
The Wittering Whitehalls
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Actors in commercials... Michael & Hilary reveal the truth!
LIFE LESSONS: "This maths trick will BLOW YOUR MIND."
Nigel the puppy is still VERY naughty...
LIFE LESSONS: "Your parents might be right... But that doesn't mean you should listen to them."
My Dad's table manners are VILE...
LIFE LESSONS: "Buying presents for kids? They HAVE to be the same!"
The Whitehall cure for PASSIVE AGGRESSION!
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't overthink it."
I'm struggling to find love... Please help!
LIFE LESSONS: "Lay out the ground rules FIRST."
Do THIS to guarantee good weather!
LIFE LESSONS: "Put your f***ing phone down!"
My Husband Wants To Watch The Final... On Our 30th Wedding Anniversary!
LIFE LESSONS: "Mother-in-laws? Be gentle..."
My Dad is OBSESSED with tracking updates...
LIFE LESSONS: "Just be nice to people in retail!"
Stop it, Donald Trump...
LIFE LESSONS: "Electric car owners need your help!"
A DL Party on hottest day of the year...
LIFE LESSONS: "Doom scrolling? Here's what you need..."
My landlord is moving in next door... HELP!
LIFE LESSONS: "Hairspray has MANY uses."
Some sad news...
The Inaugural DL Do!
LIFE LESSONS: "Paint it black!" (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!)
Amsterdam Studies, Red Wine & Lying (with special guest Dr Oscar Duke!)
LIFE LESSONS: "Get a professional."
Jack's Wedding, The Jumbo Jet & Still Teaching At 90
LIFE LESSONS: "Get it done."
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby!
LIFE LESSONS: "Let them find their own way."
Andrew Castle, All Inclusive Value & Owning Up
LIFE LESSONS: "Believe in yourself!"
The Boat Race, Social Intricacies & The Ultimate Pub Quiz Team
LIFE LESSONS: "You can't leave a clock unwound."
Vicar Embarrassment, Farm Shops & Parenting In Seattle

LIFE LESSONS: "The G.O.A.T snack."
bonusEFIRST THINGS FIRST: Misophonia sufferers, beware... This episode contains crisp crunching. Secondly, you'll never guess where Mr Whitehalls sensible weight gaining journey has taken him now!!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

S11 Ep 9Spirits, Marital Matching & Brazilian Jazz
EMr Whitehall receives an invitation from a DL this week, but will he accept? Meanwhile, Mrs Whitehall considers whether or not she'd like contact from the other side. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Always travel with a pen and a post-it note."
bonusEThis weeks bonus episode is frothing with very exciting ideas and it's not short on advice either... What are your unexpected must-haves?You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

S11 Ep 8A DL Meetup, Opening Post & RUBIES!
EWhat is the traditional gift for a 40th wedding anniversary? If you didn't already know, this episode will tell you in no uncertain terms: It's RUBIES. Plus, a wonderful idea inspired by DL Sally in Melbourne and an eagle-eyed DL who wants answers.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Say it with a smile."
bonusEBecause The Wittering Whitehalls has been trucking on for so long, there are lots of well-established traditions that we all love. This week, it's one of those "Mr Whitehall becomes exasperated reading a particularly long email" times. You've got to love those.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

S11 Ep 7The Brits, Emus & Lumpy Downloads
EMrs Whitehall made the MOST of the Brits the other week... Sadly, Mr Whitehall had other plans which involved staying at home and most definitely, not going to the Brits. Plus, what really happened at the emu farm and why might your podcasts gone a bit lumpy?You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Need to be productive? Get in the bath."
bonusEDo you have a bath? Could you gain access to a bath if not? Mrs Whitehall says that if you need a to have a good think, you can't beat a nice hot soak. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

S11 Ep 6Goody Two Shoes, Stubbornness & Favourite Weird Smells
EIt's a packed one this week, DL's. The mail bag at Whitehall Towers was brimming with thoughts, feelings and stories, from class clowning, to an older gentleman who will NOT be told.... So it's not just Mr Whitehall.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Give them the WRONG time..."
bonusEDo you deal with persistent latecomers? Mrs Whitehall has PLENTY of experience in this area with a certain someone who you might have heard of...You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

S11 Ep 5Upgrades, Inheritance & Bearing A Grudge
EAnother week and another surfeit of emails, with a surprise guest out of the blue! How might you get an upgrade on a flight, do you hold any grudges and which TV show would you live in, if you had to?You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Keep a spare key... Somewhere..."
bonusEThis week, DL Joel has a right old tale to tell! What a situation he found himself in!!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

S11 Ep 4PJ's In Public, Spring Break & Housework Dancing
EAll DL's are going to have ideas about what makes a 'classic' WW's episode, but surely any time Mr Whitehall is bursting into song (more than once) has got to be a good bet? This week... A DL who wonders why people aren't getting dressed to go out, some top drawer sightseeing recommendations and a bit of a dance around the house.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth."
bonusEWe've all heard Mrs Whitehall's tips on keeping this and that in the fridge to use again... A smidge of this and a dollop of that... Well, this week's DL has a Mother who does exactly that, but are the lengths she goes to worth it?You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

S11 Ep 3Fasting, Fixing & Superstition
EDo you ever sit and watch or listen to The Wittering Whitehalls, thinking "I wonder what, exactly, Mr Whitehall is reading at the moment." Has that ever cropped up? Whether it has or not, Mr Whitehall has taken it upon himself to tell you this week... It's no fewer than FOUR books. Once that's out the way, it's time for a fasting diet, a bit of bodging together and the answer to the question "what should I do with my old, lucky pants?"You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.