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Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude

Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude

Richard Chelson and Bryan Goodwin · Richard Chelson

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Show overview

Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude has been publishing since 2024, and across the 2 years since has built a catalogue of 100 episodes. That works out to roughly 270 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.

Episodes typically run over ninety minutes — most land between 2h 34m and 3h 1m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. Roughly 67% of episodes carry an explicit flag from the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Society & Culture show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 4 days ago, with 19 episodes already out so far this year. Published by Richard Chelson.

Episodes
100
Running
2024–2026 · 2y
Median length
2h 46m
Cadence
Weekly

From the publisher

This show is about two grumpy vets and a duuude who became friends and have been talking once a week for the last 4 or 5 years. These conversations result in many rabbit holes being chased. Finally, in our infinite wisdom, we decided to share this with you. To let you know that you can find someone to talk to about anything and still maintain your manly attitude. This show will talk about real subjects and real life, if that offends you, then change the channel. We are Podcast 2.0 compliant using the value-for-value model. So take a break and listen to 2 Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, solve the world's problems...and get nowhere!

Latest Episodes

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0.4% Can Kiss Our Butt

May 11, 20262h 44m

Court TV, Beavis, and Other Things We Refuse to Watch

May 4, 20262h 38m

We Couldn’t Afford the "Poor," We Were Just "Puh"

Apr 27, 20262h 43m

Frank The Rabbit, Doesn't Know Either

Apr 20, 20262h 53m

Just A Weee bit...Goes A Long Way

Apr 13, 20263h 7m

Ep 94Ketchup: The Cure for What Ails Ya

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This week on Two Grumpy Vets and the Dude, we catch up after a hectic stretch of real life. I share the chaos of juggling work in the Texas rain, drought rules, and neighborhood noise battles, while Brian walks us through helping his mom recover from a scam, the maze of deeds and mineral rights, and the deep family history tied to Pottsville. We swap stories about weird car trends, highway run-ins, and the eternal war with four-wheelers, then shift into a thoughtful back-and-forth on oil prices, NATO, media panic, Israel’s resolve, military readiness, and how to have real conversations without melting down. We close with Ron’s health update, some good news on thyroid meds, and a creative turn: launching a photography website and the stories behind a few striking shots—and how listeners can jump in with art, topics, or a simple share. It’s three friends doing life on-mic: humor, hard truths, and honest debate about what matters—from protecting family and property to calling out nonsense, finding calm in a sunrise, and staying intentional in friendship. No sponsors, no scripts—just value-for-value, community, and weekly camaraderie.  If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Apr 6, 20262h 45m

Ep 93Bryan’s Late, the FAA’s Great, and the Duuude’s Irate

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In this week’s episode of Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, it’s just Rich and the Dude holding down the fort while Bryan’s delayed. We dive into a laid‑back but spirited conversation spanning FAA and congressional crackdowns on drones and RC aircraft, the state of American manufacturing versus overseas labor costs, power and politics, and why common sense seems rarer than ever. From nukes, Fukushima, and Chernobyl to the realities of stress, DOT rules, and the importance of living intentionally, we keep it real and relatable. We also veer into off‑roading culture (Jeeps vs. side‑by‑sides), ham radio contest strategy and propagation wins, CPAP life hacks (including a game‑changing pillow), and DIY car care—brakes, shocks, and transmission maintenance—sprinkled with our trademark humor and veteran grit.We close by inviting listener emails for topics, rants, and show collaborations, reminding everyone we’re Podcasting 2.0 and value‑for‑value: no ads, no censorship—just honest conversation among friends.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://[email protected] -- mailto://[email protected] If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Mar 30, 20262h 46m

Ep 92Sam The Rabbit Doesn't Have A Clue Either!

