They're Not Cousins: A Sailor Moon Podcast
They're Not Cousins
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Join Josie, Alli, and Cassie as they revisit the '90s anime that they love... but never actually finished watching. They might not know everything about Sailor Moon, but there's one thing they're sure of: Sailor Uranus and Neptune are NOT cousins!
Latest Episodes
Kawaii Desucousins: Origins || They're Not Cousins Bonus Episode
bonusEToday, we meet up with the wonderful hosts of Kawaii Desuppointment to talk about the Sailor Moon Crystal controversy, the dangers of Steven Universe cosplay, an entire ska band of Dariens, and the raw power of fundoshi (uwu!). Special thanks to PJ for editing this episode! Listen to the other half of this super-special collaboration at kawaiidesupod.com!
Ep 8Rejects from the Brain Farm || They're Not Cousins #8
EIn this episode, we talk about Ikuko's hot mom status, Doctor Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine, and that one time Cassie lived in a mansion.
S1 Ep 7And We're LARPing Again || They're Not Cousins #7
EToday, we discuss Weiss Kreuz, the competitive Rock, Paper, Scissors scene, and Alli's menagerie of blondes.
S1 Ep 6Big Duck Energy || They're Not Cousins #6
EIn this episode, we discuss our new podcast rivalry, Josie's House of Ska, and Tiny Hand Man's boundless ineptitude. Also wrestling, for some reason?
S1 Ep 5Finally, It's Lizard People! || They're Not Cousins #5
EIn today's semi-festive episode, we discuss feline pick-up artistry, moon rock princesses, and the secret Ikari family eggnog recipe!
S1 Ep 4Pork Bun Apocalypse || They're Not Cousins #4
EToday we discuss gym sweat etiquette, buff body skeletons, and our favorite fast food health care providers! #bringingitbacktotoonces
S1 Ep 3Negaverse Incorporated || They're Not Cousins #3
EToday we discuss coma envy, corporate cancel culture, and Tuxedo Mask's extremely weird laugh.
S1 Ep 2Back Alley Stick Vendors United || They're Not Cousins #2
EToday we discuss GoGurt horror stories, fictional boy bands, and the economic implications of pencil-pushing orphans! (Plus Sailor Moon. Duh.)
S1 Ep 1The Cheese Cats Cometh || They're Not Cousins #1
Sailor Moon says: it's the first episode of They're Not Cousins! Today, we discuss the ethics of toddler battles, evil jazz plots, and superhero child labor laws.