
Underaged Grandparents with Matty & Esther Acton
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55. Choking In A Chicken Shop
54. How To Tell It's True Love!
53. Orgasim Manifesting
52. Poo Towels & Over Stimulated Mums
51. Guest Episode - Libby Trickett
50. Coachella & Children

Ep 5049. A Millennial Woman's Perfect Night
This week on Underaged Grandparents… How far would you go to “keep the spark alive” in your marriage? One of our friends has taken things very seriously… and it involves changing her husband’s body. You need to hear this. With our son now in high school, we’ve officially entered the homework era… and let’s just say we might be taking it way too far. Unhinged Fear Files is back — and this one will have you thinking, “Wait… could that actually happen to me?!” Plus, we may have just discovered the ultimate millennial girls’ night. Jump into the chaos with us — and don’t forget to share your stories. We love hearing from you. Just search Underaged Grandparents Podcast on Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook.

Ep 4948. Sun On Your Bum & Sleep Divorce
This week on Underaged Grandparents: Forget “healthy snacks” — we’re sharing borderline unhinged parenting hacks that somehow… actually work. Would you try a sleep divorce to save your relationship… or is it the fastest way to ruin it? Matt and Esther debate — and design their dream solo bedrooms 👀 And yes… we’re seriously asking: should you be sunbaking your bum?! Got a story? Jump in and be part of the chaos — search Underaged Grandparents Podcast on Instagram, TikTok and Facebook.

Ep 4847. I Found My Partners Journal... And Opened It
School’s almost out… and the kids are officially feral. This week, Esther reveals the no-fight morning routine hack every parent needs right now. Matt shares a childhood story that honestly should’ve been unpacked in therapy. Would you read your partner’s journal if you found it… or is that a line you never cross? Plus, the 3 strict rules one dad has for dating his daughter — and we need to know if you agree. 👉 Be part of the chaos. Find Underaged Grandparents Podcast on Instagram, TikTok & Facebook and send us your stories.

Ep 4746. Twisted Testicles & Unhinged Tips To Stay Married
We Nearly Forgot Marriage Counselling… So Things Got Unhinged 😅 This week, Matty and Esther are pulling out the most unhinged tips to stay married. Will they keep you together? Yes. Will they kill the spark? Also yes. Our son is REFUSING to free ball because he thinks his testicles will twist… is that actually a thing or has Google ruined him? Esther got hit on… and Matty is not handling it well. Is this how it all ends?! Plus, Netflix’s Inside the Manosphere is exposing the toxic influencers targeting young boys — so how do you even start that conversation with your kids? 💬 Got a story? We want it. Search Underaged Grandparents on Instagram, TikTok & Facebook and be part of the show.

Ep 4645. When FaceTime Outs Your Parenting
This week on Underaged Grandparents… Matty & Esther had to ground their son Zander — which led to the realisation that kids barely get grounded anymore. So what actually works when it comes to disciplining pre-teens these days? Esther also had a scary moment after a mammogram. It’s a powerful reminder for everyone: don’t put it off — get checked. And we’re talking about those awkward parenting moments when your kids are on the iPad FaceTiming their friends… and suddenly everything you say (or yell) is being broadcast live to another household. We’d love you to be part of the show! Jump on our socials and search “Underaged Grandparents Podcast” on Instagram, TikTok, or join our Facebook group. Send us your stories — if we read yours on the show, We'll send you a gift!

Ep 4544. Terrible Love Advice… and the Impossible Job of Grounding Pre-Teens
This week on Underaged Grandparents… Men love to say they “hate drama”… but Esther thinks she’s figured out exactly where men get their drama fix. And honestly, she might be onto something. We’re also tackling one of the great modern parenting dilemmas — how do you actually “ground” pre-teens these days? When their entire life is online, what even works anymore? We need your help on this one. Plus, the internet is full of “experts”… but some of the relationship advice floating around might be the worst love advice we’ve ever heard. Jump in and be part of the show! Share your stories with us by searching Underaged Grandparents on Instagram, TikTok and Facebook.

