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The Wittering Whitehalls

The Wittering Whitehalls

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Actors in commercials... Michael & Hilary reveal the truth!

Aug 24, 202640 min

LIFE LESSONS: "This maths trick will BLOW YOUR MIND."

Aug 20, 202618 min

Nigel the puppy is still VERY naughty...

Aug 17, 202638 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Your parents might be right... But that doesn't mean you should listen to them."

Aug 13, 202625 min

My Dad's table manners are VILE...

Aug 10, 202638 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Buying presents for kids? They HAVE to be the same!"

Aug 6, 202618 min

The Whitehall cure for PASSIVE AGGRESSION!

Aug 3, 202643 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't overthink it."

Jul 30, 202620 min

I'm struggling to find love... Please help!

Jul 27, 202647 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Lay out the ground rules FIRST."

Jul 23, 202616 min

Do THIS to guarantee good weather!

Jul 20, 202645 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Put your f***ing phone down!"

Jul 16, 202626 min

My Husband Wants To Watch The Final... On Our 30th Wedding Anniversary!

Jul 13, 202646 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Mother-in-laws? Be gentle..."

Jul 9, 202622 min

My Dad is OBSESSED with tracking updates...

Jul 6, 202642 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Just be nice to people in retail!"

Jul 2, 202619 min

Stop it, Donald Trump...

Jun 29, 202643 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Electric car owners need your help!"

Jun 25, 202625 min

A DL Party on hottest day of the year...

Jun 22, 202648 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Doom scrolling? Here's what you need..."

Jun 18, 202621 min

My landlord is moving in next door... HELP!

Jun 15, 202645 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Hairspray has MANY uses."

Jun 11, 202619 min

Some sad news...

Jun 8, 202642 min

The Inaugural DL Do!

May 15, 20261 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Paint it black!" (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!)

May 14, 202624 min

Amsterdam Studies, Red Wine & Lying (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!)

May 11, 202647 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Get a professional."

May 7, 202623 min

Jack's Wedding, The Jumbo Jet & Still Teaching At 90

May 4, 202640 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Get it done."

Apr 30, 202627 min

Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!

Apr 27, 202646 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Let them find their own way."

Apr 23, 202619 min

Andrew Castle, All Inclusive Value & Owning Up

Apr 20, 202642 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Believe in yourself!"

Apr 16, 202621 min

The Boat Race, Social Intricacies & The Ultimate Pub Quiz Team

Apr 13, 202644 min

LIFE LESSONS: "You can't leave a clock unwound."

Apr 9, 202623 min

Vicar Embarrassment, Farm Shops & Parenting In Seattle

Apr 6, 202642 min

LIFE LESSONS: "The G.O.A.T snack."

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FIRST THINGS FIRST: Misophonia sufferers, beware... This episode contains crisp crunching. Secondly, you'll never guess where Mr Whitehalls sensible weight gaining journey has taken him now!!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Apr 2, 202623 min

S11 Ep 9Spirits, Marital Matching & Brazilian Jazz

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Mr Whitehall receives an invitation from a DL this week, but will he accept? Meanwhile, Mrs Whitehall considers whether or not she'd like contact from the other side. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Mar 30, 202643 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Always travel with a pen and a post-it note."

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This weeks bonus episode is frothing with very exciting ideas and it's not short on advice either... What are your unexpected must-haves?You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Mar 26, 202626 min

S11 Ep 8A DL Meetup, Opening Post & RUBIES!

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What is the traditional gift for a 40th wedding anniversary? If you didn't already know, this episode will tell you in no uncertain terms: It's RUBIES. Plus, a wonderful idea inspired by DL Sally in Melbourne and an eagle-eyed DL who wants answers.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Mar 23, 202638 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Say it with a smile."

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Because The Wittering Whitehalls has been trucking on for so long, there are lots of well-established traditions that we all love. This week, it's one of those "Mr Whitehall becomes exasperated reading a particularly long email" times. You've got to love those.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Mar 19, 202628 min

S11 Ep 7The Brits, Emus & Lumpy Downloads

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Mrs Whitehall made the MOST of the Brits the other week... Sadly, Mr Whitehall had other plans which involved staying at home and most definitely, not going to the Brits. Plus, what really happened at the emu farm and why might your podcasts gone a bit lumpy?You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Mar 16, 202642 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Need to be productive? Get in the bath."

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Do you have a bath? Could you gain access to a bath if not? Mrs Whitehall says that if you need a to have a good think, you can't beat a nice hot soak. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Mar 12, 202619 min

S11 Ep 6Goody Two Shoes, Stubbornness & Favourite Weird Smells

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It's a packed one this week, DL's. The mail bag at Whitehall Towers was brimming with thoughts, feelings and stories, from class clowning, to an older gentleman who will NOT be told.... So it's not just Mr Whitehall.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Mar 9, 202645 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Give them the WRONG time..."

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Do you deal with persistent latecomers? Mrs Whitehall has PLENTY of experience in this area with a certain someone who you might have heard of...You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Mar 5, 202619 min

S11 Ep 5Upgrades, Inheritance & Bearing A Grudge

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Another week and another surfeit of emails, with a surprise guest out of the blue! How might you get an upgrade on a flight, do you hold any grudges and which TV show would you live in, if you had to?You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Mar 2, 202643 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Keep a spare key... Somewhere..."

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This week, DL Joel has a right old tale to tell! What a situation he found himself in!!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Feb 26, 202618 min

S11 Ep 4PJ's In Public, Spring Break & Housework Dancing

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All DL's are going to have ideas about what makes a 'classic' WW's episode, but surely any time Mr Whitehall is bursting into song (more than once) has got to be a good bet? This week... A DL who wonders why people aren't getting dressed to go out, some top drawer sightseeing recommendations and a bit of a dance around the house.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Feb 23, 202645 min

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth."

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We've all heard Mrs Whitehall's tips on keeping this and that in the fridge to use again... A smidge of this and a dollop of that... Well, this week's DL has a Mother who does exactly that, but are the lengths she goes to worth it?You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Feb 19, 202628 min

S11 Ep 3Fasting, Fixing & Superstition

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Do you ever sit and watch or listen to The Wittering Whitehalls, thinking "I wonder what, exactly, Mr Whitehall is reading at the moment." Has that ever cropped up? Whether it has or not, Mr Whitehall has taken it upon himself to tell you this week... It's no fewer than FOUR books. Once that's out the way, it's time for a fasting diet, a bit of bodging together and the answer to the question "what should I do with my old, lucky pants?"You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Feb 16, 202646 min