Ugly on the Inside

This week the boys catch up on the outrage over Sydney Sweeney's jeans ad, why coffee shop culture stinks, growing old and raising Siamese twins.

Kirill is nervous about going on a first date with his old Russian friend and then we make fun of the Tea App fiasco, why white people shouldn't date outside their race and more!

Trump said that Jeffrey Epstein's client list is a hoax. Conor McGregor sends nudes. What else is there to talk about?

America is one giant reality show: Diddy is probably going to go free and Alligator Alcatraz is officially open!

Val gets a heatstroke and misses out on seeing Dave Chappelle. A rich guy tries to marry a 9 year old at Disneyland Paris. Chris Brown is still selling out arenas. We now have men with cervical cancer. A lot to unpack this week. Strap in!

Trump started a cell phone company, why protests are annoying, a billionaire died from a bee sting, putting hard-boiled eggs in your butt and why nobody wants to work.

How can a 22 year old girl be this angry? Super cuck behavior to care about the planet this much, no? We also solve the global immigration issue and unpack this week's news with a lot of giggles.

This week we unpack why Britney Spears is still crazy, why tipping culture is out of control, sexual health products for dogs, intrusive thoughts only guys get and crypto kidnappings.

We are hungover and recap our night out hopping around NYC running into G-Eazy at his album release party and almost dying at a Chainsmokers party 101 stories in the sky.

Kim K got robbed by a bunch of grandpas (no joke), buying nudes from your AI girlfriend, Trump gets a $400 million gift, indecisive women, exposing a cheater in front of everyone and more!

This week we unpack a lot: racist bottle service sign in Philly, getting paid $1,000 to deport yourself, food makes people less racist, basic hygiene rules, getting offended once the world collapses and more!

So much has happened in one week... we discuss cutting your lips off after kissing another man... fighting a gorilla with 100 of your boys... is gossiping a female quality... proposing to a girl who has had bigger dicks than you... and so much more.

Imagine falling in love with the most amazing woman in the world who is gentle, kind, thoughtful, caring, never misses a birthday, always thinking of others and then she demands that you get her a REAL diamond because children must die in order for it to have meaning. We discuss this.

The most diabolical auditor of internet liars is here... John Dorsey AKA Goob! He came in to help us make fun of the internet's biggest losers.

Faysal Lawrence comes in for some giggle time as we discuss the positives of treating women like property, navigating modern relationships, a few 9/11 jokes and everything in between!

The hottest chick in a handicapped spot... Karlee. She doesn't let her accident stop her from literally sleeping with your dad if you break her heart. We spend an hour asking all the absurd questions, hearing absurd stories and making absurd jokes.

Sasha Merci is a Dominican comedian, actress and fellow just as miserable as us so it was really nice to just sit down and make fun of living in LA, dating in LA, why NYC is better and 100 different other tangents we go on catching up with her!

He's funny. He's hot. He's Marco DelVecchio. Three sort-of straight white guys break down every relationship issue under the sun... including: is herpes a dealbre

Infamously gay and hilarious... Liam Riley is here. We grill him on everything gay that we haven't covered yet... where does the gay voice come from? Was 9/11 an inside job? Are all buttholes the same?

Joanna Angel is a legend. A Jewish legend. We find out her grandma had beef with Anne Frank. Let's just say it was a silly very Jewish hour.

Kosha Dillz is a Jewish rapper, actor, activist and absolute menace. He tells us what it's like filming a music video in Auschwitz, beefing with Kanye, rapping at a funeral, making music with a message and the politics of controversy oh and a lot of really inappropriate jokes sprinkled in. Indulge!

The hilarious Che Durena is back! Lots of giggles on this one as we break down the state of America and realize we'd be dictators if given the chance. Lots of outlandish opinions on this one. Tune in!

Celebrity chef, Jordan Andino, is here! You’ve seen him on your TV and now he’s sitting down with us as we laugh through some very absurd topics from who bullied him into becoming a great chef to one person you would never cook for.

The world's greatest food terrorist... Kyle Marcoux aka The Vulgar Chef takes us into his world of mixing caviar and Slim Jims... or how about Reese's Mac & Cheese... and he gets paid to do all of this?! Also we make him try the grossest Russian foods!

Our old friend, Joshua Zeke Thomas, stops by to say that his dad, Isaiah Thomas, was better than Michael Jordan. We also discuss being gay in sports, sexual assault on men, nightlife and partying.... and lots of inappropriate jokes in between.

Legendary photographer, Mathieu Bitton, comes by to hang and tell stories from his life of touring with Dave Chappelle, Lenny Kravitz and shooting almost every single important human on this planet. We discuss what it's like to be a working photographer, how to carry yourself, marketing, horror stories and more with tons of laughs along the way!

Kirill landed in LA as it was burning so we sat down to discuss WTF is going on.

Val's co-star on Temptation Island, Johnny Alexander, comes by to spill all the dirt on making a reality TV show. If you've got a vagina, this episode is for you!

Estee is back and we spend the entire trying to justify why it's okay to slap somebody.

