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S2 Ep 71Chapter 71: Drunk & Disorderly Debrief - Sea of Monsters

Make sure your sea legs are ready for our recap of Rick Riordan's Sea of Monsters, the second installment of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series! We race against the clock to imbibe responsibly and answer some discussion questions about Percy and his friends. If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Come back next time when we start The Titan's Curse. Happy Heisting!

Mar 27, 202553 min

S2 Ep 70Chapter 70: 3 Mourners, 1 Eyeball

Your favorite mourners are back again to finish Rick Riordan's Sea of Monsters. We worked hard on this one, so be sure to listen for some expert sound-mixing, not to mention some incredible Pitbull references and of course, Lin Manuel Miranda. Next up, the Drunk & Disorderly! If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Feb 27, 20251h 29m

S2 Ep 69Chapter 69: David's Bridal

Welcome back to another episode of Two Mourners, One Bookclub! This week, we cover chapters 11-15 of Rick Riordan's Sea of Monsters. A lot happens this episode - Jordy is sick, David uses the power of the mango, and Em goes through a rollercoaster of emotions pertaining to one beloved cyclopes. If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Heisting!

Jan 23, 20251h 31m

S2 Ep 68Chapter 68: Moody Camp Montage

This episode is dedicated to Mouse. Welcome back from our long holiday hiatus! This week, we embark on chapters 6-10 of Sea of Monsters by Rick Riordan! Em experiences her worst nightmare, Jordy's husband coughs. . . a lot, and David steps up to bat for a few chapters. If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Heisting!

Jan 9, 20251h 11m

S2 Ep 67Chapter 67: In the Clerb, We All Fates

Welcome back to our regularly scheduled programming as we dive back into Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson and the Olympians series with book two, Sea of Monsters. Fans of our last Drunk & Disorderly will hear a familiar voice in this episode and for this season: our friend, David, is joining us to cohost our Percy Jackson episodes! Strap in for cannibalism, bad pronunciation of Greek words, and an extraordinarily dense middle schooler. If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Come back next time when we start Rick Riordan’s The Lightning Thief! Happy Heisting!

Nov 15, 20241h 18m

S2 Ep 66Chapter 66: Drunk & Disorderly Debrief - The Lightning Thief

It's everyone's favorite type of episode - a Drunk & Disorderly Debrief! This week, we wrap up Rick Riordan's The Lightning Thief and welcome back special friend of the show, David! So grab your favorite blue snack and method of inebriation and settle in for topics ranging from global politics to daddy issues. If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Nov 1, 20241h 19m

S2 Ep 65Chapter 65: Say Yes to the Quest

Join your favorite Mourners this week for chapters 16-22 of Rick Riordan's first installment in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, The Lightning Thief! This episode, Em gets several mystery tools that will come in handy later, Jordy gets a turkey sandwich with cheese on it, and Percy and his friends go to hell. If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Come back next time when we do a very special Drunk & Disorderly with questions from our friend, David! Happy Heisting!

Oct 17, 20242h 2m

S2 Ep 64Chapter 64: Em & Jordy's Gnome Emporium

As always, thank you for your patience with our crazy schedules! Join us this week for chapters 11-15 of Rick Riordan's The Lightning Thief . This episode gets personal as the gang travels through Em's new stomping grounds, having frightening dreams and encounters along the way. Also, what was up with Luke's Iris call? If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Sep 28, 20241h 21m

S2 Ep 63Chapter 63: Inebriated Interlude - Wet Piece of Bread that Believes in God

Join us for a special Inebriated Interlude with our friend David, who is reading through the Grishaverse for the first time! We get David's opinions on Shadow and Bone and Six of Crows by the ever-esteemed Leigh Bardugo! David then turns interviewer and solicits some of Em and Jordy's most incendiary opinions. If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected]

Sep 13, 20241h 20m

S2 Ep 62Chapter 62: Percy Jackson & the Housing Crisis

We're back after a brief hiatus to get Em settled in her new adventure - law school! In this episode, we cover chapters 6-1o of Rick Riordan's The Lightning Thief. Just like Em, Percy goes through a big journey in this installment - navigating harassment on public transit. We also learn that Percy is a member of the White Moms Club! If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Heisting!

