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S2 Ep 5757 - Involuntary Celibate

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Raising animal babies is a lot of stress for us, but we cushion the impact of baby tension but hiring other people to do our dirty work. B+ J chat with Cate, a bodacious babe who kept a secret for an exceptionally long time. Self expressed and liberated, she's high-fiving herself right and left. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 4, 20181h 22m

S2 Ep 5656 - What’s A Gold Star Lesbian?

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Let’s talk tent sex and three days without showering, doing the dirty. B+j talk with Krista about her dark side hetero swinging, lesbian softball teams, U-Hauling, fawning and multiple female organs in a public bathroom. Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 27, 20181h 32m

S2 Ep 5555 - Schmud.

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Lots of foreplay today to celebrate how Jeremie’s love of his own voice is equal to how much he likes masturbating. And masturbating is, according to our favourite Christian listener, a perfectly healthy thing to discuss with your kids. Well, that’s what I heard. Big Red in the house! Jeremie’s other girlfriend Emily sits down with us for some real talk about pegging fantasies at arms reach, pelvic floor pilates, and trauma related psychosis. Trigger Warning: This episode contains conversation about sexual assault. Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 20, 20181h 28m

S2 Ep 5353 - The Year Of My Vagina

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Strip down, say cheese and smile for the camera. Anyone interested in 12 months worth of threesomes? How about a giantess with nipple's the same size as Jeremie? Then B+J sit down and chat with Rebecca about her recent sexual revolution. From an orgasmless OG brain boner, to a world of kink and secretly smuggling butt plug's while out for dinner at "Battery Park". Thats just the tip of the iceberg.  Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 6, 20181h 20m

S2 Ep 5252 - Death & Libido

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Who’s the real Headline Whore? Jeremie gets sprayed down by a f***ing hippy. We swing back to WWII to talk about fighter pilot key parties. B and J talk to Pat about grief and sex in the hospital family room. With a few fleeting experiences below the belt, he’s reeled himself out of dating pool, and is sharing some small talk about the rain with a stranger in a bus stop. Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 30, 20181h 32m

S2 Ep 5151 - "I Thought I Had A Mini Penis"

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Do you hear what I hear? It sounds like Ta Ta Teetee Ta. A brain boner deals with a sex sandwich with questionable sandwich meat. Then B+J chat with Elle, a gal whose anxiety disorder maybe came from some very conflicting stimuli about sex. Pull out your coffee table book of vaginas, put your feet up, and get some perspective. Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 23, 20181h 29m

S2 Ep 5050 - Our Little Married Podcast Returns

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Who’s more excited for the launch of Season 2? Hard to say. hard to say like, hard to make f*ck in a camper on a 3 month road trip, or say, in a Honda Fit. B+J reunite at SXSW in Austin, Texas and talk about bathroom etiquette, bumble, bad bar interactions. They saw Esther Perel in all her glory and they have things to say about it. So happy to be back, so much compersion for the listeners. Esther Perel's SXSW talk: Visit and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 16, 20181h 17m

S1 Ep 4949 - We're Getting A Divorce

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Host Episode! Bryde and Jeremie sit down in their recording studio with Jeremie’s dad-joke telling sex robot. They try to break some news gently to the audience, kind of like saying “Hey listen, this is hard for me to say…” Bryde warns Jeremie of some sexual injuries he should try to avoid while she’s having her mexican shark orgies. Lots of brain boners this week, from bottom to top, from human rights to human sights. Featuring a little extra audio treat for your ears Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 24, 20181h 3m

S1 Ep 4848 - I Had Two Vaginas

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Bryde gets the chance to watch three men at a time learn about the intricacies of the vagina. Or two vaginas. One girl, two vagina’s. From haemorrhaging to multiple tampons, the complications of having a co-joined reproductive system are…..complicated. Periods, pregnancy and procedures, this collaboration with Sickboy Podcast is one for the books. Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 17, 20181h 17m

S1 Ep 4747 - The Goddess' Identity Crisis

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No foreplay today! Straight to the dirty. This would disappoint B+J's guest Kathleen so much. This week we speak with a lover of sex who went through a desire dry-up after having a baby. One of Bryde's earliest writing mentors, Kathleen guides writers through writing about sex, and Jeremie realizes that all those sexy texts he's been composing are actually erotic literature. Have you ever run out of desire? Try rubbing your ankle! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 10, 201855 min

