We Don't Know Hockey

Episode Description: The preseason is creeping closer. While Utah hasn’t officially dropped its rookie showcase schedule, we got a peek from Colorado that the young guns will be skating in the Mile High City. What can we expect from the Mammoth prospects?Slappy ThoughtsSpencer digs into a legendary stick inspection that may have cursed the LA Kings.Tanner listens to some surprisingly good (and sometimes questionable) music projects from NHL players.Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

Connor Ingram is back. After time away in the player assistance program, he’s been cleared to return and will be at training camp with Utah. But with three NHL-caliber goalies on the roster, when most teams only carry two, what does that mean for the Mammoth’s crease going forward?Team USA has released its Olympic orientation roster. While it’s not the final list, it’s a strong preview of who will suit up in Italy. Could Logan Cooley and Clayton Keller be representing the States next year?Meanwhile, SEG announced the first phase of its entertainment district, a 6,000-seat theater. Salt Lake fans, this is getting real.Slappy ThoughtsTanner highlights the NHL records that could be broken this season.Spencer digs into the story of the last goalie to play without a mask, Gump Worsley.Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

We were told Caleb Desnoyers wouldn’t need surgery… turns out we were told wrong. The Mammoth’s latest first-rounder is sidelined for 12 weeks after wrist surgery. Plus, the NHL dropped its list of the top 20 defensemen, and a familiar Mammoth makes the cut. Meanwhile, the kids are alright: Team USA’s U18 squad brings home just their second-ever gold at the Hlinka Gretzky Cup. 🏆🇺🇸This week, Tanner and Spencer play the “What If?” game—imagining what every Mammoth player would be doing if hockey wasn’t in the cards. High school teacher? Reality dating show heartthrob? You’ll want to hear this.And in Slappy Thoughts: Spencer dives into the history of the Hlinka Gretzky Cup, while Tanner learns about the “Dan Marino” of the NHL, the greatest player never to win the Stanley Cup.Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

Archie’s birthday was a blast, and Spencer breaks down his visit with Utah’s most beloved dog. Just when you thought the name was official, another lawsuit has popped up over the Mammoth’s name. Could a rebrand be on the horizon?Last week we ranked the best nicknames on the Mammoth. This week we create nicknames for the rest of the roster, pulling inspiration from their play, their hometowns, and of course, Dragon Ball Z.Slappy ThoughtsSpencer shares the bizarre story of a player who scored a goal in a game he didn’t even play in. Tanner learns about the NHL’s record holder for most career fights.Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

Team Canada has kicked off Olympic orientation and we’re keeping an eye out for Mammoth names on the roster. Who’s got a shot at representing the red and white?Back in Utah, it’s party time for the goodest boy. Archie, the Mammoth’s service dog in training, just turned one and celebrated with the kind of birthday bash every pup deserves.Veggie’s got a new look between the pipes. His updated pads bring the Mammoth branding strong. Are they the cleanest in the league?This week, Tanner and Spencer rank every nickname on the Mammoth roster. From Spicy Tuna to Turbo, which ones slap and which ones sink?Slappy Thoughts Spencer tells the story of Ace Bailey, the first player to have his number retired, and the charity game that sparked the first All-Star event in league history. Tanner relives one of the greatest brawls on ice with Fight Night at the Joe.Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

Don’t let the quiet week fool you—there’s plenty to talk about.Tanner and Spencer hit a Premier Lacrosse League game, and their newfound hockey obsession made for a wild crossover. What does lacrosse get right? And what could it learn from the NHL?Then, we dive into NHL Opening Day. Some matchups are eyebrow-raising, but does that mean they’re good? Plus, Utah continues to lead the league in player treatment, and some big names are starting to take notice. Could this help land a star down the road?Oh—and the long-awaited “Silly Hockey Team Name” Draft finally happened. Who drafted the better squad? You be the judge.Slappy Thoughts this week:Tanner learns all about the short-lived Roller Hockey International league, and Spencer finds the goalie who pulled off the wild feat of winning the Conn Smythe before the Calder. Yeah, that happened.Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

Utah is making moves! Jack McBain and Michael Carcone are back, but what does that mean for the young guns trying to break into the lineup? We break down the signings and what they signal for the season ahead.Speaking of the season, the schedule is out! We highlight the matchups you won’t want to miss and what they could mean for Utah’s early momentum.Then, we’re joined by Chris Smith from Icethetics. We talk jerseys, logos, why NHL designs hits different, and where Utah lands in the visual power rankings.Go give Chris a follow on YouTube and X @Icethetics—you won’t regret it!Interview with Icethetics starts at 34:10Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

Evan Brown is back! The Weber State alum returns to break down the 2025 NHL Draft, the biggest free agency moves, and what it all means for Utah and the rest of the league.Then it’s time to get bold. Evan, Tanner, and Spencer throw out some way-too-early predictions for next season. Who’s gonna pop off? Who’s gonna fall off? And what does Utah need to do to make a playoff run in Year 2?Let the speculation begin.Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

