This Ain't a Scene, It's a Podcast

In the most painless episode of this podcast, Carson and Dawson discuss another perfect FOB song. Other topics include Nickelback, bad movie theater experiences, and concept albums.

AUDIO IS SLIGHTLY SCUFFED SORRY WE FIXED THE PROBLEM FOR NEXT TIME THOOn the comeback episode of the year of this podcast, Carson and Dawson are joined once again by Jack Kern to discuss what is unambiguously one of FOB's best songs. Other topics include monkeys being really scary, Marvel movies, and making mathcore.

On the most goated episode of this podcast ever made, Carson and Dawson venture into the wacky world of XO and rediscover that this band is actually kinda good maybe. Other topics include joker impressions, e-girls are ruining my life (the song) (the metal cover), and the woes of being in the backlog trenches.

In this patriotic edition of the podcast, Carson and Dawson unfortunately have the task of discussing another AB/AS song and its remix, which leads them into some unexpected rabbit holes. Other topics include DJ brain, the validity of listening to video game music, and maybe Brendon Urie? you'll have to listen to find out you animal

In this episode of the podcast, Carson and Dawson are joined by Tom once again to discuss a song that the band should honestly play more often. Other topics include werewolves vs. vampires, the power of calling someone a doofus,

On this episode of The Only Podcast Ever, Carson and Dawson are joined by Dom Maduri (producer extraordinaire) to discuss a track with a surprising amount of live mileage. Other topics include Blink-182, Jesus's last supper being like Among Us, and I honestly don't remember if we mentioned Brendon Urie but I think that might've happened someone let me know if it did

In the episode with the most units moved, Carson and Dawson are joined by Ian Joshua Riley to discuss a deceptively catchy track. Other topics include AJR, bagging on Mania again, and Brendon Urie.

In this special Late Night Edition, Carson and Dawson record an episode past their bedtime and suffer the mental consequences while talking about one of FOB's best b-sides. Other topics include our first PG-13 movies, an undesirable suggestion by Sam Elliott, and Carson getting hit by a car.

In the first double duty episode of this podcast ever, Carson and Dawson have to talk about two songs: Jet Pack Blues and its corresponding remix track featuring Big K.R.I.T., our lord and savior. Other topics include Aquaman, the closest a producer can get to a domestic terrorist, and Brendon Urie.

Our oasis of good songs has dried up and we're back in the stinker zone with a Mania song. Other topics include vinyl variant collecting, whether or not Imagine Dragons swears in their music, and

On this very focused and on-topic episode of the podcast, Carson and Dawson are once again joined by Maddie to discuss another good song. I sure hope this oasis of good music lasts! Other topics include Shawn Mendes, the newly-announced FOB tour, and MCR.

On the most holy episode of this podcast yet, Carson and Dawson are joined by friend of the show Rocket to discuss Hum Hallelujah. Other topics include uhhhhh not much else we mostly just talked about the song and Brendon Urie.

Carson and Dawson are back from tour, and that means they can keep listening to Fall Out Boy together. Will they survive one of the more underrated cuts from Infinity on High? Other topics include all of the Saw movies, meeting a fan, and Brendon Urie.

in the final backlogged episode for Carson's first European tour and Dawson's second tour ever, Carson and Dawson discuss a confusingly good FOB song from Cork Tree. Other topics include switching up vocal styles, the state of cinema today, and Brendon Urie.

In the second preview episode of the Patreon-exclusive show, Made You Listen!, Carson and Dawson dissect the album Lowcountry by Envy on the Coast, and become baffled at how this album is not a post-hardcore classic. Other topics include tour, tour, and tour.

On our first Take This To Your Grave episode of the pod, Carson and Dawson are joined once again by Tom Lovejoy to discuss a sleeper hit in FOB's discography. Other topics include our pasts in religious high schools, immature alternate words, and i don't even remember if we brought up Brendon Urie alright we're backlogging a lot of these for tour man don't hate me

On this very special episode of the podcast, Carson and Dawson debut a new show format -- one of two episodes made available outside of Patreon -- where there are now two wheels with 10 albums on each, the first album to come up being Wonder by Shawn Mendes. Other topics include r/neverf***ed, the difficulties of backlogging episodes of the podcast, and NOT BRENDON URIE!

On the most intellectual episode of this podcast yet, Carson and Dawson venture into the golden oasis of another Folie song. Other topics include our twitter fiasco, Bummer Hill tour, and NOT Brendon Urie (are we finally free?)

In one of the most crushing episodes of the podcast yet, Carson and Dawson venture into what may be one of the worst Fall Out Boy songs ever released. Other topics include Green Day being an embarrassing band, how we arrived at popular rock music as it exists today, and Brendon Urie.

On this emergency episode of the podcast, Carson, Dawson, and Maddie bravely venture into the horrifying world of Fall Out Boy's cover of We Didn't Start The Fire -- let's hope they make it out alive. Other topics include great anguish, what species Grimace is, and NOT Brendon Urie for the second week in a row.

In perhaps the most episode of the podcast ever, Carson and Dawson are joined by frequent guest Maddie Caffrey to discuss the closer of the band's latest record. Other topics include wild card songs getting tossed in the setlist, a 27-dog long dog, and NOT BRENDON URIE

We got another Evening Out With Your Girlfriend song on the wheel, so we brought on Tom Lovejoy again to help ease the pain. Other topics include the most annoying thing to happen at a show, dangerous stage maneuvers, and Brendon Urie.

Carson and Dawson's streak of not getting any bangers is finally broken this week, and they're joined by Marty from The Callous Daoboys once again to discuss one of the best songs in FOB's discog. Other topics include music video shoots, other Fueled By Ramen bands, and Brendon Urie.

In the newest edition of Hater Week that this podcast has to offer, Carson and Dawson venture into their first encounter with an Evening Out With Your Girlfriend song. Will they survive? Other topics include their true feelings surrounding straightforward pop punk, hating the monarchy, and Brendon Urie.

In the newest episode of this podcast (at least for this week), Carson and Dawson FINALLY get another banger on the wheel in the closer for Infinity on High. Other topics include The Wiggles, stealing from grocery stores, and Brendon Urie.

In the special damned episode of the podcast, Dawson's audio got destroyed by an eldritch being but we wanted to upload our conversation about this song anyway. Other topics include tour, both of us recording in the same studio, and Brendon Urie.

In the most traumatic episode of this podcast yet, Carson and Dawson brave what may be one of the worst songs in this beloved band's discography. Other topics include falling asleep in the studio, controversial fan rankings, and Brendon Urie.

In the most episode of this podcast yet, Carson and Dawson are joined by Marty of The Callous Daoboys to discuss one of the most tracks on Cork Tree, and find they disagree on it more than they realized. Other topics include graduating from college, artists with absurd levels of output, and Brendon Urie?

In the most astounding episode of this podcast yet, Carson and Dawson are joined by Tom Lovejoy, who will hopefully mediate what will surely become a bloody disagreement between our two loveable hosts. Other topics include the state of the scene when SR&R came out, Smosh's influence on our lives, and Brendon Urie.

In the terrifying ninth episode of your favorite podcast, Carson and Dawson are joined by Whitney Jordan, a staunch Save Rock & Roll defender, to discuss the hit song Just One Yesterday and see if it really is That Bad. Other topics include the new Better Lovers single, getting knocked out to a song by The Chariot, and Brendon Urie.

In the 8th episode of the podcast ever, Carson and Dawson are joined by Jack Kern of Bummer Hill to dissect the first Cork Tree song in our funny journey. Will they be accosted by lawyers? Other topics include how the musical landscape has changed, rapper stocks, and Brendon Urie.

In the terrifying seventh episode of the most controversial podcast to hit the airwaves, returning guest Maddie Caffrey joins Carson and Dawson as they unpack one of the greatest B-sides in the band's discography. Other topics include VeggieTales, the Honda Civic tours, and Brendon Urie.

In the frightening sixth episode of the greatest podcast to hit the airwaves, Carson and Dawson encounter their first PAX AM Days song, as well as an interesting phrase that may ruin their lives. Other topics include the nature of cover songs, Car Seat Headrest, and Brendon Urie.

In the fifth episode of the podcast that shocked the world, Carson and Dawson encounter their very first Mania track -- but they have Maddie Caffrey, guitarist of The Callous Daoboys, along for the ride. Will they survive? Other topics include the So Much (For) Stardust listening party, deja vu, and Brendon Urie.

In the shocking fourth episode of the most acclaimed Fall Out Boy podcast on Earth, Carson and Dawson talk about Bob Dylan. The song. Maybe one of the worst songs in FOB's discog? Other topics include Poker Face, Owl City, and Brendon Urie.

The world's best Fall Out Boy podcast continues as our two dashing leads finally get to talk about folie a deux at length. Other topics include touring, the nature of breakout records, and Brendon Urie.

In the award-winning second episode, Carson and Dawson discuss one of Fall Out Boy's classic tracks and learn a thing or two about the band as well as themselves. Other topics include Anthony Fantano, Carly Rae Jepsen, and Brendon Urie.

In a frightening twist of fate, the very first song the dreaded wheel chose happened to be the first single from Fall Out Boy's newly-announced album. Carson and Dawson discuss how they feel about their comeback, the scene surrounding the band before and after their comeback, and Brendon Urie.