S1 Ep 4646 - Chasing the D in the Maritimes

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Happy New Year from hosts b and J who spent their Big O.. er.. Big eve apart and are just catching up. They pledge their New Year’s sexual resolutions. Then they introduce the next-ever in the Prince Edward Island series, guest Maria Campbell, a woman to be reckoned with. Listen to her thoughts on self-expression, art, sexuality, consent, being poly in a small town and the Charlottetown Sexperience. Check out her website at mezzoartwork.com. Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 3, 20182h 6m

S1 Ep 4545 - Happy Poly Holidays

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Belated happy Boxing Day to all our listeners. We are turkey tired and reflecting on a holiday season with all kinds of dynamics. We’re learning as we go. What works in one relationship doesn’t work in another. Some families have open arms and some are not so sure. We eat into a brain boner from a gal with a boyfriend who gets sauced and then saucy, and who turns up his nose at monogamish. Happy holiday from turn me on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 27, 201754 min

S1 Ep 4444 - High School Blow Job Queen

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Pisces woman/Capricorn Man: It begins as a best friendship-they inspire each other's wildest dreams. B+J explore their sexstrology. Then they speak with the BJ Queen who came by her savviness honestly, with sexually open parents who at one time, tried to start a church in their community. Turns out they are the bombest parents and great people to have in your corner. Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 20, 20171h 32m

S1 Ep 43Smanging Sex Guitar: Tunes To Write A Poly Contract To

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In a surprise host episode, Jeremie and bryde discuss the highs and lows of opening up the relationship....again. We take a walk down memory lane to July 2015, when they drew up the first set of rules for their arrangement. Jeremie's acid fuelled journey into the wacky world of animal sex, dirty birds, and detachable penises means Bryde gets to hang out on the wholesome side of the couch. Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 13, 20171h 8m

S1 Ep 4242 - Twerking Cake Butts

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Ever get turned on from cake twerking? Jeremie found his new favourite thing. Booty Cake. Bryde likes a nice set of ta-ta’s. Do millennials make better house maids? Maybe… if they are keeping it sexy. What’s a gal to do when she JUST had surgery but loves it rough? Keep it kinky obvs. Choke me. Slap me. Tie me up. Unless I’m screaming Pineapple. In that case, please don’t punch me in my stitches. Also, where the heck is the Uber style rating for dating apps? LOL = ghosted and grandpa is looking for some arthritic lovin’. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 6, 20171h 17m

S1 Ep 4141 - The Submissive Side of your Financial Advisor

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Should a children’s television show host do hand nail fetish porn? We better call a friend, or Jeremie’s agent.. Jeremie and Bryde talk to Molly, a person from your neighbourhood who discovers her real sexual interests at 25. A single poly. Also, isn’t it about time that a shower safe selfie was born? Thank you iPhone 8. Prince Philip comes to the rescue….or does he? D&D might become your sexual chat room. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/turn-me-on/id1200938612?mt=2 Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 29, 20171h 20m

S1 Ep 4040 - Mommy's Gettin' Busy

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B+J dive into the horrific world of Man bits being mangled. Every wonder what invaginated means? Well, today’s your lucky day. Jeremie experiences legit phantom pain and one listener doesn’t feel pleasure when they pop. Then BJ chat with Stef! Nothing like some explosions, grenades & exotic sports cars to inspire some baby making. Then once the baby pops out, sit that little brat in front of Paw Patrol so you can make sexy time. Don’t worry, Jeremie’s dad wasn’t hurting his mom. Kids can learn consent as early as 2 years old. You can also teach them to call their junk whatever you want. P.S. don’t force the kid to hug yo! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: Visit http://www.hellofresh.ca/turnmeon and enter promo code LUST50 to get 50% your first Hello Fresh box Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 21, 20171h 15m

S1 Ep 3939 - Can Robots have STDs?

