
Two Douchebags and a Microphone
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S3 Ep 3CNN NYE screw up, bands to enjoy deaf, televanglescams, accidental medical texts and much more
Esegment 1 CNN NYE screw up, segment 2 if you were deaf, what bands would you still watch? segment 3 Televanglescams segment 4 accidental horrible medical texts segment 5 Steven Tyler lawsuit segment 6 Kelce's tough ballsack, segment 7 NFL coaches segment 8 cryopreservation in the great barrier reef.
S3 Ep 2more from pork rind fest, NFL talk, I call bullshit, bloomin onions and much more
Esegment 1 more from pork rind fest, segment 2 NFL talk, segment 3 I call bullshit, segment 4 bloomin onion news, segment 5 what if people had a fragrance named after them and what it would be segment 6 porn version of big screen movies
S3 Ep 1pork rind fest, disturbing facts vol 2, AI brain report, Eggplant secrets
Esegment 1 pork rind festival from Eureka springs, disturbing facts volume 2, AI Brain report segment 3 Eggplant secrets
S2 Ep 30no.12, old time boxing, deer n airports, cool new inventions, mayhem, and more
segment 1 more Brady fodder, segment 2 old time boxing, segment 3 internet companies, segment 4 deer and airports, segment 6, meyham strikes, segment 7 filthy bean coffee, segment 8 steve jobs sandols, segment 8 advertiser tricks.
S2 Ep 29trump trading cards, state line weed, , assed up food, disturbing facts, 70's rock radio and what Santa really needs
Esegment 1 Trump digital trading cards, segment 2 state line weed, segment 3 scooters big failure, segment 4 assed up food, segment 5 disturbing facts segment 6 filthy bean gift pack no. 2 segment 7, 70's rock radio segment 8 what Santa really needs
S2 Ep 28filthy bean coffee pack, words of the year, Ebola fun, ass paddlings, I call bullshit and more
Esegment 1 the filthy bean coffee giftpack, segment 2 webster words of the year, segment 3 Ebola fun segment 4 Invisible ass paddlings , segment 5 I call bullshit segment 6 Brand logo's on TV programs segment 7 rock concert deceptions
S2 Ep 27term of the year, NFL horrible trades, AB vs. Brady plus much more
Esegment 1 oxfords' term of the year, segment 2 NFL horrible trades segment 3 AB vs. Brady, segment 4 Fake coast war, segment 5, 9 to 5 songwriters, segment 6 Ozzy's newest awards, segment 7 Prime music hoops and bullshit.
S2 Ep 26trade up? nurse shenanagins, horrible questions vol 5 and new slang
Esegment 1 hey Biden, I got a trade for ya. segment 2 nurse amputates foot for taxidermy segment 3 book of horrible questions vol 5 segment 4 new slang words 2022.
S2 Ep 25stomach flu fun, monsters, not self aware people google crapola and cheeto's!
Esegment 1 muscle relaxers with stomachs flu segment 2 monster in the closet segment 3 not self aware people part 2 segment 4 googles most searched word of the year segment 5 cheet-o mania!
S2 Ep 24NFL, Romo=moron,mall santa's I call bullshit
Esegment 1 NFL talk segment 2 people who are not self aware segment thank you Nashville segment 4 what mall santa's do not want to hear segment 5 I call bullshit segment 6 vegan questioning
S2 Ep 23hot talk about nothing, satire and goofyness
Evariety of subjects, satire, goofy thoughts and many forms of thoughts and comedy
S2 Ep 22stuff
Emore crap
S2 Ep 21different topics
the filthy bean coffee, NFL talk, odd facts
S2 Ep 19nap convention Dan Snyder NFL and all kinds of buffoonery
Eice melt and battery acid to your ears, nap convention, Dan Snyder, NFL talk, things to whisper in strangers ears, Van Halen/ music discussion.
S2 Ep 18answers for San Fran, pumpkin spice craziness, Elon vs AOC, Walmart mishap, concert revue
Esegment 1 san fran's solution, segent 2 pumpkin spice garbage segment 3 Elon gets pranked, segment 4 Walmart mishap segment 5 serial killer facts segment 6 W.A.S.P in Tulsa full concert revue segment 7 Disney's poor operations
S2 Ep 17Al Micheals talk, I call bullshit segment, spruce up game shows, SF stinky problem
Esegment 1 Al Micheals boredom segemnt 2 Christmas hysteria segment 3 I call bullshit segment 4 paid news commercials segment 5 how to enhance game shows sement 6 San Frans' stinky problem
S2 Ep 16NFL talk, media idiots, counter programmers plus more
Esegment 1 NFL talk, segment 2 media idiots, segment 3 over opinionated music stars, segment 4 pointless idiotic counter statements, segment 5 untouchable people?, segment 6 pumpkin spice everything! segment 7 fat jokes and comebacks for fat jokes.
S2 Ep 15more crap
Ehorrible subjects
S2 Ep 14two douchebags blathering
