Top-Shelf Hijynx
Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ
Show overview
Top-Shelf Hijynx launched in 2023 and has put out 55 episodes in the time since. That works out to roughly 50 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.
Episodes typically run thirty-five to sixty minutes — most land between 44 min and 1h — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.
The catalogue appears to be on hiatus or wound down — the most recent episode landed 1.8 years ago, with no new episodes in over a year. Published by Baroque Medusa & PAHMOANAH BULITZ.
From the publisher
Welcome to the Top-Shelf Hijynx podcast, where Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ serve up a hefty dose of sarcasm, common sense (sort of), and enough profanities to make your grandma blush. Tune in for their absurd observations, ridiculous silliness, and epic rants that will leave you questioning everything.Baroque Medusa writes erotica, specifically for the men. Check out her collection on Amazon.Baroque Medusa home:https://baroquemedusa.com/https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/https://twitter.com/baroquemedusaThanks for sticking around. Hit subscribe and we see you soon.Until then,Glasses up and Clink-Clink
Latest Episodes
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Ep 54Ep. 54: Hoodie Season Kickoff and Olympic DeLuSiOnS (LoGaN PauL)🎙🎧
EIn this episode of the Clink-Clink Gang podcast, we're gearing up for Fall and the official start of Hoodie season! Baroque Medusa shares her expert tips with PAHMOANAH BULITZ on lifting weights and the importance of quality sleep. Plus, get the inside scoop on Medusa's highly anticipated non-fiction erotica book, Animals on a Carousel, dropping next Sunday, August 18th. Discover what makes this book a unique and personal journey into her time with her Vanilla Gorilla. The gang also dives into the delusions surrounding Logan Paul and the 2028 Olympics. And don’t miss Medusa's empowering advice to PAHMOANAH BULITZ about embracing and celebrating her age. Tune in for a blend of fitness tips, book buzz, and unfiltered conversation! 🚀✨https://baroquemedusa.com/ https://x.com/baroquemedusa http://instagram.com/baroquemedusa/
Ep 53Ep. 53: Olympic Shenanigans, County Fair Chaos, and Drunken Christening Tales
EHold onto your seats for a wild ride in this episode of The Clink-Clink Gang! PAHMOANAH BULITZ and Baroque Medusa dive into the Summer Olympics with a side of Snoop Dogg hilarity, then detour to the county fairs, comparing SoCal and Oregon's deep-fried delights and tonight's guest artists. The gang also reminisces about Baroque Medusa's youngest nephew's christening, complete with drunken shenanigans at the after-party. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughter, sarcasm, and pure, unfiltered chaos.
Ep 52Ep. 52: Blunt Critiques and Coffee Doritos: Snoop Dogg, Joe Rogan, and System Outages with the Clink-Clink Gang
EIn this lively episode, the Clink-Clink Gang dives into an array of random yet entertaining topics. Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ chat about Snoop Dogg's beloved dogs, hilariously critique Joe Rogan's blunt-rolling skills, and share their comical frustrations with Instagram videos. The duo also delves into the absurdity of coffee-flavored Doritos and discuss the recent system outage that disrupted flights and productivity. Filled with sarcasm, laughter, and a sprinkle of obscenities, this conversation promises to keep you engaged from start to finish.Baroque Medusa home: https://baroquemedusa.com/ https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/ https://twitter.com/baroquemedusa
Ep 51Ep. 51: The Clink-Clink Gang returns: Strep Throat, Retail Hell, and Wine Barrel DIYs
EJoin Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ as they dive into the thrilling world of strep throat, retail hell, and the ever-exciting state of Oregon. PAHMOANAH BULITZ fills us in with her riveting tales of moving to Oregon and painting wine barrel tables for the Fourth of July—because what else would you do? Our hosts also bravely tackle the hard-hitting issues of Oakland Raiders tailgating in Parking Lot C (‘Best parking lot for Raider Nation tailgating’, according to Baroque Medusa, iced tea, and the joys of aging, all while squeezing in some light chatter about marijuana and exercise. Expect loads of sarcasm, humor, and more personal anecdotes than you ever asked for.Baroque Medusa home: https://baroquemedusa.com/https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/ https://twitter.com/baroquemedusahttps://dayclubseazn.com/https://www.instagram.com/dayclubseazn/https://twitter.com/DayclubSEAZN