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It’s an hour long BJ. Everyones favourite married couple sit down for a normal morning chit chat. Bryde isn’t one for Sci-Fi but she gets an ear full. The ethical and moral conundrums of robots and sex. Is it cheating if you bang a robot? Depends on who you ask. American cl*t rubbing orgasm cults are on the rise. Bryde wants to get paid for the hanky-panky and Jeremie isn’t a cuck. This week is a doozy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 15, 201754 min

S1 Ep 3838 - Congratulations On Your Abortion

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Twitterpation and NRE. New Relationship Energy. No moving backward so might as well move onward and upward, into the new and exciting challenges of a bonafide relationship. B and J talk to Becky about accidental poly pregnancies, poly breakups, bad relationships, neat jobs, and accidental bestiality. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 8, 20171h 7m

S1 Ep 3737 - High as Giraffe Pussy

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B and J are back from Toronto with 101 ways to cure BV, as learned at Ted Talks. We chat with Abe, the tinder gem from the road with the sweet buns and sweeter lover. He teaches us about dumpster diving. As a side note: Fasturbate.com is Jeremie’s new business venture and smallboobsbignipples.com is not yet taken. Goofball.com is up for grabs and rotten.com will horrify you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 1, 20171h 30m

S1 Ep 3636 - Cirque Du Squirt

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The wild, wild adventures of bacterial vaginosis, as explored by Bryde. Arm yourselves, ladies, because there’s nothing you can do to protect yourself, but we can still fight the good fight. At the end of the day (ORGASM) we can have a good, heartfelt cry. The B+J sit down with the fantastically bendy Cait, who explains the conundrums of being a gymnast pre-teen. I mean, whats’ the big deal about being able to do the splits? Whatever, this girl can make a girl squirt, and can show you how it’s done. Also... "where's the cum?". Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 25, 20171h 20m

S1 Ep 3535 - Post Surgery Cum Shot

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This week is pure BJ. Jeremie recovered from his hospital stay, happy to say with a fully functioning (maybe over functioning!) penis, chats with Bryde about sex after surgery. What's it like to be poly and in a medical crisis? Better than being alone, for sure. Polyamorous thanksgiving? Check! Let's talk about the elephant in the room #metoo and tackle a brain boner about distracting yourself from grief.... with sex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 18, 20171h 8m

S1 Ep 3434 - 7 holes, 1 tube

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"My blessed Jesus," Maxine exclaims as Jeremie is wheeled by. We hang out in the hospital this week and have some real talk about self confidence following surgery. Jeremie got a finger further up his butt than ever before but he's not sure she's heard of the 5 cardinal rules of butt play. Now he's got a few extra holes. Any takers? This weeks brain boner hits right to the core. Under the influence of painkillers, the duo offer their sex advice on doing the dirty. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 4, 201729 min

S1 Ep 3333 - Playing Dirty: Intrasexual Competition W/ Maryanne Fisher Ph.D.

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Shaft stroking. Gooch pressing. Head flicking. Jeremie feels inclined to share his post pee rituals. A listener struggles to confront her partner about “Stealthing”. Then B+J sit down with Maryanne Fisher Ph.D. who’s study and work surrounds female intrasexual competition. Human sexual evolution, feminist theory, the cheerleader halo effect. Looking for tips on how to crush the sexual competition? It’s all in the balance on your ATM receipt. Get ready to take notes and let the games begin! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 20, 20171h 18m

S1 Ep 3232 - A Story Of Sexual Assault

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Get a lift home from the airport with Bryde and Jeremie. Then use their internet to send dirty videos to your long distance partner. They'll tell you what to say. Sorry for the sound quality. Then they chat with Maxi Brocklane, who wrote us her intriguing story of a fresh-faced Canadian abroad, living the student dream, complete with a blackout that came back to haunt her. Trigger Warning: sexual assault.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 13, 20171h 23m

S1 Ep 3131 - Solo Poly: A Free Agent

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Our computer got drunk and skipped foreplay. B+J talk to Stormy, a solo poly gal who never wanted a live-in partner. How do we get alone time with multiple partners? Lock yourself in a salty box if you want, and certainly don’t sew your mouth to someone’s butthole. Exploring the love languages, we can value all of our relationships and the varying types of intimacy that are possible. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 6, 201755 min

S1 Ep 3030 - Keep in Touch: A Story with a Happy Ending

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What would your life be like if you married the first person who made you horny? A fan goes to a ladyboy go-go bar with a stranger from the internet. She’s alive! Then BJ sit down with Lynne to talk about getting hands on experience, both casually and professionally. Jeremie has never experienced a nude massage. With a stroke (wink, wink. nudge, nudge) of luck, Bryde will get to add the finishing touch... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 30, 20171h 18m

