Toby + Chilli's "Crazy First Dates"

Alisha had a wardrobe malfunction on her date! #FashionEmergencySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katie's date was one pit stop after another!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Millie was abandoned at a formal but her night didn't stop there!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Crazy First Date takes an international turn.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wait. So everyone doesn't try to steal bathroom rugs when they drink too much champagne?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We know that the crust is the best part of the pizza but this guy took it too far!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do you do when you meet the entire family before your date?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dates are hard enough without a third party rating your date!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maritza had to get stitches on her date but that was not the worst part of her date!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patricia actually tried to cancel her date but listen to find out why she couldn't!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vicki's date has a surprised twist none of us saw coming.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlee tried to make a smooth getaway on her date that wasn't so smooth.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eric's date got her car locked in a garage and you have to hear how they burned the time until morning when she was able to get her car back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know what they say...three is a crowd!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Andrea had the clumsiest date of all time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kelly thought she was being stood up but her date was a little busy with something else.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michael had a life-altering first date!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Erin's date wore more food than he ate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tracey's first date took 6 months to happen! Listen to see if it was worth the wait.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Teanna's date was EIGHT. HOURS and it had a surprise ending!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa's date canceled on her but she was not taking "no" for an answer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carly's date was so crazy it ended up on the news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elizabeth was about to leave the country but not before she went on one last date...or 5!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa's date wanted her to break the law! Not a great first impression!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ross' date had a surprise visit from a ghost!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa thought the date was PERFECT until she realizes there was a barrier!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A snake brought them together but will a broken down car tear them apart!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patricia's date had a surprise up his sleeve...er...glove.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bethany's date put the C.H.E.A and P in cheap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No great date ends in the E.R. or does it....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We don't think that Sean planned on babysitting during this date!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chester shared his date with us and it led us to call his wife for a public apology! You have to hear this Crazy First Date!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dan's date was...speechless...literally!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brenda proved when in doubt, put a paper bag over your head!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it ever okay to say "I love you" on the first date? Listen to hear how Sherri reacted!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carol's date had the plot twist of ALL plot twists!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shirley's date began crying uncontrollably during the date and you will never guess why!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Debbie's Crazy First Date proves why you should ALWAYS research your date before meeting them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brian was not prepared when his date brought not one but FOUR extra people!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mandi dodged a bullet by driving in her own car! You have to hear her date!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Diane's date ended with her hiding from the police! You have to hear this one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jason and his date went to Vegas for their first date and no...it does not end the way you might think!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine your date leaving you on a scary dark rode and driving off! This happened to Amanda! You have to hear her whole date to know what happens next.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dale's date was not all fun and games! You have to listen to hear what happens!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Erica's date was a circus...literally!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You could say Priya from Gainesville, VA had the longest crazy first date ever!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While they were out, Alex's date said she "felt lucky" so they decided to drive all the way to Atlantic City...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ronnie's date at the state fair got very messy. You have to hear the whole thing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maria's date went ALL OUT for their date on Valentine's Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A date + A show = A disaster date in Mal's mind!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.