Aug 25, 20241h 26m

S2 Ep 1Chapter 61: A Beefcake of a Minotaur

Join Em & Jordy as we embark on our very first NEW series! Our latest adventure? The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan - the first installment of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series. This episode, Em learns more about Greek mythology, Jordy eats some tums, and Percy goes to summer camp. Jordy used a new editing software for this episode - let us know what you think! If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Jul 11, 20241h 30m

S1 Ep 60Chapter 60: Drunk & Disorderly Debrief - Rule of Wolves 

We can’t believe that we have arrived at our last Drunk & Disorderly Debrief in the Grishaverse by the incomparable Leigh Bardugo. To mark and celebrate this milestone, we debrief both Rule of Wolves and the Grishaverse as a whole! Bring your raincoats because things get misty (“things” being Jordy’s eyes). Drink along responsibly by fixing yourself a mimosa with a heavy pour of champagne - a toast to our dragon queen’s long and illustrious rule! If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Come back next time when we start Rick Riordan’s The Lightning Thief! Happy Heisting!

Jun 27, 20241h 1m

S1 Ep 59Chapter 59: Slay, Ravka

Can you believe it? We are finally at the conclusion of the Grishaverse, the series that inspired Em and Jordy to start a podcast in the first place. We conclude this saga in classic Two Mourners style with lots of laughing, lots of feet-kicking, and more than a few memes. Trigger Warning for slight discussion of sexual abuse of a minor. Close the cover on the incomparable Leigh Bardugo's Rule of Wolves with us. Em and Jordy wish Nikolai was real, Uncle Alex does the right thing. . . kind of, and we didn't hate Nina and Hanne's last chapter as much as we thought we would. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Jun 6, 20241h 19m

S1 Ep 58Chapter 58: Zoya and the Very Big Kinda Confusing Day

We finally begin our journey out of the Grishaverse with chapters 41-45 of Leigh Bardugo's Rule of Wolves. It's been a long trek, but you know there has to be more drama before it's all said and done. Join Em & Jordy this week as they fawn over Nikolai, ooo and ahhh at Zoya's new clothes, and get ready to say goodbye to the Prince of Fjerda. . .maybe? If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

May 23, 202458 min

S1 Ep 57Chapter 57: Are You There God? It's Me, Nikolai

Enter the final battle with Em and Jordy this week as cover chapters 36-40 of the incomparable Leigh Bardugo's Rule of Wolves! Uncle Alex says, "Thoughts and Prayers," Nikolai prepares for his last stand, and Zoya evolves. If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

May 9, 20241h 4m

S1 Ep 56Chapter 56: Where We Read and You Mourn!

Join us this week as we embark on chapter 31-35 of the incomparable Leigh Bardugo's Rule of Wolves! Em got to see Ms. Bardugo in the flesh, so that's already incredible! On this episode of Maury, Nikolai meets someone important, Nina continues to make questionable choices, Ylva is an ally, and Zoya slays as usual. If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Apr 25, 20241h 33m

S1 Ep 55Chapter 55: Uncle Alex’s Mega Church

Return to Ketterdam with Em & Jordy as we tackle chapters 26-30 of Leigh Bardugo’s Rule of Wolves! This episode, Kaz Brekker, our beloved, plays dress up, Uncle Alex finds his people, and Nina does nothing at all wow isn’t that crazy? If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Apr 5, 20241h 19m

S1 Ep 54Chapter 54: In Search of Fictional Men 

Fall in love with Nikolai Lantsov all over again this week as we read chapters 21-25 of Leigh Bardugo’s Rule of Wolves. Get a fainting lounge ready because we are about to SWOON. Nina teaches lessons in heresy, Zoya opens her heart, and Nikolai is incredible. . .but what else is new. If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Mar 28, 20241h 12m

S1 Ep 53Chapter 53: Fart Your Grief Out 

Hope your hanky is ready because this week we sob through chapters 16-20 of Leigh Bardugo’s Rule of Wolves. Episode highlights include Jordy cackling, Em crying, and general tomfoolery. Uncle Alex is back, we attend a funeral, and it’s time to go back to Ketterdam. If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Mar 19, 20241h 26m