S1 Ep 2929 - Shame: Stressed Out About Sex

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OMG yes, female pleasure is a priority and here’s how you can contribute to the research! Nobody puts Bekah in a corner. Bryde and Jeremie talk to Steve, a self-professed “glass half empty guy” who’s worried about the funny looks he gets at Sobeys. He’s had some Pavlovian sexual experiences and knows not to shit where he eats. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 23, 20171h 26m

S1 Ep 2828 - Sex Tips From My Sister

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Wedding anniversary episode! Does your wife always come first?! Also, how do you feel about period blood play? Asking for a friend. The crowd at Upstreet Brewery may have been shy at first, but we told them a few stories and closed with a happy ending. Then, big talks with Bryde’s big sister, Tara MacLean. We cover all the important points, like sisterly blowjob lesson and fairytales, fetishes and intimacy and why it’s important to teach kids that sex is not shameful. Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 16, 20171h 28m

S1 Ep 2727 - Stifler's Mom

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What's jealousy like in a long term, open relationship? We miss out on a complimentary stay at a hotel in Cancun, but an old brain boner guest resurfaces with an update - she is getting the hell out of Dodge, Asia with that stranger from the internet! Then Bryde and Jeremie basically write a concept for a feature with their guest Penny. Working title is Penny Jones' Milf Diary. Our milf guest is very excited for the end of summer. September is Fresh Meat Month on tinder and it's a lot like shooting fish in a barrel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 9, 20171h 29m

S1 Ep 2626 - Soft Switching & Unicorn Hunting

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Jeremie goes on a date with Bryde’s boyfriend. Pheromone hunters are looking for you on Tinder. Then we shake it out with The Ka and learn to relax, masturbate and find out that orgasms are ok! The Ka didn’t deliver on her spa night homework - an orgasm scavenger hunt - and is punished, much to her pleasure. Bryde admits the becoming the mistress of the brothel is her dream job. ‘Uterus raisin’ could have been the name of this episode but you’d have to see it to believe it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 2, 20171h 24m

S1 Ep 2525 - Darker Shades of Sex

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This is your brain on Sex. Cirque du Soleil performers are great at yoga, and yogis are great in porn. Nobody is safe from work-place hazards or tragic deaths. J and B sit down with Melanie and shit gets real. Tales of birth control, revenge, abortion, and assault make for some dark, dark humour. Good thing we started with a lesson on giving great butt massages. Namaste.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 26, 20171h 39m

S1 Ep 2424 - Straight Ace - Asexuality and Attraction

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Bryde and Jeremie are a little bit fried. Jeremie from Evolve, Bryde from wax play with Jeremie’s girlfriend Bekah. Sex is a reset button. Unless you’re Asexual. B+J chat with katherine, a red seal pastry chef who will bring the cake and eat it too. Her favourite film is Lord of the Cock Rings. Does mother nature really want you to have babies? Because they eventually grow up to be 2 and a half year olds with confetti guns at Evolve, exploding a shower of joy on a crowd of tweaked out hippies.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 19, 20171h 9m

S1 Ep 2323 - Plentiful Penetration (aka Fisting)

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Bekah has a close call, a stalker leaves some helpful information for our Virgin listener with a brain boner. B+J talk to Beth, a warrior woman who informs us that sex is when dad touches the boob and mom touches the penis, but she’d much rather spend her time between a woman’s legs. Bryde can’t do underboob but loves underarm pheromones. Jeremie’s penis might be the hulk. TMO Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 12, 20171h 26m

S1 Ep 2222 - Men in Tights (And Heels And Makeup)

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What makes a successful poly family vacation? Is it important to come out to your family as poly? Surprise guest Bekah shares her thoughts while Guy's real name is revealed. Whoops. Then b&j chat up M., just an average guy who likes to don heels and eye shadow. He teaches us that when you play with fire you don't necessarily get burned.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 5, 20171h 15m

