
Toni and Ryan
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Sex with listeners
ERyan has been up to no good with listeners, and I tackle another round of Audio Queen! Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan Ridin' Dirty
ERyan's wearing a G-String, and we FINALLY watched American Psycho! We also chat with our #1 TARPer Trilby! Love ya! T x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Normal or Nah: Your partner's ☎️
EDo you remember important phone numbers, or rely on your iPhone?! And I have a chicken based apology. Love ya! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spit or Swallow... at the Dentist
EThings you can say at the Dentist and also in the Bedroom, I need to talk about my nipples, and I owe a listener an apology. Love you! T x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Crotchless Underwear Caution
EMy laugh's alter-ego Mr Wheezy is back after this round of Internet Mishaps, and something terrible happened to me when I tried to train for our running challenge, Love ya! T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who's the Jerk?
ERyan is an absolute TURKEY as asks me who I think is a jerk out of him and someone else... (it will always be him) WE ALSOOOOO talked about The Dark Knight and how sexy Christian Bale is - and the worst Tinder bio maybe ever. Love you you bunch of special little snails xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A😱N😱L in the kitchen?!?!
EA misleading title that you would have seen coming if you listened to the last two episodes. Crushing boxes and built in underwear - plus we have agreed to our next challenge. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Storming Out of a Restaurant
EWe all know how incredibly awkward it can be when you're at a restaurant and you're not super jazzed with the vibe... but would you do what Ryan did?!?! Plus, things you can say in Church and in the Bedroom, and another NORMAL or NAH! Love you Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dirty in DisneyLand
EYou won't beliiieevveeee what I did in Disneyland! Am I headed straight to PRISON?!?!?! Love you! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come Over for a Flog
EHappy FOURTH EPISODE OF THE WEEK! How are we possibly doing it?! Very sexy and verryyyyyy cool. Reviews of She's The Man, Ryan stitching up a housemate, and we're going ballroom dancing. Love you! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Family Spew Bowl
EPlease don't lie to us and say this isn't normal, because we know you had one too!!! Another round of Normal or Nah coming your way - and make sure you keep sending through your opinions or fave things you think are normal but other people reckon '....nah'. Love you! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The WORST WAY to Shop Online
EI'm feeling very attacked here, but I'm worried it might be valid! Alsoooo things you can say as a cop and also in the bedroom. Love u Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Squirting in an Uber
ESomething terrible happened to me (Toni) in the back of an Uber - and I'm being tested on my knowledge of other countries AGAIN. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eye Masks & Parenting Experience
EI'm making TWO bold claims today - please support me! Hehehe love ya x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sexy Balconies & The Notebook
ERyan has really thrown me under the bus here. We chat about sexy balconies, things you can say on a Plane and also in the Bedroom - and we talk about finishing up the podcast because of watching the Notebook. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Poetry from the Heart
ERyan has written a beautiful poem for us - and we also have some feedback and Audio Queen Round 2. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan's Real Estate Rant
ERyan HATES something he's seen in houses and he needs to get it off his chest! And I have to complain about something too. Shocker. Love you so much!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Flushing the Toilet & Easy A
EI've realised I do something that affects the household, and we talk about things you can say in the Gym and the Bedroom. Love you! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Audio QUEEN
ENow I know YOU know that I (Toni) write these descriptions, so the title seems reaaalllllyyyy self indulgent but JUST. YOU. WAIT. We also talk about bread and Buzz Lightyear. Love you!!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BONUS: It's HaloweeEeeEEeEEen Week!
EOr as someone messaged me on Instagram.... Halloweek. Sorry for losing my touch so early in the game. We chat Halloween Pickup Lines, Halloween in Australia, and the 1996 smash hit SCREAM. Love ya x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Manscaping Mishaps
EWe hear your BEST home-grooming mishaps and I need to know how far is too far to go for your partner. Love ya Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WE VS THE WORLD
EEngagement rings, quizzes and things you can say in the car, and also in the bedroom. Love ya Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Socks in the Bedroom
ERyan wants to know about how we all feel about socks in the boudoir, and I have a stigma to break with us Melburnians coming out of lockdown FINALLY. Also, sorry George Wendell about the feedback xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Life-Changing Phonecall
EHow to NOT act in a massage, a bad first date, and maybe a career change for little old me...? Love ya!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Birthdays & Bedroom Chat
ERyan and I have STRONG opinions on adult birthdays. Plus, things you can say in the BEDROOM and also to a tradie. Love ya Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Awkward Tradie Encounters
EI need to chat about things people hated but came around to in the end, and Ryan has a belter of a story about how hard being a celebrity is when Tradies come round to your house. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trapped in a Cave
EAnother TERRIBLE first date story to share, plus I need to know what you would grab if your house was on fire because Taubs has done an awful job at our place. Love ya! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Getting Frisky on Zoom
ERyan and I are chatting about the movie Bride Wars today - and also we tackle the big issues: What you could say on a Work Zoom Call and also in the bedroom. Love ya Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and make sure you jump into our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is it too early for nicknames?
