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We Fix Space Junk

We Fix Space Junk

Battle Bird Productions

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'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law. A female-led sci-fi comedy sitcom set in the far future, in a high-tech, dystopian world, We Fix Space Junk draws on the sci-fi of the past, following in the footsteps of Harry Harrison and of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Equal parts love-letter to sci-fi and satire of the present-day, Space Junk is lovingly produced by Beth Crane and Hedley Knights of Battle Bird Productions. To support the show visit patreon.com/BattleBirdProd or visit Battlebird.productions

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S7 Ep 1S04E01 - Megafauna

When Kilner and Samantha visit a planet full of megafauna, they find a toothy surprise waiting for them... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Shamini Bundell Maddy Searle Pip Gladwin Laurence Owen Sarah Rhea Werner Vicki Baron David Ault LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 23, 202620 min

Season Four Announcement!

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Hello, we're back! We're here to make a quick announcement -- and it's the one you've all been waiting for! Just in time for our eighth anniversary, the seventh season of We Fix Space Junk is finally ready for release! The mathematically-minded amongst you may also know it as the long-awaited Season Four, but it is, technically, the seventh season! What with Marilyn's diary, Microbytes and so on in between them. Episode One of Season Four will be released on our Patreon feed on the 16th March, eight years after Season One, Episode One first aired. We'll be releasing to our general feed a week later, starting on the 23rd of March! Episodes will go out biweekly, and they'll be a week earlier on our ad-free Patreon feed. We didn't think when we first put out our first season in 2018 that we'd be where we are eight years later. It's been a wild ride and we've learned a hell of a lot in that time about writing, producing, acting and, honestly, about ourselves. It's been a hard road, but we made it. It's been a long time coming! We hope you enjoy the new series. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 23, 20261 min

Introducing... Hard Drive

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Hey! I’m sure you’re all keen for some news; keep your eyes and ears open for some Space Junk Season 4 news over the next month! In the meantime, we wanted to share a trailer for a new sci-fi audio drama from Voyage Media. It’s been created by the Neese Twins, aka the producers of Netflix’s Umbrella Academy, and stars Priah Ferguson, aka the excellent Erica Sinclair in Stranger Things, as Dasha, our protagonist. Hard Drive begins with Dasha inheriting a hard drive of her late grandfather’s memories. She begins to go through them, and as she does she uncovers a conspiracy of global proportions. It’s a mix of sci-fi, mystery, thriller and action and the first season is available to listen to right now. Just look for HARD DRIVE, from Voyage Media, anywhere you listen to podcasts. Here's the trailer! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 27, 20263 min

No Space Like Home: A We Fix Space Junk Festive Special! [Trailer]

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After a run-in with an unexpected asteroid field in Canis-S, Samantha and Kilner find themselves stranded on an unknown planet, the wreckage of their ship strewn for miles. Will they ever make it to the Green Zone and find the Grand Engineer, the only person capable of fixing their ship? Recorded live at London Podcast Festival! Buy our episode on GumRoad! Visit our Patreon Feed! STARRING Rebecca Evans Beth Crane Jack Carmichael Alexander Danner Jeff Van Dreasen Cat Blackard James Carney Hedley Knights Vicki Baron Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 7, 20231 min

Sponsor Bot's Brucemas Broadcast

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A little message from Sponsor Bot; they were very excited to record it for you all! Merry Brucemas one and all! To buy our Hanukkah episode, you can visit our GumRoad page or join our Patreon! We Fix Space Junk will be back next year - we'll be recording again in January! Thank you all so much for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 25, 20229 min

The Hollow Battery: A We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special!

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When Kilner and Samantha are sent to a dead planet to decommission a troublesome trashbot, they find a little more danger than they were expecting... This year's We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special is now live! Free to our Patrons and available to buy on our GumRoad page! STARRING Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Pip Gladwin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 20, 20221 min

The Brucemas Tree: A We Fix Space Junk Brucemas Special

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It's our annual Brucemas mini episode! This special festive episode follows Samantha and Kilner as they give a lift to a neurotic tree. Stay safe and whether you're celebrating or not we hope you have a good festive season! Merry Brucemas! You can find the episode transcript here. CAST Rebecca Evans Beth Crane Jack Carmichael Jen Sugden Our full Brucemas Special, "The Levelling Feast", is available to buy now, along with all of our other festive specials on our Gumroad page! All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 24, 202114 min