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In this week’s episode, Bryan kick's things off wrangling the chaos as the Duuude and Rich trickle in late, and we dive right into a full-throttle catch‑up. We trade road-warrior stories about modern trucks, software headaches, and the perils of driving when tech fails at 2 a.m. Then we shift gears to Moab—Dude’s epic trail week with limited‑edition badges, gnarly obstacles like Hell’s Gate and Mickey’s Hot Tub, winch points, popped beads, and a heartfelt flag‑retirement tradition atop Poison Spider at sunrise. We also wander into drones and the maze of FAA rules, national park restrictions, RID, fines, and flying spots across the Gulf Coast, Alabama, and beyond. From there, it’s real life: deer strikes on the road, shop talk about trailer welds and safety bureaucracy, day‑cab naps, pay reviews, gainshare changes, and rants about buffet nostalgia (RIP Ryan’s). We close with a spirited, good‑natured debate over AI hype vs. reality, job impacts, and the cycles of tech bubbles—all while reminding listeners why we run value‑for‑value and how to support the show. If you like road stories, off‑road camaraderie, respectful debates that don’t pull punches, and a few laugh‑out‑loud detours, this one’s got it all—from Purple Screen of Death to Golden Corral, from Poison Spider to drone geofences, and from deer on the fender to why we still show up every week to talk it out together.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://[email protected] -- mailto://[email protected] If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Mar 23, 20262h 39m

Ep 91Where's The Duuude!?

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This week on Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, it’s just Bryan and Rich holding down the fort while “the Duuude” tears up the trails in Moab, Utah. We catch up on life: Rich’s hearing aids vs. headphones saga, spring yard battles with guy wires and weed eaters, moving shacks for sagging floors, prepping for a 48‑hour ham radio prefix contest, and expanding Bella’s kingdom with bargain fence panels. We also dive into gadget talk—from drones’ Follow Me mode to rumors about Google tightening Android app installs—and nerd out on Linux alternatives, open‑source creative tools, and ditching subscriptions.From there, we meander through money and legacy: wills vs. trusts, why planning matters for aging parents, and credit card shenanigans. We swap sleep and health updates (CPAP pillow wins, heart health reminders), car fixes (sourcing cheap brake parts), and share streaming picks—from HBO’s John Adams to Fallout—plus plotting a new monthly movie segment with listener input. We close with some classic soap‑opera nostalgia (Days of Our Lives!), a quick news skim, and a hearty invite to contribute art, questions, and feedback for future episodes. If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Mar 16, 20262h 58m

Ep 90Kick Your Doctor in the Ding-Ding

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This week on Two Grumpy Vets and a Dude, we go full porch-talk with a real life catch‑up: sagging floor joists, swampy crawlspaces, and $24k foundation quotes; overtime work and hotel living; and a Moab off‑road vacation countdown that’s complicated by pharmacy logistics and dog drama. We veer from DIY fixes, French drains, and soundproofing walls to brisket sticker shock and grocery prices, then careen through politics, coaching as a business, and what happens when the grind meets real life. Along the way we trade shop talk on podcast gear (Zoom PodTrak P4 Next vs. RØDECaster), ham radio contests, Linux distros, mortgage math, HOAs, and old trucking stories from Chicago to LA—complete with lumpers, late‑night knocks, and hard lessons in boundaries and budgeting. It’s three friends being real about midlife, family obligations, masculinity, goals, and keeping your sense of humor when the floors—and plans—start to dip. We close with a reminder of our value‑for‑value model: if this hangout brought you some laughs, perspective, or company on a long drive, consider supporting with time, talent, treasure—or just tell a friend. Hit the email links in the show notes to say hi, send topic ideas, or share cover art. See you next week—unless Moab steals the Duuude a little longer.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://[email protected] -- mailto://[email protected] If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Mar 9, 20262h 51m

Ep 89It's a Sticker, It Doesn't Mean Anything!!!

