This Is Important

Live from The Beacon Theater in New York City! Today, this is what's important: Antonio Brown, rapping mime work, fisting, Kyle's mom's 68th birthday, theater, make up, the Spotify wrapped, deadass, titties, New York City experiences, hot topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Newark! Today, this is what's important: Dick pills, aphrodisiacs, cologne, Lola Bunny, harmonicas, how to keep a man happy, heights, Ben Stiller, McDonalds, high school, hot topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Long Island! Today, this is what's important: Break dancing, dog fighting, long island iced tea, the best Long Island celebs, Robert Moore, headphones, Buckcherry, tattoos of the guys, hot topics, Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Houston! Today, this is what's important: Kyle's break dancing, beating cancer, Sugar In The Raw, wedding videos, who is most likely to die sober, teeth, DJ Screw, lean, pyrotechnics, hot topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from San Antonio! Today, this is what's important: The Riverwalk, the Alamo, Thanksgiving traditions, great aunt Hazel, tamales, Victor Wembanyama, car alarms, parenting, shooting guns, Selena, songs the guys jerked off to, hot topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from San Diego! Today, this is what's important: Being stoked, Adam looking like a cop, John Cena, American Idol, whale's vagina, running away from home, Comic Con, childhood bedrooms, school memories, hot topics, Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Oakland! Today, this is what's important: Ders missing, Bay Area slang, finger prints & buttholes, baydestrians, the 69th birthday, resin highs, hot topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Portland! Today, this is what's important: Professional fans, Jeopardy, Hollywood agents, I love yous, strip clubs, weather, DnD, shopping, teachers, hot topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Austin! Today, this is what's important: Olympians, Waco Surf, harassment vs assault, two-stepping, their ideal men, Austin stories, getting cut out of projects, Ice Spice, hot topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Dallas! Today, this is what's important: Bangovers, Kyle's tattoos, jerking off, drinking, protesting, Jared Leto, hot topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from San Jose! Today, this is what's important: Water trash, moms, diarrhea, movie villains, aging, sports hats, Isaac sound drops, doctors, water parks, hot topics, Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Seattle! Today, this is what's important: Macklemore, Starbucks, Halloween costumes, mom hairstyles, Willy Wonka, snacks, Kyle's jizz chair, water parks, naked women, rats, Arnold Schwarzenegger, poli-charged topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live From Salt Lake City! Today, this is what's important: Utah alcohol limits, words, Adam's mustache, best holidays, tiktok, VR porn, celebrity doppelgangers, poli-charged topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live From Atlanta! Today, this is what's important: A-Town stunners, Bananas In Pajamas, strip clubs, roller rink, body attraction, Atlanta being another Hollywood, poli-charged topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Louisville! Today, this is what's important: Rock quarries, hangovers, Bourbon, standing 69, Friday the 13th, creepy bug stories, fighting kids, turning forty, poli-charged topics, Q&A, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live From Indianapolis! Today, this is what's important: Jizz, Buzzballs, Blank Check, Kyle setting the house on fire, airdropping, Paris Hilton, college parties, poli-charged topics, Q&A, & more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live From Columbus! Today, this is what's important: Furniture, man movies, Der Dutchman, magic eyes, the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame, impressions, childhood programming, poli-charged topics, Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live From Cleveland! Today, this is what's important: Furniture, erotic fiction, the Cleveland steamer, team names, Bone Thugs & Harmony, poli-charged topics, Q&A, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from St. Louis! Today, this is what's important: Air Force Ones, Nelly, circumcision, cum, the beer bong cycle, motorcycles, blacking out, poli-charged topics, Q&A, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Denver! Today, this is what's important: Weed, Jim Hensen, how they entertained themselves back in the day, Ders' outfit, the altitude, childhood acne, porn, rocky mountain oysters, topics, Q&A, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: A recap of the TII tour, so far! Buy your tickets at TIITour.com. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live From Long Beach! Today, this is what's important: C walking, dirty talk, diarrhea, gambling, nervous breakdowns, road rage, rollerblading, prison escapes, poli-charged topics, Q&A, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live From Phoenix! Today, this is what's important: Horniest cities, Lake Havasu, 98 Degrees, car accidents, haircuts from their youth, Britney Spears, sports games, Q&A, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live From The Chicago Theater! Today, this is what's important: Evanstan, floofy hair, Florida, Malort, aliens, Blake breaking his back, diarrhea, Instagram algorithms, Q&A, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live From Boston! Today, this is what's important: The Wizards, pickleball, Buzzballs, luggage talk, early memories, first boners, botox, an audience Q&A, & more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Bodily fluids, facial hair, Adam's foot, Miguel, Hollywood sex parties, video cameras, krumping, the TII tour, pain meds, rap groups, Burning Man, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: The TII tour, Texas, school dances, deodorant, Austin & Portland, reality tv, RiffRaff, Newark, Florida, childhood homes, meeting the fans, beards, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Adam's body issues, getting gassed up, Kyle's midlife glow up, Workaholics, meetings with studio executives, the TII tour, Jeremy Allen White & Zac Efron, food delivery, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Chest and shoulders, Boxing Helena, Julian Sands, celebrity sex tapes, celebrity dick, printers, Vanna White, game shows, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: TII tour fervor, the current state of movies, butts, tour locations, and more. Go to TIITour.com to check out our upcoming tour dates for the first half of the This Important live show tour. Tickets are on sale now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: The early-2000s vibe, Vice magazine, clothes, basketball, Norway, Italian food, traveling with kids, and more. Go to TIITour.com to check out our upcoming tour dates for the first half of the This Important live show tour. Pre-sale tickets go live on Thursday, August 17th at 10am PST. Use code 'TIITOUR' to access the pre-sale tickets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: The best diarrhea drops, Ted Talks, Master Classes, Pee-wee Herman, Mission Impossible, Barbenheimer, movie theater snacks, bottled water, Lake of the Ozarks, Shark Week, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: The MLB All-Star Game, Seattle, Oakland, popping wheelies, childhood school days, Tiny Desk concerts, smoking, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Jared Leto, fail videos, too many entertainment options, the state of the movie industry, Mission Impossible, pooping your pants, the flu, pizza in the ass, the TII tour, Adam's interesting friends, football players, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Victor Wembanyama and Britney Spears, the sriracha shortage, Heinz ketchup, pretzels, drinking water, public restrooms, Sephora, acne, the Kardashians, the horniest spy, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Adam's 4th Of July party, Blink 182 concert, Siam, Sammy Davis Jr., inappropriate content, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: The 4th Of July, lifting weights, The Out-Laws (out July 7th on Netflix!), George Clooney, Is It Cake? (out now!), Buzzballs in the wild, Physical: 100, The Wizards (on Spotify again!), hip surgery, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Outfits ideas, the history of hacky sack, buying stuff off Instagram ads, pickleball, the live show, old movies, Nascar, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: The official audio of the This Is Important live show that took place in Irvine, California on June 7th, 2023. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: The live show, real estate agents, the Brendan Fraser cinematic universe, the nut tap, Cannes Film Festival, standing ovation minutes, smoking weed, books, renting tools, building stuff, the crown jewel of America, movie graphics, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: The writers strike, Hollywood stories about Kyle's distant uncle, old timey outlaw stories about Adam's distant uncle, Howard The Duck, movies, Jury Duty, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Business talk, Kyle's late, Pacino v DeNiro, expired passports, Pickleball, Pierce Brosnan's art, service animals, The Smashing Pumpkins, Ders' weekly challenge and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: C&C Music Factory, Rae Sremmurd, Coachella on Youtube, sleeping in the car, the pronunciation of Nevada and Zebra, the WGA strike, AI, cars, the Oakland Athletics, the giveaway winner, and more. You can now purchase live streaming tickets for our live show on 6/7 at 8pm pst! The stream will be live for 7 days after the show's air date. Tickets available here: https://www.moment.co/tiiSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Caffiene, bread bowls, San Francisco, spelling, pencils, cold plunge, Hooters, pizza, Jerry Springer, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Family Feud, Kyle eating meat, knives, night and heat vision goggles, buffoon talk, swimming, Corvettes, The Muppets Mayhem, Frank Oz, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Compliments, sea lions, the best couch to crash on, David Letterman, The Fantastic Four, Jeff Fahey, animal wranglers, school bullies, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Happy late 420, the guys coolest friend, rollerblading, doing the splits, the octomom, porn star guidance counselors, naked dating, the Tham Luang cave rescue, rated R movies, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Body pain, yoga, anxiety, pain pills, daylight savings, Hollywood minute, documentary recommendations, couches, Subway sandwiches, giveaways, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Music history, pro wrestling, Freddie Prinze Jr, Guy Fieri, flavor profiles, burgers, scary plane rides, celebrity sightings, and more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, this is what's important: Being a bitch, Blake's birthday party, Anders vasectomy, grocery shopping, Tom Snyder, Kyle's vasectomy, french fries, doctors, OnlyFans, aliens, Dishwalla, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.