(TRAILER) The Levelling Feast: A Marilyn's Diary Brucemas Special

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This year is a very special year for Marilyn. It’s her first time at home on Gontano during the festive season. But before she can relax and enjoy herself, she has a feast to plan! It's a traditional meeting for all of the leaders of Gontano and it has to be just right. And Marilyn’s discovering that getting things right… isn’t that easy. The Levelling Feast, our first Marilyn’s Diary Brucemas Special, is available to pre-order now on our GumRoad, and will also be released to all of our patrons. For more details, visit battlebird.productions! STARRING FRANCESCA MINTOWT-CZYZ KRISTI BOULTON CHRIS SUGDEN PIP GLADWIN HEDLEY KNIGHTS BETH CRANE LAYLA KATIB Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 19, 20212 min

Trailer: A Series of Spooky Space Tales: The We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special

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It's here! Our Halloween Special, A Series of Spooky Space Tales, is out now on our Gumroad page (wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com/l/spookyspacetales) and is free to all of our wonderful Patrons! To support us on Patreon, visit www.patreon.com/BattleBirdProd. Our other Halloween Specials are also on Gumroad at wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com! When Kilner, Samantha, DAX, Jault and Haroldson find themselves stranded on a planet overnight, they can think of nothing better than telling a few spooky tales... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 31, 20211 min

S3 Ep 16Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E08

In which Marilyn and Computer run into some unexpected problems on Gontano... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney Ty Corr Jade Cash Chastity Brown Hedley Knights Luke Booys Kristi Boulton Stas Mintowt-Czyz LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 23, 202120 min

S3 Ep 15Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E07

In which Marilyn and Computer set foot on Gontano for the first time. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney Ty Corr Jade Cash Chastity Brown Hedley Knights LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 9, 202125 min

S3 Ep 14Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E06

In which Marilyn and Computer make some new friends. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney Ty Corr Jade Cash LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 26, 202112 min

S3 Ep 13Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E05

In which Marilyn and Computer have an unlikely nautical encounter. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 12, 202112 min

S3 Ep 12Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E04

Marilyn and Computer visit Earth 2. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 28, 202118 min

S3 Ep 11Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E03

Marilyn and Computer visit a planet which carries out a very curious trade... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 14, 202113 min

S3 Ep 10Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E02

When Marilyn and Computer land on a new planet, they encounter a whole new way of thinking. Whether it's a good way of thinking is yet to be decided... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney Lem Grady LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 31, 202115 min

S3 Ep 9Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E01

When Marilyn first stepped into her new ship, Computer at her side, she assumed her journey home would be quick and easy. Unfortunately, someone had other ideas... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz James Carney LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 16, 202118 min

Mr King's Brucemas Card List

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The annual Brucemas mini episode! It's Brucemas Eve, and Mr King is writing his Brucemas cards... Merry Brucemas! You can find the episode transcript here. This episode stars Karim Kronfli as Mr King. Our Full Brucemas Special: "The Ghosts of Brucemas Past" is available to buy now! visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk to buy a copy of the special and support us in the process! Last year's festive Special "Automnicon: The Brucemas Party" is also available (here)! You'll also get the music by Hedley Knights and a printable Brucemas card design by Beth Crane! All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights LOOKING FOR WAYS TO SUPPORT WE FIX SPACE JUNK? You can join our Patreon or send us a one-off donation on Ko-Fi or PayPal! If you’re looking for something we’ve advertised, visit our affiliate partner page! We’ve also got a wide range of merch available on our TeePublic, Spreadshirt and Etsy pages! FIND US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TWITTER: twitter.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // twitter.com/battlebirdprod // twitter.com/Automnicon FACEBOOK: facebook.com/WeFixSpaceJunk // facebook.com/BattleBirdProd INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/battlebirdproductions TUMBLR: wefixspacejunk.tumblr.com TIKTOK: tiktok.com/@wefixspacejunk WEBSITE: battlebird.productions Heard an ad you think shouldn't be here? Get in touch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 25, 20207 min

[Trailer] The Ghosts of Brucemas Past

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Kilner and Samantha are gearing up for a perfectly normal Brucemas Eve. They’re tucked up in their bunk beds, snoring away. But what they weren’t expecting was the arrival of a certain festive ghost… Our Brucemas Special: "The Ghosts of Brucemas Past" is available for pre order now! visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk to buy a copy of the special and support us in the process! Last year's festive Special "Automnicon: The Brucemas Party" is also available (here)! You'll also get the music by Hedley Knights and a printable Brucemas card design by Beth Crane! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 11, 20202 min

[Trailer:] Halloween Special 2020

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Our Halloween Special: "A Night in On The Hill House" is available for pre order now! visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk To buy a copy of the special and support us in the process! Last year's Halloween Special "Escape Gennero's" is also available (here)! You'll also get the music by Hedley Knights and hand painted artwork by Beth Crane! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 31, 20202 min
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