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Justin and William witness the Chromebook Challenge, Jack Reacher not asking girls to dance, and ChatGPT-Induced Psychosis. Justin also reviews Clown in a Cornfield.

Justin and William witness the reason a Tesla arson suspect was released, Bill Belichick's relationship being a topic of conversation, and Florida outlawing the phrase "almond milk." Justin also reviews Thunderbolts*.

Justin and William witness Shedeur Sanders falling to round 5 of the NFL draft, Jordan Peterson discussing cluster B, and Larry David satirizing Bill Maher's dinner with Donald Trump. Justin also reviews Until Dawn.

Justin and William witness reactions to the shooting at Florida State University, the UK Supreme Court's ruling on gender, and Katy Perry's space flight. Justin also reviews The Amateur.

Justin and William witness Tim Pool's take on the stabbing of Austin Metcalf, Noah Wyle's fighting the good fight, and a Florida city's criminalization of illegal immigration. Justin also reviews Drop.

Justin and William witness CinemaCon, the stabbing of Austin Metcalf, and Trump's tariffs. William also reviews Wheel of Time.

Justin and William witness the University of Michigan eliminating DEI programs, Mississippi eliminating income tax, and derangement discourse. Justin also reviews Severance Season 2 and A Working Man.

Justin and William witness influencers spoiling Epic Universe, vandalism against Teslas, and a teacher being told she needs to remove a sign from her classroom. Justin also reviews Snow White.

Justin and William witness the world's pressing questions: is Elon Musk a nazi, will white men ever stop complaining, and what is autistic masking. Justin also reviews Novocaine.

Justin and William witness the Los Angeles wildfires, Topanga at Monday Night Raw on Netflix, and the eve of Trump's second term. Justin also reviews Den of Thieves 2: Pantera.

Justin and William name the Peak Farce Award winners for 2024.

Justin and William witness the return of the duct taped banana, Drake alleging a Kendrick Lamar diss track was falsely inflated, and a Chinese man sending $550k to a streamer to call him brother. Justin also reviews Moana 2.

Justin and William witness California costing its citizens more money, HBO refusing to decry J.K. Rowling, and Jaguar's new advertising campaign. Justin also reviews Wicked.

Justin and William witness Disney distancing itself from Woke culture, Florida suing FEMA for discrimination and denying aid, and Iran setting up a mental health clinic to treat women who refuse to wear a hijab. Justin also reviews A Real Pain and Red One.

Justin and William witness post-election reactions including a California high school teacher going off in the classroom. Joy Reid calling Florida fascist, and the 4B movement coming to the United States. Justin also reviews Juror #2.

Justin and William witness Joey Bosa's MAGA hat, Peanut the Squirrel's death, and Voter Report Cards. Justin also reviews Absolution.

Justin and William witness Covid reparations in the Bay Area, a poop emoji statue on the national mall, and a professor being fired for dating Hello Kitty TA in Florida. Justin also reviews Woman of the Hour.

Justin and William witness Deryck Whibley of Sum 41's accusations against his former manager, the effects of the University of Michigan's D.E.I. policies, and 7-Eleven's closing of 400 stores.

Justin and William witness President Biden speaking about Hurricane Milton, 60 Minutes editing of Kamala Harris, and the Democrats targetting of men. Justin also reviews Saturday Night.

Justin and William witness Will Ferrell regretting an "awkward" Texas restaurant visit, the response to Joker: Folie a Deux, and the world passing peak obesity. Justin also reviews Never Let Go.

Justin and William witness California apologizing for slavery, a college coach losing her job over a self checkout error, and lighthouse parents. Justin also reviews Megalopolis.

Justin and William witness Three Mile Island's reopening, Hezbollah's exploging pagers, and P Diddy's Freak Offs. Justin also reviews The Killer's Game.

Justin and William witness right wing influencers being duped by Russia, Michigan's new work laws, and the charges against the father of the Georgia school shooter. Justin also reviews Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.

Justin and William witness the founder of Telegram being arrested in France, Rotten Tomatoes introducing a new audience rating, and Gen Z "raw dogging" flights. Justin also reviews Blink Twice.

Justin and William witness if Disney World is erasing all forms of American patriotism, if computer tablet use leads to angry outbursts among toddlers, and if companies should offer unhappy leave. Justin also reviews Longlegs.

Justin and William witness the International Olympics Committee President declaring there is no way to tell a man from a woman, American Noah Lyles's tweet after winning gold in the 100m, and the United Kingdom's Crown Prosecution Service warning the world to think before you post. Justin also reviews It Ends With Us.

