Wasted Takes

Episode David Pastrnak. The slate has been cleaned, the sun is rising, and the troops are preparing to march. NFL football is upon us and the boys are here for the inaugural episode before the start of the 2021 season. Mac Jones rising above Cam Newton is the hot topic and Way-to-Early Playoff predictions shin, but we also talk baseball as we are officially in the last full month of the regular season. Grab a brew 'cause this is a doozy. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Gronk. The 2021 NFL Preseason is officially past us, and the boys are here to break down the last week of games. (DISCLAIMER: We recorded this on Monday, August 30th) We discuss who we think will win the starting job in New England, Cam Newton or Mac Jones (cough.. Mac cough..). Also, Dillon might have the worse delivery of a wasted take of all time.

Episode Kevan Miller. The boys are here for another episode of the most wasted show on the internet. We break down another week of 2021 preseason football as it was another telling week for the rookie QB. Each Wasted Takers serves up a QB take as the start of the regular season fast approaches. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Chad Ochocinco. The boys are here to break down the first week of NFL Preseason. We rank the performances of the rookie QBs, and discuss the best looking teams this week. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Randy Moss. The boys (minus Cam) are here for a good time. We break down the ending of the 2020(21) Olympics., Deshawn Watson (again), and the Red Sox sucks. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Wes Welker. The boys are here for a doozy. 1.5 hours of pure unrefined wasted action. We break down the Olympics, Melo to the Lakers, Deshawn Watson, and such. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Jason Witten. The boys are here for another pack episode, full of stuff I can't remember because we recorded it about 4 days ago and my brain is tired from the long week. We talk Olympics, NBA, and NFL I think. Let's Gets Wasted!

Episode Randy Moss. The boys are her for a pre Olympics episode. The Suns are on the brink of elimination and Giannis Ante-wanahakaloogi-tokounmpo looks to be a lock for the NBA Finals MVP. Swirl some brandy and enjoy the smooth taste of some Wasted Takes. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Jerry Rice. Los chicos están de vuelta para otro. El Fin de Semana de las Estrellas de la MLB ha pasado y el Oso Polar lo hace de nuevo. Las Finales de la NBA están en pleno apogeo, y Richard Sherman está en grandes problemas. Además, el queso no es un condimento. ¡Vamos a desperdiciar!

Episode Jose Abreu. The boys are here with the goods. Another week of sports news. Champa Bay wins again..., Brady gets rocked on the gold course, and Tokyo decides to not allow fans at the Olympics. Let's Get Wasted.

Episode Anthony Munoz. Guess what? We're back again ;). This past week saw some NBA injuries, the start of the NHL playoffs, and the MLB All-Star Phase 1 ballots are final. Crap a true American lager and get ready for a special 4th of July episode. Stay turned as Tucker shows us his true colors (Hint: they aren't Red, White, and Blue...). Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Ray Bourque. The boys are here for another packed episode. We talked NBA, and NHL playoffs, along with more MLB foreign substances news. Top 5 video games is here for List Guys. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Isiah Wynn. So I (Dillon) always edit and post the episodes. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to record with the rest of the crew this week. So when I asked the guys for a quick synopsis of this weeks episode, they replied with "NHL nba sandwich list." Let's Get Wasted...

Episode Vince Wilfork. We are back for another. As always, we talk MLB, NFL, NHL, and NBA news. Get ready to get Wasted!

Episode Jake DeBrusk. The boys are back for another. We break down the past weeks sports news. NBA and NHL playoffs are in full swing. The C's get bounced, and the B's are tied 1-1 in the second round. LeBron acts like LeBron does, and a man brutally assaults Kryie with a dangerous weapon. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Charlie McAvoy. 3 out of 4 of the men are in studio for this one. On deck in this one: Julio Jones wants out, COVID restrictions being lifted, B's advancing to the second round, Nets being hated by everyone, and Lebron's heroics... Grab a brew and get wasted. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Carlton Fisk. Here we go again, the boys are back for another. We break down this past weeks sports news and finish it off with a List Guys fit for the long road. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Evgeni Malkin. The boys are here for a barn burner episode. We discuss this past weeks latest events in the sports world. Enjoy a smooth whiskey on the rocks or an ice cold PBR and get wasted with us. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Tim Thomas (Rookie Season). The boys are here for a our first post 2021 NFL Draft episode. We break down the best and worst of picks this year. Some wild Trey Lance speculations are thrown around, a fruitful take on Mac Jones being a potential ROTY is touched on, and we give our condolences to Justin Fields and the Chicago Bears. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Bronson Arroyo. The boys are here for another Pre=NFL Draft episode. We go through a wasted round robin 1st round draft order. Last year we got 5 picks correct, can we better ourselves this year? Probably not! But worth a shot. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Jaromir Jagr. The boys are here for a pre-NFL draft analysis. We each break down our top 15 picks of the draft, as well as this past weeks sports news. Grab a cold one and prepare to get wasted. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Jakub Zboril (or who ever Trey said). The boys are here for our longest episode to date. It's a doozy, and believe me, List Guys gets pretty Wasted. But before that we discuss Julian Edleman's seemingly retirement, and its officially Draft Season, as such we rattle off our top QB and WR picked for this year's NFL Draft. Let's get Wasted!

