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LIFE LESSONS: "Join The National Trust... For Uncle Neil."

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It's always nice to get Neil on the phone and that's exactly what's happening this week. As it turns out, he's uniquely qualified to answer this weeks email! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Feb 15, 202419 min

S5 Ep 6National Service, Running A Pub & Motorway Services

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This week, a member of the armed forces asks about Mr Whitehall's military life (or lack thereof), a landlord tells the story of how he made his dream a reality and a DL tells of his passion for motorway service stations.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Feb 12, 202441 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Let people know they're in your thoughts."

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It's another hand written letter this week. It's lovely to keep in touch, by whatever means, because it reminds people that you're thinking of them, even if you're not able to see them in person. Even Mr Whitehall would agree!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Feb 8, 202417 min

S5 Ep 5Winston, Alternative Medicine & A Lovely Update

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This week, a DL has a BIG question about Winston... What will become of him!? Plus, complimentary and alternative medicine and an encouraging update from a DL who featured a while back.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Feb 5, 202441 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Draw the battle lines early."

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It's true to say that the DL's are a fabulous bunch, across a huge variety of age categories. Apparently, the Witterings of the Whitehalls appeal to everyone... As long as they can tolerate Mr Whitehall's language. Today's life lesson is all about how to handle your role as a grandparent!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Feb 1, 202417 min

S5 Ep 4The Ick, Toddler Tantrums & A Tricky Wedding Situation

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Stop what you're doing folks... Michael Whitehall is about to learn what "the ick" is. Plus, never mind the 'terrible twos,' it's the 'thunderous threes' that are troubling one particular DL.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Jan 29, 202439 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Make sure you've got a boxset downloaded."

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This week, an anonymous emailer needs advice on how to get through a holiday with their boyfriend's family in very close quarters. The Whitehalls are on hand, as ever, to assist.Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Jan 25, 202422 min

S5 Ep 3Tellings Off, Bad Influences & Ghostly Images

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Have you ever seen Elvis in a piece of toast? Perhaps you glimpsed John Lennon in a patch of damp? This week, an emailer brings news of Margaret Thatcher on an ironing board cover and it's up to The Whitehalls to give their verdict. Plus, drug education and getting told off!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Jan 22, 202439 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Get the first few rounds..."

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It's an A-lister heavy anecdote type of week this week... Get ready for some big name drops...Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Jan 18, 202416 min

S5 Ep 2Pantomimes, Adrenaline Junkies & Turning Into Your Parents

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It's back to brilliant, business as usual for The Wittering Whitehalls this week. Three brilliant emails, answered in their inimitable style!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Jan 15, 202436 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Get with the tech!"

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Do you think Mr Whitehall is particularly at ease when it comes to using modern technology? This week, Mrs Whitehall explains why it's important for him to clean up his act!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Jan 11, 202419 min

S5 Ep 1Turin, Berlin, Los Angeles & Beyond...

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Back again and this time, much sooner than usual! The Whitehalls are wasting no time in getting back into business following the Christmas break and they've an awful lot to unpack (literally...)You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Jan 8, 202442 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Be prepared!"

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It's the final instalment for series 4, but the good news is that you don't have too long to wait! Once Christmas & New Year are out the way, The Wittering Whitehalls will be right back with you! Keep an eye out for their return on the 8th of January! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Dec 14, 202319 min

S4 Ep 15Hidden Snacks, The Future & 'Would You Rather?' (with special guest James O'Brien!)

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You've probably picked up on the fact that James O'Brien is a favourite at Whitehall Towers, so it's very exciting to have him on as a guest! Recorded at the Global studios in Leicester Square, James is on hand to talk custard tarts, pleasing turns of phrase and to answer the question... "Would you rather be a spider for 24 hours or a cow for a week?"You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Dec 11, 202343 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Watch out for a trip... Or a fall..."

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Whilst Mr & Mrs Whitehall have spent the last couple of weeks on their travels, they've learned a few lessons, as we all do. This week, we learn why it's important to take in your new surroundings and listen carefully to what you're being told!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Dec 7, 202318 min

S4 Ep 14Gloomy Weather, Accents & Star Wars

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It's the first time that you're joining Mr & Mrs Whitehall somewhere other than Whitehall Towers! Find out why they're in California and what's new. Business as usual is not affected though and it's time for another crop of your brilliant emails! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Dec 4, 202338 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Avoid committees at all costs."

