Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast

Alice & Yvette are joined by son & mother duo, Cam and KarenLee, from Sex Talk With My Mom (@SexTalkPodcast)! The foursome discuss STDs vs COVID, one night stands, norah jones, TikTok, trauma bonding, spitting clowns, and more! Support the show by becoming a Patreon! Or donate via Paypal!

Alice & Yvette are joined by adult actress, Sofia Rose (@BbwSofiaRose)! The trio discuss changing narratives, feederism, tits curing COVID, breaking noses with butts, fake boobs, ball kicking, mental health, and being a humanitarian. Support the show by becoming a Patreon! Or donate via Paypal!

Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian & cam girl Savannah Solo (@savannah_solo)! The trio discuss canned meat, Maine, bras on people in caskets, John Wick, goats, anti-vaxxers, ear & vaginal candling, and more...all while Alice accidentally gets progressively more drunk. Use code TGOM at My.Bookie and get $1000 in FREE PLAY on them! Become a Patreon & support the show for a BONUS episode! www.patreon.com/twogirlsonemic Or donate via Paypal!

Alice & Yvette are joined by Watt's the Safeword co-host, Kristofer Weston (@KristoferWeston)! Aside from reviewing the porn parody of The Ring, appropriately named "The Hole", the trio discusses Kristofer's days of directing porn, Caverject, straight guys doing gay porn, organizing an orgy, how to clean your butt, sex toys from WISH, and more! Become a patreon and get a BONUS episode discussing puppy play, tanks, flipping houses, otters, and more! Or donate via Paypal! Use code TGOM at My.Bookie and get $1000 in FREE PLAY on them! http://mybookie.ag

Alice & Yvette are joined by adult performer & comedian Rodrick Jackson (@RodJacksonXXX)! The trio review the live action, MUSICAL porn, The Loin King. We also discuss if Scar did anything wrong, don't bone your heroes, lion years, sex with Amazonian woman, porn for women and more! Use code TGOM at My.Bookie and get $1000 in FREE PLAY on them! Become a Patreon & support the show for a BONUS episode! www.patreon.com/twogirlsonemic Or donate via Paypal!

Yvette & Alice are joined by Hall of Famer and mogul, Sara Jay (@SaraJayXXX)! The trio discuss why they're disappointed in Terry crews, weather conspiracy theories, airbnb's tech discrimination, reforming the word interracial, changing parts of the industry, projectile poop, and the most annoying scene ever. Support the show and get the video version over at Patreon! Or support the show via Paypal!

Alice & Natalia are joined by filmographer, Sharon Pieczenik, to review "OMG...It's the Flashdance XXX parody"! The trio discuss Sharon's brief time directing porn, porn that turns us on, trademarks, terrible domain names, punching up scripts, animals on set, and arguing whether or not the 1980's Flashdance is a good or bad movie. Support the show on Patreon!

Alice & Yvette are joined by Cindy Gallop (@cindygallop), founder of MakeLoveNotPorn! The trio discuss real sex versus porn sex, sexual values, consent, tech sex bans, micro-actions everyone can do to elicit change, and how to get an absurd deal on an apartment. Support the show and get the FULL unedited video version!

Alice & Yvette are joined by friend Brandon Ellyson (@GrrArghCast) to review "Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX". Aside from breaking down the porn, the trio discuss Wayfair conspiracies, Stephen hawking getting lap dances, a terrible non profit idea, and Epstein conspiracy theories. Listen to Brandon's show here! Support the show and get the unedited video version!

Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian Sherrod Small (@Sherrod_Small) to review Woodrocket's take on Jurassic Park and see if hybrid pornstar dinosaurs make the cut! The trio discusses Penis Island, bird dicks, lava facts, faux meat, and more! Support the show, watch the full video, & see Yvette's new vibrator! Find more of Sherrod Small here!

Yvette & Alice are joined by Kristin Davis (@manhattanmadam) who tells us what it was like running one of the largest escort agencies, federal prison, being locked in solitary, laundering money, getting money from clients, and more. Support the show and get the full video on Patreon!