Episode Yasiel Puig. The boys are here for a post March Madness Extravaganza as we recap the Final Four, and Championship games. Wasted Takes is just as wasted as every other week, while List Guys, with a topic from our childhoods, and movie review round out the second half of the episode. Let's Get Wasted.

Episode Phil Hughes (absolute bum). The boys are back for a mid March Madness episode. The Final Four is almost set and we break down how we got here. List guys is back for NFL helmets, the longest Wasted Takes round takes form, and the bad scores all around for this past week's movie. Let's get Wasted!

Episode Dustin Pedroia circa 2004. The boys are here to break down the first round of the NCAA DI Basketball Championship. Each Wastedtaker delivers their hot n fresh Wasted Take, and Cams a big loser! Let's Get Wasted.

Episode Brad Marchand. The boys are here for a beefing March Madness episode. We break down our picks for every game, as well as the wild first day of free agency for the Patriots. We're wheelin' and dealin' this week, and the beer is flowing. Let's Get Wasted.

Episode Joe Thuney. The boys are here for a quintessential NFL Off-season show. We debate the last trades and NFL signings. 160 mil for Dak? Alex Smith released? And don't forget about NBA All-star game... or do. List guys is back for Top 5 Vines, and movie review. Grab a cold one and enjoy some hoppy takes. Let's get Wasted!

Episode 'The 61st Episode .' The boys are back for another edition of Wasted Takes. JJ Watt signs with Arizona, Trey Mancini is back on the diamond, and the NBA All Star game is just around the corner. List Guys is back, and Dillon spoils I Care A Lot. Let's get Wasted!

Episode David Andrews. The final episode of The Wasted Takes Comeback Tour, We are back! This episode is actually relevant! On a somber note, we talk Tiger Woods' accident. We talk the Carson Wentz trade. And List Guys is back! Let's get Wasted!

Episode * Generic Lineman * Again, we recorded this two weeks ago and I really don't remember what we talked about, but welcome to The Wasted Takes Comeback Tour Part III. List Guys was born though, and there wasn't much sports news, probably can skip this one. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode * we forgot the number * Part II of the Wasted Takes Comeback Tour. I remember this one's post Super Bowl. We break down the Bucs rise to the Promise and the Chiefs plummet to the eternal damnation. Also, we don't like Mahomes' fiancé. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode * Insert Here * Part 1 of the Wasted Takes Comeback Tour (although at the time we did not know we lost our rights to the podcast). Honestly, we're posting this a month after making it and I don't remember a word that was said. Super Bowl talk, maybe? Idk, you find out. Let's Get Wasted

Episode Lawrence Taylor. The 2021 Conference Championship round has passed us by, and the boys are here to breakdown each game. The Chiefs prove again that they are indeed a wagon and Brady finds a way to another Superbowl. Uncertainty surrounding Rodgers and the Packers, and the Baseball Writers suck. Join us for little scotch on the rocks and Let Get Wasted!

Episode Johnny Rocket. The boys are here after an eventful NFL Divisional Round. We discuss the two match-ups for this coming Sunday. Buccs looking hot? Bills a sleeper? Green Bay coasting to a Super Bowl Victory? Chiefs done without Mahomes? Confucius say we sip on a beer and ponder over these questions.. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Teddy Bruschi. The boys are here to open an ice cold brew and mellow over some Wasted Takes. We talk Round 1 of the NFL Playoffs and discuss predictions for Round 2.