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This week, it's committees in the line of fire. Lots of people sitting around a table, speaking in a very odd, formal way, all in the name of getting nowhere in particular... Plus, another rant from Mr Whitehall about phrases he hates!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Nov 30, 202317 min

S4 Ep 13Meeting Your Heroes, Leaving The Children & Sitting In A Van...

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Imagine a podcast recording that starts just after some slightly testy, marital bickering... It's THIS podcast! Mrs Whitehall has been driven thoroughly up the wall by Mr Whitehall this week, so let's just see what happens!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Nov 27, 202342 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Try and make time for a date night."

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The Whitehalls get into all sorts of unexpected areas in this weeks bonus episode. Get ready for picnics, a cosy night in and even some 'role play'! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Nov 23, 202316 min

S4 Ep 12Announcements, Photography & The Singing Telegram

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Mrs Whitehall is nursing a nasty wasp sting this week, but it doesn't get in the way of proceedings at all! There's plenty to get into, including supermarket announcements, a quick reading from Mr Whitehall's book and some advice for a budding photographer. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Nov 20, 202339 min

LIFE LESSONS: "A trio of soups."

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We all love a good recipe tutorial from The Whitehalls! It's time to take your soup game to the next level and find out why Mr Whitehall is always moving things around...Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Nov 16, 202314 min

S4 Ep 11Handkerchieves, Breakfast & Dress-Making Scissors

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It's a giggly one this week, DL's. The sort of episode that starts in one direction and ends up completely derailed, upside down and on fire on a different planet entirely!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Nov 13, 202339 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't shut your mind off to making new friends."

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We're all guilty of saying things like "I have enough friends" or "I don't like meeting new people", but this week, Mrs Whitehall is encouraging you to change your ways! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Nov 9, 202316 min

S4 Ep 10Fridge Magnets, Big Birthdays & Getting Caught Chatting

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An Australian DL is in touch this week, pertaining to a very special fridge magnet collection. Plus, the best way to mark a milestone birthday, chatting in the supermarket and a potential Earldom for Mr Whitehall!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Nov 6, 202338 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Lending something? You need to lay out terms and conditions."

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A wonderful email from Jim in Yorkshire throws the Whitehalls into the world of lending and loaning this week, whether it's ever a good idea and how to avoid an awkward situation if you do it!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Nov 2, 202323 min

S4 Ep 9Managing Time, Childhood Genius & A Feline Listener

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It's not just human DL's across the world who enjoy The Wittering Whitehalls! No, sir... The feline community are quite partial too. Plus, Mrs Whitehall's tendencies as 'an enabler' and the question of childhood geniuses.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Oct 30, 202339 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Never mind post-it notes... Leave them an instructional video!"

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There's a beautiful email from an anonymous DL from the Cotswolds this week and as you know, it doesn't take much to get Mr & Mrs Whitehall wittering! Find out who bashed the car, why it's not worth repainting it, and where on Earth the name Joan crops up from!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Oct 26, 202318 min

S4 Ep 8Technical Mishaps, Underpants, & Continuity Errors

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This week... A Gameboy, a pond, a holiday (somewhere) in Devon and a backpack... Enjoy!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Oct 23, 202338 min

LIFE LESSONS: "If you're dropping a pin... Make sure it's in the right location."

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Who wants to have a guess whether or not Michael knows what 'dropping a pin' is? Cast your votes now and listen to find out!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Oct 19, 202319 min

S4 Ep 7American Food, Name Dropping & Captain B

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It's time, once again, to gather at Whitehall Towers and see what's in store. This week, some faves from across the Atlantic, a great big name dropping story (we love those!) and a lovely email from an airline captain. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Oct 16, 202341 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Just tell them, to f*** off."

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There's a big rant incoming, but it's not from the side of the sofa that you'd usually expect... Mrs Whitehall is wound right up this week and all in the name of a DL who stood up for herself in Southampton.Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Oct 12, 202313 min

S4 Ep 6A Saucy Audition, A Whopper & "Extending All Courtesies"

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Where to start? This week, an "anonymous old theatrical type" is in touch about a problematic job offer, Neil recounts his burger experience and Mr Whitehall reveals a shocking story from days gone by!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Oct 9, 202341 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Pop it in a houseplant..."

