Three Gooners walk into a bar

We’re back at the pub — or maybe we never actually left. Maybe Jams is in India — maybe he’s just at the bar, sipping a chai instead of a pint.It’s international break, so Arsenal’s hard-worked players are hopefully getting some rest… and we’re taking an Arsenal break too.This episode is a little different from the usual. We chat about films, the Solomon Islands, pundits, and TV series. But of course, there’s still a quiz.That’s it.This episode contains short audio excerpts from:Movieclips Sony Pictures Entertainment MovieStation Searchlight PicturesAll audio clips are used briefly for identification, commentary, and quiz purposes in accordance with quotation and fair dealing principles.Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.

We’re back at the pub — and there’s no way around it. The Caribbean Cup final.We break down the disappointment and take a proper look at what on earth happened to Arsenal in that game against Manchester City.We also ask the important question: does anyone actually listen to pundits anymore?John has brought a particularly unfriendly Kick in The Dick, there’s a quick-fire quiz, and the Scottie tabulations prediction game is getting very tight.All the usual chaos from the bar.That’s it.Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabar

Jams is back from the Emirates after the game against Leverkusen and brings the atmosphere straight into the bar.Things are going pretty well for Arsenal right now… but the big question is: are we actually allowed to believe it?We break down the Everton and Leverkusen games, talk about Declan Rice being absolutely everywhere on the pitch — and whether he actually needs to be.And of course we have to ask the question: is the quadruple somehow on?Plus we’ve got MAX!!!, a quiz, tabulations and all the usual bar-side chaos.That’s it.Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabar

John is back from Amsterdam, but unfortunately Dan is out sick this week. Luckily, that means we finally get the long-awaited return of Pablo to the podcast.We talk about Tottenham’s absolutely crazy game against Atlético, before breaking down Arsenal’s two matches against Brighton and Mansfield.There’s also a new leak of next season’s home shirt doing the rounds — so naturally we have opinions.We’ve got a quiz, we’ve got tabulations, and all the usual bar-side chaos.That’s it.Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabar

John is in Amsterdam with his basketball team, which means Nico finally gets a seat at the bar!We talk about Bukayo Saka signing a new contract — but the real question is: is he already on track for a statue outside the Emirates?We also dive into the never-ending story of Manchester City’s 115 charges… what on earth is actually going to happen there?Of course we break down the win against Chelsea, and somewhere along the way we ask the important questions: is Mikel Arteta basically a clone of Didier Deschamps? And is there any sportsmanship left in modern football?Nico brings a quiz about transfers from Ligue 1, and the prediction game is getting very tight.That’s it.Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.

On this pod - we break down the absolutely fantastic 4–1 win over Spurs — and yes, we enjoy every single second of it.There’s a big spotlight on Viggo Gyökeres and his performance, and the same goes for Eze. The big question: should he start against Chelsea?John brings some news to the bar — referees are now doing post-match interviews. Is that actually a good idea? (Spoiler: John thinks so.)In this week’s quiz, John and Dan have one minute to guess as many players as possible. Chaos guaranteed.We’ve got Kick in The Dick, we’ve got tabulations, and we’ve got three very happy Gooners.That’s it.Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.

Sorry we’re a bit late this week – the bar doors didn’t quite open on time.In this episode, we reluctantly open up the wounds from that dreadful game against Wolves… and try to shut them again just as quickly. We break down the many (and yes, there are many) issues we’ve seen in the last two Premier League games and ask what’s actually going wrong.John is this close to understanding his own segment, “Kick in The Dick”, while Dan brings a quiz on the Arsenal players with the highest output over the last 30 years.Debates, frustration, banter and probably a few overreactions. That’s it.Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment purposes only. No players, clubs or individuals were harmed (or intended to be harmed) in the making of this podcast.

This episode was recorded ahead of the Premier League clash with Brentford. Dan is completely out with the flu, so things are slightly less structured than usual. We go through the other results around the league, talk Viggo vs. Šeško, and try to make sense of the strange Haaland–Szoboszlai situation.John brings what might be his most controversial quiz yet. Or maybe controversial isn’t the right word… you decide. That's it.Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter, and entertainment only. No players, clubs, or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast.That’s it.👉 https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabarThis episode contains short audio excerpts from: • Universal Pictures • Paramount Movies • IGN • Amblin EntertainmentAll audio clips are used briefly for identification, commentary, and quiz purposes in accordance with quotation and fair dealing principles.

This episode was recorded ahead of the Caribbean Cup semi-final against Chelsea. We wrap up the Leeds game, talk Merino’s injury, and look ahead to Sunderland at the weekend. We also settle the debate once and for all: Tonali or Zubimendi? (It’s 100% Zubi.) The transfer window is officially shut, and John makes his debut with a brand new segment: John’s Weekly Kick in the Dick. There’s also a quiz on world-class goals, plus an update on the Scottie Tabulations. That’s it.Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter, and entertainment only. No players, clubs, or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast.👉 https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabarThis episode contains short audio excerpts from: • Sky SportsAll audio clips are used briefly for identification, commentary, and quiz purposes in accordance with quotation and fair dealing principles.

This episode was recorded ahead of the Kairat game. We go all the way through the United defeat — what actually happened, and is this a turning point in the season or the start of a proper derailment? Either way, fuck it, we’re still four points clear.The quiz is all about shirt numbers (something both Jams and John absolutely love), and of course we check in on the latest Scottie Tabulations. That’s it.

This episode was recorded ahead of the Champions League clash against Inter. We look back at the Forest game, talk about Ethan’s loan move to Marseille, and of course look ahead to Inter (shoutout to Mkhitaryan 👀) and Manchester United at the weekend. There’s an Arsenal & AFCON quiz, Scottie Tabulations are back, and things go slightly off the rails as usual. That’s it.Disclaimer: Everything said in this episode is for fun, banter, and entertainment only. No players, clubs, or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast.👉 https://linktr.ee/threegoonerswalkintoabar

We recorded this one ahead of our Caribbean Cup clash with Chelsea, debating what lineup we’d go with. We look forward, talk Myles Lewis-Skelly, revisit the painful Liverpool game, and ask whether Arteta puts on too much of a handbrake in the big matches. BFG is stepping down, so we send our thanks and talk about why he’s leaving his role as Head of Youth at Arsenal. Jams brings the quiz, and we try not to get too competitive — which is impossible when it’s Dan versus John.Disclaimer: everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment only. No players, clubs or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast.That’s it.This episode contains short audio excerpts from: Anne Hathaway (Instagram) • Capital XTRA • BBC • VG TVAll audio clips are used briefly for identification, commentary, and quiz purposes in accordance with quotation and fair dealing principles.

👉 We recorded this one at the pub before the Liverpool game — and for the first time ever, we actually end up talking a bit about American football, mainly because John just won’t stop with the shout-outs (and it keeps going all episode). We look back at the year’s biggest surprises and disappointments, run through a quiz, and check in on the latest tabulations.Disclaimer: everything said in this episode is for fun, banter and entertainment only. No players, clubs or people were harmed (or meant to be) in the making of this podcast.That’s it.

👉 We recorded this one before the Aston Villa game. John was absolutely not nervous at all — which, in hindsight, makes perfect sense. Everton still has the worst stadium name in football and should obviously be called the UNESCO Stadium. John brings the quiz, Jams’ prediction streak keeps rolling, and everything is perfectly under control. Happy New Year MF's. That’s it.