Alice & Yvette are joined by Michael Wilson (@Michael86Wilson), Co-Owner & Production Manager of RealDoll (@AbyssCreations). The trio discuss his humble beginnings casting his own dick to RealDoll, image rights, AI & tech, automation, cleanup & maintenance, triple tits, ethics and sex toy regulations. Get your own RealDoll or RealCock here! Support the show via our Patreon

Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian & adult actress Sovereign Syre (@SovereignSyre) to discuss religion making people guily about eating ass, what will be considered the "lobotomy" of our generation, what's wrong with porn plots, COVID vaccines, not preying on your fan base, and Mr. Number. Support the show on Patreon! Find more of Sovereign here: http://sovereignsyre.net

Alice & Yvette sit down this week to review a film from the Golden Age of Porn--The Devil In Miss Jones. The ladies discuss guilty pleasures, mockbusters, bacterial vaginosis, snakes, CHAZ, and jingles. Support the show on Patreon for exclusive content!

Alice & Yvette are joined by Rachel Mason (@RachelMasonArt), director of the new Netflix documentary "Circus of Books". We discuss the history of Circus of Books, making the film around her family, cancel culture, the AIDs epidemic, forcing inclusivity, and obscenity laws. Support us on Patreon!

Alice & Yvette are joined by fellow sex educator, Sunny Megatron (@sunnymegatron)! The trio discuss whether we draw the line on abortion, trademark laws, hot serial killers, electric wand play, counterfeit sex toys, clown play, getting hot with insects, and more! Listen to an extra Patreon EXCLUSIVE episode with Sunny over at: patreon.com/twogirlsonemic

Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian & RISK! host, Kevin Allison (@TheKevinAllison) to review the Brazzer's Game of Thrones porn parody, Storm of Kings. The trio talks about the importance of how to choke, tasting pee, dragon fetishes, figging, accents, and more! Support us on Patreon for an EXCLUSIVE extra episode with Kevin! patreon.com/twogirlsonemic

The man, the myth, the porn legend...who's not Ron Jeremy, EVAN STONE joins Alice & Yvette on this week's episode. The trio chat about how he got into porn, his best and worst moments, wrestling, breaking the bed, and more! Don't forget to support the show on Patreon to see the video version and see Evan's giant "balls"

Alice & Natalia are joined by comedian Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) to discuss not one, but two Super Mario porns. We discuss if the pandemic is the right time to be on mushrooms, is Mario Dr. Kevorkian, bad bowser costumes, Princess Peaches' vibrator, and more Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/twogirlsonemic

Alice & Yvette are joined by Friendly atheist and Jeopardy winner/loser Hemant Mehta (@hemantmehta) to review This Ain't Jeopardy XXX. Learn what it takes to get on Jeopardy, behind the scenes production, and how non-Canadian they made porn Alex Trebek out to be. Support the show on Patreon & get the full video version!

Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian and world record holder, Aaron Berg (@aaronbergcomedy) to review the Jersey Shore porn parody. The trio talk about Guidos, Jersey, stripper stories, godfather references, and how to get out of jail using COVID. Support the show on Patreon

Alice & Natalia are going the bad place for review The Good Place Porn Parody with comedian Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau). Along the way, the trio learn about tree sizes, clown college, Florida's media laws, Lou Bega and 9/11, and the Humpty Dance. Don't forget to support the show!

Yvette & Alice are joined by comedian-rapper, Open Mike Eagle, (@Mike_Eagle) to review the porn version of the anime classic, Dragon Ball Z. This episode we learn about 30 years worth of cartoons, Japanese family businesses, craigslist, body paint, and more. Watch the full video and support us on Patreon

Alice & Natalia are joined by social psychologist Dr. Justin Lehmiller (@JustinLehmiller) to discuss all your fantasies--threesomes, cuckholding, necrophilia, what makes a successful friends with benefits, politicians you're fantasizing about, dick pic studies, and more! Support us on Patreon See more of Justin's research: https://www.lehmiller.com

Alice & Yvette are joined by adult performer, Lauren Philips (@laurenfillsup). The ladies discuss Tiger King, video games, teleprompters, custom clips going too far, porn pee standards, porn moratoriums, and more! Support the show on Patreon!

Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian and host of "How Cum" podcast, Remy Kassimir (@RemyKassimir). The trio discuss what to do if you've never experienced the big O and review the porn version of the hit 90's movie Clueless...Cumless. Support the show on Patreon This episode is sponsored by Emojibator! Use code: TWOGIRLS for 15% OFF

Alice & Yvette are joined by Suzanne (@suzannehatesyou) content creator behind Perv City! This week the trio dives into topics like plunger dick, coronavirus in bat asses, puke fetish, porn casting, and more. Support us on Patreon! This episode is sponsored by Emojibator! Use code: TWOGIRLS for 15% OFF

Alice & Yvette are joined by pornstar, Kenna James (@kennajames21). The ladies struggle to review Twilight porn, talk historical vampires, conovavirus updates, abstinence porn, weird porn sets, and more. Become a Patreon to see Kenna's exclusive anus, and support the show Get 15% OFF www.emojibator.com with code: TWOGIRLS

Alice & Yvette are joined by the original tranpa, Buck Angel (@BuckAngel)! The trio discusses cancel culture, coronavirus, trans activism, being misrepresented, GI Joe having a vagina, and more! Make sure to support the show on Patreon Use code: TWOGIRLS at Blue Chew for your 1st FREE ORDER

Alice & Yvette are joined by an AVN award winning dom, Violet Doll (@VioletDoll)! She whips the ladies into learning all about financial humiliation, and how it's not all easy money (unless you're doing an ATM run), and more. Become our pay pigs and support the show on Patreon!

Yvette & Alice are joined by their friend, satirist, and Science Enthusiast, Dan Broadbent (@aSciEnthusiast), to review It's Always Sunny Porn. The gang also gives you an update on coronavirus, the science of potatoes in the ass, who stole Jesus's foreskin, and dead men ejaculating. Support us on Patreon!

Yvette & Alice are joined by the Frotcast's Vince Mancini (@VinceMancini) to review an original porno plot: LOVE EMERGENCY. A love story about panhandling-dropout that accidentally becomes an emergency room doctor and tries to keep his job to win over a nurse. Support us on Patreon! Check out the Frotcast! Use code: TWOGIRLS at Blue Chew for your 1st FREE ORDER

Yvette & Alice have a foursome with comedians Matt & Mattingly (@HeyScoops) to review Space Nuts! Join them as they review the the sci-fi flick that parodies dozens of movies from the last 35 years and make a number of dad jokes. For details about Scoopfest & to listen to Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social: https://heyscoops.com

Alice & Yvette are joined by Kate D'Adamo (@KateDAdamo) to discuss what we did at the AVNs, decrim vs legalization, why the Nordic Model is terrible, sex work laws, Mercedes Carrera prison update, Super Bowl trafficking myths, Sex work study act, and more! Check out DECRIMNOW, SWAC, & DECRIM NY. Support us on Patreon for the full video & bonus patreon ONLY content

Yvette & Alice are joined by everyone's favorite MILF, Alexis Fawx (@AlexisFawx). The ladies review the Die Hard porn parody, Dick Hard. They cover important topics-- is Dick Hard a Christmas porn? Coffee, cosmetic procedures, weird parodies, and more. Check out Alexis's show & sip on her coffee Support us on Patreon for the full video!

Alice & Yvette are joined by their fairy porn-mother, Ela Darling (@ElaDarling)! The trio discuss ViRo Club (@ViRoClub), sex toy horcruxes, guys with cameras, Alice belching on command, and more. They also review Woodrocket's live action porn version of Rick & Morty, why it's cannon, and asking what it's like to have sex with a furniture person. Support us on Patreon! Leave us a review!

Yvette & Alice are joined by adult director, Bree Mills (@TheBreeMills) to discuss the Netflix of porn, her career, latest films, and how laws like California's AB5 will be impacting the industry. Get the FULL extended video & support us on Patreon!