Ep 4443. Accidentally Drugging a Kid
This week on Underaged Grandparents, we’re diving into the stuff no one really teaches you… 🔥 Perimenopause — what it actually is, what it means for relationships, and why men probably need to understand it better. (Disclaimer: we are NOT doctors… just two confused people trying to survive marriage.) 😳 Did Matt cross a line with someone else’s kids? It got awkward… fast. You decide — was it harmless or a hard no? 🌪️ Am I Overreacting? is back — and we are divided. A dramatic storm-out… but was it justified? Jump in and tell us what YOU think. Search Underaged Grandparents Podcast on TikTok, Instagram & Facebook and share your chaos with ours.

Ep 4342. The Unspoken Rules of Kids’ Parties
It’s been a BIG week for Matty & Esther. One national TV appearance later… and now they’re spiralling: are they actually better parents the second time around — or just more tired? What’s the best way to deliver bad news to your partner? We tried it. It backfired. Spectacularly. Plus — what are the unspoken rules of kids’ parties? Do you stay or drop and run? How much are we spending on presents now? And since when did parents start having drinks at them?! Oh — and we somehow deep dive into the science behind those freakishly long frozen chips. Because obviously. It’s chaotic. It’s relatable. It’s classic Underaged Grandparents. Jump in and join the chat — search Underaged Grandparents on Instagram, TikTok and Facebook. We want your stories.

Ep 4241. Kids Have No Filter!
This week on Underaged Grandparents… After 20 years together, Matty & Esther ask the big question: Is it finally time to give up on Valentine’s Day? 💔🌹 School lunch boxes — when did they become a competitive sport? Some parents are absolutely taking the piss… and we need to talk about it. And we still cannot believe what came out of our daughter’s mouth this week. It completely floored us. Want more chaos? Find us on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok — just search Underaged Grandparents Podcast and join the madness.

Ep 4140. What Happened In The WhatsApp
Every parent has to deal with them… school WhatsApp groups. But are there rules? And if so, why does nobody follow them? We break it down — and yes, we’re asking for backup. Ever checked how much your kid has accidentally spent online? Don’t. Actually… do. But sit down first. And then there’s the conversation no one wants to have — what do you want done with your ashes when you die? Our friend’s parents have an idea so unhinged it should probably be illegal. Just wait for it. Parenting, relationships, and the slow realisation that no one knows what they’re doing. Find us by searching Underaged Grandparents Podcast on Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook.

Ep 4039. Back To School & Busted With A Fake ID
It’s back-to-school week, which comes with ALL the emotions! We’re happy the school holiday stress has died down, but with a child starting high school, Matty and Esther have a lot to reflect on. We break down the Beckham saga and ask the question: “Is it a parent’s or a child’s job to make amends?” Plus, a story of every parent’s worst nightmare – losing someone else’s child. Stay in touch and share your stories on our socials: Instagram, TikTok & Facebook. Just search Underaged Grandparents Podcast.

Ep 3938. Pregnant Some Time As Your Daughter
There are a lot of questions being asked on this week’s episode… and we need answers. • Is Dubai really the best place in the world to give birth? • Is it okay to be pregnant at the same time as your daughter? • Have you ever sharted? Yep — that’s this week’s Unhinged Fear File 😬 • And who actually makes the cut for the family photo? Jump into the conversation and give us your answers by following Underaged Grandparents on TikTok & Instagram, and joining our Facebook group.

Ep 3837. Happy New Year Resolutions
This is a minisode! It’s a brand new year, so we’re chatting all things New Year’s resolutions — the realistic ones, the ambitious ones, and the ones that probably won’t last past January 😅 We’d love to hear yours! Search Underaged Grandparents on Facebook and join the group to be part of the conversation.

