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Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude

Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude

Richard Chelson and Bryan Goodwin · Richard Chelson

107 episodesENExplicit

Show overview

Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude has been publishing since 2024, and across the 2 years since has built a catalogue of 107 episodes. That works out to roughly 290 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.

Episodes typically run over ninety minutes — most land between 2h 36m and 3h 1m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. Roughly 63% of episodes carry an explicit flag from the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Society & Culture show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed yesterday, with 26 episodes already out so far this year. Published by Richard Chelson.

Episodes
107
Running
2024–2026 · 2y
Median length
2h 47m
Cadence
Weekly

From the publisher

This show is about two grumpy vets and a duuude who became friends and have been talking once a week for the last 4 or 5 years. These conversations result in many rabbit holes being chased. Finally, in our infinite wisdom, we decided to share this with you. To let you know that you can find someone to talk to about anything and still maintain your manly attitude. This show will talk about real subjects and real life, if that offends you, then change the channel. We are Podcast 2.0 compliant using the value-for-value model. So take a break and listen to 2 Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, solve the world's problems...and get nowhere!

Latest Episodes

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Everything's Faster Than I Am

Jun 28, 20262h 57m

Chili Burritos and 4 Sets of Jack Stands

Jun 22, 20262h 57m

Almost a SNAFU, or Is It Yet to Come

Jun 15, 20262h 41m

You ate a Monkey!? or a banana?

Jun 8, 20262h 59m

We Do Red Beans and Grass

Jun 1, 20263h 1m

Your Blood Is a Freaking Oreo

May 25, 20262h 44m

Al Capone, Whipped Cream, and 100 Episodes of This Nonsense

May 18, 20262h 48m

0.4% Can Kiss Our Butt

May 11, 20262h 44m

Court TV, Beavis, and Other Things We Refuse to Watch

May 4, 20262h 38m

We Couldn’t Afford the "Poor," We Were Just "Puh"

Apr 27, 20262h 43m

Frank The Rabbit, Doesn't Know Either

Apr 20, 20262h 53m

Just A Weee bit...Goes A Long Way

Apr 13, 20263h 7m

Ep 94Ketchup: The Cure for What Ails Ya

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This week on Two Grumpy Vets and the Dude, we catch up after a hectic stretch of real life. I share the chaos of juggling work in the Texas rain, drought rules, and neighborhood noise battles, while Brian walks us through helping his mom recover from a scam, the maze of deeds and mineral rights, and the deep family history tied to Pottsville. We swap stories about weird car trends, highway run-ins, and the eternal war with four-wheelers, then shift into a thoughtful back-and-forth on oil prices, NATO, media panic, Israel’s resolve, military readiness, and how to have real conversations without melting down. We close with Ron’s health update, some good news on thyroid meds, and a creative turn: launching a photography website and the stories behind a few striking shots—and how listeners can jump in with art, topics, or a simple share. It’s three friends doing life on-mic: humor, hard truths, and honest debate about what matters—from protecting family and property to calling out nonsense, finding calm in a sunrise, and staying intentional in friendship. No sponsors, no scripts—just value-for-value, community, and weekly camaraderie.  If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Apr 6, 20262h 45m

Ep 93Bryan’s Late, the FAA’s Great, and the Duuude’s Irate

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In this week’s episode of Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, it’s just Rich and the Dude holding down the fort while Bryan’s delayed. We dive into a laid‑back but spirited conversation spanning FAA and congressional crackdowns on drones and RC aircraft, the state of American manufacturing versus overseas labor costs, power and politics, and why common sense seems rarer than ever. From nukes, Fukushima, and Chernobyl to the realities of stress, DOT rules, and the importance of living intentionally, we keep it real and relatable. We also veer into off‑roading culture (Jeeps vs. side‑by‑sides), ham radio contest strategy and propagation wins, CPAP life hacks (including a game‑changing pillow), and DIY car care—brakes, shocks, and transmission maintenance—sprinkled with our trademark humor and veteran grit.We close by inviting listener emails for topics, rants, and show collaborations, reminding everyone we’re Podcasting 2.0 and value‑for‑value: no ads, no censorship—just honest conversation among friends.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://[email protected] -- mailto://[email protected] If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Mar 30, 20262h 46m

Ep 92Sam The Rabbit Doesn't Have A Clue Either!

