Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark

Ricky tests the Motel's favourite ninja sword, imagines a wild night out with Dr. Seuss and Mr. Rogers, and gets learnt about Instant-gram! Plus: Guess which grumpy pumpy muscleman isn't on Bubbles' Christmas card list this year!

The Boys are frisky as f**k today! They chat about 19" weiners, Ricky's sexy chocolate fondue party, and the weirdest places they've banged. Also: the muscular mayor works out!

On today's BAKED episode: Bubbles' singing gopher, how to tickle a star, lesbian koalas, and how to make the Egyptian pyramids more awesomer. And guess which school supplies item Julian once get stuck up his p**shole!!

Put down your new (stolen) smartphones, Boys - you've got an episode of Park After Dark to film! Today's subjects include cock jockeys, golden toilets, and what to do if the bank gives you a bunch of scrilla by mistake. Also: Bubbles wants a ride in an Alpha Jet!

This week, the Boys ponder some big questions: Why do rich people need so much s**t? Is cheerleading a sport? Is death by banging better than death by skydiving? Plus: Bubbles wants a penis-faced cat!

Bubbles interviews a special guest this week - Julian! But will his muscles talk? The Boys also talk like pirates, search for a job for Bubbles, and Ricky tries his hand (or is that cock?!) as an erotic scriptwriter!

Ricky's started up an 'AirDnD', and his first guest is only f**kin' Umbrella Academy star Robert Sheehan! Discover Robert's favourite movie, how to poop like a champion, and who beat the p**s out of him on a film set. Also: Randy gets physical!

Forget Kimmel, Conan and Carson - make way for talk show superhost Bubbles and his f**ked assistants! Today they interview Kids In The Hall star Kevin McDonald, who chats about his fear of hotel bathrooms, how he got bornt, the most awesome 10/10 celebs, and how he lost his penis in London!

The Boys need to clean up the after last week's Green Jellÿ p**s-fest, as they have a special guest - cluster headaches survivor Tom Termeer! He talks about the world's most painful disease, and how he got his head fixed. Also: The Pennsylvania potato p**ser, falling in love with a dolphin, and Ricky's latest book learnings!

Nothing to see here, just rockers GREEN JELLŸ totally f**king up Ricky's trailer! Down some ball shots and get ready to party like it's 1992! Also: f**ked sing-alongs, p*ss shooters, and has Julian found his long-lost dad?!

Today's episode is only nine seconds long, as Ricky is too busy nursing a bitten toe and Julian is wrestling with video checkers! Instead, Ricky's brain gets vibrated with some f**ked facts, talks like a butterfly, and finds out what a foopa is. Hmm, are you sure you didn't film Park After Dark today, Boys?

Ricky's french horn practice is interrupted by a surprise visitor - Bruce McCulloch from The Kids In The Hall! He tells the Boys about his tough childhood being raised by a cigarette machine. Also: Sucking off a truck, Bubbles' Elvis facts, and cuddling a cow!

The Boys are getting ready for a long drinking weekend to celebrate Nova Scotia's borntday, but before they get totally f**ked up they discuss Ricky's jail jacking habit, the awesomeness of Terry Fox, and big school words! Also: Which new movie is gonna make Ricky cry?

Terry's still givin'er a week later... and has racked up a massive bill! Can he get a job as the captain of the Halifax Harbour Hopper and pay Julian back? Also: Deecent hot sauce, Japanese ass splashers, and Bubbles explains the whole history of the universe!

Terry's back in Sunnyvale, and he's making himself at home! He'll only be there for one or 10 days, no big f**kin' deal. The Boys discuss fighting bears, the science of heaty and coldy, and storming Area 51. Also: Ricky and Terry retell the story of baby Jesus! They might have got a few details wrong though...

The Boys have a special guest in the trailer today, and Ricky's made some ass-blasting dirty ribs, potato salad and liquor cake to celebrate! They discuss the mystery meat of a McRib, what a 'horizontal refreshment' is, and how Julian made $1000 at the beach!

The Boys are still partying into the weekend - except Julian's lost his precious bottle of rum, and Ricky nearly set Sunnyvale alight with his fireworks display last night! The Boys examine the contents of Ricky's fridge, and discuss the worst kids' names, eating an octopus, and why wombats s**t bricks!

