Two Hot Takes
Morgan Absher · Two Hot Takes
Show overview
Two Hot Takes has been publishing since 2021, and across the 5 years since has built a catalogue of 280 episodes, alongside 4 trailers or bonus episodes. That works out to roughly 490 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.
Episodes typically run over ninety minutes — most land between 1h 35m and 1h 57m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. Roughly 60% of episodes carry an explicit flag from the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 1 weeks ago, with 27 episodes already out so far this year.
From the publisher
Join host Morgan Absher and her team of co-hosts as they scavenge Reddit, listener write-ins, and the rest of the internet to give their hot takes on the juiciest dating, relationship, life, and AITA stories. Morgan's IG: https://www.instagram.com/morgsyabsher/ Listen to exclusive BONUS stories: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Follow along on Instagram: @TwoHotTakes Check out our YouTube Channel for full length videos! https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Merch!!: https://shop.twohottakes.com/
Latest Episodes
View all 280 episodes275: Imperfect People! Ft. Miles Bonsignore
274: Can't Think Straight Ft. Hayley Kiyoko & Crew
273: GIRL..
272: Squirm Happens Ft. Sarah Sherman
271: Mind Your Business Ft. Hannah Berner
270: Painful Truths? Ft. Joshua Bassett
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!
268: Boy Brain Ft. ShxtsnGigs
267: Relationship PROBLEMS!
266: Overwhelmed!
265: Don't be a Heckler! Ft. Lucas Zelnick
264: Step on a Rake!
263: Friendly Advice Ft. Nadine Bhabha
262: Let's Not Meet Again..
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Kaelyn Moore of Heart Starts Pounding & Clues!! We're getting into a bunch of stories with people in them you hope to never encounter in real life.. and you hope the OPs in the stories don't either! A twist on let's not meet with stories of an OP who celebrated the holidays alone and was happier, a mailman stalker, a wife that leaked her husbands college hazing video, a comforting ghost, and more. I'm still speechless so please leave your takes in the comments! Vote for our Podcast CLUES for a Webby!!: https://vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/2026/podcasts/individual-episode/crime-justice?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_in_bio&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQMMjU2MjgxMDQwNTU4AAGnyJzgJdE79hkqKrj7rLBuBI713kZn-MFnEy1HzjCxoHD6TfoX Kaelyn's Content: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCR9md7CvNeB9YYGbSPebzwA https://www.heartstartspounding.com https://www.instagram.com/heartstartspounding/ Partners: Calvin Klein: Find your euphoria with the euphoria elixir collection by Calvin Klein! Euphoria: Don’t miss the third season of Euphoria April 12 on HBO and HBO Max! Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes NEW MERCH: https://shop.twohottakes.com Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Index: 00:00 -- Start Stories: Story 1 My (25F) boyfriend (25M) kept staring at a woman while we were at our baby’s checkup Story 2 He said he gives his mom back rubs every night…. Story 3 I have spent the best Christmas of my life since I got married and it’s making my husband panicking. Story 4 I Genuinely Think My (35F) Husband (36M) is a Psychopath Story 5 I sent a vid that ruined my husband’s life in college Story 6 Am I Overreacting or Is My Mailman Creepy? Story 7 what is that one story that not only made you believe in the paranormal but also sends chills down your spine to this day? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Ep 261261: Phony People Ft. Ron Funches
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Ron Funches! We encounter quite a few stories this week where it's hard to tell if people are being genuine or phony! What are the real motives behind being nice to your friends husband that you can't stand? Or who/why are you kissing someone who isn't your wife on your wedding day.. on a disposable camera no less?! Going to need your help on these ones! Checkout Ron's Content & Shows: https://ronfunches.com/2025/ https://www.instagram.com/ronfunches/ https://www.youtube.com/@ronfunches Partners: Duluth Trading Company: Shop at DuluthTrading.com and in-store today. Credit Karma: creditkarma.com State Farm: Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can bundle and save with the Personal Price Plan. Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes NEW MERCH: https://shop.twohottakes.com Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Index: 00:00 -- Start Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Ep 260260: True Colors Came Out! Ft. DJ X
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Spotify's very own Xavier Jernigan aka AI DJ X! We get into an assortment of stories where people's true colors are coming out. From someone who doesn't want to take care of their partner when sick, to a weird family initiation OP wants their partner to participate in, to someone who heard their partners family talk terribly about them.. these are some complicated ones. Going to need your takes on these too! Checkout X's IG: https://www.instagram.com/xavierjernigan/?hl=en Partners: Duluth Trading Company: Shop at DuluthTrading.com and in-store today. Skims: Skims.com/tht Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes NEW MERCH: https://shop.twohottakes.com Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Index: 00:00 -- Start Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Ep 259259: A Rare Breed..
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! Ever met someone and thought, "They're a breed of their own"? Well that's what this weeks stories entail.. uniquely odd people and their equally unique problems. From someone who lied to his wife about coffee for years to a man whose wife is obsessed with his ex and her millionaire fiancé .. we have so many mind boggling stories. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these ones! Partners: Duluth Trading Company: Shop at DuluthTrading.com and in-store today. State Farm: Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with the Personal Price Plan! Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes NEW MERCH: https://shop.twohottakes.com Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Index: 00:00 -- Start Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
258: From the Vault..
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren, Justin & Michaela! Change of plans this birthday episode and we're dropping an assortment of our most juicy, jaw dropping, puzzling Patreon stories. Can't wait to see what you think about some of these.. they really are drama inducing. Hope to see you over on Patreon soon! Patreon BONUS Content including FREE stories: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Partners: Duluth Trading Company: Shop at DuluthTrading.com and in-store today. State Farm: Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with the Personal Price Plan! NEW MERCH: https://shop.twohottakes.com Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Index: 00:00 -- Start Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Ep 257257: Odd Layers.. Ft. The Basement Yard
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Joe Santagato & Frank Alvarez from The Basement Yard! You guys have been waiting for this one, and I hope we delivered. We have a bunch of stories that have odd layers we're trying to peel back and sort though. For example a guy who used their Scrub Daddy as a liter box cleaner, a woman who doesn't want her future BIL at the wedding, a homicide detective that treats his partner like a suspect, and a very special "where's the beef" shirt. Can't wait to see how you would handle these ones! Checkout Joe, Frank & The Basement Yard!! : https://www.youtube.com/@TheBasementYard https://www.thebasementyard.com/ https://www.instagram.com/thebasementyard/?hl=en Partners: State Farm: Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with the Personal Price Plan! Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE stories: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes NEW MERCH: https://shop.twohottakes.com Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Index: 00:00 -- Start Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Ep 256256: That's Suspicious Ft. Taylor Tomlinson
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Taylor Tomlinson! The standup queen is here to help us sort through some stories that leave you feeling a little suspicious! For example, what's the real reason behind a hidden camera? Or why keep a room a secret from a partner for so long?! We get into these and so many more. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these stories. Taylor's Content!! : https://www.youtube.com/@taylortomlinsoncomedy https://www.instagram.com/taylortomlinson/?hl=en TAYLOR'S NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL: https://www.netflix.com/title/81692597 Partners: State Farm: Talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can choose to bundle and save with the Personal Price Plan! Bonus Content on Patreon including FREE stories: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes NEW MERCH: https://shop.twohottakes.com Send us a letter? Our PO Box!! Two Hot Takes. 5042 Wilshire BLVD. #470. Los Angeles, CA 90036 WRITE IN TO US!!! https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Index: 00:00 -- Start Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices