The Worst with Greta Titelman

Greta resurrects THE WORST to answer your questions and bring some fresh energy into the new year :) ....she also drags Trader Joes....don't come for her.---FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The fabulous comedian Alyssa Limperis chats with Greta about fast food, growing up Catholic, high school boyfriends, losing a parent and so much more. Also not to be missed our guest chirper Matt Rogers sits down to tell us embarrassing middle school memories. Alyssa and Greta answer two listener questions about comparing oneself to Instagram models and how to date after your dad dies!! You gotta listen! We love Alyssa!—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The marvelous Sam Pancake comes on to chat with Greta in the very first episode of the New Year! They chat cell phones, growing up as a WASP, partying too much, getting sober, bad jobs and so much more. Sam is a true well of knowledge and stories and is such a treat! LISTEN!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In one of Greta's favorite episodes, comedian Robby Hoffman talks roommate woes, nice kitchen appliances, breaking kosher with egg McMuffins, wearing tights under shorts and so so much more. Greta and Robby also answer advice questions about breakups, makeups and other juicy stuff.EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In one of Greta's favorite episodes, comedian, writer and STAR Patti Harrison sits down with Greta to discuss prolapsed assholes, extremely irrational fears, The Prune Brothers, horrific television shows that shaped us, Victoria’s Secret lotion and kissing chapped lips. They also answer a listener question about “kumkwat bois”. You will laugh. You will love. You will gag and cringe. EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Max Wittert is back again to answer a TON of advice questions with Greta. Listeners with dating issues, sex issues, friend issues, you name it they answer! Max answers a fresh batch of worst 5 questions and also gives the 411 on the spas of Los Angeles. LISTEN!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The wonderful Jake Nordwind joins Greta for a chat about lip rings, middle school, fedoras, DUIs, sobriety, and how weed is ultimately bad. Jake is very vulnerable and open and we love that and him!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The incomparable John Early sits down with Greta to talk The Matrix, the seduction that is the movie Chocolat, being emotional in high school, Urban Outfitters as a lifestyle, smoking cigarettes and so much more. They also answer THREE advice questions all from gorgeous, emotionally aware listeners. John then gives a controversial answer to the worst Diva!!! LISTEN!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The glorious and magical comedian Sandy Honig sits for a nice chart with Greta about autoimmune diseases, questionable fashion choices in high school, gymnastics, pulling your titties out, sexualization, longing to be gothic and so much more. Sandy betrays Greta when she answer what the worst condiment is in her Worst 5 and says a first time diva who hasn't been called out before! Ya gotta listen!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The absolutely wonderful Sudi Green sits down with Greta to chat about losing virginity, high school romance, drinking, older sisters, yeast infections, smelly vaginas and so much more. You MUST listen!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fabulous comedianMary Beth Barone joins Greta to chat catholic school trials and tribulations, dealing with eating disorders, casual sex, and of course, Mary Beth's speciality, Fuck Bois. They answer some advice and Mary Beth gets brutal about how mint chip is the worst ice cream!! Listen and love us!!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The absolute treat Pia Baroncini joins Greta for a chat about growing up, losing parents, finding love on the internet, eating chips until their mouths bleed, being part of a High School clique, moving on from trauma and so much more. They answer advice and have a glorious worst 5! A must listen!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The one of a kind Benito Skinner joins Greta to chat all things high school, giong to college, getting wasted off of flavored Vodka, being obsessed with Lizzie McGuire and so so much more. We answer the question of a listener going through a quarter life crisis and Benito gives another look at the Kardashian family during worst 5. He is a true peach!! You must listen!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The absolutely fabulous Kate Berlant sits down with Greta to chat young love, best friends, shop lifting, pooping your pants and so so much more. They answer advice for someone who has hooked up with their friend's boyfriend before they were dating and get into a VERY philosophical conversation over who is the WORST Kardashian! Kate is a dream - you must listen!