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This week on Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, we kick things off with our trademark banter before diving into a creator’s dilemma: should past episodes be pulled when guests later regret their words? We challenge cancel-culture ripple effects, personal boundaries for creators, and the value of standing firm on your own content. From there we tear into workplace culture and the erosion of accountability, participation trophies, and the “softening” of expectations for the next generation—sprinkled with military memories and a few colorful leadership lessons. We also wander (as we do) through tech talk about a reported GNU/Linux vulnerability, river levels on the Mississippi and seismic activity, bacon woodsmoke preferences, Cuban cigars, drone-shot daydreams, Moab trail plans and Jeep badges, New Orleans beignets and Zydeco, dog training tactics (Bella strikes again), honey-roasted peanut butter, no-bake cookies, Bible translations, and even a scrappy business idea for 3D-printed pigtail wedges for trailers. We wrap with our value-for-value pitch, community invites, and the Dude’s tip of the day: treat yourself to a peanut butter and honey sandwich.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://[email protected] -- mailto://[email protected] If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Mar 2, 20262h 27m

Ep 88The Grand Jury Could Indicte A Ham Sandwich

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In this week’s Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, we kick off with the VA’s sudden (and now halted) rule change that could have tied disability ratings to medication effectiveness—why it sparked instant backlash, what it could have meant for reevaluations, and how protected status works for long-held ratings. From there, we roam across our usual Gen X terrain: the news media’s spin and propaganda cycles, Epstein file noise, political grandstanding in sports, and the SAVE Act voter ID irony. We also detour into life stuff—small-town memories, sledding scorchers, old-school TV, crypto’s rollercoaster, games we’re playing, and why modern Olympics choices (hello, flag football) make us grumble. It’s candid, unsponsored, and very us: three friends hashing it out, so men keep talking, thinking, and showing up for each other.We wrap with our value-for-value invite—no sponsors, no censors. If you got value, return value via time, talent, treasure, or by hitting folks in the mouth and sharing the show. Email us with topic ideas, feedback, or cover art: [email protected] (Bryan) and [email protected] (Rich). If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Feb 23, 20262h 34m

Ep 87Can You Hear Me? (That's A Shock)

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In this week’s Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, we settle in for a wide‑ranging catch‑up that feels like a late‑night porch talk. We open with last week’s tech gremlins and a mid‑show “rapture,” then roll into work shifts, weather, and the real cost of days off. From there, we get into practical life stuff: commissary vs. club memberships, budgeting and grocery hacks, and a spirited tangent on vacation hours and planning. A big chunk dives into dogs, structure, and training—why consistent rules help our four‑legged best friends thrive—plus how life changes (and gets better) with a canine companion. We bounce to AI and everyday tinkering: local vs. cloud models, how to coax better answers, Linux quirks, scripts and desktop tickers, and a quick crypto/markets check. We also swap takes on current headlines, winter sports tech (drones chasing skiers and sleds), and car/jeep tire choices headed into Moab. We wrap with a value‑for‑value reminder, how to participate live, and an open invite to email us with thoughts, questions, or chapter art.  Resources and mentions (non-sponsored): - Podcasting 2.0 apps (live notifications/chapters): podcastapps.com - Archive utility for paywalled articles: archive.ph - OpenRouter (AI model router): openrouter.ai - CQ WW DX Contest (ham radio): cqww.com - Commissary and base access tips for savings - Dog training principle: consistency, simple commands, and shared structure.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://[email protected] -- mailto://[email protected] If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Feb 16, 20262h 29m

Ep 86I Had A Fight With AI Over A Stock Ticker

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In this week’s episode of Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, we kick off with weather whiplash and use it as a springboard into a spirited life update: long winters, dreams of warmer zip codes, and plotting an eventual move abroad (with the Philippines taking the lead thanks to VA access). From there, we tumble into a surprisingly practical tour of AI tools—voice cloning on ElevenLabs, the quirks of various chatbots, and the art of prompting to get balanced answers—before detouring through fiber internet upgrades, home server dreams, and crypto staking strategies. We also trade travel-and-living wisdom about trusts, wills, inheritance, and why some businesses and people are bailing on high-tax states. True to form, we keep the laughs coming with confessions of unusual comfort foods (PB&J with chips and green olives, PB + garlic salt, BLTs with hot cheese, Old Bay on popcorn), prairie wind war stories, and a drive down memory lane through small-town America, VHS nostalgia, and grand plans for future Airbnbs and truck gardens. We close with our value-for-value reminder and an open invite to send us your weird food combos and thoughts on trusts, crypto, and moving somewhere warm.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://[email protected] -- mailto://[email protected] If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Feb 9, 20262h 23m