Episode Season 2. The bells rings for Round 2 of Wasted Takes as we bring the most wasted podcast on the internet to a second year. 2021 NFL Playoffs are here and the boys discuss Week 17 and predict 1st round playoff games. But not before the coveted Wasted Takes Round. Lets Get Wasted!

THE WASTIES! The 1st Annual The Wasties Awards Show is here. The boys are live in front of a studio audience to hand out the most coveted of all podcast related awards. Who wins Best Wasted Taker? The Most Wasted-est Take? The Take of the Year? And let us not forget, Listener, Guest, and Picture of the Year! And stay tuned for after the ceremony, as we delivery a Wasted Takes Round off the cuff in front of our loyal listeners on air live. Let's Get Wasted, and LONG LIVE WASTED TAKES!

Episode Ichiro. The boys are here for the penultimate episode, the one before the big one. The episode before our 1 year adversary. We break down this past week's biggest games, and touch on some crazy takes for this week. Let's get Wasted!

Episode Mookie "50 Burger" Betts. The boys meet up for a formal conference call to deliver Suit and Tie takes. Are the Patriots back? Cowboys bullish? Patricia to helm another team? We discuss, and drink more than we should, Let's Get Wasted!

Episode *insert name here* The boys gather remotely for another episode. We break down a full Thanksgiving Week of football, both college and NFL. Let's get Wasted!

Episode (Insert Good Player that we cant find). The boys are back for another week. We break out last weeks NFL games and news. As well as give a solid Wasted Takes round, and a slough of Frauds. Dillon takes home a pair of WT points and Trey hates the Pats! Let's Get Wasted.

Episode Tory Krug (Boooooooo, you stink!) The boys are around the table for another round of Crisp, Smooth, and Refreshing Wasted Takes. We talk everything Week 11, Celtics Draft Day, and Robinson Cano. Do the pats have a chance for a playoff birth? Who in the heck is Aaron Nesmith?

Episode David Krejci. The boys are rolling into another week of Wasted Takes as Dillon's better half (actually she's really a better person) joins the show. We talk bug headlines from Week 9, as well as make our own. The Curse of AB Validated, Could the Lions Snap an 85 Year Tradition?, and Hockey Guys Can Drink... a lot. Also, Tucker takes shots of wine the whole time! Join us for Wasted Takes, grab a brew can get sloppy. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Michael Jordan? The boys are here for a deep dive episode into the first half of the 2020 NFL season. We tackle our playoff predictions, the Pats are toast, the Steelers continue to shine, and we cast our non-political Presidential Election Predications. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Hank Aaron. Just like Hammerin' Hank's 755 big flies, the boys deliver 755 x 5.1 seconds of home run takes. We talk Steelers, UFC, and World Series. Dillon's a huge loser, Cam talks fond(ling) of an old coach, Tucker gets animated during his Wasted Take, and Trey gives a somber State of the Union. Grab your drank, it's Wasted Time. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Troy Polamalu. The boys are back with a post Week 6 escapade. Fitzpatrick has his heart tore from within his warm and loving chest, the Steelers are back as if the US Army needs to make 100 war ships, and the Rays are eyeing a World Series win like that one sting ray looked at Steve Erwin. Get ready for some sweat, blood, and beers. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Jackie Robinson. RIP Chadwick... The boys are back for more football talk. We break down the last week games. And prep for this weeks up coming games, with help from a wild guest, who puts the 'wasted' in Wasted Takes. Get ready for blood, sweat, and beers takes this week. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Chris Sale. The boys are back to talk Week 4 of the NFL season, and as Trey sulks in a defeated funk of sadness delivering an abysmal take, the rest of the gang steps up to the plate. We talk Stidham and Hoyer, NASCAR, Bills, NFC East, and so much more! 😊 Let's Get Wasted! (Please Listen)

Episode Tuukka Rask. Number 40 on the ice, number 0 in our hearts. The boys are back for a thick episode after Week 3. Trey rattles off a plethora of frauds for the past week, Dillon hits part one of the Tampa Bay Parlay, Tucker may have been right about Lamar after all, and Cam delivers a Wasted Take that if true would be the first time in NFL history. Let's Get Wasted!

Episode Larry Csonka. The boys break down the Week 2 NFL action, and Trey has reached the promise land! Congrats on the pander pick, Pelosi... Cam delivers a "Ball Drop" take, and Dillon proposes a ridiculous 3-team parlay. It's nice to have some sports to talk about again. Let's Get Wasted!