Barstool legend Joey Camasta stops by to answer all of our gay questions... from being a celebrity makeup artist to jizzing on your own face to how many drinks it takes to turn a straight man gay... lots of giggles this episode.

We're in NYC baby! Ian Fidance joins us as we make fun of Val's first tattoo, hooking up with trans-girls, moral dilemma of the CEO killer, pedos being re-introduced into the wild and way more!

BRO we got our first sponsor so please go check out their website: BANG(dot)COM and use code "ALFBANG" to get a 2 day free trial. Take the edge of before any major decision and get your rocks off first and then you will have what we call post-🥜 clarity... now you can think with your brain. Sarah & Alex look like a normal married couple with kids and yet they make their money slinging smut while raising a completely normal family. How? Why? How much? And all the questions in between that we wanted to ask these wolves in sheep clothing.

Another silly episode with Ryan Pownall & Kane Trujillo! We prove why Jesus was gay, getting cancelled for liking a photo of Trump, getting a dick implant and running the underground railroad for OF girls.

Kazumi lets us under the hood (pun intended)... we learn how much money she makes being a globe-trotting mattress actress... attending looner parties... making love to a burger... and flying a kite out of her turd cutter and she plays us her song about soup lol

Brad Podray the artist formerly known as Scumbag Dad comes through to call out all the influencers and creators that exploit the general public (and dogs) to gain fame while at the same time pretending to be good people. We boil down what is wrong and right with the current state of content creation in a world where more views equals more money equals more toxis behavior chasing those views. Indulge & learn.

BRO we got our first sponsor so please go check out their website: BANG(dot)COM and use code "ALFBANG" to get a 2 day free trial. Take the edge of before any major decision and get your rocks off first and then you will have what we call post-🥜 clarity... now you can think with your brain. Kendra shows up to tell us why she went to jail in Texas, hooking up with some famous YouTube twins, we discuss our plan to make an adult film with her and a dwarf that Kirill will direct and what she's looking for in a man and so many other absurd tangents for almost 2 hours!

Ryan is back with more stories from his crazy life... wrangling girls and guys for Kanye, having wet dreams, boner pills, becoming a billionaire and learning how not to be a cuck.

Comedian Che Durena is back with us as we cover some absurd newsworthy topics like lying about having cancer and more Diddy drama... we finish off the rest of the episode discussing relationships, love and all the gross and funny stuff in between.

We are joined by a little weirdo named Daddy Steve. He was fired from Jeff FM and is now the co-host of a new podcast "Short & Simple Show" with MTV Jesse. We try to keep the show from spiraling into chaos but fail as we go on a hundred different tangents, oh and he shows us his little pecker and honestly... just enjoy.

Cody Candelario is a celebrity chef that has appeared on every cooking show imaginable... he recently won Chopped and came by to talk about cooking ASAP Rocky's first meal out of jail. He's an old friend so we quickly dive into absurd topics like dating an adult star, eating pets, cooking for Trump and crying in the kitchen.

Kirill starts laying down the law and threatens to start physically reprimanding everyone. Things we argued about: Trump wants a purge in America, Ellen's new standup special, hurricanes, identical twins incriminating each other, planning a real heist and a fan asks for advice about leaving her husband.

We called Molly and said let's discuss a bunch of topical things rapid fire: Diddy going to jail, Donald Trump at Molly's wedding, a crypto scammer goes to jail, Meek Mill being gay, dating celebrities and 50 cent being sodomized.

Mikki Mase is back. We read his AIDS test results and discuss living in a content house, Jewish super heroes, wholesome relationships, having a stalker and more!

Molly sits in with us today as we cover everything from the presidential debate, rockstars cheating, being friends with someone you hooked up with and as usual a lot of uninformed silliness.

Corinne Fisher woke up very early on a Saturday morning to come talk shit with us about short men, comedy, grief, Call Her Daddy ripping her off, her father proposing to her and so much more.

Carly Pearl has the voice of an angel. She's a successful musician, actress and obviously a hot chick with a hilarious sense of humor... we discuss scatting (both musically and in the bedroom), marrying your high school sweetheart, making art for money, finding God and battling racism with positive stereotypes.

It's Estee's 41st birthday episode. We realize we only have 30 more summers of fun left together before we are dead. We discuss getting fake boobs, non-negotiable rules of a relationship, ghosts, virgins, getting turned on by being tied to a tree and more!

Nima Yamini is an old homie from back in the NYC nightlife days and now he spends his time teaching men how to act like men. He is the cure to Andrew Tate. This is a hilarious episode if you have half a brain.

Bryce Vine is your girlfriend's favorite musician but we brought him in to talk about the good, the bad and the absurd side of being famous and making art for a living. Also his girlfriend was his online bully for a year while they were still together.

Noah Neiman is the strongest Jewish guy you will ever meet. He also has muscles in his brain which is why he makes a literal fortune from owning Rumble gyms. We also went on some tangents about Hitler, freedom of speech, cultural appropriation, fat girls on magazine covers, etc...