Esegment 1 opening thoughts segment 2 migraine info segment 3 post office fodder segment 4 political fodder segment 5 downtown airport segment 6 ozzfest on the metaverse segment 7 did you know? segment 8 new feature on the podcast
S2 Ep 11pumpkin facts, amazon analytics, mississippi/ ocean problem, metaverse and much more
Esegment 1 pumpkin facts, segment 2 odd facts, segment 3 evolution of holidays, segment 4 amazon hiring analytics, segment 5 mans mom sold for test blasting, segment 6, mummies were elite food, segment 7, new dr. pepper drink, segment 8, ocean flooding the mississippi river, segment 7 game shows, segment 9, metaverse failure, segment 10 strange seaholes and volcano idiot.
S2 Ep 10social media trends, Kurt Cobain, Christopher's vacay, holloween candy, top costumes, top retro costumes
Esegment 1 social media trends, segment 2 Kurt Cobain, segment 3 places you should never have to pay to park, segment 4 medical system discussion, segment 5 Christopher's vacay, segment 6 Christophers new guitar, segment 7 Halloween candy, segment 8 Top costumes, segment 9 top retro costumes
S2 Ep 13NFL review, NFL owner club discussion, Mark's protect the QB plan, odd facts, what if grocery stores were old men, what if flowers were women and what is micro cheating?
Esegment 1 NFL talk, NFL owner club break down, marks QB protection plan. segment 2 odd facts and things that aren't meant to help you, segment 3 what if grocery stores were old men and flowers were women? segment 5 what is micro cheating?
S2 Ep 10horrible games, Tom Brady talk, MNF fodder, soccer mom tattoo awards and the pro bowl
Esegment 1 "would you rather game" segment 2 artificial intelligence talk, segment 3 classic TV segment 4 Tom Brady's bad turn segment 5 vending machine usage segment 6 MNF madness, Butkers record kick segment 7 who gets a soccer mom tattoo awards, segment 8 history and evolution of the pro bowl.
S2 Ep 9numerous topics, NFL talk bogus calls, Marks pranks, odd facts and would you rather game time.
Emany topics today. seg 1 NFL talk seg seg 2 music discussion, seg 3 collingsworth weird comment, seg 4 Marks famous pranks, seg 5 odd facts seg 6 game of " would you rather?'
S2 Ep 12Massive mullet collection found at ancient Egyptian burial site
Ebloody urine with puss
S2 Ep 8rock bands telepathic signals trap kids in building
Esausage and anal juice
S2 Ep 7burlap sacks that record your speech
EAustrian swamps that glow
S2 Ep 6another disaster
Epoor earholes
S2 Ep 5urinal pucks that track your penis
Ebags of snot
S2 Ep 4valuable toiletries in question
Ebeer
S2 Ep 3ants eat towns supply of pudding
Egarbage
S2 Ep 2enemies at a football game sing a song to warn of massive football jersey hike
Ebrass knuckles proven to cure stupidity
S2 Ep 1Newly discovered Galaxy thought to be made up of peanut butter
Ebrash commentary on head bands
S1 Ep 22velvet cape is thought to be used in an ancient vomiting ritual
Eblood spots and balls
S1 Ep 21rubber foam hand is part of a trick on the elderly
Epenis pencils and scabs in a bag
S1 Ep 20surgeon uses amputated toe as doorstop
Eheat blisters and forks
S1 Ep 19poorly designed toaster picks up ham radio from across the globe
Epictures at 11
S1 Ep 18Guest host Michelle had a condition that made her chew off her own nipples. Her battle with strip clubs over tassel removal.
Epoor Michelle is minus nips....
S1 Ep 17man handshakes 5 thousand people in one hour.
Eseriously weird way to eat peanut butter
S1 Ep 16napkin eating cult showers in public fountains
Ecult sends strong message to town
S1 Ep 15flying sofa spotted over Italy
Ehard driving commentary on the secret lives of snails
S1 Ep 14new artichoke species tastes like chicken
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S1 Ep 13sock puppet catches building on fire
Ebag of condoms with seaweed
S1 Ep 11trendy new language in area suburbs
Eglue mixed with fecal gel

S1 Ep 12The One With Kevin
EKevin joins us to discuss engine-block pot roast and horsehair pillows.

Storm Special!
bonusERelive the June tornado with this storm-plus-commentary special!
S1 Ep 10pancake syrup has traces of diesel fuel
EBilly has a special treat

S1 Ep 9Episode 9
EPart two of Mark's cruise, guerrilla marketing, and full audio of a recent tornado.

S1 Ep 8Episode 8
EPart one of Mark's cruise to Alaska, plus other stuff.

S1 Ep 6Episode 6
EA tasteful variety of audio qualities, random artifacts and background noises, a new take on the Mad Shitter of Clinton and Mr. Creepy returns.