Yvette & Alice are joined by host of The Wet Spot, comedian Chrissie Mayr (@ChrissieMayr) to review the porn universe's version of The Hangover. We also dive into what happens, or doesn't, if a woman ingests little blue pills, terrible ways to hide a person, bathroom bears, and more! Support us on Patreon

Yvette & Alice are joined by German porn scholar, Madita Oeming (@MsOeming), to discuss everything people get wrong about sex addiction, feminist porn, and much more! Support us on Patreon Follow us on Twitter!

D'OH! Alice & Yvette are joined by former Simpsons animator, Anna Maltese (@MalteseAnna) to destroy our childhoods! When Homer gets a new camera, Marge can't help but let her blue hair down and and show us the most "colorful" body paint sex scenes we've ever seen. Get extra content and support us on Patreon! Leave us a review for a change to win a Clone A Willy!

Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian & quicksand connoisseur, Matt Lieb (@mattlieb) to review The Big Lebowski XXX. Learn the unspoken history of quicksand porn, what not to do with a Big Mouth Billy Bass, and our futile hopes of Beta making a comeback as we review the the pornified take on the cult classic. Support us on Patreon Leave us a review for a chance to win a Clone A Willy!

Alice & Yvette are back to review a porn golden age classic, The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976). Of course we have many questions-- Does it hold up? Why is there a guy in a Napoleon costume? Is there anything you CAN learn after you get 3 guys off at the same time? What can we do in a ball pit? Leave us a review to be entered to win a Clone A Willy! Use Code: twogirls at OffensiveCrayons.com for 15% off Support us on Patreon

Alice & Natalia are joined by roast master, Eli Sairs (@elisairs), to get him up to speed on the turtle sex and science he missed growing up in the south. The trio review Woodrocket's "10 Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles" and learn way too much about turtle penises among other things. Support us on Patreon! Listen to Eli's other shows: The Roast Ghost Toga Party Podcast

Alice & Natalia are joined by director & screenwriter, Todd Berger (@thetoddberger), of The Happy Time Murders to review the 1976 puppet porn, Let My Puppets Come. The trio review the ketamine fueled porno which makes less and less sense the longer it goes on. Support us on Patreon!

Alice & Yvette are joined by Sydney Leathers (@sydneyelainexo) to tells all about what happens when you are involved in an international sexting scandal... at 22 in a pre-me too era. The ladies also discuss saving democracy, labiaplasty, nazis, and much more. Support us on Patreon!

The hosts of Man School 202, Dante Nero (@DanteNero) and Harry Terjanian (@HarryTerjanian), sit down with Natalia and Alice this week to discuss male stripping, Dante's past as a pimp, and differences between men and women. Support us on Patreon