S1 Ep 52Chapter 52: Oh No, He’s Got a Knife 

Heal through the power of our musical stylings as we embark into chapters 11-15 of the incomparable Leigh Bardugo’s Rule of Wolves! This week, enjoy a choral interlude; attend a “royal” wedding; and hear three words you never thought we would say - “I missed Mal.” If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Mar 5, 20241h 51m

S1 Ep 51Chapter 51: It’s Your Boy Nicky 

Rejoin the Ravkan political landscape with Em and Jordy this week as we tackle chapters 6-10 of Leigh Bardugo’s Rule of Wolves! In this episode, we squee over Nikolai and Zoya, put the Nina and Hanne conversation to rest (just like Matthais), and offer our apologies. If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] 

Feb 23, 20241h 40m

S1 Ep 50Chapter 50: In Our Apparat Era

Welcome back to Two Mourners, One Book Club! We return from our life-changes-induced hiatus to begin the final installment of the Grishaverse, Rule of Wolves by the talented and terrific Leigh Bardugo! Please forgive echoey audio - Jordy started using a new editing software and is still learning how to use it! We start strong with political tensions, espionage, and of course, a lot of quippy dialogue. Returning listeners will be able to pick out several new twists on beloved bits (i.e. a certain lipstick in a certain Valentino white bag). Nikolai rules, Zoya slays, Nina is bearable, and Ravka is in deep trouble! We love to hear from you! Have a question or want to geek out together? Follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Heisting!

Feb 8, 20241h 10m

S1 Ep 49Chapter 49: Drunk & Disorderly Debrief - King of Scars 

It’s time for our favorite kind of episode - a Drunk & Disorderly Debrief! There are some real gems in this episode. From impassioned speeches about gender to analyzing the mechanisms of grief. Oh, there are also a lot of jokes and Hamilton references as always! If you would like to drink along with us - responsibly of course - you will need the following: Crown Royal Whiskey (yes it does have to be Crown Royal - this is Nikolai’s duology, remember?) Mixer of your choice - we chose Sprite and Peach Sparking Water! If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected]

Jan 24, 20241h 42m

S1 Ep 48Chapter 48: Take A Sip for Greg 

Join us this week as we finish King of Scars by the incomparable Leigh Bardugo! In this episode, Zoya gets some new jewelry, Nina performs a miracle, Nikolai watches himself die, and we get a surprise visit from good ol’ Uncle Alex. Up next, our Drunk & Disorderly Debrief! Follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected]

Dec 12, 20231h 31m

S1 Ep 47Chapter 47: Dragon Tales! 

Join us this week to cover chapters 25-29 of Leigh Bardugo’s King of Scars! This episode, we get to know Zoya better, Isaak doesn’t screw up. . .until he does, and Nina is who’s coming to dinner. We would love for you to send us YOUR theories on what Zoya told Mal her scars were from! We will read our favorites on the King of Scars Drunk & Disorderly Debrief! Make sure to follow us on Instagram@twomournerspodand our TikTok@twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected]

Nov 29, 20231h 32m

Chapter 46: You May Call Me Old Greg

This week, we cover chapters 20-24 of Leigh Bardugo’s King of Scars! In this installment, we meet a bear on wheels, unlock some Zoya lore, and Isaak takes a dip. This Thanksgiving, we are thankful for over a YEAR of bringing you Grishaverse content! We wonder. . . what could be next? Tell us what you’re grateful for and what content you’d like to see from us! Make sure to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Nov 22, 20231h 27m

S1 Ep 45Chapter 45: Bees? 

We are back to our regularly-scheduled programming this week with chapters 15-20 of Leigh Bardugo’s King of Scars. In this episode, Nikolai runs out of options, Zoya gets read for filth by an old. . .man? Dragon? Nina impersonates a nun, and Isaak gets a new look. Make sure to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Nov 11, 20231h 25m

S1 Ep 43Chapter 44: Fourth Wing - White on White Crime & Romance

Join us this week for a special episode with our favorite guest, Rachel! In this special edition of Two Mourners, One Podcast we discuss Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros! This episode DOES include spoilers and some silly language, so listener discretion is advised. Make sure to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Oct 27, 20231h 7m