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, writer and the absolutely fabulous Dewayne Perkins sits with Greta to chat about finding confidence, being rejected, being an incredible student, DMT, realizing you're a *god* and so much more. They also answer two advice questions on how to find confidence in yourself and whether or not a BFA is worth the potential DEBT! Dewayne also calls out a DIVA who has never been called out before! Ya gotta listen!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The one and only Carmen Christopher takes Greta on a wild ride through being a 5ft tall freshman in High School to slaying at a DJ at University of Iowa. We talk Ja Rule, Bubba Sparxxx, making out for the first time and slobering everywhere and so much more. We also answer advice for a listener who needs her BF to move out of his parents place and a newly single 25 year old looking to explore sex freely!!! Carmen also hates animated movies in his Worst 5 and calls out Burger King for being trash!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The fabulous Jordan Firstman joins Greta for a juicy talk. Moving to LA, a drug dealing, gun owning roommate, doing drugs, freeing your conscious, globe trotting, and of course high school and so so much more. Jordan and Greta also answer two emails from listeners and Jordan and Greta basically agree on Jordan's ENTIRE worst 5!! YA GOTTA LISTEN!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Greta does her first live podcast with dream guest Sarah Squirm. Lifeguarding, feat boys, Christmas catalogues, the hottest man alive Johnny Knoxville and so so much more. They answer three listener questions LIVE and talk about the WORST chips and dip!!!A BLAST!!!!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The legendary Paul W. Downs joins Greta to discuss bad fashion mistakes growing up, getting attacked by a spit bandit, wood class and so much more. They also answer advice for two listeners - one, who after a long marriage is seeking sex advice and another whose friends exfriend found themselves in a Eiffel Tower conundrum. Paul goes off on his worst boy band and has a SHOCKING worst Diva. A Must listen! What a treat.EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The wonderful Nick Turner joins Greta to talk being a raver, high school friends, theater kisses, wearing his dad's pants, getting fired a billion times, working at TGI Fridays in Time Square and so so much more. They also answer a listener question on how to make friends in a new city and Nick gives a world class answer. The Worst 5 comes a hot debate about skinny jeans vs. baggy jeans and it is just a treat!! Listen!—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Greta is joined by the wonderful Roz to take a wild ride down his road to becoming a performer and his ability to connect with ghosts/spirits. Roz tells a spooky story of staying at a haunted hotel, how he had a clown business with his father and how he started in drag. We then answer some advice questions and get into our Worst five!!! Love Roz!!! Love this ep!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and writer Ayo Edebiri joins Greta to talk all about growing up Pentecostal, speaking in tongues, how her parents met on a train, masturbating and so much more. They also answer advice from a listener in a text relationship with a shy guy and a girlfriend who can't stand her boyfriends hair!! Ayo tells Greta the worst decade to live in and has a very hot new worst DIVA for your ears. A wild ride and obviously a must listen.EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The wonderful Whitmer Thomas (gorgeous comedian, actor, singer etc...) sits down with Greta to chat moving to LA as a map reading, bright eyed 18 year old from Alabama, being in a screamo emo band, sexual predators, trials and tribulations of sparkling water, skaters who break your heart and so so much more. Whit and Greta also answer two advice questions about cheating on your BF in your dreams and asking to get paid back for taking care of a pet that isn't yours!! Whit also takes down Camilla Cabello and Ariana Grande hit singles and finally calls out THE WORST Jellybelly!!! A must listen!!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Spike Einbinder (comedian, dog whisperer, and icon) joins Greta to dish on getting the worst tattoo experience, getting it covered, dog sitting spoiled dogs, training Spike's wonder dog Fabio how to pee in the bath tub and so much more. Things get controversial when Spike calls out the "worst" dog and a new worst song that has been forgotten gets resurrected! A must listen!! Spike is everything.EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The wonderful and insanely hilarious Joe Castle Baker sits down with Greta to talk about growing up, getting bullied, first kisses, hating your friends and life!!! We are also joined by guest chirper Mo Fry Pasic. This episode is a fun and wild ride and I think will make everyone feel feelings. We love Joe!!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The spirit sister of all sisters, the queen of love, the absolute dream Mo Fry Pasic joins Greta to chat about basically everything. Acne, sports, love, confidence, friendship truly a emotional roller coaster between two best friends!! A gorgeous listen Love Love LoveEMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Beautiful friend and creator Jilly Hendrix (Lady Lovin' Podcast) reunites with Greta to do their favorite thing ANSWER ADIVCE EMAILS! Jilly updates Greta on her life and dating, getting sun poisoning, terrible dates and saying yes to dudes sliding into DMs. They answers 4 emails dealing with getting ghosted in a long term relationship, how to not feel like a bad person when ending a relationship and dealing with sexual inexperience in your 20s! Jilly's WORST 5 takes a musical trip down memory lane and takes a hard stance on proper vacations!! Jilly is a dream angel!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lover of life and fabulous friend Max Wittert (comedian + illustrator) sits down with Greta for a wham bam episode. They talk the dawn of internet dating, being scared of aging, what they would be like as cam girls, going on a questionable dates with men who have no furniture and who collect mannequin parts, and so much more. Max also educates Greta on the TRUTH behind J. Lo and what she was sent to do to seek revenge on Mariah Carey?? Short and sweet this week but Max with def be back for more!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The most gorgeous and talented soul Mitra Jouhari (writer, comedian, actress, love of life) joins Greta to talk sexual awakenings, bad soups, censorship, pooping in your pants, hating school and rules and being told what to do. Matt Rogers sits in to chirp again throughout the episode. A fun, casual chat amongst friends. We love. We chat. We listen!!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's not often that we come across a star fallen from the heavens above in our lives, and that is why we are so lucky to have Peter Smith on our planet. In this week's episode, Greta is joined by Peter (actor, comedian, general life guru) and they dive into identity, sexuality, movies that made us, smoking cigarettes in the 4th grade, working with a shaman, living in Montana, Brad Pitt and so so much more. Peter's energy is entrancing, calming and dynamic and they inspire me! Obviously, this ep (like all of them) is a must listen!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, songstress and star Catherine Cohen joins Greta and VIP guest chirper Matt Rogers to talk about boys, dating, relationships, and just so many emotions!!! A must listen for anyone dealing with life, love and just being a human with feelings!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Justin Anderson, hair color master and gorgeous friend, joins Greta to really talk about LIFE. Justin gets very real and personal with Greta and shares his experience growing up mormon, being religious, having a child in high school, sexuality, pop star influences, relationships with parents and so much more! This episode really takes you on a ride - what starts as a more general life chat about takes a turn to something very interesting and intimate. Greta and Justin then answer two listener emails - one about hooking up with your landlord's son and another about a guy who is claiming there is a porn of his ex! Justin then defends low rise jeans and takes down a pop star in his worst 5. Basically, Justin is a star with a heart of gold. Listen!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, friend, inspirational woman Megan Gailey joins Greta to take a deep dive in sorority life, college cocaine busts, not knowing who you lost your virginity to, near death experiences, "corn people", and so so so much more. This is one of the most incredibly episodes to date and Megan's vulnerability and humor are extremely refreshing!! A MUST LISTEN!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The wonderfully hilarious Chloe Fineman joins Greta to chat all about growing up, being bullied, getting revenge, starting a long distance relationship in high school, toxic relationships, hard breakups and the joys of having bohemian parents. A lovely conversation for Chloe and Greta and their first time meeting, getting to know each other through hardships!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The one and only truest treasure Nicole Byer chats with Greta about acne, getting barfed on by boys, hating your boobs, shop lifting, getting arrested, working in retail, getting cat called, being slutty and so so much more. They also answer advice to a 26 year old listener who is engaged but sexually desiring more. Nicole also dishes on the worst scents and has a VERY spot on worst diva!!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, friend, adonis Joel Kim Booster chats with Greta about the worst things to happen in orgies, the difference between orgies and gang bangs, dealing with body dysmorphia, vulnerability in relationships, meeting up in Wisconsin for an online hook up and so much more! We also answer an advice question about what to do when you find out someone has been recording your sexy time and Joel really gives it to us for his worst diva!