A group of intergalactic criminals must pull together to stop Bonan from getting the Infinity Bone! Comedian Bri Pruett (@bripruett) joins Alice Vaughn (@RationalBlonde) & Natalia Reagan (@natalia13reagan) for unnecessary movie facts, asking who the word "gnard" is for, Pauly Shore, prison cavity searches, wooden dildos, and much more. Support us on Patreon! Unknown Speaker 0:02 This is two girls one Mike, Unknown Speaker 0:04 the show that talks about the holes and plotholes of your favorite porn. Alice Vaughn 0:09 Welcome to Two girls one Mike the podcast or if you say these three words, eight letters were yours. Natalia, do you know what phrase that is? Oh god, no, I love you know, Natalia Reagan 0:20 it's I am Groot. Mm hmm. I was a big fan of I am growing. That was a highlight of the film for me personally, Alice Vaughn 0:29 if you confidently walk into a room and say I am crying, I guess I'm also yours. Natalia Reagan 0:34 It kind of is my mating call. These days. It's not necessarily picking up the right shooters, but you know, sometimes you got to do it. You got to do Alice Vaughn 0:41 guys, I'm Alice Vaughn, your co host, and of course because events on medical leave, we have Natalia Regan filling in now we have Natalia Reagan filling in one day, I'm gonna get your name right Natalia Reagan 0:52 Just think of a ray gun. Just think of a gun that shoots raise, or Ronald, but I hate to bring him up into this. Alice Vaughn 0:59 Right there. Any other Reagan's Natalia Reagan 1:01 my family. But unfortunately Ronnie and his son and Nancy and Nancy didn't do much for the whole her whole war on drugs, man. And pornography by the way. Alice Vaughn 1:13 Look, I know you're probably not related, but if you could get Nancy Reagan so we could discuss the war on drugs. Oh, do not show she Natalia Reagan 1:21 I should know this. I guess she is so I've Oh, wow, maybe, huh. Well, we'll see. I don't know. I can use that Reagan to my advantage. Some leverage. Somewhere back in court County. Some there's some sort of linkage. You never know. related to Alice Vaughn 1:34 Bri. Do you have any interesting people you're related to? Bre Pruitt 1:37 Actually my grandmother survived Pearl Harbor. Oh, very exciting. Alice Vaughn 1:41 Probably not at the time. Bre Pruitt 1:42 Yeah. You know, when you just survive something. You're not famous afterward? Yeah. Was Natalia Reagan 1:48 she in so I take it she was in Hawaii. Was she working with military or? Bre Pruitt 1:52 No, she lives there. Natalia Reagan 1:54 She does. Okay, she wants something. Bre Pruitt 1:58 Yeah, that's something so keep Dream and everybody Alice Vaughn 2:01 so on the show we have Brie Pruitt to help review nardin's of the galaxy with us Natalia Reagan 2:07 a real classic honestly Alice Vaughn 2:08 pretty How did you feel about reviewing porn? Have you reviewed porn before? I have Bre Pruitt 2:12 reviewed porn before you guys had my friend Alex Cohn on the show previously and outspoken hosts a podcast called read it and weep and he made me watch made me That sounds very Unknown Speaker 2:23 funny too. Bre Pruitt 2:25 So let's revise that he is he is a white man. So let's change that. He's one of the good ones. So let's let's change that revise that I elected to join his podcast to review. I believe it was a Star Wars porn, which I'm sure you all have seen because that's your bread and butter, so to speak. It was fine when I am watching porn that I like. I have extremely specific critiques. But I think that whoever nardin's the galaxy is for it is not me. And my criticism like it hasn't Nothing to do with my sexuality. So that is very easy to watch. And because there's no sexuality to me at all about it. I mean is that if you guys feel that way, there's no danger of me being turned on when watching this movie at all at all. Natalia Reagan 3:14 That's me know, I feel the same with a lot of porn parodies the Star Wars one I remember it. I don't know if you saw the one with a very scintillating Chewbacca Wookie threesome. There's got to be more than just one. Bre Pruitt 3:28 I guess what I will say I'm a comedian by my job, and I am a sexual human. With that, like comedy and sexuality. There's no overlap for me at all. Do you all feel the same way? You've watched a lot of porn parody. Alice Vaughn 3:43 It's very rare nowadays when I'm watching a porn parody that I get turned on just because for me, it's become my job. So I just compartmentalize what I'm actually into, into a very different segment that doesn't involve Normally bits happening before and or during the boning. Who is this for the fans of what have sex or a galaxy? Guardians of the Galaxy? Okay. Okay, that's what the parodies are normally made for. It's for the super fans. I see. Natalia Reagan 4:22 I want to take it to the next level. Bre Pruitt 4:24 Okay, so I have a lot of friends who are in the erotic fan fiction universe. This is sort of erotic fan fiction come to life in a lot of ways. Alice

Alice & guest co-host Kate Kennedy (@KateKennedyxxx) joined by the internet's gynecologist, Jen Gunter (@DrJenGunter) to dispel all vaginal myths: vaginal steaming, weights, discharge, squirting, abortion, birth control, and more! Snag the Vagina Bible Support us on Patreon

