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February 21st, 2025
Episode 32

February 21st, 2025

Traffic School · Viktor Wilt, Lt. Marvin Crain

February 21, 202531m 3s

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Show Notes

In this absolutely unhinged episode of Traffic School, Lieutenant Crain waltzed in, ready to drop some hard-hitting truths—only to be met with a riveting discussion about picture books. Yes, you heard that right. Turns out, words are overrated when you can just vibe with some illustrations. But wait! Before we could spiral into a deep philosophical debate on modern-day attention spans, the show took a detour down Memory Lane, where we learned that YouTube is a lawless wasteland of Nine Inch Nails music videos—because apparently, nothing says quality father-daughter bonding like watching Happiness in Slavery together. Parenting win? Debatable.

Meanwhile, in the thrilling world of local infrastructure, callers were up in arms about roundabouts, exit ramps, and the eternal mystery of whether road construction will ever end. Spoiler alert: No. One frustrated caller even suggested using roundabout confusion as a test for political candidacy. Bold strategy, Cotton.

Of course, no Traffic School episode is complete without its dose of road rage therapy. Lieutenant Crain nearly lost his mind over a driver who treated a roundabout like an impromptu picnic stop. Another caller demanded to know why speed limits in inactive construction zones still exist (hint: because "fancy math"). And then there was Carl, who pleaded for the love of all that is holy, that people just TURN RIGHT ON RED. Seriously, folks, he has places to be.

We rounded things off with a philosophical deep dive into the rules of merging—aka, the universal struggle of not crashing into another car when two people have the same bad idea at the same time. Conclusion? Call the advocates because insurance is about to get messy.

In summary: Chaos. Utter chaos. And we loved every second of it.

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