Ep 50Ep. 50: Botox, Blow Jobs, and Tooth Implants
EIn this episode, the Clink-Clink Gang dives into the latest hot topics: botox and blow jobs. We also discuss Southern California Edison's "brown outs" and McDonald's newest fries creation. Plus, get the scoop on the delicious Rainbow Sherbet Punch. Medusa shares a hilarious story about a mushroom and THC mix-up with her Binoid delivery, filling in PAHMOANAH BULITZ on all the details.Botox tweet: https://x.com/fearedbuck/status/1802934462168056131?s=42Rainbow Sherbert Punch: https://www.mommyhatescooking.com/rainbow-sherbet-punch Baroque Medusa home: https://baroquemedusa.com/https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/ https://twitter.com/baroquemedusahttps://dayclubseazn.com/https://www.instagram.com/dayclubseazn/https://twitter.com/DayclubSEAZN
Ep 49Ep.49: Celebrating One Year of Top-Shelf Hijynx
EJoin us in celebrating a fantastic milestone as Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ commemorate one year of podcasting. This special episode is packed with engaging discussions on Father's Day, where we uncover the best and worst gifts according to dads surveyed. We also dive into current events, including the U.S. House passing a bill requiring males aged 18-26 to be automatically drafted. In addition, we raise a glass to Pabst Blue Ribbon on its 180th anniversary and take a nostalgic trip down memory lane with the band Sugar Ray and the 25th anniversary of Limp Bizkit's hit "Nookie." Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the show, this episode promises a mix of laughter, insights, and good times. So, pour yourself a double and enjoy the delightful nonsense that Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ bring to the table.Baroque Medusa home: https://baroquemedusa.com/https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/https://twitter.com/baroquemedusahttps://dayclubseazn.com/https://www.instagram.com/dayclubseazn/https://twitter.com/DayclubSEAZN
Ep 48Ep. 48: Dental Horror Stories & Back to '94: A Nostalgic Journey with the Clink-Clink Gang
EJoin Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ as they dive into the latest buzz in the dental field, bringing you the freshest updates on teeth. This lively discussion takes a thrilling turn as PAHMOANAH BULITZ shares horror stories from her days as a dental hygienist. As the episode unfolds, the Clink Clink Gang takes a nostalgic journey back to 1994, reminiscing about the iconic 'Back to the Future' series and their own adventures during that unforgettable year. Tune in for an entertaining blend of dental insights, gripping tales, and a fun trip down memory lane.Baroque Medusa home: https://baroquemedusa.com/ https://twitter.com/BaroqueMedusa https://dayclubseazn.com/ https://twitter.com/dayclubseazn
Ep 47Ep. 47: Bad Boys IV (Marketing Mishaps) and Memorial Day Mayhem
EIn this episode, The Clink-Clink Gang dives into the flawed marketing campaign of Bad Boys IV, highlighting what went wrong. They also discuss UFC legends Nick Diaz and Sean Strickland. Baroque Medusa updates PAHMOANAH BULITZ on Snickers' latest flavor, and PAHMOANAH BULITZ shares her chaotic Memorial Day weekend at Lowes.Baroque Medusa home: https://baroquemedusa.com/ https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/ https://twitter.com/baroquemedusahttps://dayclubseazn.com/ https://www.instagram.com/dayclubseazn/https://twitter.com/DayclubSEAZN
Ep 46Ep. 46: Shocking Hygiene Stories: Esthetician and Dental Assistant Tales + Bullying and HOA Mysteries
EIn this episode, Medusa shares her past brow waxer's past as an esthetician, revealing some of her clients' shocking hygiene. PAHMOANAH BULITZ follows with tales from her dental assistant days, emphasizing hygiene issues. (You don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure out that hygiene is the common denominator!) The Clink-Clink Gang also discusses childhood bullying, and PAHMOANAH BULITZ updates us on her neighbor's lingering Halloween decor. Plus, why doesn't Oregon have HOAs? Tune in for these surprising stories! Baroque Medusa home: https://baroquemedusa.com/https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/ https://twitter.com/baroquemedusa https://dayclubseazn.com/ https://www.instagram.com/dayclubseazn/ https://twitter.com/DayclubSEAZN
Ep 45Ep. 45: Happy Mother(F%cker$) Day!