Chapter 43: Yuri’s Super Cool Book Club

A little delayed, but we are back with chapters 11-14 of Leigh Bardugo’s King of Scars! Join us this episode to see Zoya throw a fit of heavenly proportions, unlock a piece of Nikolai lore, and realize Nina is dead to us. Special side adventures include the intrigue of Shu Han politics, a red pill, blue pill scenario, and the gaslighting of an out of touch priest. Make sure to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Oct 20, 20231h 25m

S1 Ep 42Chapter 42: Tall Like a Scandinavian

We’re back this week with chapters 6-10 of the incomparable Leigh Bardugo’s King of Scars. In this episode, we have one mourner, one funeral. Matthias gets some Werther’s Originals to take to the afterlife; Nina loses our respect; Nikolai swipes left on Tinder; and Zoya wears whatever pajamas she very well wants to thank you very much. Make sure to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Oct 10, 20231h 55m

Chapter 41: Big Problems in Little Ravka 

We’re baaaaack!! Thank you so much for your patience! We have been super busy with work and travel, but we are excited to be back in action with King of Scars by Leigh Bardugo! In this episode, Nikolai sleepwalks, Zoya smells like whiskey, Nina gets a new look, and we can’t get Matthias out of our heads. Make sure to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Sep 27, 20231h 48m

S1 Ep 40Chapter 40: Drunk & Disorderly Debrief - Ruin and Rising 

This week, we finish Alina’s story with our drunken review of Leigh Bardugo’s Ruin and Rising! To drink along at home, we recommend the Ravkan Firebird: 2 shots of cinnamon whiskey 1 part apple juice 1 part cranberry juice Top with Gingerale As always, we recommend you enjoy responsibly while we very irresponsibly sit down to record this episode under the influence. Join us as we ask 10 questions in review of Ruin and Rising and share our deepest drunkest thoughts. Have a different answer or opinion? We want to know! Send us a DM on TikTok or Instagram or shoot an email with your thoughts here: Instagram @twomournerspod , TikTok @twomournerspodcast, and email at [email protected] Next week we jump into Nikolai’s duology with King of Scars! Until then, Happy Heisting!

Aug 16, 20231h 0m

S1 Ep 39Chapter 39: Mal-Be-Gone (Just Kidding) 

Join us this week to finish the last installment of the Shadow and Bone trilogy, Ruin and Rising, by the effervescent Leigh Bardugo! We almost titled this episode “See Ya Uncle Alex” but Mal won out in the end. Tearfully, we close the book on Alina’s story today. You can decide for yourselves if the tears are from laughter or pain - the answer might be both. Alina commits double homicide, Mal makes some tea, and Nikolia gets his groove back. We already know we’re going to have some big thoughts on the ending of this series in our next Drunk and Disorderly Debrief. What we want to know is what YOU thought of the ending! Send us a DM on TikTok or Instagram or shoot an email with your thoughts here: Instagram @twomournerspod and TikTok @twomournerspodcast If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Aug 9, 20231h 32m

S1 Ep 38Chapter 38: Xander the Sleep Paralysis Demon 

We return this week to swashbuckle through chapters 13-16 of the incandescent Leigh Bardugo’s Ruin and Rising! This episode is like, really funny. Like you know how we always say we’re so funny? This episode is proof positive. Buckle in for musical references, irreverent humor, and more, with bonus cackling included free of charge. Mal’s like a bird - he only flies away; Alina doesn’t use protection; and the Darkling, hereafter referred to affectionately as “Uncle Alex,” makes a rather disturbing lawn ornament. Make sure to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Aug 1, 20231h 38m

S1 Ep 37Chapter 37: Ripped to Pip 

This episode, we cover chapters 9-12 of Leigh Bardugo’s Ruin and Rising! Jordy experiences some more rare Mal-stan moments, Em pines after Nikolai, and we both marvel at just how dumb Alina can be. Nikolai gets a makeover, Adrik loses some weight, and Baghra goes over the edge. Make sure to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Jul 25, 20231h 28m

S1 Ep 36Chapter 36: I Am Become a Doofus 

We return to our regularly-scheduled programming with chapters 5-8 of Leigh Bardugo’s Ruin and Rising! All Mal stan-hood has evaporated with his tattoo nonsense, we celebrate a certain Prince’s return, and marvel at Ms. Bardugo’s mind with some of these twists and turns. Trigger warning for this episode: themes of nonconsensual sex and rape are mentioned. If you don’t already, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Jul 11, 20232h 5m

