr. Daniel Stern, a lil bit of baseball talk, sitcoms, cop 'tude, signs of a toxic relationship and the kind of loopiness that we can only muster with a rare afternoon recording session. If you like "C.H.U.D." and movies like it, you may also enjoy Episode 50- "The Blob," Episode 171- "Ghoulies" or maybe Episode 180- "The Stuff." Please also go check out our YouTube companion episode for this week, in which we play a new NPR-inspired game called "Wait Wait Don't C.H.U.D. Me" (please do not sue us NPR we like you). While you're there, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Nov 4, 201955 min

Episode 252- Hocus Pocus (1993)

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In this week's episode we're discussing the 1993 kid-friendly horror film "Hocus Pocus," but a word to the wise: this episode is not kid-friendly as we originally intended. Whoops! Special topics for your consideration include: French aristocrat parties?!, the potential for "peak SJP" and also lightly crushing on Matthew Broderick, what happens when a teenage boy is turned into a cat, wondering whether we actually tried to start a feud with Bette Midler or if we're mis-remembering and the most wonderful time of the year. If you're looking for a kid-friendly episode, we did exactly one. It's Episode 82- "Coraline." If you're looking for a terribly un-kid-friendly episode, perhaps try Episode 127- "Slither," which is like 80% dick jokes. Please also go check out our YouTube companion episode for this week, in which we rank the all-time movie witches and open a gift from a listener. While you're there, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Oct 28, 201947 min

Episode 251- Se7en (1995)

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As dictated by the popular vote on Twitter (@werebulance), this week we're discussing the film "Se7en." Thanks a lot guys, we feel really great right now. Special topics for your consideration include: where the hell is this movie taking place??, the acting prowess of Brad Pitt, reasons why this movie is so goddamn long, a distaste for Gwyneth Paltrow and, obvs, WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOX? Big fan of Brad Pitt? First, why? Second, check out our "Interview with a Vampire" episode, number 190. Just into serial killer horror movies? Then you may be interested in Episode 34- "Candyman," Episode 55- "Silence of the Lambs," Episode 133- "The Cell," Episode 139- "Maniac" or Episode 239- "Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon." Please also go check out our YouTube companion episode for this week, in which we play a little game called "What's in the Box?" While you're there, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Oct 21, 201945 min

Episode 250- Fear (1996)

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In this week's episode, our 250th (!!!), we're asking ourselves the question "who is this movie for, and dear god, why?" with the 1996 horror thriller "Fear." Special topics for your consideration include: how the roller coaster scene affects a 15 year old's brain, the not-so-believable appeal of meth guys, inexplicable Chucky dolls, a Bush sponsorship, potty training theories and WEREWOLF AMBULANCE 4EVA. Do you like Mark Wahlberg? (If so...why?) Anyway, you can catch him again in Episode 12- "The Happening." Do you like teen romps? You may like Episode 44- "Scream." How about home invasion films? We just discussed "The Strangers" in Episode 243. Please also go check out our YouTube companion episode for this week, in which we play a game centered around Bush lyrics and taste test another flavor of M&Ms. While you're at it, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance Also, if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Oct 14, 201958 min

Episode 249- Creepshow 2 (1987)

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In this week's episode, we're revisiting an old friend we haven't seen since Episode 21 with "Creepshow 2" except now the old friend is weird and like, kind of matted and gross and after awhile you start to feel like maybe reuniting wasn't the greatest idea. Special topics for your consideration include: some confusion over what actually constitutes beautiful hair, misplaced confidence, a cautionary tale for aspiring filmmakers, being surprised at actually knowing things and a few things we love: 80s animation, T-tops and Tom Savini. If you like anthologies, you can check out Episode 21- "Creepshow," Episode 68- "Trick r Treat," Episode 102- "Holidays," Episode 132- "Tales from the Darkside" and Episode 178- "The Twilight Zone." Please also go check our our YouTube companion episode for this week, in which we perform a table read and taste test another flavor of Oreos. While you're at it, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Oct 7, 201947 min

Episode 248- Grizzly (1976)

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In this week's episode, we continue with our Jaws ripoff rock block while discussing the 1976 land version, "Grizzly." Special topics for your consideration include: defending oneself against a bear attack, Kelly's terrible interpersonal skills, marshmallow-heavy diets, Slurpees, horses, rocket launchers and one terrible joke about a bear and a rabbit. It's going to be a looooong time before we do another of these Jaws-inspired films, so go ahead and enjoy our other episodes on them: Episode 41- "L'Ultimo Squalo (The Last Shark)," Episode 193- "Orca" and last week's episode, 247- "Piranha." Please also go check our our YouTube companion episode for this week, in which we play a game that requires the utmost intelligence. While you're at it, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Sep 30, 201942 min

Episode 247- Piranha (1978)

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In this week's episode, we're discussing another film from the very specific horror sub-genre called Movies that Rip Off Jaws. This one is from 1978-- "Piranha." Special topics for your consideration include: the fact that this movie stars a dog named Jack Cardwell, extremely weird running and diving, deciding that you're someone's mom just because you hooked up with their dad, Lisa Left Eye Lopes, pluralizing "piranha" and again, because it bears repeating: this movie stars a dog named Jack Cardwell. You like Jaws ripoffs? Lucky for you, we've covered two of them! Check out Episode 41- "L'Ultimo Squalo (The Last Shark)" and Episode 193- "Orca." And because you love those Jaws ripoffs so much, we're doing another one next week! We'll be discussing the 1976 film "Grizzly" because why wouldn't we? Please also go check our our YouTube companion episode for this week, in which we play a game, yell about Jaws and do a Mailbag! While you're at it, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Sep 23, 201940 min

Episode 246- Dead Alive (Braindead) (1992)

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In this week's episode, we cave to a bit of EMT pressure and cover the 1992 Peter Jackson gorefest "Dead Alive" aka "Braindead." Special topics for your consideration include: the most requested film in a very short period of time, our respective thresholds for being completely grossed out, basing one's relationships on messages from tarot cards, cutie lil zombie baby, and the joy of kung fu priests. Are you into gross stuff? Yeah, I bet you are, grosso! Check out our Hellraiser series with the original (Episode 51) and "Hellraiser II: Hellbound" (Episode 205) or maybe something even worse: Episode 181- "Tusk." Please also go check our our YouTube companion episode for this week, in which we have a snack, write a song and do some bonus Mailbags! While you're at it, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5yIiBQ5w6X29GWgf-xb2fA Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [email protected] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an Apple Podcasts rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Sep 16, 201951 min