S1 Ep 2121 - Testosterone: One Clit's Journey to Becoming a Dick

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Thank you Folly Fest for the Turn Me On Love! PEI - hike up your skirts and get your lube ready, family vacation is in full-swing! We tackle a brain boner about methodology of attracting a third. Then B+J have a little barbershop talk with Travis, a trans barber who gets real with us about clits acting as dicks, masturbation techniques, and trans orgasms. Sit back, unzip, and enjoy. We need your help! We're looking to secure sponsors and need you to fill our a super duper quick survey. Head on over to and show us a bit of love!   Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 28, 20171h 36m

S1 Ep 2020 - The Whore of Babylon

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Searching for helpful sexy time stimulators on the internet is disappointing yet a decently fun way to pass some time and get to know Jeremie better. Also, da f*ck is up with female orgasms? Listers, please describe your experience with the elusive Lady O. Then team BJ sit down with leathersmith Ryan from Babalon Leather who designs a leather line for sexy times. Ever see a person with a collar and wonder if they have an owner? Check for vaccination tags! Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 21, 20171h 14m

S1 Ep 1919 - Pure Until Marriage

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How does a Luddite become a cam girl? Surely someone's horny for a computer illiterate, disheveled, makeup-less camming virgin. Anyway, Bryde made six bucks and she's not giving away any of her secrets. Jeremie ponders his qualifications for being the world's best porn actor. Hallelujah! Then B+J chat with Connie. When religion requires that you stay a virgin till you're married, how long does it take you to discover an orgasm? Only as long as it takes your chaperone to poop apparently. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 14, 20171h 24m

S1 Ep 1818 - Vaginismus: Entry Denied!

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Spit take. Once upon a time we got really into spit play, except it wasn’t with each other. Things get graphic as Jeremie describes his new found fetish. Summer is here, but snowballing is still very much a possibility. Then B+J and Elle wanna know if you lovers have you ever f*cked a wizard? A centaur? Be forward, push for foreplay, as always, communication is sexy as f*ck. They dive into the struggles of PTSD, Vaginismus and oh, also, all the chakras. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 7, 20171h 20m

S1 Ep 1717 - F*cking Myself and Other Endearing Terms of Self-Love

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Jeremie’s girlfriend Bekah jumps back on the mic to review a super fun playtime and a sexy product from NYMPHNYC. Bryde gets to geek out on chakras, auras and crystal wands. B+J sit down with a masturbation loving babe named Karli who chats about her daily dose, a hot wharf, and the foreign language of flirting, in which Jeremie is not fluent. Also, other ways to meet your daily intake of fruits and veggies. Use promocode "TURNMEON15" over at for 15% off your crystal diddling needs!  Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 31, 20171h 31m

S1 Ep 1616 - Tossed Salad: The Story Of One Man's Brozilian

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Would you rather be fisted up to someone's elbow or toss someone’s freshly waxed salad? This and many other hard-hitting “Babe, would you rather…”’s are explored and some advice is requested from someone who will realistically never be our resident gynaecologist but realistically probably stole Bryde’s bra. Then B&J talk to Brandy, a trans woman who chats with us about transitioning, her experience being fetishized, and learning how to have it because you want it, not because it’s there. Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 24, 20171h 26m

S1 Ep 1515 - When’s The Last Time Someone Came On Your Feet?

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So many activities to talk about. Hype the live show, Jeremie’s last day on earth with an un-waxed butthole, romance and pegging, and just straight up chat about approaching a poly lifestyle. Then Bryde and Jeremie talk with Chelsea, a foot fetish enthusiast who is basically kind of like the prince searching for the foot that fits the glass slipper. Except it’s the princess looking for the prince who will put that slipper on her foot and then maybe c*m on it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 17, 20171h 10m

S1 Ep 1414 - C*ck-Locked & Pegged

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Jeremie has a long history of shi**ing on hot nurses. A listener wants to know if he should be straight up about his p*ssy worshiping desires to new sexual partners. Is owning up to your inexperience an invitation for some kinky hookups? Then, B+J sit down with Queen and Sub Zero, a couple in a female dominated relationship. Subby gets off on being caged, punished, and humiliated. Queen says using the shock collar is more painful for her than it is for her submissive. Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 10, 20171h 9m

S1 Ep 1313 - The Configurations Of "Double Penetration"