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If you want the Wittering Whitehalls to go weird, they will happily go weird... This week, an email from a listener who was left something quite unusual in her Grandmother's will.Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Oct 5, 202317 min

S4 Ep 5The Wedding Debrief, A Heavenly Voice & A Cashless Flight

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It's been promised for a couple of weeks now, so here's the comprehensive look back at Barney's wedding in Portugal! It all went swimmingly, aside from the kerfuffle on the journey home...You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Oct 2, 202339 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Try a dishwasher tab down the loo..."

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Mrs Whitehall comes over all domestic today. Everything is covered, from stains, to dust, limescale, polish and more! Mr Whitehall, on the other hand, is a little quieter after a DL calls him a grump! Where on Earth could they have got that idea?!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Sep 28, 202315 min

S4 Ep 4A Free Bike, A Messy Neighbour & A Nightmare At Passport Control

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You find Mr Whitehall in a particularly spiky mood this week and it ought to be said that Mrs Whitehall is only making it worse! Find out why a free bike is not necessarily a good thing and what Mr Whitehall carries in his travel briefcase. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/PCL

Sep 25, 202338 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Hay fever sufferer? Try this..."

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We can all agree, by now, that from time to time, Mrs Whitehall (and occasionally Mr Whitehall) can offer you a piece of life advice that will prove a game changer... Maybe this week is one of those times.Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Sep 21, 202318 min

S4 Ep 3FoMO, Small Talk & The Family Business

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Another week, another crop of emails and another shocking admission from Mr Whitehall. Plus, the peaks and troughs of working with the family and the art of small talk.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Sep 18, 202339 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Always double check the invitation..."

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How long do you reckon it takes to get from London to Birmingham? Whatever you do, don't trust Mr Whitehall's answer!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Sep 14, 202315 min

S4 Ep 2Two Typewriters, A Great Grandfather & Some Hearing Aids...

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This week, through chance alone, the emails are focussed on the more mature listener, but that isn't to say that there aren't some very daft moments along the way!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Sep 11, 202340 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Always take your phone into an unfamiliar loo..."

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Now that The Wittering Whitehalls are back, it's time for the return of the Thursday Life Lessons! This week, Mr Whitehall tells a harrowing tale, which took place in Jack's trendy downstairs loo. Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p

Sep 7, 202321 min

S4 Ep 1Keeping Cool, A Chiropody Tour & A Bottle For A Special Occasion

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In these troubled times, it's a comfort to know that it's never too long before The Whitehalls are back for another series! Take your seat with Michael & Hilary at Whitehall Towers and strap in...You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Sep 4, 202339 min

BONUS: End of Term Lego & A Gentlemanly Quiz (with special guest Nigel Havers!)

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What an important life lesson this week... Do you have something in mind that you've always fancied trying? Give it a go! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Jul 13, 202325 min

S3 Ep 15Chickens, Boats & Cast Mates (with special guest Nigel Havers!)

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Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Jul 10, 202344 min

Coming This Monday...

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In this little teaser, find out who Michael & Hilary's special guest is for the final episode of the series! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Jul 7, 20232 min

LIFE LESSONS: "You're never too old!"

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What an important life lesson this week... Do you have something in mind that you've always fancied trying? Give it a go! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Jul 6, 202323 min

S3 Ep 14Teachers, Homework & National Treasures!

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Sometimes the emails just collate themselves into a pleasing order and this week is one of those weeks. A brace of education-related missives are followed by a question to make Mr Whitehall blush!Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Jul 3, 202339 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Never give out people's contact details, without asking first!"

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Confidentiality is very important and this week, Mr Whitehall has a story that demonstrates that very well!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Jun 29, 202322 min

S3 Ep 13Sour Scrambled Eggs, A Tattoo Ultimatum & A Jazzy Groom

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You DL's certainly know how to wind up Mr Whitehall! The touchy issue of tattoos has come back again... Could this be the email that changes his mind?Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Jun 26, 202338 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Always check the date..."

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Picture this... You're going to a party, the hosts fling open the door and you present them with a lovely bottle of something and.... That's the last you ever see of that bottle. Will they be serving it at the party? Will they heck! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Jun 22, 202316 min