The Weird Tales Podcast

In which our hero goes to an after work party. Only the End of the World is Copyright Neil Gaiman, 2000, used with permission of Writer's House LLC, acting as Agent for the Author. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William Miekle: https://www.audible.com/pd/Into-the-Black-Audiobook/B08F92ZCQ5 If you're not dealing well with the condition of the country, and you find yourself in a bad place, mentally, don't hesitate to call the Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255.

For everyone who likes when my cat makes an appearance on the show... Enjoy.

Make sure you've got some eye protection on, there's a lot of loose ends flying together here.

In which our hero kisses and tells

In which our heroes play the part of the audience in The Price is Right

In which our heroes go on safari.

In which our heroes eavesdrop.

In which our heroes to arrange more comfortable accomodations

In which we jump back in time and see what our hero was doing while our other heroes were farting around.

In which our heroes do some sneaking and discover a weird tale of their very own.

In which our hero is an impatient ass. Again. My apologies about the atrocious Persian accent. I watched videos on how to do the accent, and did the best I could.

In which our heroes learn about police methods.

In which our heroes follow the money.

In which our hero hangs out with his buddy and engages in questionable science. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William Miekle: https://www.audible.com/pd/Into-the-Black-Audiobook/B08F92ZCQ5 If you're not dealing well with the condition of the country, and you find yourself in a bad place, mentally, don't hesitate to call the Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255.

In which our heroes berate an old woman.

In which our hero runs through the town, upstairs, downstairs in his night gown, looking through the windows, crying through the locks.

In which our heroes describe some strange goings on that will probably never be explained.

In which our antagonist re-enacts a favorite scene from Final Fantasy VI.

In which our heroine recounts her vacation from the Opera, and our hero is his usual stupid jealous self.

In which our heroes are just... two of the dumbest people ever, and I'm hating them more and more and more as I go through this book.

You know, a lot of these stories center around the hero being kind of an asshole about things, and if they weren't such assholes about things, bad things like this wouldn't happen. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William Miekle: https://www.audible.com/pd/Into-the-Black-Audiobook/B08F92ZCQ5 If you're not dealing well with the condition of the country, and you find yourself in a bad place, mentally, don't hesitate to call the Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255.

In which our hero just... keeps... being abusive and manipulative. Raoul ain't a good guy is what I'm driving at.

In which our hero is at his absolute most assholish.

In which our hero, and you're going to be seeing this summary a lot, does just INCREDIBLY STUPID stuff.

In which our heroes, not unlike our government, make choices, and have to live the rest of their lives with the consequences

In which our heroes make a "thorough" search of Box V.

In which our hero and heroine are just... two of the stupidest dummies alive.

In which Ocean's 11 is re-enacted. But with one person. And less style. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William Miekle: https://www.audible.com/pd/Into-the-Black-Audiobook/B08F92ZCQ5 If you're not dealing well with the condition of the country, and you find yourself in a bad place, mentally, don't hesitate to call the Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255.

In which our heroes conduct various interviews

In which our heroes meet their antagonist, and learn his conditions.

In which our hero, in the first of many MANY instances, acts a fool.

In which our heroes go spelunking

The October Project begins! In which our hero proves to us The Ghost is REAL for REALS YOU GUYS BELIEVE ME I KNOW.

In which our hero actually tells us the story of the strange occurences in and aroudn Llantrisant. Huge special thanks to Nerys Howell for their help with the Welsh. My apologies for the horrible butchering. Please give them a follow on Twitter: @Podnen and check out their show Seren, at https://serenpodcast.carrd.co/ or wherever fine podcasts are available. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William Miekle: https://www.audible.com/pd/Into-the-Black-Audiobook/B08F92ZCQ5 If you're not dealing well with the condition of the country, and you find yourself in a bad place, mentally, don't hesitate to call the Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255.

In which our hero reads the paper and hangs out in a field. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William Miekle: https://www.audible.com/pd/Into-the-Black-Audiobook/B08F92ZCQ5 If you're not dealing well with the condition of the country, and you find yourself in a bad place, mentally, don't hesitate to call the Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255.

In which our heroes find their missing friend. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William Miekle: https://www.audible.com/pd/Into-the-Black-Audiobook/B08F92ZCQ5 If you're not dealing well with the condition of the country, and you find yourself in a bad place, mentally, don't hesitate to call the Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255.