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and general icon Liza Treyger sits down with Greta to literally talk about everything - DMT, Lollapalooza, getting arrested, drawn dicks, getting scammed, Survivor, Casual Sex, Pop Stars, movie remakes, being alone and finding love... a long conversation that covers truly everything. A mellow must listen!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Absolute icon Cole Escola joins Greta and guest chirper Matt Rogers to truly talk about everything. They talk family, relationships, sex, divas, being a bully, fashion, dead parents, crudite and so so much more. This is an episode for the ages. You must listen!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The wonderful Eliot Glazer sits down with Greta to chit chat all about growing up in Long Island, being afraid of the dark, how the internet is ruining our life, getting kidnapped, being a confident child and so much more. This episode is one for the books. So honest and fun and will make you fall in love with Eliot!!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The absolutely wonderful comedian and friend Kara Klenk joins Greta to talk pregnancy, high school house parties, playing sports, having siblings, only children and so much more. Kara is a gorgeous positive funny light who Greta loves talking to!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dave Mizzoni (gorgeous comedian) joins Greta to chat girlfriends, rolling blunts, Italian restaurants, getting fired, wigs, boyfriends, love, friendship and growing up! Truly everything! We answer some advice questions and Dave keeps it real with his worst! Must listen!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, writer and beautiful soul Will Miles joins Greta for a inspirational episode. They talk positivity, reading the bible as a child, not speaking until the 4th grade, being funny and shy, how good vibes always win, high school rap battles, and Will's secret beatboxing talent. They also answer a 24 year old listeners questions about deal with suddenly being broken up with by a fellow 24 year old. He is so wise, so chilll, so fun. We all need a little bit of Will in our lives.EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The one and only Sydnee Washington (comedian and host of The Unofficial Expert) bares her club life past, barfing on her boss, doing molly in the Hamptons and going on bad dates. Sydnee also talks about her disdain for Louboutins aka red bottoms and they answer advice for a girl who thinks the break up is her fault (which it isn't!!!). Sydnee is joy and life and so fun and funny.EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and friend Rosebud Baker shares a time when she was obsessed with her perfectly nice boyfriend who she couldnt stop cheating on, running in the Boston winter, and answer two advice questions. Listen for some real raw talk. Rosebud doesnt play!!!EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Gorgeous comedian and friend Pat Regan dishes on high school athletes, jerking off, sexy cars, and so much more. This episode is fun and sincere and will tug at your heart.EMAIL YOUR WORST STORIES TO THE POD:[email protected]—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian and beautiful person Andrew Collin joins Greta to talk failed threesomes, coming too soon, gang bangs, deli meats and advice to a listener who has feelings for their roommate!!! We love him. LISTEN!—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Robby Hoffman talks roommate woes, nice kitchen appliances, breaking kosher with egg McMuffins, wearing tights under shorts and so so much more. Greta and Robby also answer advice questions about breakups, makeups and other juicy stuff.—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, spirit sister and absolute king Matt Rogers (Las Culturistas) chats with Greta about learning to drive, hit and runs, running a 4 minute mile, The Black Eyed peas and fruit flavored sodas. They also answer listener questions about dealing with a commitment-phobe and living with your ex. Educational, emotional and enjoyable. A must listen. xoLISTEN TO MATT'S PODCAST:https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/las-culturistas-with-matt-rogers-and-bowen-yang/id1092361338—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Greta sits down for an intimate conversation with guest Roberto Reyes!—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian, writer and STAR Patti Harrison sits down with Greta to discuss prolapsed assholes, extremely irrational fears, The Prune Brothers, horrific television shows that shaped us, Victorias Secret lotion and kissing chapped lips. They also answer a listener question about kumkwat bois. You will laugh. You will love. You will gag and cringe.—FOLLOW GRETA ONLINE:www.instagram.com/gertiebirdwww.twitter.com/gertie_birdTHE WORST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-worst/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.