A long time ago, in a city far, far away, Alice and guest host Natalia Reagan are joined by John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) to review a porn parody no nerd has ever thought of before...Star Wars. Support us on Patreon for more episodes Alice Vaughn 0:09 Welcome to Two girls with Mic the podcast that firmly believes hand jobs that come from girls who speak sign language count as blow jobs. I'm your co host Alice Vaughn. event is still on medical leave. So I have my beautiful guest host, Natalia Reagan, Natalia How you doing today? Natalia Reagan 0:25 I'm doing fantastic. Thanks for having me out again. It's always a pleasure, especially with you Alice, Alice Vaughn 0:30 how do you feel about a sign language? blowjobs Natalia Reagan 0:34 You know, I'm very proficient in American Sign Language only in blowjobs though, unfortunately, it's all I know. And then the guy love you sign and then also the shocker. The shocker is also a popular that's that's part of sign language correct now, yes. Did Alice Vaughn 0:47 Coco the gorilla know that fun? I don't think so. I don't think she was aware. John Fugelsang 0:51 I do a whole bid my act where I teach the audience how to curse in American Sign Language because I get a government grant if it's educational. So I do Oh, yeah. And they have all the curse words like, I'm always like when deaf kids curse like they get their hands washed out with so I don't know what they do. But what matters is all of the curse words are there and they're even more colorful in ASL. Natalia Reagan 1:11 I wish this was a visual show because I feel like we could be learning so much more, especially when they come up with new words. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. How does that huh? How does Netflix and chill translate to ASL? There just be a lot of this or that's more fisting. But you know, next. Yeah, that's not so chill. Honestly, that's a little bit taking it four steps to forward John Fugelsang 1:33 for those listening, which is everyone. Natalia just did a hand gesture and flying fisting. Yeah, for the podcast. Natalia Reagan 1:39 That's actually when I used to play jeopardy. That's how I would remember answers. For some reason I would I'd always blank out but as soon as I would make that fisting motion, it would come to me. I don't I'm not a fan. I don't know why, but it just some sort of like visceral response. It's good to know what work Alex You're back. If Alice Vaughn 1:53 you have any thoughts, please share them with us. Audience if you have any thoughts about using fisting to remember stuff If you're not the only one, John Fugelsang 2:02 let us know. At least we know it works for Natalia. Natalia Reagan 2:07 I'm fun at trivia night. Let me just Oh John Fugelsang 2:08 yeah. I can't wait for your recovered memory. Yeah. Alice Vaughn 2:13 Considering I'm on a league, you are now officially invited. Okay. Thank you. Fantastic. And a third voice you guys are hearing today is john fugle. Sang from Sirius XM. Tell me everything. JOHN, thank you for joining our little podcast. John Fugelsang 2:26 That's really a delight I completely enjoy and and bewildered by what you do. And I'm honored and thrilled and sheepish to be here. Natalia Reagan 2:34 Oh, good. Can we call you john fuel wing for the duration of the show? You know that it's my favorite nickname of You know John Fugelsang 2:39 what, there's so many ways to make fun of my name, which begins with fpu if that's as creative as you can get. Nathan Lane once said that my name was German for a large apparatus. And his publicist wouldn't let me use the quote. I was crushed. Oh, that's deeply disappointing. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, there's a lot of ways. So Mike, go ahead. You were saying there's many, many ways you Natalia Reagan 2:58 go bang, bang. I mean, there's that There's a lot you can do I just have considering the content of the podcast, I felt like it was appropriate. John Fugelsang 3:06 It's a nerdy name for a nerdy kid. And that's why when you asked me to pick a movie, I was like, I will admit, I came to this with a real prejudice because I felt as someone who was alive in the 80s, that comedy ruins porn almost as much as synthesizers in that decade. And so I came to this with a real negative connotation. But when you asked me to pick a film, and I was like, I don't know, I've avoided porn parodies for many, many years. Like, is there anything for Star Wars or the Godfather? And y'all told me there is one for Star Wars and I think that's so great. They're doing Star Wars, porn parodies, because that's a way to introduce young men who are into sci fi and fantasy to porn. So now they'll be gateway. Natalia Reagan 3:47 Exactly. This is their gateway film. Not like they need more, but they do. They absolutely do. Alice Vaughn 3:54 I mean, if you are a huge sci fi nerd and you've never watched porn, I mean, seriously, you were disgraced to win sales. Natalia Reagan 4:00 Right. I feel like that's how they get all their information honestly i

Right after recording episode 60, this is the conversation Alice, Natalia Reagan, Amberly Rothfeild had. The ladies chat about clit stapling, animals in orifices, muppetfucker, and abortion clinic tanks. Get MORE minisodes like this AND support the show by joining us on Patreon