Justin and William witness Biden's Supreme Court plan, a new AI Friend, and Olympic women's boxing controversey. Justin also reviews Trap.

Justin and host emeritus Daniel witness Mr. Beast's grooming controversy, the Olympic's open ceremony, and Kamala Harris's border czar title. Justin also reviews Deadpool & Wolverine.

Justin and William witness Justin's Japan trip, Disney Adults organizeing a non-protest protest over Disability Access Service rule changes, and Crowdstrike and the Digital Pandemic. Justin also reviews Fly Me to the Moon.

Justin and William witness the asassination attempt on Donald Trump and the responses to it.

In this Justin-Free episode, William and host emeritus Daniel witness Gay Wrath Month, the Pope's election interference in France, and how to "Trump-proof" NATO.

In this Justin-free episode, William is joined by host emeritus Daniel to witness the Chevron doctrine being overturned, merit-based hiring returning to Silicon Valley, and the Presidential "debate." They also review "The Acolyte" (which Justin never would've watched, so you're welcome?).

In this solo episode, William witnesses asking the government what temperature to set your thermostat at, the EU missing out on Apple's new features, Dell failing to get people to show up to the office for work, and a parent trying to raise a boy brainwashed by anti-racism.

In this solo episode, Justin witnesses the Boston Celtics being on the verge of winning the 2024 NBA Championship and riding Tiana's Bayou Adventure for the first time. He also reviews Inside Out 2.

Justin and William witness if it's rude to call without texting first, if a whistleblower doctor is being persecuted, and if Miss Alabama's weight is an actual controversy. Justin also reviews The Watchers.

Justin and William witness Trump's conviction, Joe Biden's equity, and our culture's stigmatized knowledge. Justin also reviews I Saw the TV Glow.

Justin and William witness a Frontier passenger being arrested after refusing to deplane during an argument with the crew, Florida only allowing bridges to display red, wite, and blue lights during June, and a Catholic monk coming out as a trans man. Justin also reviews The Garfield Movie.

Justin and William witness former NIH Head Francis Collins admitting that Covid origins are not settled, a California city using taxpayer money to provide vodka for homeless alcoholics, and Peacock's Queer Planet. Justin also reviews If.

Justin and William witness the Tom Brady Roast, Oprah Winfrey apologizing for dieting culture, and the online Man v Bear debate. Justin also reviews The Fall Guy & The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare.

Justin and William witness collectors saying a Tom Brady autograph ruined memorabilia, the Biden-Harris Administration announcing final rule requiring automatic refunds of airline tickets and ancillary fees, and the Gaza Solidarity Encampments. Justin also reviews Boy Kills World.

Justin and William witness Google firing 28 workers in aftermath of protests over big tech deal with Israeli government, a Florida bill allowing public school chaplains becoming law, an Ohio high school student missing out on prom after bringing a bag of chips to school. Justin also reviews Abigail.

Justin and William witness a dtuch study that says that most kids grow out of gender confusion, an NPR reporting explaining why they lost America's trust, and a California politician proposing a bill that makes it illegal to contact employees after working hours. William also reviews the Fallout TV series.

Justin and William witness a Planet Fitness bathroom incident, an Illinois parolee committing murder 24 hours after being released from prison, and the San Francisco BART Bystander Intervention Card. Justin also reviews the Road House remake.

Justin and William witnessthe Washington State Supreme Court approving alternative pathways to lawyer licensure, a father being arrested after continuously calling school about child’s homework, and the Missouri teen fight that left one teen hospitalized with a skull fracture. They also review Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire and X-Men 97.

Justin and William witness the Feds coming for “extremist” gamers, Massachusetts investigators pursuing six 8th graders who created a mock slave auction on Snapchat, and Colorado students needing to show their IDs to go to the bathroom. Justin also reviews The American Society of Magical Negroes..

Justin and William witness if we're past peak farce, Helldivers 2 fascist roleplay, and Zack Snyder on the Joe Rogan podcast. William also reviews Dune 2.

In this special, and possibly final, edition of Belichick Your Premises, Justin, William, and Daniel discuss the University of Michigan's National Championship, Super Bowl 58 (53?), and Bill Belichick no longer being the coach of the New England Patriots.

Justin and William name the Peak Farce Award winners for 2023.

Justin and William witness a Hollywood murder, the Newsom vs DeSantis debate, and the Title IX Lawsuit at Hillsdale College.

Justin witnesses pro-Palestine protests at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, students at a Queens high school rioting over a teacher attending a pro-Israel rally, and CM Punk returning to WWE. He also reviews Wish.