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In this week’s episode, Bryan kick's things off wrangling the chaos as the Duuude and Rich trickle in late, and we dive right into a full-throttle catch‑up. We trade road-warrior stories about modern trucks, software headaches, and the perils of driving when tech fails at 2 a.m. Then we shift gears to Moab—Dude’s epic trail week with limited‑edition badges, gnarly obstacles like Hell’s Gate and Mickey’s Hot Tub, winch points, popped beads, and a heartfelt flag‑retirement tradition atop Poison Spider at sunrise. We also wander into drones and the maze of FAA rules, national park restrictions, RID, fines, and flying spots across the Gulf Coast, Alabama, and beyond. From there, it’s real life: deer strikes on the road, shop talk about trailer welds and safety bureaucracy, day‑cab naps, pay reviews, gainshare changes, and rants about buffet nostalgia (RIP Ryan’s). We close with a spirited, good‑natured debate over AI hype vs. reality, job impacts, and the cycles of tech bubbles—all while reminding listeners why we run value‑for‑value and how to support the show. If you like road stories, off‑road camaraderie, respectful debates that don’t pull punches, and a few laugh‑out‑loud detours, this one’s got it all—from Purple Screen of Death to Golden Corral, from Poison Spider to drone geofences, and from deer on the fender to why we still show up every week to talk it out together.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://[email protected] -- mailto://[email protected] If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Mar 23, 20262h 39m

Ep 91Where's The Duuude!?

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This week on Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, it’s just Bryan and Rich holding down the fort while “the Duuude” tears up the trails in Moab, Utah. We catch up on life: Rich’s hearing aids vs. headphones saga, spring yard battles with guy wires and weed eaters, moving shacks for sagging floors, prepping for a 48‑hour ham radio prefix contest, and expanding Bella’s kingdom with bargain fence panels. We also dive into gadget talk—from drones’ Follow Me mode to rumors about Google tightening Android app installs—and nerd out on Linux alternatives, open‑source creative tools, and ditching subscriptions.From there, we meander through money and legacy: wills vs. trusts, why planning matters for aging parents, and credit card shenanigans. We swap sleep and health updates (CPAP pillow wins, heart health reminders), car fixes (sourcing cheap brake parts), and share streaming picks—from HBO’s John Adams to Fallout—plus plotting a new monthly movie segment with listener input. We close with some classic soap‑opera nostalgia (Days of Our Lives!), a quick news skim, and a hearty invite to contribute art, questions, and feedback for future episodes. If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Mar 16, 20262h 58m

Ep 90Kick Your Doctor in the Ding-Ding

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This week on Two Grumpy Vets and a Dude, we go full porch-talk with a real life catch‑up: sagging floor joists, swampy crawlspaces, and $24k foundation quotes; overtime work and hotel living; and a Moab off‑road vacation countdown that’s complicated by pharmacy logistics and dog drama. We veer from DIY fixes, French drains, and soundproofing walls to brisket sticker shock and grocery prices, then careen through politics, coaching as a business, and what happens when the grind meets real life. Along the way we trade shop talk on podcast gear (Zoom PodTrak P4 Next vs. RØDECaster), ham radio contests, Linux distros, mortgage math, HOAs, and old trucking stories from Chicago to LA—complete with lumpers, late‑night knocks, and hard lessons in boundaries and budgeting. It’s three friends being real about midlife, family obligations, masculinity, goals, and keeping your sense of humor when the floors—and plans—start to dip. We close with a reminder of our value‑for‑value model: if this hangout brought you some laughs, perspective, or company on a long drive, consider supporting with time, talent, treasure—or just tell a friend. Hit the email links in the show notes to say hi, send topic ideas, or share cover art. See you next week—unless Moab steals the Duuude a little longer.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://[email protected] -- mailto://[email protected] If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Mar 9, 20262h 51m

Ep 89It's a Sticker, It Doesn't Mean Anything!!!