Forgive the pun, but it truly was a Mammoth week for Utah! Utah sends Kesselring and Doan to Buffalo in exchange for rising star JJ Peterka. How will he boost Utah’s talent pool, and are we already cooking up a nickname for his potential line?The NHL Draft also brought major buzz. Utah kept their fourth pick and selected Caleb Desnoyers, a center with massive potential. He might not hit the roster right away, but trust us—this jersey is gonna sell out when he does.Also this week:The NHL and NHLPA reached a tentative four-year CBA extension, keeping labor peace on track. We break down what’s changing and what fans should keep an eye on.Slappy Thoughts this week:Spencer questions whether Gary Bettman really deserves all the hate he gets from hockey fans.Tanner relives the worst trade in NHL history—a Caps fan’s nightmare.Links mentioned in the pod:https://www.reddit.com/r/hockeymemes/comments/1lmqr71/the_difference_between_getting_picked_9th_overall/Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

The Florida Panthers are Stanley Cup champions! Is Florida officially the new hockey hotspot, or did Edmonton just let this one slip away? Tanner and Spencer break down what went right for the Panthers, what went wrong for the Oilers, and what this means for the NHL’s power balance.The season’s over, but the Mammoth rumor mill is just heating up. With a thin free agency class, could Utah make a bold move to snag top talent? And will they use their draft pick or trade it away for a win-now piece?Slappy Thoughts this week:Tanner uncovers one of the worst rebrands in NHL history and how it wrecked a dynasty’s vibe.Spencer looks at the teams Florida now joins as repeat Stanley Cup champions and what it takes to become a back-to-back threat.Links mentioned in the pod:The Logo that Ruined an NHL Dynasty – Sideline Archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFcuGTChCVA Aleksander Barkov Brings the Cup to His Neighbors: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/txDh8Su8FrQHave a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

Florida’s flexing. After a dominant Game 5, they’re one win away from lifting the Cup. But don’t count Edmonton out just yet. Can they rally and force a Game 7?Olympic rosters are starting to take shape, with the first six names for each country locked in. No Mammoth players yet... but could that change before February?With the draft right around the corner, smoke is everywhere. Is Bill Armstrong bluffing the league, or is he truly passing on a top-ranked talent? We break down the rumors and what it could mean for Utah’s rebuild.Slappy Thoughts this week:Spencer unpacks an absolutely bonkers scoring record that still holds up today.Tanner dives into the legend of the worst #1 overall pick in NHL history—and how it all went so, so wrong.Links mentioned in the pod:Hockey Psychology on Game 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIj3FU9PxuYHave a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

The NHL Combine is in the books, and rumors are buzzing louder than a swarm in the Beehive State. Could another big name be heading to Utah? Bill Armstrong says he wants a top-six forward, but will he make a move to land one?Meanwhile, the Stanley Cup Final is getting chippy. Florida’s up 2-1, and Edmonton’s looking for answers. What’s holding the Oilers back, and can they still flip the script?Slappy Thoughts this week:Tanner goes deep on the glowing puck and how it changed hockey broadcasts and left a glowing imprint on all of sports media.Spencer returns for Part 2 of the Stanley Cup’s origin story, with more twists, turns, and royalty than you’d expect from a silver bowl.Utah’s stirring, the Cup’s heating up, and we’re bringing the heat. This is We Don’t Know HockeyHave a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

The Russians are coming! Daniil But and Dmitri Simashev are officially signed, sealed, and heading to Utah. Tanner and Spencer break down what this means for the Mammoth’s blue line and scoring depth. Will they crack the roster out of camp? And how does Desimone’s extension shake up the plans? Bill Armstrong had thoughts, and we’ve got the receipts.Oh, and in case you forgot... the Stanley Cup Final starts tonight. Florida’s hunting for a repeat. Edmonton’s chasing a legacy. Will it be sunshine and champagne or Oil country glory? The boys give their picks.Slappy Thoughts this week:Tanner breaks down the longest playoff streaks in NHL history, including the one that might never be touched.Spencer learns all about Lord Stanley himself. Who was he? Why’d he give away a giant bowl? And how did his gift become the most iconic trophy in sports?This is We Don’t Know Hockey, where the history’s rich, the takes are hot, and the Russians are ready to roll.Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

Boo-Yah! Team USA strikes GOLD for the first time in 92 years at the World Championship, and Captain Clayton Keller leads the charge. Tanner and Spencer break down the young American core, the Mammoth players who showed up on the global stage, and what this means heading into next season. The stars are shining, and they’re wearing red, white, and blue.Meanwhile, back on NHL ice, it’s Conference Finals crunch time. Both series are sitting at 3-1, and let’s just say… the odds aren’t looking great for comebacks, but hey, we’ve seen miracles before. Will it be a Cup rematch or something brand new?Slappy Thoughts this week:Tanner throws it way back to 1942, reliving the greatest Stanley Cup Final comeback ever, when the Leafs reversed a 3-0 series to win it all.Spencer cracks open the history books to see what the world looked like the last time Team USA won Worlds… in 1933.History’s being made, legends are being born, and we’re just trying to keep up. This is We Don’t Know Hockey. 🏒🇺🇸🥇Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