Ep 3736. Jealous Of A Sick Sibling
School holidays are in full swing, so we’re diving headfirst into the chaos on this week’s episode. • How much stuff do you actually need to pack when you go away? The debate rages on 🧳 • The weirdest things you were ever jealous of when it came to your siblings • The very basic (and uncultured) diet of a 90s kid • Plus, Esther delivers another Unhinged Fear File you won’t see coming 😬 Get more of the show and join the conversation by searching Underaged Grandparents on Instagram, TikTok, and in our Facebook group.

Ep 3635. Snooping Through Celebrities Bathrooms
Twas the night before Christmas… and this episode dropped. Esther’s Unhinged Fear Files returns, and this time it’s all about the anxiety of gift-giving 🎁😬 Matt somehow found himself inside a celebrity’s house… and didn’t check out the bathroom. Honestly, WTF? Plus, we need your help: what age is too young (or too old) for freedom? How much independence do you actually give your kids? Be part of the show by joining the chaos on our socials — search Underaged Grandparents on Instagram & TikTok, and jump into the Facebook group.

Ep 3534. Santas Hotline Special
🎅 Santa’s Hotline Special 🎅 This special episode is dedicated entirely to our Santa’s Hotline — the ultimate parenting secret weapon. When the kids are carrying on, parents can call Santa directly and let him know who’s heading straight for the naughty list. 📞 Call 0414 886 239 anytime Leave a message and we’ll play the best (and most unhinged) calls on the podcast. Because sometimes Santa needs to hear the truth… 😈🎄

Ep 3433. A Snake Bit My Vagina
This week on the podcast, Matty & Esther are deep in the chaos of school holidays — and coming to terms with the fact that their kids now have better social lives than they do. What do you even say when someone casually drops, “We’ve split up”? Unhinged Fear File: “A snake bit my vagina” — yes, it’s a real And… we’re making our TV debut! It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and uncomfortably relatable. Please subscribe for weekly episodes and follow us on Instagram, TikTok & Facebook: Underaged Grandparents Podcast.

Ep 3332. Mum Guilt Spiral
THIS WEEK ON UNDERAGED GRANDPARENTS… Esther’s hit with a fresh wave of Mum Guilt — but should she actually feel bad? We dive into the spicy world of location sharing with your partner… cute or creepy? The Prime Minister got married and we may have… uh… invented some completely fake news about it. Santa’s Threat Line is back! And we’re serving up the wildest calls parents have sent our way. Join the chaos in our Facebook group “Underaged Grandparents Podcast” and follow us on Insta, TikTok & YouTube to be part of the show! 🎙️🔥

Ep 3231. Storms Stop The Show & Cooked Ladies
This week on Underaged Grandparents, Matty & Esther are juggling a lot… Detective Children – Why do kids have CIA-level skills when you’re trying to hide literally anything? Esther’s Boomer Moment – She’s only 42… but something happened that aged her instantly. SANTA’S THREAT LINE – Every parent needs this in the lead-up to Christmas: 0414 886 239. Save it. You’ll use it. Holiday Dilemma – Can you go away with just the grandkids… and leave the Son & Daughter-in-law at home? Follow Underaged Grandparents Podcast on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube and in our Facebook group — and send us your stories too!

Ep 3130. Kids Crazy Christmas Requests
🔥 BIG EPISODE THIS WEEK! 🔥 Our Naughty Nanna of the Week could honestly be best mates with Snoop Dogg… You shared the weirdest things your kids want for Christmas — and wow, you did not disappoint. And we ask the big question: Does your kid’s name predict their personality? Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook and YouTube — just search Underaged Grandparents Podcast and be part of the show! 🎙️✨

Ep 3029. Naughty Nannas, House Wars & Date Night Disasters
This week on Underaged Grandparents… We kick things off with Naughty Nanna stories — and yep, turns out she can still chuck a moon. Date night in your 30s… is it romance or logistics? The ultimate domestic debate: who actually decides where things belong in the house — the husband or the wife? And seriously… what does SAG SZN BBY even mean? Follow us and join the chaos! Just search Underaged Grandparents on Instagram, TikTok, or our Facebook Group.
Ep 2928. Terrifying Teenagers
This week on Underaged Grandparents… things got chaotic. We attempted to babysit our granddaughter… and realised we may not be the natural parenting gods we thought we were. Esther took a tumble and accidentally flashed half the neighbourhood. You're welcome, world. Functional vs sexy underwear: Where’s the line? And why does every comfy pair look like it belongs to your Nan? And… are teenagers actually terrifying? (Short answer: yes. Yes they are.) Hit follow/subscribe to join the chaos each week — and come hang out with us on Instagram, TikTok & Facebook. Just search Underaged Grandparents Podcast.