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This week on Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, we kick things off with our trademark banter before diving into a creator’s dilemma: should past episodes be pulled when guests later regret their words? We challenge cancel-culture ripple effects, personal boundaries for creators, and the value of standing firm on your own content. From there we tear into workplace culture and the erosion of accountability, participation trophies, and the “softening” of expectations for the next generation—sprinkled with military memories and a few colorful leadership lessons. We also wander (as we do) through tech talk about a reported GNU/Linux vulnerability, river levels on the Mississippi and seismic activity, bacon woodsmoke preferences, Cuban cigars, drone-shot daydreams, Moab trail plans and Jeep badges, New Orleans beignets and Zydeco, dog training tactics (Bella strikes again), honey-roasted peanut butter, no-bake cookies, Bible translations, and even a scrappy business idea for 3D-printed pigtail wedges for trailers. We wrap with our value-for-value pitch, community invites, and the Dude’s tip of the day: treat yourself to a peanut butter and honey sandwich.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://[email protected] -- mailto://[email protected] If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Mar 2, 20262h 27m

Ep 88The Grand Jury Could Indicte A Ham Sandwich

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In this week’s Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, we kick off with the VA’s sudden (and now halted) rule change that could have tied disability ratings to medication effectiveness—why it sparked instant backlash, what it could have meant for reevaluations, and how protected status works for long-held ratings. From there, we roam across our usual Gen X terrain: the news media’s spin and propaganda cycles, Epstein file noise, political grandstanding in sports, and the SAVE Act voter ID irony. We also detour into life stuff—small-town memories, sledding scorchers, old-school TV, crypto’s rollercoaster, games we’re playing, and why modern Olympics choices (hello, flag football) make us grumble. It’s candid, unsponsored, and very us: three friends hashing it out, so men keep talking, thinking, and showing up for each other.We wrap with our value-for-value invite—no sponsors, no censors. If you got value, return value via time, talent, treasure, or by hitting folks in the mouth and sharing the show. Email us with topic ideas, feedback, or cover art: [email protected] (Bryan) and [email protected] (Rich). If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Feb 23, 20262h 34m

Ep 87Can You Hear Me? (That's A Shock)

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In this week’s Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, we settle in for a wide‑ranging catch‑up that feels like a late‑night porch talk. We open with last week’s tech gremlins and a mid‑show “rapture,” then roll into work shifts, weather, and the real cost of days off. From there, we get into practical life stuff: commissary vs. club memberships, budgeting and grocery hacks, and a spirited tangent on vacation hours and planning. A big chunk dives into dogs, structure, and training—why consistent rules help our four‑legged best friends thrive—plus how life changes (and gets better) with a canine companion. We bounce to AI and everyday tinkering: local vs. cloud models, how to coax better answers, Linux quirks, scripts and desktop tickers, and a quick crypto/markets check. We also swap takes on current headlines, winter sports tech (drones chasing skiers and sleds), and car/jeep tire choices headed into Moab. We wrap with a value‑for‑value reminder, how to participate live, and an open invite to email us with thoughts, questions, or chapter art.  Resources and mentions (non-sponsored): - Podcasting 2.0 apps (live notifications/chapters): podcastapps.com - Archive utility for paywalled articles: archive.ph - OpenRouter (AI model router): openrouter.ai - CQ WW DX Contest (ham radio): cqww.com - Commissary and base access tips for savings - Dog training principle: consistency, simple commands, and shared structure.Email Us:Rich -- mailto://[email protected] -- mailto://[email protected] If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988The world needs you here. 

Feb 16, 20262h 29m
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