Chapter 35: Inebriated Interlude 

Join us for a special episode this week as we enjoy an adult beverage and debrief Season 2 of Shadow and Bone and the Crows duology by Leigh Bardugo with a special guest star. . .Our friend Rachel! We talk through why Kaz is the best character on earth, play some rousing rounds of Fork, Marry, Kill, and we decide who should have died instead of Matthais. If you are 21 or older, you can enjoy along with us by making: Wylan’s Cherry Bomb! Combine 2 shots of the vodka of your choice, we used Sveda Cherry Lime, and a Cherry Limeade slushy from Sonic! We will resume our regular programming with more Ruin and Rising next week! Until then, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Jul 4, 20231h 8m

S1 Ep 35Chapter 34: Toast Pocket 

We are BACK in action and better than ever! Thank you for your patience while we took some time to enjoy our summer. We return to Alina’s story in Leigh Bardugo’s Ruin and Rising. We’re doing things a little differently with Ruin - we will be covering it 4 chapters at a time instead of 5! Today, we tackle chapters 1-4. In this episode, we remember how much we hate the Apparat, Jordy has a rare Mal stan moment, Em makes some connections, and Alina takes control of her life. We hope you’re as excited about returning to Alina’s story as we are! Follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Jun 26, 20231h 45m

S1 Ep 34Chapter 33: Drunk & Disorderly Debrief - Crooked Kingdom 

It’s our favorite type of episode - we have officially finished Leigh Bardugo’s Crooked Kingdom, so you know what that means! This week, get kooky with Em and Jordy as we review Crooked Kingdom, air our grievances, and have some galaxy-brained takes. We recorded in separate locations this week, so we have two drinks for you. Feel welcome to join along responsibly if you are 21 or older. To drink like Em, make the Sweet Shop: One can of Diet Strawberries & Cream Dr Pepper and 2 shots of Coconut Rum To drink like Jordy, make the Ketterdam Iced Tea: One can of Arizona Sweet Tea, a shot and a half of Vodka, top with Diet Ginger Ale and two squirts of Lemon Juice We will be taking a break next week while we are on vacation, but don’t worry - we are going to return with an all-new segment! Inebriated Interlude, with a special guest, will premiere when we get back! Until then, follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

May 30, 20231h 10m

S1 Ep 32Chapter 32: Violence is a Love Language 

Well, the time has finally come. With this episode, Em and Jordy complete the Crows duology and finish chapters 40-45 of the galaxy-brained Leigh Bardugo’s Crooked Kingdom. In this emotional final installment, Jan Van Eck gets Jan Van Wreckt for the last time, the Crows disband to chase their dreams, and Jordy cries a lot. Be sure to join us next week for our Drunk and Disorderly Debrief! Follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

May 25, 20231h 21m

S1 Ep 31Chapter 31: Dirge for a Druskelle 

Remember, we warned you to hydrate. Em and Jordy come at you this week with chapters 36-40 of the immeasurably talented Leigh Bardugo’s Crooked Kingdom. We hope you brought your rain ponchos because this episode is a splash zone - that’s how much crying happened. Kaz discovers revenge is sweet, Jesper isn’t throwing away his shot, Kuwei has an electrifying encounter with Zoya, Nina makes a convincing expectant mother, and Matthais has the last laugh. Be sure to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

May 16, 20231h 14m

S1 Ep 30Chapter 30: Why-Lan 

What’s up cool Crows and Kittens, we are back with chapters 32-36 of the brilliant Leigh Bardugo’s Crooked Kingdom! If you haven’t already, for real please start hydrating. Em and Jordy are the Council of Tears and we are hoping you’re prepared, because we aren’t. This episode, we go to auction, Kaz is playing 3D chess while Van Eck plays checkers, and Nina causes panic. Be sure to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

May 8, 20231h 52m

S1 Ep 29Chapter 29: Jordy Caught the 'Vid

Chapter 29: Jordy Got the ‘Vid We return from our hiatus for chapters 26-31 of the incomparable Leigh Bardugo’s Crooked Kingdom! We are hurtling toward a crying event horizon - we recommend you start hydrating now. In the meantime, Kaz and Inej share an intensely intimate moment, Wylan gets his groove back, and Jesper does some deep thinking. Oh, did we mention that this episode is chock full of musical references? See if you can find them all! Be sure to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Apr 30, 20232h 1m