Another year, another disappointment in Toronto. The Core Four collapse in Game 7, and Tanner and Spencer ask the question, "Was anyone really surprised?" With big-name free agents possibly on the move, could the Mammoth be in the mix to bring star power to Utah?The NHL playoffs roll into the Conference Finals, with the Stars vs. Oilers and the Panthers vs. Hurricanes. Is a rematch of last year in the cards? The boys make their predictions and break down who’s got the edge.Meanwhile, Team USA is rolling at Worlds, and Utah’s presence is being felt in a big way, but the road ahead won’t be easy.Plus: Tanner and Spencer finally hit the ice! They share their experience trying to score unopposed and let's just say… the highlight reel was short.Slappy Thoughts:Tanner explores the fog-soaked chaos of the NHL’s weirdest playoff moment: The Fog Game.Spencer breaks down the logic and chaos behind tagging up and the secret to giving your teammates a little more time.Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

The wait is over! Utah’s NHL team is officially the Mammoth, and we’ve got thoughts. Tanner and Spencer break down the new name, logos, jerseys, and everything in between. What’s working? What’s weird? What coulda been?And Utah wasn’t done making noise, they landed the 4th overall pick in the NHL Draft Lottery! We talk about what that means, who might be on the board, and how this pick could shape the Mammoth's first few seasons.Meanwhile, the Second Round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs is living up to the hype. Tight games, huge moments, and no clear favorites. We cover all the action and who’s looking like a contender.Slappy ThoughtsTanner explores the internet’s most-loved (and most-hated) team logos — you might be surprised who fans love to roast.Spencer dives into the history of top draft picks — and just how franchise-changing a high pick can be.New name, new era, and we’re just getting started. This is We Don’t Know Hockey.Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

Round 1 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs is in the books, and the chaos did not disappoint. Two Western Conference matchups went the full seven games, and we're breaking down the wild finishes, standout performances, and who we think is making it out of the next round alive.Utah may be in offseason mode, but that doesn’t mean we’re done repping on the world stage. Seven Utah Hockey Club players are headed to the IIHF World Championship, and Clayton Keller has officially been named Captain America for Team USA 🇺🇸. What does this mean for Utah's identity and future leadership?Slappy Thoughts:Tanner unravels the surprising history of the hockey sweater, from wool disasters to iconic stripes and some jersey flops that should’ve stayed buried.Spencer dives into the NHL’s draft lottery system and breaks down what each trophy means.Tap in, lace up, and let’s get weird with it, this is We Don’t Know Hockey. 🏒🎙️Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

Utah’s season may be in the books, but the work is just getting started! Tanner and Spencer break down the big takeaways from Bill Armstrong and Coach Bear’s exit interviews, including hints at big plans to toughen up the roster, elevate the team culture, and bring in new blood (👀 looking at you, Daniil But and Dmitry Simachev).Meanwhile, Utah will still be reppin' on the international stage! We knew Clayton Keller was suiting up for Team USA at Worlds, but now Kesselring and Kerfoot are joining him to fly the red, white, and blue.And don’t worry, the NHL playoffs are still pure chaos. Every series is a slugfest, and we’ve got updates on who's pulling ahead.Slappy Thoughts:Tanner’s Take: What are the real differences between an NHL game and an IIHF game? (Spoiler: It’s not just rink size.)Spencer’s Stats Class: Spencer digs into the advanced stats shaping how teams predict who wins and why.The season might be done, but the stories? They’re just heating up. Tap in for another episode of We Don’t Know Hockey! 🎙️🏒Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

Weber State Hockey alum Evan Brown returns to the pod! He’s breaking down the NHL playoff picture, sharing his personal picks, and giving us his thoughts on Utah Hockey Club’s inaugural season; what worked, what didn’t, and what needs to change.Then, it’s role reversal time as Evan flips the script and quizzes Tanner and Spencer after a year of learning the game. Are they ready for the big leagues, or headed back to develop a little more?Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!

The playoff dream might be done, but Utah’s not letting up. Tanner and Spencer recap a strong 2-0-1 week from the Utah Hockey Club, including their final home game of the season, where the Delta Center showed major love to the fans with a full-on appreciation event. With two games left, Utah's proving they’re still playing with purpose. Plus, we check in on the teams still grinding for a postseason spot.Slappy Thoughts:Tanner’s Tale: The 1992–93 Pittsburgh Penguins strung together 17 straight wins; a record that still stands. Tanner walks us through the comeback of Mario Lemieux, the close calls, and the unstoppable momentum.Spencer’s Deep Cut: Ever heard of The Gretzky Rule? Spencer uncovers the league’s response to a sneaky loophole the Oilers exploited, and the one player it was made for: Wayne Gretzky.Have a burning hockey question? We’re all ears! Send it over to [email protected], and we just might tackle it in our next episode.Keep the puck rolling—follow us on your favorite social platforms @wedontknowhockey for the latest updates, insider content, and more! Dive into the hockey community with us!