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Jeremie’s under the weather so we’ll keep the kissing to a minimum. Good job he’s got both a wife and a girlfriend to help him through his man cold. A listener is compiling a sexy time playlist - care to contribute? And then we talk to C about what he’s learned from sexing people through Craigslist connections, the many possible configurations of double penetration, the importance of a tasty burger at an orgy, and what it’s like to excuse yourself from a group sex session gone sour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 3, 20171h 8m

S1 Ep 1212 - When Sexual Desires Become Dangerous w/ Dr. James Cantor

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So B+J went on a double date with their others and each other. Who sits with who and is there a seating champ? A listener sends a gift (more, please) and oh yeah, we announce our first LIVE show! Then we throw it to an conversation with a Sexual Behaviour Therapist who specializes in Paraphilia. What if you can’t tell a soul what turns you on? Spoiler alert: There’s a lid for every pot. Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Shout out to @Sp00nfed for the post work Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 26, 20171h 14m

S1 Ep 1111 - Calling your Daddy, “Daddy” in Front of Your Dad

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Oh boy. How common is it to fantasize about breastfeeding during sex? Is it inappropriate to ask your lover for a little of her mother’s milk on your cereal? Jeremie can’t be deterred from getting his butthole waxed, even after a listener sends in a horror story about vicious ball-scabbing. The duo talks to T and V, a “daddy dom” and “little girl” respectively, about the nurturing aspects of their dom/sub relationship, in the “Bigs and Littles” category of kink. V’s stuffie, Molly, doesn’t have much to say, but adds a lot to the conversation. Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Shout out to @Sp00nfed for the post work Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 19, 20171h 16m

S1 Ep 1010 - Model Behavior - Getting Naked For The Camera

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On a scale of 1-10, how interested are you in having your butthole licked? We’re wondering how many times have you’ve bent over for the mirror and looked at your own. Does hair grow directly from the butthole? How expensive is it and who waxes men’s buttholes these days? A listener wants to know about sustaining a long distance sexual relationship. Then team BJ sit down with Kyla, a model with a history of taking her clothes off in public. Kyla talks about her journey losing her v-card to an emo boy with side swept hair, to a dangerous introduction to kink in relationships, to “safe space” erotic photography. Music: Sorrey - My Fault Rich Aucoin - Brian Wilson Is A.L.i.V.E Shout out to @Sp00nfed for the post work Like us on Facebook Follow us on Instagram Make love to us on Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 12, 20171h 15m

S1 Ep 909 - Bisexuality: Whatever You Got In Your Pants I Can Deal With

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B+J are home from their maintenance staycation at a hotel down the street. I heard they were doing a business man/hooker role play. And good thing Jeremie worked at x-citement video as a teenager. Little did he know at the time that over a decade later he'd be answering listener questions about couple friendly porno recommendations. Then the conversation unfolds with Tia, a sexually fluid, queer woman on her way to becoming a sex therapist. We will not assume she is going to have a threesome with us just because she likes both girls and boys. Also, turns out Jeremie is not bisexual but poly can be queer so are we a part of the club? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 5, 20171h 6m

S1 Ep 808 - "Was I Born Gay?"

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Raise your hand if you love hand jobs! Jeremie does. Is there such a thing as “too wet”? Probably. Is there a universal way to please a penis? One stroke to rule them all? Plus, A listener asks B&J how to bag a babe for her and her boyfriend to ravish in the bedroom, without the use of alcohol or tinder. Then the married duo chat with Andrew, a sexually charged and perhaps sexually fluid man who has a habit of being gay. Was he born that way? This episode is so full of mutual admiration and idolatry that it just might end in Bryde’s first MMF threesome. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 29, 20171h 6m

S1 Ep 606 - We Went To A Sex Party - They Run A Kink Dungeon

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Sex swings, glory holes, a mysterious man in the shadows with a johnson the size of a baby's arm holding an apple. This week on Turn Me On: Jeremie and Bryde each dive into what it was like at their first Halifax private invite only sex party. Was it hot? Did they bump uglies? Would they go back? Only one way to find out. Then we fill your heads with all sorts of KINK!! BDSM, CBT, Impact Play, Fire Play, TPE, Needle Play, HELL WE EVEN TOUCH ON SCAT PLAY! We speak with two members from The Society of Bastet - Halifax's only public kink dungeon and explore what the world of Kink is all about. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 15, 20171h 11m