It's the Canada Day long weekend and the Boys are already f**ked up! They try some 'hair of the dog' and discuss awesome Canada facts, pig holes in hot dogs, boob farms, and the best way to steam Bubbles' buns. Also: The Boys write the new Canadian national anthem!

Ricky and Bubbles are in bacon-wrapped Heaven - Julian's on a strictly liquor diet, but he probably won't end up on the sh*tter all night! Also: Bubbles' goat impressions, house-proud tarantulas, and the most eco-friendly way to get rid of a body!

Ricky's blue because his bank heist went to s**t last night - literally! Thank fack Bubbles and Julian - and a big TPB fan - have something to cheer him up. The Boys also invent Cottonloaf cupcakes, discuss a greasy new perfume, and admire Bubbles' Meat Man!

Ricky's been browsing the True section of the bookstore, and has been getting learnt about paranormal pets! And did Bubbles really own a book-reading kitty? Also: A muscleman with more muscles than Julian, chickens that are really pancakes, and a spider that gives you a boner! Holy f**k, that hash jello was strong...

Ricky's constructed the world's cutest cheese and bologny sammich - but do you eat it or burp it?!? Also: Getting f**ked up on nutmeg, the sweet taste of beaver ass juice, and how to make a bunch of scrilla from a melon!

Julian and Ricky concoct a new Kraft Dinner dish - with one weird f**king ingredient! The Boys also discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger, facts about the sun, and a woman who thinks she's a horse. Also: The Boys rebuild a Boeing 787!

Julian's calling the shots in Ricky's kitchen today - and dirty ol' Dog Cakes are on the menu! The Boys also discuss itchy nuts, sad onions and damn spicy pickles, and Ricky gets us learnt about flying!

Grab a bologny sammich and join the Boys as they figure out how to hear the wind, what's at the end of the universe, and the existence of samsquamptches and moonicorns! And guess who ate one kushy gummy bear too many, and is now baked as f**k?!

The Boys have a special guest today: Terry from FUBAR has stumbled into the park, in search of his Nova Scotian ancestors! He's also brought some f**ked frozen treats from the Prairies - who dares eat one? They also discuss mouth hugs, the Littlest Hobo, and how to cook bolonairs!

It's raining horsecocks outside, but it's cosy in the trailer as Ricky cooks up an awesome pepperoni treat! The Boys also discuss eye bees, how not to f**k up a microwave oven, and more amazing facts about Canada... or not!

Ricky's got a new gift - an awesome $6 microwave! Before he blows the f**kin' roof off the trailer with it, he cooks up the best Kraft Dinner ever, guaranteed to get him banged! Also: Visiting a bear in jail, the worst ever Guinness World Record attempt, and the Boys make a phone call to... Canada!

For f**k's sake Ricky, put your pants on and get ready for Episode 2! Find out why Park After Dark isn't in the dark, whether a peacock mantis shrimp or armadillo would make a good pet, and why you shouldn't take a dirty ol' grizzly bear bowling. Also: Ricky cooks up a fusion cuisine treat!

A big f**king welcome to Ricky's kitchen! He's rustled up some special sauce and chicken fingers (the good kind) and got a coupla rockers from Monster Truck to jam with Bubbles! The Boys also chat about smoking with Snoop Dogg, why snorting ants is f**ked, Finnish saunas and Japanese ass lasers!

Why does Bubbles want to open a supermarket in his shed? Who was Julian's first Star Trek crush? Why does Ricky want to be a seal? And why in the f**k is everyone speaking French?!? Grab some popcorn (sans Band-Aid) and tune in! Episode 189 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

The Boys are back from their tropical cruise - and Ricky and Julian are sick as f**k! Was it the BBQ chicken, Randy's cheeseburgers, or the steak with weird sauce? Bubbles investigates! Also: the dangers of jerking your goalie, and how to avenge Randy for his dirty burgers! Episode 188 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

Grab a 'Penis Colada' and join Ricky, Julian and Bubbles for a very special TPB Podcast, filmed live on the Norwegian Pearl cruise ship! Jacob (and his waxed wiener) bring the Boys a care package, Ricky gets learnt on how a boat works, and special guest Tom Green gets 'er done! Also: The Boys hold a Q&A with the drunk-as-f**k audience! Episode 187 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