Ep 85Rainbows, Unicorns, and a Finger Up My Butt

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In this week’s Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, we kick things off battling cold weather and tech gremlins, then settle into a wide-ranging, unfiltered conversation the way only old friends can. We swap CPAP upgrades and sleep-apnea war stories, debate movie nostalgia versus modern CGI, and pitch a monthly classic-film chat (yes, even A Christmas Carol). From there, we dive into cultural shifts, personal finance discipline, and why brewing coffee at home beats $7 sugar-bomb lattes. We chew on free speech, accountability for public officials, AI bias, and the value of being discerning with tech and news. We also detour through trucking economics, rugged individualism vs. collective action, immigration nuance, and why fewer ads and more listener-driven value keeps this show authentic. We wrap with job-site freeze-ups, sand-trailer shop talk, and the Dude’s timeless tip of the day: if it’s cold, wear a jacket and shoes.As always, we’re ad-free and value-for-value. If you got something from the show, share it, send feedback, help with chapters or art, or support the hosting bills. Email: [email protected] (Bryan) or [email protected] (Rich). If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Feb 2, 20262h 15m

Ep 84First Time Manager Of A Few Lopsided Boobs

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In this week’s episode of Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, we kick things off with classic audio gremlins, shop talk, and a storm rolling across Texas, Mississippi, and beyond. We dive into trucking yard logistics, overtime headaches, HR-proof blunt honesty, and why common sense (and throat chops) still matter. From kale conspiracies to bagged salad betrayals, we keep the laughs rolling, then pivot hard into radio nerdery: contests, sunspots, solar flares, band conditions, and why upgrading from General to Extra unlocks the 80m playground. We also geek out on DIY audio fixes (shock mounts for the win) and voice-cloning AI toys that turn a single photo into a talking, hand-waving character. We wander through movies we’ve missed and loved—from White Christmas, The Music Man, Porky’s, and Fast Times to Pitch Perfect, Jack London’s Sea-Wolf, and Steinbeck rabbit holes—plus the idea of a monthly “Movies Rich Missed” segment. We close with winter weather misery forecasting, shoutouts to our listeners, and how you can help grow the show via sharing, chapter art, and value-for-value support. Same grumpy charm, same unfiltered camaraderie—just three friends keeping each other sharp and entertained through the deep freeze.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://[email protected] -- mailto://[email protected] If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Jan 26, 20262h 56m

Ep 83Candy-Fueled AI & Depleted Uranium Farts

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This week on Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, we kick things off with some classic tech gremlins, button-mashing banter, and a lively dive into Linux setups, podcast rigs, and the eternal Zoom-is-weird struggle. From there, we roam through rising grocery costs, beef buying strategies, and the realities of food and fuel—from E85 to biodiesel and why regulations make ranching harder than it has to be. We also get tactical with a spirited discussion on evolving small-arms calibers, body armor, AK vs. AR history, and a few sea/airpower detours (CWIS and A-10 fans, you’ll smile). We round it out with autonomous trucks, nuclear power for AI data centers, mother-in-law mercy, ham radio contests (voice, RTTY, and a nod to CW), Morse code woes, keyboards that won’t quit, and why friendships on purpose matter. We close with a heartfelt value-for-value reminder: no ads, just you. Share the show, send your ideas, lend your time/talent/treasure, and help shape future episodes. Thanks for riding along—whether you’re in Tokyo at lunchtime or stateside near midnight, we see you and appreciate you!Email Us:Rich -- mailto://[email protected] -- mailto://[email protected] If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Jan 19, 20262h 36m