Ep 2827. Unhinged Tips To Stay Married Are BACK!
You guys love our unhinged tips to stay married, so this episode is short, sweet, and absolutely packed full of them! We’re not talking about the usual “never go to bed angry” stuff… No, no. These are weird, unhinged, and hilarious things you can actually try. Got one of your own? Hit us up on socials at Underaged Grandparents Podcast, or shoot us an email at [email protected]

Ep 2726. Nude Floating & Fancy Snacks
In this episode of Underaged Grandparents: We’re spicing up date night — but not like that. No drinking & new adventures, What should we try next? Cheeseboards have officially gone too far. Can we please just have cheese and meat again? Plus, more mother-in-law stories — and the unbelievably RUDE you've been given Come hang out with us on Instagram, TikTok and our Facebook Group “Underaged Grandparents Podcast” and be part of the show. Got a story or a rant? Email us: [email protected] You can also email - [email protected]
Ep 2625. The Monster In Law
In this episode of Underaged Grandparents: 🎤 We saw Mariah Carey live! Esther shares her honest review of the show. 💇♀️ Am I Overreacting? — A mother-in-law takes the kids for a haircut... without asking the parents first! 😬 Friendemies — What do you do when a friend just can’t be happy for you? We’d love you to be part of the show! Find us on Instagram, TikTok, or join our Facebook group “Underaged Grandparents.” You can also email us anytime at [email protected]

Ep 2524. Pubic Hair & Humiliation
On this episode: Someone breaks into the house at 2am… but things take a massive turn when Matt confronts the bad guy! We’re celebrating 20 years together — are we happy, or does it feel like a life sentence? Pubic hair… is it back? And would you actually pay good money for it? We love having you as part of the show! Get around us on socials by searching “Underaged Grandparents” or email us at [email protected]

Ep 2423. Can You Hook Up With Your Kids Teacher?
If you’re not following us yet… do it now! Pretty please (with a wine on top). 🍷 There’s a bit going on in Episode 23: Millennials have a weird way of getting their kids to sleep — but hey, it works. Am I Overreacting? is back… and this week someone wants to know if it’s okay to hook up with their kid’s teacher 👀 Parenting Karma: judge another parent and karma will find you — fast. Join the Underaged Grandparents family! Follow us on Instagram, TikTok & YouTube, and jump into our Facebook group to share your stories and be part of the show.

Ep 2322. A Handsy Prime Minister & Kids Our Are Soft!
We’re now dropping DOUBLE episodes every week — so hit subscribe and get around it! In Episode 22 we dive into: Which Prime Minister got a little too hands-on with a pop star 🍑 Why growing up in the 90s was basically a death trap — and whether our kids need a bit more danger in their lives Your questions answered — including whether we’ve finally cracked the secret to fighting properly Join the Underaged Grandparents family! Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube, and jump into our Facebook group to share your stories and be part of the show.

21. Am I Overreacting? - "He Tracks My Cycle"
We’re back after a two-week school holiday break! This week on Underaged Grandparents we’re diving into: Why men never seem to hear what their wives actually say 🤔 Taylor Swift’s new album (Esther’s all over it, obviously) 🎶 The return of “Am I Overreacting?” — and this time, we can’t decide if he’s a genius or a creep 😬 Got a story of your own? Be part of the show! Share it with us on Facebook, Instagram, or TikTok — just search Underaged Grandparents Podcast.