EIn this episode, Baroque Medusa and PAHMOANAH BULITZ sarcastically dive into the saccharine abyss of "Mother's Day," offering their unfiltered opinions and colorful language. The conversation hilariously veers off course into a bizarre wasp conundrum, because why the hell not? And of course, the Clink-Clink Gang chimes in with their own brand of witty banter, making this episode a rollercoaster of sarcasm and expletives.Read up on Baroque Medusa's interview w/ Bold Journey Magazine about her evolution as an erotica author: https://boldjourney.com/news/meet-baroque-medusa/ All good things must come to and end:Volume 4 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Buy it. Read it. Review it. https://a.co/d/2kYSF0l Baroque Medusa home:https://baroquemedusa.com/ https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/ https://twitter.com/baroquemedusa https://dayclubseazn.com/ https://www.instagram.com/dayclubSEAZN
Ep 44Ep. 44: Clink-Clink Gang: Cinco De Mayo Shenanigans
EJoin the Clink-Clink Gang in this festive Cinco De Mayo episode as they share exciting updates from the past week. Baroque Medusa recounts her thrilling adventures at Universal Studios, while PAHMOANAH BULITZ discovers a hilarious mix-up during spring cleaning. Expect plenty of sarcasm, laughter, and maybe a few profanities in this lively episode.Read up on Baroque Medusa's interview w/ Bold Journey Magazine about her evolution as an erotica author: https://boldjourney.com/news/meet-baroque-medusa/All good things must come to and end:Volume 4 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Buy it. Read it. Review it. https://a.co/d/2kYSF0l Baroque Medusa home: https://baroquemedusa.com/https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/https://twitter.com/baroquemedusahttps://dayclubseazn.com/https://www.instagram.com/dayclubSEAZN
Ep 43Ep. 43: Numerology, Nostalgia, and Mom Life
EIn this episode, Baroque Medusa gets a crash course in Chaldean Name Numerology from PAHMOANAH BULITZ, who reveals the number assigned to Medusa. The Clink-Clink Gang takes a trip down memory lane, discussing road rage, Shake n Bake, and the challenges of being moms getting their kids involved in extracurricular activities. Join in as the besties catch up, with plenty of profanities flying along the way. Tune in for a lively and nostalgic conversation!Mentioned in this episode:Chaldean Name Numerology: https://astrologyfutureeye.com/fortune-tellers/name-numerology-calculatorAll good things must come to and end:Volume 4 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Buy it. Read it. Review it. https://a.co/d/2kYSF0lBaroque Medusa home:https://baroquemedusa.com/https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/https://twitter.com/baroquemedusahttps://dayclubseazn.com/https://www.instagram.com/dayclubSEAZN
Ep 42Ep. 42: Back in the Ink: Exploring Modern Tattooing and Ketchup Craze
EIn this episode of Top-Shelf Hijynx, join PAHMOANAH BULITZ and Medusa as they dive into the art of tattooing. PAHMOANAH BULITZ shares her journey of rediscovering tattooing in 2024, highlighting the stark differences between the equipment of the 1990s and today. Medusa adds a flavorful twist to the conversation by introducing PAHMOANAH BULITZ to the latest ketchup crazes, including Cheetos Ketchup and Heinz glitter ketchup.Heinz Glitter Ketchup: https://www.instagram.com/p/BP5269nDvE7/Ketchup Cheetos (in Canada): https://www.instagram.com/p/C3dYuskr-HM/Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Buy it. Read it. Review it. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CS3KF469?binding=kindle_edition&searchxofy=true&ref_=dbs_s_bs_series_rwt_tkin&qid=1709506253&sr=1-1Baroque Medusa home:https://baroquemedusa.com/https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/https://twitter.com/baroquemedusahttps://dayclubseazn.com/https://www.instagram.com/dayclubSEAZN
Ep 41Ep. 41: Nostalgic TV Shows: Remembering Three's Company, The Ropers, and More!