S1 Ep 28Chapter 28: It Ain’t Easy Bein’ Sleezy 

Welcome back this week for chapters 21-25 of the effervescent Leigh Bardugo’s Crooked Kingdom! We start this episode strong with a callback to the VeggieTales Go Country album AKA a cultural touchstone of our time. Things devolve quickly as we see how the Crows get out from under Van Eck and Pekka’s combined thumbs, Jordy gets angry, Em laughs, and Kaz comes up with a plan. Be sure to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Apr 14, 20231h 43m

S1 Ep 27Chapter 27: KetterDAMMIT!

Get ready for chapters 16-20 of the incomparable Leigh Bardugo’s Crooked Kingdom! We get some quick punchy chapters, feel some evangelical (evan-Djel-ical?) conviction, and again, cry real tears. Special things to look out for this episode include Em doing a Ravkan accent and Jordy killing a caterpillar in media res. We really in it now, Crows. Be sure to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our new TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Apr 7, 20232h 3m

S1 Ep 26Chapter 26: Kherguud? More Like KherBAD 

This week, Em and Jordy tackle chapters 11-15 of Leigh Bardugo’s Crooked Kingdom! A LOT happens in this episode, so buckle up and get ready to enjoy the ride. Inej visits the a factory, Kaz is disarmingly honest, Jesper and Wylan do some community service, and Nina and Matthais reunite with some of Nina’s high school friends. Don’t let this description fool you - Em cries real tears during this episode. Be sure to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod and our new TikTok @twomournerspodcast! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Mar 28, 20232h 19m

S1 Ep 25Chapter 25: Van Eck Can Get Van Wrecked 

Welcome back to our regularly scheduled programming! We return for chapters 6-10 of the effervescent Leigh Bardugo’s Crooked Kingdom. This episode, our Crows play dress up, Van Eck isn’t the smartest man in Ketterdam, Colm trusts in his boy, and Kaz is disarmingly honest. As usual, Em and Jordy are screaming, crying, and, in fact, throwing up. Be sure to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Mar 21, 20231h 40m

S1 Ep 24Chapter 24: Rare Mal Stan Moment

Em and Jordy are back this week not with 5 more chapters of Crooked Kingdom, BUT with a quick recap of Season 1 of Shadow and Bone on Netflix! We don't know if you've heard or anything, but Season 2 premieres this Thursday and if you're like us, you might not have the time to sit down and watch Season 1 to prepare (which to be fair, you should still do). We humbly offer you our spark-notes version of Season 1 - complete with the Em and Jordy commentary you know and love. Make sure to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Mar 14, 202358 min

S1 Ep 23Chapter 23: Weevils Wobble, but They Don't Fall Down

We’re back this week after a brief hiatus to get over the fact that BEN BARNES LIKED OUR Instagram post!! We return to the Grishaverse in this installment of Two Mourners and jump right back in with the Crows in Leigh Bardugo’s Crooked Kingdom. Inej has been captured, Kaz plays the boogeyman, Wylan continues to grow a spine, Jesper prepares for Parents Day at the University, Nina recovers from the ravages of parem, Matthias worries, and Kuwei plays nice. What could be in store for our Crows next? Be sure to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Mar 6, 20232h 24m

S1 Ep 22Chapter 22: Drunk & Disorderly Debrief - Siege and Storm

We just finished Siege and Storm by Leigh Bardugo, so you know what that means - time for our Drunk & Disorderly Debrief, where we indulge in an adult libation, summarize the book we just finished, talk through the ups, downs and all arounds, and preview what’s coming up next! To be fully transparent, this is more like a Slightly Buzzed and Tidy Debrief. To drink along at home, have the spiked seltzer or can of cider of your choice and eat a lot of Super Bowl snacks. Enjoy responsibly! Don’t forget to join us next week as we return to the Crows in Leigh Bardugo’s Crooked Kingdom. A fair warning now, Em and Jordy are already crying somehow. Until then, be sure to follow us on Instagram @twomournerspod! If you have any questions, you can DM us or send us an email to [email protected] Happy Heisting!

Feb 20, 20231h 16m