Ep 2220. Candles, Kids & Quirky Turn-Ons
This week on Underaged Grandparents… What if Sabrina Carpenter’s Tears was actually written by a woman 10 years into marriage? 👀 Am I The Only One…? Blowing out birthday candles before singing Happy Birthday. 🎂 Should kids watch the news, or are we better off keeping them in blissful ignorance? 📰 Plus, we want to hear from YOU! Share your stories with us at [email protected] and catch extra chaos on our socials.

Ep 2119. Shaved Nuts & Backseat Drivers
This week on Underaged Grandparents… 🎤 Sabrina Carpenter’s lyrics – genius or just straight-up lies? Matty reckons if he’s in charge, there are definitely no tears running down Esther’s thighs. 🤫 Our kids are spilling family secrets to other mums at school… and we’re sweating. 🚗 Backseat drivers – do they ever make life easier, or are they the ultimate nightmare? 😅 The unhinged things that give us anxiety.... 👉 Got a story of your own? Jump into the chaos with us! Find Underaged Grandparents Podcast on socials and send us yours—we love featuring them.

Ep 2018. Bush Poos & Beauty Tools
This week we launch a brand-new segment: “Does Anybody Else?” — and the questions are already wild. Got one? Drop it in the Underaged Grandparents Podcast Facebook group. We also went camping… but what counts as “essential gear”? Turns out, not everyone agrees. Plus, did you grow up in a hoarding household? You’ll want to hear this. Join the convo and get more of the show on TikTok & Instagram!

Ep 1917. Do You Want To Vent Or Do You Want Solutions?
This week starts off rough—but don’t worry, we’ve got the answers (well… kind of) with another round of “Unhinged Tips to Stay Married.” We’re also tackling the big parenting dilemma: When’s the right time to give your kids a mobile phone? Spoiler alert: it’s not nearly as straightforward as you think. Join the conversation anytime on TikTok, Instagram, or in our Facebook group “Underaged Grandparents Podcast.”
Ep 18"Quickie" Taylor Swift Is Engaged!
Taylor Swift just announced her engagement to Travis Kelce — and you know we couldn’t stay quiet about it! Esther (our resident Swiftie) is losing her mind, so we dropped a bonus episode to unpack the biggest story in the world right now. Plus, we check in with the TNT Love Story chat to see how everyone’s reacting.

