Therapy Gecko

A caller talks about what went wrong while he was working hard to take care of his girlfriend and roommate.  Afterwards a caller sort of knows The Beatles and a final caller longs for farm life.  You cannot have a piece of gum. I am a geckoSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello I am reading viewer mail. Email topics include whether or not porn is cheating, trying to be less annoying, pig jizz, getting ur gf stolen by a guy from Xbox live, and a bunch of other stuff. I am a gecko. I think I left the window open.COME TO MY LIVE SHOW IN TOKYO: Click here for tickets!  SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller discusses a sexual experience they had involving Tic Tacs.  Then a caller adjusts to sober life, I help a caller meet her boyfriend, and a final caller does surgery over Zoom. I’m walking out of this movie. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller worries his jewelry business will mess with his government benefits, a caller is cock blocked by her mom, a caller navigates his one-sided relationship with his father, and a final caller buys a $400 chair. The sink is making that noise again. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller explores her relationship with her baby daddy, a therapist to-be questions if he’s cut out for the gig, a caller tries to win a Grammy, and I yell at a return caller. Throw me the remote. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller believes they may have super powers, and we discuss the pros and cons of their telekinetic awakening.  Afterwards a caller tries to come to terms with being wronged, and a final caller ponders their dreams.  Please take your shoes off. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Email topics include party injuries, drug fueled hallucinations, hot tub romances, unhinged funeral ideas, having a crush on your aunt, and other things. I am a gecko. I love kitkats. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller reflects on moving to Denmark to be with a lover they met online, and how things went a lot differently than planned.  Later a caller tells me something he shouldn’t have involving Taco Bell, a caller wonders if they broke someone’s heart, and a Brit explains why she’s nervous to visit America.  We are waiting. I am a gecko.  SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello. In this episode of geck mail I read viewer mail and also take phone calls about the viewer mail. It is a beautiful combination. Except for the first guy who I hung up on because he didn’t follow the instructions. But it’s okay. He will be fine and so will I and so will you.  Email topics involve pet birds, being tricked by Facebook, hedonistic lifestyles, horrors of sorority life, and more. I am a gecko. May Christ save us all. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Call topics include having a camera put up your pee hole, smoking weed every day, bizarre things seen whilst delivering packages, and more. This place has a weird vibe. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I am reading viewer mail and ranting once more. Email topics include a talking hand, having your parents wipe your ass, having sex with old men, dense grocery runs, and more. You will be quizzed on all of this. I am a gecko. Hail Satan.SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me how spontaneously moving across country one night led to their wild life over the last decade, and a final caller tries to embark on an adventure of their own.  Can I borrow a pencil? I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A professional blacksmith who engages in armored combat, a monster truck driver, and welder all talk about their respective lines of work.  This crane game is mocking me. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I am reading viewer mail and ranting. Again. Emails include themes of pranks, morality, polyamory relationships, building amusement park rides, killing a pigeon, self-worth, societal pressures, cake frosting snack hacks, and a bunch of other things that I hope you enjoy hearing about but I won’t be too upset if you do not. I am a gecko. Hail Satan. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller catches me up on his experience doing DMT several days in a row this week. Later a caller reconsiders monetizing their passions, I hate Starbucks, a caller hunts for a new gig, and a final caller ponders what to do next in their life.  No pulp. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I am once again reading viewer mail and ranting. Email topics include porn addictions, a guy who stole a lot of money from his fiancé, being scammed by a doctor, living alone, Pokemon cards, and other stuff that you’ll have to listen to find out about. I like doing geckmail. I hope you like it too. Hail Satan. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller explains why she may never love again, a caller discusses how the military changed his life, a final caller tries to ride his bike. How many fingers am I holding up? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller describes how his foray into Mexico’s breakdancing scene has changed his life, and the struggles he’s having as a new dad. Afterwards a caller freshly out of high school tries to build a better life for himself and another caller tries to make it out of Ohio. Can you come pick me up from the Home Depot? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An caller explains a situation involving a portal that has formed in their fence, a caller prepares to leave their life behind for a big move to Romania, and a final caller talks about what drove them to give up social media all together. I sometimes wonder what raccoons taste like. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller longs to return to her joyful career in the ice cream industry, a caller reflects on everything his obsessive nature has gotten him into, and a final caller debates whether or not he should join the military. Everything will maybe be fine. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I am joined by musician and filmmaker Flying Lotus to talk to people on the phone as geckos. We talk to callers about living with family, navigating the job market, being shunned, and paintball leagues. We also talk to each other about UFOs and ET other cool stuff. It was fun. You’ll have fun. I love chewing on bottle caps. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After ending a 6 year relationship, a caller desires to build their internal confidence and possibly become a space pirate. Then a caller phones in from backstage before her concert performance and a final caller ponders how procrastinating is preventing them from locking in on their voice acting career. I think ghosts should pay rent. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me how his natural tendency to isolate has put a strain on his long distance relationship. Afterwards a caller ejaculates blood, a caller shares a bed with their grandma, and a caller moves to a new city with her reluctant boyfriend. I need to dust my PS2. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller contemplates their life at 35 and questions what they can do to better spend their finite time on earth. Later a caller speaks about how hard times have strengthened their relationship and a final caller contracts an Victorian disease. I think someone is at the door. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller talks about what inspired him to walk across all of Japan, how he executed it, the people he met on his journey, and what he gained from it overall (besides getting shredded.) Then a final caller speaks about how his fracturing friend group has ignited some existential dread that he may fix by going to Alaska. Are you in line? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello. I am reading viewer mail and ranting again. On this episode people write about life changes in a relationship, parenting, being a pool boy, FOMO, being asked for money, shitting on the floor, and other stuff. I try very hard to say a lot of words and talk for an hour. I will do more of these. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tries to balance parenthood, existential dread, and working at Applebee’s. Afterwards we hear from a caller trying to make things work in the Netherlands and a final caller attempts to explore the dense social scene of Flint, Michigan. Release the sewer people. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A couple living in Portugal reflects on why they left the US to build a new life together.Afterwards a caller reflects on her cottagecore journey, a caller feels like they’re living on new game plus, and a final caller tries to deal with chronic pain.Didnwbeodixbwbwuwhd. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello. I am reading viewer mail again and calling it GECKMAIL. It will be a thing I do regularly from now on. I am trying to talk more on this podcast because I think one of the main reasons to have a podcast is to talk on it. Email topics include a person casting spells on their neighbor, peeing in the airplane sink, being in debt, burying a hedgehog, and other stuff. Hallelujah. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller talks about having an accidental child on the way with a man she met on Tinder a few months ago. Afterwards a caller unintentionally kills many snakes, a caller struggles with anger management, and Pokemon Go disrupts a final caller’s workplace.It is time to drink a Dr Pepper. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello, in this episode I don’t take any phone calls and I just rant and read emails from viewers the whole time. Let me know if you like this format but also I’ll probably keep doing it whether you like it or not because I had fun. I have nothing else to put in this description. I am a gecko. Diarrhea. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller describes living with OCD while teaching kids how to skateboard.Afterwards a caller feels empty after achieving their life’s dream and a final caller attempts to find a new vocation.Break your mirror. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller plans to navigate a new era of his life, a caller reflects on being interviewed on national TV, and a final caller questions their life while applying to grad school.My tail is stuck in the door. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells how his long distance marriage is being challenged by a large amount of debt related to buying a lot of expensive drone equipment.Afterwards a final caller reflects on the woes of dating in their late 20s.Does anyone have a can opener? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller talks about being adopted from Colombia at age 3, dueling a Benadryl fueled sleep paralysis demon, working at Yosemite National park with a bunch of characters, and his next plans for life.Afterwards a return caller goes to a nudist colony in the Canary Islands and a final caller has a trans cat. I feel underdressed. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller attempts to find happiness after some life altering injuries and a final caller and I shoot the shit about the universe. I am going to watch the fish. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man calls from the hospital shortly after being bitten by a venomous snake.Afterwards a caller explains why they lit their work computer on fire, and a final caller tells me stories from their time as an urban explorer.I never catch the shrimp in my mouth at the hibachi grill. I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I ramble about the paradox of anxiety, and a caller tries to change their co-worker's poor hygiene.I have got to get a new hat. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller talks about their quest to document Bigfoot and how it’s made them feel more alive than ever. Then a caller bakes cakes to prevent their spiral into chaos and a locksmith reveals their crooked business operations.There is a Band-Aid in the pool. I am gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A UPS employee talks about workplace protest, rivalry amongst delivery drivers, and trying to have a good relationship with his daughter.Then a final caller and I talk about if you can always be happy or if you just have to suck sometimes.You have to try this chicken. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller from Austria talks about life working at a homeless shelter along with his personal dreams and stuff like that.Later a caller makes new friends by running pinball tournaments and a final caller attempts to tell me what New England is.I need to do laundry. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller is not sure how to react after their father tries to rekindle a relationship with him via a family group chat.Later a debates if she should do OnlyFans, a caller flees their life in Texas, and a final caller may or may not have encountered a Bigfoot sex cult.Please speak up I cannot hear you. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller questions if life will get easier after abandoning their religious childhood.Later a caller gets poop in their mouth, a Colombian caller reflects on the “American Dream”, and a final caller debates kicking their roommate out to escalate their love life.Time to cook a meal in my Easy-Bake Oven. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I get into it with an impressive slinky artist about into what it means to “have it all figured out.”Afterwards a caller debates moving to Spain or buying some sheep, another caller tries to make sense of his roommate’s questionable historical memorabilia, and a final caller regrets getting into shape.I’ll see you at the county fair. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller plans their move out of their parents house after deciding they want more out of life.Later a final caller tells the story of trying to fit in after coming from Puerto Rico to mainland USA.Toilet paper is not food. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller talks about his bumpy history with substance abuse, the hallucinations it ignited, and how he got clean. Afterwards a caller attempts a life transformation and another caller makes some big decisions out of Louisiana. Bless you. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller discusses their “homeless by choice” lifestyle of couch hopping around stranger’s homes.Afterwards a daughter tries to make sense of why her dad keeps faking his death on Facebook and I have a casual chat with a man named Bob. This is a weird chair. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Canadian calls in to talk about their job assisting with medically induced euthanasia, and why they find it beautiful.Then a caller seeks vengeance via martial arts, and a final caller debates whether or not to reveal his polyamorous lifestyle to his religious family.Someone please do the dishes. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller obsesses over the idea of his teacher becoming like his mom, and a final caller and I talk about Panda Express for 15 minutes. I promise it’s a really good episode. Do not draw dicks on my Etch-A-Sketch. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me how his lifelong desire to have someone to love has led him to a series of impulsive choices.Later a caller tries to stay positive after getting fired and a final caller receives questionable advice from a doctor after ripping his penis.I forgot why I’m here. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.