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@THEKIDMERO @LIZBELORTIZ @RAINEYOVALLE Read by @ROYWOODJR VICTORY LIGHT: SUNDAY OCTOBER 24 2009 NI99AS THAT WAS PROBABLY MAD PUSSY YO THERES ALOT OF MUTHAFUCKAS WHO WAS POWERFUL OR HAD SHIT ON SMASH OR DID MAD DIRT AND YALL THINK THEY PROBABLY TOUGH GUYS, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THESE NI99AS THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE THEY WAS PROBABLY MAD PUSSY AND WASN'T GANGSTA AT ALL AND THEY JUST GOT WRITTEN UP THAT WAY CUZ THEY HAD PR PEOPLE AND WAS COOL WITH MUTHAFUCKAS AT THE NEWSPAPER OR WHATEVER. HERE'S A FEW OF THEM. GEORGE WASHINGTON: THIS BOZO IS THE FATHER OF THE COUNTRY AND REVOLUTIONARY WAR AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BUT THE NI99A GOT ON A WIG AND A POETRY SHIRT. BRO LOOK LIKE A GRANDMA IN A BLAZER. AND THIS GUY WORE A SUIT AND THIGH HIGHS ALL THE TIME. IMAGINE I GO OUT IN A SUIT AND THIGH HIGHS? THATS LIKE WEARING A SANDWICH BOARD THAT SAY "FAM I AM SO PUSSY" ALSO I DON'T THINK WARS BACK IN THE DAY WAS A BIG DEAL, IF A NI99A SHOT YOU AND MISSED IT TOOK LIKE 13 MINUTES FOR THEM TO RELOAD. SO BASICALLY ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BE PUSSY AND WAIT FOR MUTHAFUCKAS TO SHOOT FIRST THEN MAKE SURE YOU AIN'T MISS. WASN'T NO LANDMINES OR SNIPER RIFLES OR GRENADES. SHIT WAS A JOKE. NI99AS BASICALLY HAD KNIFE FIGHTS WITH STICKS...AND THEY WAS WEARING SPORT COATS AND THIGH HIGHS THE WHOLE TIME. WILD PUSSY. HE LOOKS MAD PUSSY IN THE PICTURE OF HIM IN THE BOAT TOO. ALSO, THE NATIVES FOUGHT ALL THIS NIGGAS FIGHTS FOR HIM BUT YOU KNOW HOW THAT GO, THEY GON TEACH YOU HISTORY. SON WAS PROBABLY OD PUSSY.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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@THEKIDMERO @LIZBELORTIZ @RAINEYOVALLE Intro read by @LINMANUELMIRANDA VICTORY LIGHT : WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2010 NEW GUY IN THE HOOD YO SOMETIMES YOU MOVE B. I DONT THINK I KNOW ANYONE THAT LIVED IN ONE APARTMENT/HOUSE/CABIN/CONDO/BOX THEY WHOLE LIFE. THE SHIT (Thing) IS, WHEN YOU MOVE, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY AND IF YOU AN OUTSIDE NIGGA (Type of Dude) IT'S HARD TO ADJUST AND MAKE FRIENDS (THAT SOUNDS WILD CORNY BUT THATS BASICALLY WHAT YOU TRYNA DO). SO IMA GIVE YALL SOME POINTERS ON WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU MOVE INTO A NEW HOOD. DON'T JUST GO UP TO NIGGAS AND TRY TO SHAKE HANDS ON SOME OBAMA SHIT. YOU AIN'T OBAMA. YOU LOOKIN LIKE A SNITCH RIGHT NOW IF WE ALL STANDIN HERE SMOKIN A BLUNT AND YOU JUMP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CYPH WITH YA LIL GIRLY MOUTH MAD EXCITED LIKE YOU ABOUT TO START POP LOCKIN. STOP THAT. IF YOU DO THIS YOU FUCKED UP AND ITS IRREVERSIBLE SO JUST STAY IN YOUR CRIB AND PLAY CRASH BANDICOOT NIGGA CUZ YOU CAN'T COME OUTSIDE NO MORE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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VICTORY LIGHT IS A EXTREMELY CULTURALLY RELEVANT BIWEEKLY PODCAST WHERE MYSELF THE KID MERO WHO IS A STAR IN MAD DIFFERENT MEDIUMS DISCUSS TOPICS OF THE DAY WITH THE ENERGY OF A RHINO ON VIAGRA SMASHIN CHEEKS ON THE AFRICAN PLAINS. I AM SOMETIMES JOINED BY TWO ERUDITE COHOSTS WHO HAVE VERY HIGH SAUCE LEVELS AND WHO YOU WILL EVENTUALLY BE READING ONE OF THESE LIL BLURBS ABOUT THEIR SHOW BECAUSE MY EYE FOR TALENT IS TREMENDOUS. TUNE IN 2X A WEEK TO HEAR THE TAKES YOUR BODY ACHES FOR B. GIVE IN TO YOUR DESIRE TO HAVE YOUR 3RD EYE DILATED AND PENETRATED BY KNOWLEDGE DARTS.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.