In this hilarious episode, join the Clink Clink Gang as they reminisce about their favorite childhood TV shows. From the classic Three's Company to the lesser-known gems like The Ropers and Three's a Crowd, they dive into the nostalgia of 70s and 80s television. They also share their mutual disdain for certain childhood movies, bonding over their shared taste in cinematic dislikes. Tune in for laughs, memories, and a trip down memory lane with your favorite podcast crew! Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Buy it. Read it. Review it. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CS3KF469?binding=kindle_edition&searchxofy=true&ref_=dbs_s_bs_series_rwt_tkin&qid=1709506253&sr=1-1Baroque Medusa home:https://baroquemedusa.com/ https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/ https://twitter.com/baroquemedusa
Ep 40Ep. 40: Sobriety Gets Shelved + GTKMBB (Getting to Know My Bestie Better)
EGet ready to join the Clink Clink Gang for a wild ride in this episode! They're diving into three rounds of Getting to Know My Bestie Better (GTKMBB), with questions that are as serious as life and death (well, almost). Discover why Baroque Medusa decided her sobriety was officially over and catch up on the latest from PAHMOANAH BULITZ, who updates us on her TV delivery and the ongoing saga of the missing cables from two weeks ago. It's a hilariously entertaining episode you won't want to miss!Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Buy it. Read it. Review it.https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CS3KF469?binding=kindle_edition&searchxofy=true&ref_=dbs_s_bs_series_rwt_tkin&qid=1709506253&sr=1-1Baroque Medusa home:https://baroquemedusa.com/https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/https://twitter.com/baroquemedusa
Ep 39Ep. 39: Writing a Check @ Grocery Store in 2024
EGet ready for a wild ride with PAHMOANAH BULITZ as she tackles the everyday absurdities of work, friendship, and modern life. From attempting to take out the damn trash without any damn interruptions to getting to know her bestie, Baroque Medusa, like, for real, this episode is a rollercoaster of sarcasm and common sense. And hold onto your seats for the hysterical saga of PAHMOANAH BULITZ trying to explain the ancient art of writing a damn check to the clueless cash register millennial clerk at the grocery store. Don't miss out on this hilarious and slightly profane journey through life's most bizarre moments!7-11's debuts Hot Dog flavored seltzer water: https://corp.7-eleven.com/corp-press-releases/7-eleven-inc-announces-the-arrival-of-new-big-bite-hot-dog-sparkling-water Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Buy it. Read it. Review it. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CS3KF469?binding=kindle_edition&searchxofy=true&ref_=dbs_s_bs_series_rwt_tkin&qid=1709506253&sr=1-1Baroque Medusa home:https://baroquemedusa.com/ https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/ https://twitter.com/baroquemedusa
Ep 38Ep. 38: Medusa Swears, "NO MORE Nail Shop Manicures
EIn this episode, join PAHMOANAH BULITZ as she navigates the chaos of a new TV delivery, and laugh along as Medusa has a surprising epiphany about hangnails following a nail shop manicure.Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary, written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Buy it. Read it. Review it.https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CS3KF469?binding=kindle_edition&searchxofy=true&ref_=dbs_s_bs_series_rwt_tkin&qid=1709506253&sr=1-1Baroque Medusa home:https://baroquemedusa.com/https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/https://twitter.com/baroquemedusa
Ep 37Ep. 37: Happy (Sober) St. Patrick's Day
EIn this episode, The Clink-Clink Gang continues on their sobriety journey, sparking a hilarious debate over a new group name. Meanwhile, PAHMOANAH BULITZ takes Baroque Medusa on a deep dive into the Urban Dictionary, offering a hilarious and educational twist on modern slang and culture.Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary, written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Buy it. Read it. Review it.https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CS3KF469?binding=kindle_edition&searchxofy=true&ref_=dbs_s_bs_series_rwt_tkin&qid=1709506253&sr=1-1Baroque Medusa home:https://baroquemedusa.com/https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/https://twitter.com/baroquemedusa
Ep 36Ep. 36: Daylight "Saving" Time
EIn this episode, PAHMOANAH BULITZ discusses the quirks of Daylight Saving Time. Also, Medusa shares a humorous encounter with a road-raging driver, pondering if it was none other than PAHMOANAH BULITZ.Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary, written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Buy it. Read it. Review it. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CS3KF469?binding=kindle_edition&searchxofy=true&ref_=dbs_s_bs_series_rwt_tkin&qid=1709506253&sr=1-Baroque Medusa home:https://baroquemedusa.com/https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/ https://twitter.com/baroquemedusa
Ep 35Ep. 35: PAHMOANAH BULITZ Wins a Raffle
EIn this episode, PAHMOANAH BULITZ shares her winning news. Plus, the Clink-Clink Gang goes redrum on Secret Body Spray and Super Bowl LVIII's streaker with possible life altering scenarios.Volume 3 - Foot Pose Maven: A Foot Model's Diary, written by Baroque Medusa, is now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. Buy it. Read it. Review it: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CS3KF469?binding=kindle_edition&searchxofy=true&ref_=dbs_s_bs_series_rwt_tkin&qid=1709506253&sr=1-1Baroque Medusa home:https://baroquemedusa.com/https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/https://twitter.com/baroquemedusa