Ep 82KO2s, Queef-Slappers, and the DX10: A Perfectly Normal Week

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This week on Two Grumpy Vets, the three of us catch up on life, weather swings, bills, and a deep dive into wood stoves and heating hacks—right down to firewood sizes and the best slow-burning woods. We roll into Jeep tire drama (RIP KO2s), price-versus-wear debates, and why research can change your mind about Patagonia's. From there, we veer through a spicy but civil Facebook dust-up about geopolitics and legality, then swing into radios: selling big rigs, unboxing a new contest-grade DX10, late-night France contacts on 40 meters, logging workflows, Linux toys, and prepping for upcoming contests. We round it out with road stories about DPS stings, hands-free laws, ghost-marked cruisers, yard work, stubborn acorns, donut loyalties, value-for-value podcasting, and the eternal loyalty (and gas) of our dogs. It’s classic us: three friends intentionally showing up, swapping stories, sharpening each other, and laughing at our own nonsense—from “let me take two PTO hours for a throat chop” to queef-slapper-level punchlines. If it’s on our minds—heating, radios, tires, laws, Linux, biscuits, or bacon-laced beans—it’s on the mic. Share it with a friend (or an enemy), send us your thoughts, and we’ll see you next week.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://[email protected] -- mailto://[email protected] If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Jan 12, 20262h 38m

Ep 81Slapping People Like an Old TV Set and Cocaine Ambulances

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In this New Year’s episode, I catch up with Bryan and The Duuude for a freewheeling, three-hour hang where we kick off 2026 with stories, laughs, and some real talk. We swap New Year’s Eve recaps—from solo fire-pit zen with a pack of 7% seltzers, to hot-chocolate-at-midnight serenity, to working oilfield staging pads while hunting for cell signal. From there, we wander delightfully through trucking and fracking loads, fireworks prices and city ordinances, drones-as-firework-viewers, dog thunder shirts, vertigo, and the odd places different states drop acorns, anchors, and balls at midnight. We even go deep on the surprising history of time balls and the first Times Square drop in 1907.We also geek out hard: home bread machines and einkorn wheat, DIY pizza and pretzels, Linux backups, self-hosting, and AI chatbots (how to prompt better, where they’re useful, and why they’re not AGI). The Dude shares ham radio updates—DX chasing, noisy bands, contest goals, and 2026 awards—while I reflect on site traffic milestones, writing rhythms, and value-for-value podcasting. We close with a candid detour on border drug interdictions, the EMT smuggling sting in Texas, and a few state and national political riffs—then wrap with gratitude, goals, and good wishes for a better 2026.Chat Links: (Not Sponsored)https://www.farm2flour.comEmail Us:Rich -- mailto://[email protected] -- mailto://[email protected] If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Jan 5, 20262h 38m

Ep 80Tracer Rounds and Robitussin

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In this week’s Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, we celebrate a birthday (the Duuude's) and dive into a lively, winding conversation about intentional living, service, and everyday grit. We kick off with retail rants (Walmart vs. H‑E‑B and the lost art of customer service), drift into wealth, power, and philanthropy, and spotlight the Bentonville/NW Arkansas boom. From there we hit military life—why a one‑time $1,776 payout matters to junior service members—then swap stories from the road: high‑wind trucking hazards, governed rigs, and the science of getting blown around at 70,000 lbs. We cover nicotine’s grip, addiction recovery, and mindset triggers; ham‑radio contest woes and sunspot cycles; winter storms out West; cold‑weather Army “Mickey Mouse” boots and Alaska training; plus moonshine stills, Jeep tires, and the economics of tire warranties. We also get into health: VA visits, amniotic‑fluid injections for shoulder pain, new hearing aids that stream calls and music, and how better hearing changes daily life (from birdsong to turn‑signal clicks). Not only that, but we round it out with AI image/video tinkering, backups and local models, pet antics, Mardi Gras timelines, and a quick Value‑for‑Value segment on how listeners can support the show. Programming note: we’re off for Christmas and back on New Year’s Day. Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all!Resources mentioned (non‑sponsored):• Crystal Bridges Museum of American Art (Bentonville, AR) — free admission supported by philanthropy• SolarHam for solar and sunspot activity (ham radio propagation)• VA audiology and ortho care discussions (hearing aids; context)Email Us:Rich -- mailtto://[email protected] -- mailto://[email protected] If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Dec 22, 20252h 56m
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