EI have a very pressing and very important question for Ryan - and it's about how close we are. Plus we talk about showering and Squid Game and like... Heaps of other stuff! Love ya! You can check out our Patreon, you can find it at patreon.com/ToniandRyan and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Toni's Sexy Audiobook Audition
EI've decided I want to read sexy audiobooks! Also we have a very exciting offer to our biggest fans in PERTH which you'll love, and you can find our mate Josh @wood_tattoo! Plus you can join our Patreon here - patreon.com/ToniandRyan and join our Facebook Group! Love u Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sexy Hospitals
EWe need to chat about Kath and Kim, and also things you can say in a Hospital, and also in the Bedroom. Also we started a Patreon!!! You can find it at patreon.com/ToniandRyan. And don't forget to join our Facebook Group! Love you x Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan's Injury & Our Announcement
ERyan has been very shady about an injury he has faced during the week, and also we announce our Patreon!! You can find it at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and also join in the fun chats in our Facebook Group! Love ya x Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bread, Murder and a Cheese Kransky
EI mean it's just all incredibly ominous isn't it. We need to talk about loyalty and rock bottom relationships. Make sure you have a peek into our Facebook Group! Love u Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sleeping with Celebrities
EToday we need to chat about Mean Girls, and also how that ties into sleeping with a celebrity. Plus we cover what you can say during an EARTHQUAKE and in the BEDROOM. Have your say on our pod in our Facebook Group! Love ya! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aussie Sayings: EXPLAINED
EWe know that we basically don't speak English in Australia, so we thought we'd explain or TRANSLATE what we actually mean when we talk. Also I have a John the Cat update, and we have an official apology. Have your say on our pod in our Facebook Group! Love ya Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Toni's Business Deal
EThere's something that I've been saying for a while is good, that Ryan disagrees with... THE CHICKEN DEBATE: KFC VS RED ROOSTER. Will we find a winner?!?!?! Also there's poo in a car. (unrelated) Love ya!! Have your say on our pod in our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's your Sex Meal?
EI'm SUCH an overachiever, I've coined a term and I didn't even REALISE!! Plus things you can say in the bedroom... AND at a Funeral. Have your say on our pod in our Facebook Group! Love ya Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan's Shaking & Toni's Cooking
EI don't think fish should go in a dishwasher but apparently people disagree. And Ryan does something with his butt in his house that other people might do too? Have your say in our Facebook Group! Love ya! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Funeral Directors and Piña Coladas
EI'm really sorry for what you're about to hear - lots of people will be upset with my accusations but I'm SO happy to finally have this off my chest. Have your say on our pod in our Facebook Group! Love you x Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Movie Reviews & Birthday Parties
EWe hope you've all done your homework - because we're about to blow your MINDS with the OFFICIAL He's All That review. Love u Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn and don't forgot to join our Facebook group 'Toni and Ryan Podcast'. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jail, JB Hi-Fi, and The Dalai Lama
EThis episode has truly gone in some WEIRD directions but #yaluvtoseeit. There's nothing more I can say here, you just need to listen. I promise you'll understand shortly. Love ya! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stubborn Partners and Coffee Snobs
EOkay so actually the correct term was coffee bitches, SORRY BRIGITTE! Hope you love this ep because we LOVED making it. Make sure you join our Facebook Group for this weeks' assignment!!!! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pour some gravy on my breast
EAs always things get out of hand (sorry) and we talk about things you can say in two unlikely places, an annoying gripe Toni has with her partner and some INTERNATIONAL feedback. WE'VE GONE GLOBAL! Love ya x Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan's been caught CHEATING
EI know what you're all thinking - how can it be?! You need to hear this one. Plus we chat about me needing to get a stylist (rude). Love u xxx Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has Toni been paying attention?
ERyan makes Toni's dreams comes true and undresses!... Just kidding - he organises a cute little audition which is a TRUE DREAM for TLodge. Plus Zoom hacks and Zoe Foster Blake chat. Love you! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hypothetical Baby Names
ESo it seems our sexual chemistry has reached through the phone and some people are confused - don't worry - so are we. Toni and Ryan chat being open about poops and some feedback we need to address. Love ya! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

T-Pain and Tinder Bios
EHi! Welcome to the first episode of the rest of your life. Toni and Ryan chat about cat allergies, some heartwarming stories, and choccy mousse. Love ya! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.