Ep 1716. Book Week is Hell (and Other Life Lessons)
It’s Book Week — every parent’s nightmare! We break down the different types of mums and dads when it comes to costumes (and yes, you’ll recognise yourself in at least one of them). We also dive into The Let Them Theory — why it sounds simple, but is brutally hard to use when it’s with someone closest to you. And finally… foodie wankers, beware. The ultimate prank has been pulled. 👉 Get more of the show on Instagram, TikTok & YouTube. Plus, join our Facebook group Underaged Grandparents Podcast and share your stories with us!
Ep 1615. When Gastro Hits
Gastro wiped out the whole family this week — and it turns out there are two types of families when that happens. Which one are you? 🤢 We also dive into the wild, unhinged things people do to keep their marriages alive. Trust us… you wouldn’t guess them in a million years! 💍🔥 Plus, Esther goes to obedience training — yep, you read that right. Wait until you hear why… 🐾 Join the convo in the Underaged Grandparents Podcast Facebook group, and follow us on Instagram & TikTok for more laughs.
Ep 1514. Unhinged Mum Moments
This week on Underaged Grandparents 🎙️ 🍼 Postpartum madness! You won’t believe the wildest things mums have done after giving birth. These stories are next-level. 🍷 Are millennials the biggest drinkers in history? We dive into what the internet is saying — and whether it's actually true. 😳 How to tell when your partner is lying to your face — Esther spills the one giveaway she can’t hide. We love hearing from you! Share your stories or weigh in on the convo — just search Underaged Grandparents Podcast on Instagram, TikTok or join our Facebook group. 💬
Ep 1413. Radio Beef & Parenting Grief
This week’s episode has everything — drama, parenting debates, and a bit of petty behaviour. A fiery on-air clash between Matty and Osher Günsberg has resurfaced… and yes, we’ve got the original audio and Osher’s thoughts on the moment. Also in this episode: – Are we all just a little bit petty in arguments with our partners? Esther sure thinks so. – Gen Z parents — are they doing it better than us? We reckon they might be. We’d love to hear from you! Get involved on Instagram, TikTok, or our Facebook group — just search Underaged Grandparents. Got a juicy story to share? Slide into our DMs. You can stay anonymous if it’s extra spicy 🔥
Ep 1312. Hot Ex, Cold Sausage
🎙 This Week on Underaged Grandparents Matty & Esther are back — and the “Me Time” debate continues! 🧖♀️🧘♂️ You guys flooded the comments, so we’re diving into even more of your spicy scenarios. 🎓 High School Reunions Worth the drama or just painfully awkward? We unpack it all. 🔥 Awkward BBQ Alert Matty accidentally became mates with one of Esther’s exes… Guess what happened when they all showed up to the same BBQ? 👀 👇 Be part of the chaos: 📲 Follow us on Instagram & TikTok 👨👩👧 Join the Underaged Grandparents Podcast Facebook Group
Ep 1211. Vasectomies & Vacations
Sorry we’re late — but this episode’s worth the wait! Fresh off their family holiday, Matty & Esther are covering a lot: ✈️ Traveling with kids (spoiler: not relaxing) 👵 Where’s the line with grandparents and their “rules”? 💇♀️ Is the hairdresser actually considered me-time? ✂️ And… what if Matty’s vasectomy didn’t work? 😳 Join the chat and the laughs in our Facebook group — just search Underaged Grandparents Podcast. We’re also on TikTok and Instagram! Got a story? Send it in — we’ll keep you anonymous - [email protected]
Ep 1110. Hot Flushes & Vodka Shots
What happens when a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law hit the club together? This week, Esther spills the tea on her wild night out with our daughter-in-law—and let’s just say, the age gap showed! Plus, in this week's "Am I Overreacting?", we tackle a hot wedding topic: Do extended family members really need to be included in the plans? We love having you as part of the show! 🎉 Join the convo on Instagram and our Facebook group by searching Underaged Grandparents Podcast — or find us on TikTok: @underagedgrandparents Got a juicy story or opinion? DM us and we might feature it on the pod! As always you can remain anonymous!
Ep 109. How NOT To Have The Birds & The Bees Chat
This week on the podcast… things get awkward 😅 Matty & Esther answer a listener question: “How did you have the Birds & the Bees talk with your teenage son?” Let’s just say… it did not go as planned 😬 Plus: 💍 The wild extravagance of Jeff Bezos’ wedding 🤔 Another round of "Am I Overreacting?" — you decide! 🎥 Watch full episodes on YouTube 📲 Follow us on TikTok, Instagram & join the convo in our Facebook group: Underaged Grandparents Podcast
Ep 98. Hiding From An Intruder Naked
This week on the Underaged Grandparents Podcast… 🚨 Esther has a terrifying moment — someone breaks into the house while she’s home… and naked. 😬 We break down Meghan Markle’s most cringe interview yet 🦫 And Matty casually drops that he wants to be taxidermied… yes, seriously. WTF?! We love having you as part of the show ❤️ Drop us a review, suggest a topic, or share your wild stories — we might feature them! 🎧 Follow us on TikTok & Instagram: @UnderagedGrandparents 👵👴 Join the Facebook group: Underaged Grandparents Podcast
Ep 87. Is The Term "Hot Mess" An Insult?
This week on the Underaged Grandparents Podcast… 😤 Matt finds himself in every parent's nightmare — a full-blown public tantrum at Kmart. 🔥 And Esther's been called a “hot mess” — but is it an insult or a compliment? We’d love you to subscribe and join the family 💬 Follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and join the conversation in our Facebook group: Underaged Grandparents Podcast 🎥 Watch full episodes now on YouTube — just search "Underaged Grandparents Podcast"