Did Ricky ever have a rabbit, or was it just a dream? Why does Bubbles want to get microchipped? Has Ricky just got someone fired from Dragons' Den? Can the Boys make a bag from a leg, and make some decent scrilla? Find out the answer to these f**ked questions, and more! Episode 186 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

On this week's TPB podcash, find out what an erection juggler is, why the Titanic was built like sh*t, and why polar bears are left-handed! Also: prepare to get your mind blown off your balls as Ricky gets us learnt about the moon! Episode 185 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

The Boys have a special guest: an old friend from across the park who's a one-man guitar factory! Does his homemade machine wind hair, or snare hares?! Plus: find out why Ricky wants a goose neck, Julian's thoughts on alcoholism, and what to do if a snake bites your cock! Episode 184 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

This week, the Boys have a very special guest: singer, songwriter and guitar player extraordinaire Wade MacNeil from Alexisonfire! Who the fack was Alexis, and was she on fire? Plus: it's not Valentine's Day without a fight, a lap dance and some kitties! And are certain words OK as long as you have an accent? Episode 183 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

The Boys are a lil' facked out of the gate after the Super Bowl party! They wind er' up with Who Got Bornt and some trailer park-style Jeopardy. Alex, for $1000 what has 10 legs and no penis?! Also: Bubbles gets a massage! Episode 182 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

This week, the Boys discuss past actors' promiscuity and get confused about who was bangin' who, but Bubbles puts that argument to bed - you'll never guess the answer! Plus: Who doesn't know Walmart sells bananas?! And don't miss the rare but fascinating process of Ricky getting learnt! Episode 181 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

This week, Ricky's movie theatre etiquette is called into question - and what's up with parents at the movies?! Also: The Boys discuss whether sperm shots for back pain work, why you don't f**k with gasoline or a marsupial with three openings, and the merits of corn hole wiping! Episode 180 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

Julian doesn't want to talk about a certain 'maneuver' this week... what could that be? Ricky also ponders leg extensions and head transplants! Also: The Boys discuss being Tom Cruise, Bubs finds another way to get f'ed up using the Ganzfeld procedure, and who would lick a doorbell for three hours? Episode 179 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

Ricky is colouring in another masterpiece, and Bubbles has a new drinking tradition for kicking off the 2019 podcasts! Also: Ricky's firework f**k-up, Albert Einstein's second best idea, and the winner of a shark vs. tiger fight! Episode 178 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

Black eyed peas, ham and cabbage are on the menu to bring in the New Year! The Boys are licking their wounds from a 12 day bender, and is Bubbles wheeling chicks? Do the drapes match the curtains or does the rug match the drapes?! Episode 177 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

Ricky 'not good' and Santa is right out of 'er today. Happy Bornt Day Jesus God, Santa, Rudolf, and Frosty?! Merry f**king Christmas, from our family to yours! Episode 176 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

The Boys are back from tour and ready to set sail. One question though - can one big party boat float? Guess who's bringing a life jacket!! Episode 175 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and Green Bastard IPA!

The Boys are joined by Randy in Steel City for a debate about the present, the past, the future, time change and fucking with the Space Time Continuum. Brain sore yet? Episode 174 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, Freedom 35 lager and (NEW!) Green Bastard IPA!

Let's get 'er going, the festive season is coming and Julian's gonna be Mr. Christmas! Randy joins the Boys and stinks like Christmas spice. And guess where Ricky is right now…? Episode 173 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

Bubbles has a new cable hook-up and it inspires a new TPB game show. Ricky vs Julian, it's f**king on! Can the boys handle the pressure?! Also: were the Vikings pansies? And do bats learnt blind? Episode 172 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

Ricky's grumpy because he hates winter - will a spell in jail cheer him up? Julian's got greasy money-making plans for Christmas, and Bubbles is dreaming of having 15ft long legs! Also: The story of Robin Hood and the Three Bears, porn star politicians, and when Bubbles met Miley! Episode 171 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

The Boys get an early start today, with a rum and Coke and the stein full of Green Bastard! It's time to get drunk and drink till next Wednesday - and Bubs is six beers in already. Does waking up spread eagle mean something good must have happened?!? Episode 170 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!