Trash Delivery

alt title “You'd Be Surprised How Many People Send Us Pubes”

well I didn't spill a beer into the mixer this time

if you saw me say that this is a messed up ep on twitter don't get your hopes up for anything kooky, the messed up part is just that I spill a beer into the mixer and abort the episode

please visit r/trashdelivery.com to dispense your governor mandated pod feedback. and sorry about the AC sound I’ll fix it next ep.

sorry it's so reverby I'll fix it for the next ep I edited out the part where we talked about what's happening in Palestine right now because it felt tone deaf to the gravity of the situation to have it lumped in with all of our usual bullshit but here's a link to where you can donate if you can - www.globalgiving.org/projects/icareaboutpeace/

another episode of this podcast

reminder that all references to drugs in this episode are fictional improv elements representing the characters of dustin nick and kevin in the context of the Trash Delivery universe

the title isn't the thing kevin said it should be but is something he said so hopefully he doesn't freak out on me too much

we talk about a bunch of stuff. sorry about the reverb, had to boost nick's audio for mic technique reasons

"It's with complete and utter conviction that I am extremely straight" - Kevin, a brave man here's the music video - https://youtu.be/5bdTkeP0jpE

(it's nick's BAC)

here it is

I think ultimately what will be retained from the “new format” attempt you can hear remnants of on this ep is that Nick and Kevin are gonna have some notes too from now on

Embarassing drunken stories, a petty theft tell-all, and gossip about a left online personality?!? Now this is an ep! edit: changed episode title

ultimately I decided against calling this ep "dick on your poop" EDIT: after fan backlash I have submitted and renamed this episode from “CuckPillow” to “Dick On Your Poop”

he didn't really but you should still listen to this episode just to make sure

kevin's last episode before going to jail also full disclosure I stole my nancy pelosi impression from Jack Allison

big future guest news tucked away at the end of this one if you can make it past the last segment where I get in the weeds about tankie shit the links promised in the show: 1) - https://drapeau-rouge.tumblr.com/post/139328915664/introduction-in-1818-in-the-middle-of-the/amp?__twitter_impression=true 2) - https://redsails.org/why-marxism/

we recorded this on monday so that's why we don't talk about georgia or the chuds storming the capitol

edit: It's uh, come to my attention that the xi pooh bear shit is being done for racist reasons which somehow soared over all three of our heads. Sorry, if we sound insensitive, we're actually mostly just dumb.

this is kind of the christmas episode

we had to record remotely due to covid exposure reasons so the show is bad again. right as it was about to get good, damn. also our discord recording bot cut out early

new ep just in time to keep you company for the holiday if like us you're supporting antifa's war on thanksgiving and rejecting your families today. also Mario and luigi are really on this episode no joke

we talk about election fraud, the wrong shakespeare guy, and catholicism, and also I had enough drinks to entertain kanye’s presidential prospects

nothing like a nice steady rot

Jack Allison joins us to talk about how the election went. Also I realized my phone that I duct taped to a cardboard box that we were using to Zoom with Jack had all my notes on it the moment after we started. Might've been for the best.

kevin from trash delivery podcast does not want to fuck the haley joel osment robot and is not gay at all no homo find us on spotify apple podcasts and follow the twitter and don't subscribe to the patreon

a new ep to listen to warning: dune spoilers again

Corners are back but they don't do us much good. A late night record where Nick and I start out already halfway through our half pints. Also Nick is a dune guy now.

we talk Q, the debates, what the point of anything is, and also shakira. recorded before trump started dying

a fully cornered ep. this ep is cornered the hell out

Introducing: The Roundtable of Life. Also at some point in this ep I describe something as being like a zither and after further research it's not even close to being like a zither.

no time to do a description gotta run to work, enjoy this messed up ep

I recorded this one wrong so that's why Nick's quiet. Also because he mumbles.

I'm trying to edit the eps faster, I blame an undiagnosed attention deficit disorder. Anyway this was recorded August 4th also my band is Glasfabrik. it’s on spotify if anyone liked the song at the end. here’s the music video for it - https://youtu.be/IOsVf8pKeYM bandcamp - https://glasfabrik.bandcamp.com/releases

As per format we start out with a serious discussion about the state of the horrible country until we lose steam and I tell a nasty story about socks and then we try to do Tommy Wiseau voices for the rest of the ep.

Kevin has an encounter with a neighbour that sends him reeling. Also I come out really hard against Phish fans at one point and I'd like to say sorry but also throw in a dastardly little "not sorry"

I'm uploading this from a McDonalds parking lot so I could use their wifi since the universe has been treating this episode like a dark secret that's not supposed to get out in the way it's thrown up hurdle after hurdle between me and its release. Well anyway we get into a Hamilton argument in this one. Enjoy!

In typical Trash Delivery fashion this was recorded a week ago so it's us talking about a bunch of week old stuff. I was too busy moving and going through the rigorous application process for a kitten so give me a break.

dabbed out again, I've been banned by myself from any pre-show dabs in the future. We start out talking about the Detroit police brutality tribunal held by DETROIT WILL BREATHE (@DETWILLBREATHE) until we spiral into other shit for the last half.

another cool ep from some cool guys.

More on the ground reporting on how the Detroit protests are unfolding from Kevin and I while Nick reports about the time he shit himself. Also, lotta pops in this one, good mics soon I promise.

I talk about getting arrested. Also if you're confused why the episode ends with us saying we're about to introduce our guest it's because the files from the last half of the ep are messed up for some reason , if I figure out how to fix them I'll release that part too later.

The rare clipless ep, expedited so that it's released while all of these protests/rebellions are happening.

First in person record since the lady from Michigan banned fun and freedom. https://twitter.com/TRASH_DELIVERY

Do all your shopping... AT WALMART!!!

Another one that I'm finishing the edit on super late so I'm too tired to remember what happened other than nick saying the phrase "running around flicking the tip of my penis" towards the end

Another scattered ep from the corona void. also just to credit him I use a Tim Robinson bit as one of the clips

Recorded the day Bernie “suspended his campaign”

Sorry about Kevin’s audio, we’re working on it but his phone barely works apparently. Email: [email protected]