this controllers broken

we get innit deeeeeeep. is the fallout tv show on the same level as tokyo vice, or will video game shows forever be video game shows and never a "real" show? also hitting on final fantasy 7 rebirth and final fantasy 14 on xbox. also occultism. also satanism. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

there's some helldivers, there's some dark souls 2, there's some fallout 4. i contribute nothing this episode, but you can still support me on patron here:https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt/posts

dale loves helldivers 2, morgan starts final fantasy 7 rebirth, kyle plays dark souls 2 on xbox360https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

elden ring dlc, emulation, patreon questionshttps://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

like a dragon and palworld beat expectations, dmc5 stumbles, and morgan's feats earn him the crown. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

kyle retcons his starfield review, morgan refuses to play jpgs. we go over the best games we never played.https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

a remake won our game of the year. disappointment with zelda, spiderman, and final fantasy. what is going on with the gaming populace? why are our top games so far removed from the majority?https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

whats our game of the year for 2023? did kyle play starfield since last episode? morgan loves baldurs gate 3.https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

KYLE PLAYS GAMES THAT ARENT STARFIELD AFTER PURCHASING SERIES X TO PLAY STARFIELDhttps://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

morgan defends new haven pizza, i defend like a dragon gaiden. kyle finally gets his series x, and dale finally gets deep into starfield.

dales dog got bumps, morgan buys shoes, kyle talks about game of the year nominees, and i play an hour of like a dragon gaiden. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

super mario brothers wonder, spiderman 2, dark souls 3, the best worst games ever, and tons of tangential conversation.https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

we broke bread, we shared drinks, we played games. we also now review friendships and restaurants. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

where are the good games? why is sea of stars uninspired? why is starfield boring? why is mortal kombat missing content?https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

why is no one talking about this game? erase starfield from your hard drives and play blasphemous 2. lots of starfield talk, and we start the beginning stage of our business venture into the japanese market. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

starfield is two weeks away. a huge moment for microsoft and xbox fans. morgan plays weird japanese games, kyle plays great japanese games, dale plays more twisted metal.https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

can something be shit if you like it, or does liking something, by definition, not make it shit. what if everyone thinks its great but you think its shit? is shit objective or subjective? is there a universal shit?https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

dale is mad about our final fantasy 16 coverage, dale is mad about barbie, dale is mad about dudes who talk to him about bands.https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

this game blows. two members of the team refused to download this, so mike from gamestop 6715 joins to play this trash game. some final fantasy 16 discussion. lots of dinosaur talk. support the dinosaur hunt on patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

huge focus on final fantasy 16. we talk about how fun it is to push square square square square triangle R1. kyle gives persona 5 some love. diablo 4 struggles to keep our attention. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

lots of old gamestop stories. we talk diablo 4, street fighter 6, persona 5, and katamari reroll. support us on patreon!https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

kyle finally finishes RDR2, jedi survivor kinda sucks, and we play through a ton of new game pass titles but can't remember anything about them. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

a wtf is microsoft doing conversation leads into wtf has any of the big three done, we talk jedi survivor, we don't play tears of the kingdom, kyle loses his crown, and we finish with a moment of silence.https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

maaaan, i have no idea...what did they talk about? video games? jedi survivor? redfall? who the fuck knows, better listen to find out. dale, i heard the bit at the end about patrons being on the troubled helix podcast, I'm telling you, I'm telling everyone, the offer is out there. its open. all are welcome. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

we watched the mario movie, we played some games, we talked about it.sorry its a day late, I'm losing my mind.support us on patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

sonic movie vs mario movie, atomic heart sucks even more, octopath traveler 2 is a masterpiece. support us on patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

why is destiny 2 so confusing? would you rather live in china or russia? octopath traveler 2 is awesome. whats the difference between good and pretty good?support us on patreon!https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

kyle talks about magnets and broken sticks. atomic heart is unplayable. dale becomes the son of the forest. morgan finishes dead space. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

kyle has a baby. kyle plays switch. kyle needs your support.https://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt/postshttps://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

hogwarts, dead space, and how to shavehttps://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

starting in 2023, once a month the podcast goes live on twitch with audience interaction. check out our top ten games of the last year.https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

new format. short format. alternating format. but we still talk about the games, talk about the games. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

the last episode of the year. hoodie size conspiracies, god of war ragnarok praise, and 2023 being the year of elden ring dlc.https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

lots of games touched on in this episode. god of war repeats greatness while callisto protocol disappoints. split decision on horizon forbidden west. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

early god of war ragnarok impressions. is it better than elden ring? fuck no it isn't, nothing is.https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

we rank the nintendo home consoles, we tell you the best cereal, and we teach you how to use dark souls 3 as a punishment for children.send us your bones!https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

plague tale requiem is a terrible trash game and i can't understand why its getting all the praise im hearing. i played the ascent and loved it, morgan played king of fighters and horizon forbidden west. kyle played bloodborne, but not super mario galaxy. we all played and hated metal hellsinger. houses are expensive. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

top ten tv shows, eventually we get to some game related stuff, kyle makes an announcement, and jeff has a new decision to make.https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

star ocean fails to impress, pillars of eternity should not be played on console, metal hellsinger tries too hard, and morgan said he played returnal but doesnt talk about it. our first episode live on twitch with chat interaction!https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt

its a two man show...we talk assassins creed, multiplayer achievements, and what the big three game companies can do better. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

our top ten movie lists, from lying to yourself to be happy, all the way to lying about having a twin to be happy. we play the last of us part 1, demons souls, and old assassins creed gameswww.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

we run through our top gaming franchises, from the obvious to the obscure. cult of the lamb is a great game and you should play it. synchro hedgehogs is a terrible game and you should also play it. www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

we played games that aren't elden ring, but none of them are better than elden ring. tmnt shredders revenge, weird west, darkest dungeon, stray, f1 22. ghost of tsushima is the elden ring of samurai games. www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

why no achievements for destiny 2 dlc? yakuza like a dragon finally gets some respect. we answer a question about deal breakers that make us stop playing a game immediately, and then we talk about chikfila for thirty minutes. www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

we are late, and we have played nothing. gaming is over. its time to move on to new hobbies and new interests. www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

morgan gets covid so he stays home from work and plays neogeo. kyle plays gears of war. dale mows his lawn. where is my elden ring dlc?www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

i say starfield looks like shit and will be shit, the bethesda fanboys get upset. morgan plays a bunch of shit gamepass games. its inescapable, gaming is shit in a post elden ring world. www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

we talk through trek to yomi, eiyuden chronicle rising, sniper elite 5, evil dead, and tiny tinas wonderlands. deeper conversation leads to dr strange, the best marvel movie, and top gun maverick. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

finally moving on from elden ring, most of us have starting playing new games, but we end up talking about cracker barrel instead.https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

elden ring has ruined the future of gaminghttps://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetworkhttps://www.patreon.com/freak_otrt