In which our hero fails to find his friend, then succeeds on finding his friends, then fails on finding his friend. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William Miekle: https://www.audible.com/pd/Into-the-Black-Audiobook/B08F92ZCQ5 If you're not dealing well with the condition of the country, and you find yourself in a bad place, mentally, don't hesitate to call the Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255.

In which our hero is awakened by a noise in the night. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William Miekle: https://www.audible.com/pd/Into-the-Black-Audiobook/B08F92ZCQ5 If you're not dealing well with the condition of the country, and you find yourself in a bad place, mentally, don't hesitate to call the Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255.

In which our heroes are going up the river, playing with their friends, they're all headed to the place where the music never ends. Support me on Patreon: Patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Check out Into the Black, by William Miekle: https://www.audible.com/pd/Into-the-Black-Audiobook/B08F92ZCQ5 If you're not dealing well with the condition of the country, and you find yourself in a bad place, mentally, don't hesitate to call the Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255.

In which our hero hears a story about a sailor who caught something- I swear- it was THIS BIG. Please check out Into the Black, by William Meikle, and read by me! https://www.audible.com/pd/Into-the-Black-Audiobook/B08F92ZCQ5 Also, feel free to kick into my Patreon, and help the show expand and reach a wider audience! https://www.patreon.com/TheWeirdTalesPodcast Thank you so much for listening, and for all the support. You guys are the best!

In which our hero reads a story about his uncle hearing a story about an Inspector who hears a story about a statue he found in the woods. The Audiobooks I've narrated: https://www.audible.com/search?keywords=mike+cuellar Into the Black, by William Meikle: https://www.audible.com/pd/Into-the-Black-Audiobook/B08F92ZCQ5 Email: [email protected] Twitter: @WeirdTalesPod

In which our hero gets an inheritance. Email: [email protected] Twitter: WeirdTalesPod

In which our hero learns what whales are and are not. Please follow John/Widgett on twitter: @Widgett and Check out his stuff on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/John-Robinson/e/B0031LVE96?ref_=dbs_p_ebk_r00_abau_000000 Check out my audiobooks: https://www.audible.com/search?searchNarrator=Mike+Cuellar&ref=a_search_c3_lNarrator_1_1_1&pf_rd_p=e81b7c27-6880-467a-b5a7-13cef5d729fe&pf_rd_r=K4CT8B9ERAFQ3DC83X91 Thank you so much for listening!

In which our hero disappoints some impressionable young ladies. Twitter: WeirdTalesPod Email: [email protected] The audiobooks I've read: Slothantula: https://www.audible.com/pd/Slothantula-Genetic-Engineering-Gone-Wrong-Audiobook/B08D5B792H Confessions of an English Opium Eater: https://www.audible.com/pd/Confessions-of-an-English-Opium-Eater-Audiobook/B08CZV2TZ6 The Magna Carta: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Magna-Carta-Audiobook/B086PZT4T6 Kongo-dot-com: https://www.audible.com/pd/Kongocom-Four-Related-Stories-Audiobook/B08BZV8DB1

In which light botany goes in for a little bit our hero. Twitter: @WeirdTalesPod Email: [email protected] Thank you so much for listening!

In which our hero has a dream come true Twitter: @WeirdTalesPod Email: [email protected] Thank you so much for listening! Please find all back episodes and previously posted content at Http://TheWeirdTalesPodcast.podbean.com

In which our hero goes to retrieve some lost sheep. Read by the amazing Melissa Medina, whom you should all be following at Http://twitter.com/MelissaMedinaVO I'd list some of the projects she's done, but there are FAR too many, because she's incredible.

In which our hero goes spelunking. Please give Evan a follow: @EvanTessuraea This Planet Needs a Name is an amazing show and you should all be listening to it: https://needsaname.buzzsprout.com/ or wherever fine podcasts are available.

In which our heroines pretend to be Sylvester the Cat. Find Caroline at @SaucyMincks on twitter. Please check out Jessica's other works at https://www.amazon.com/s?k=jessica+amanda+salmonson&crid=3VR1JD673TOFG&sprefix=jessica+amanda+%2Caps%2C166&ref=nb_sb_ss_i_1_15 Thank you so much for listening!

In which our hero makes a new friend and meets her family LINKS “This Planet Needs a Name” Link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/695134 “This Planet Needs a Name” Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/needsaname “Dayroom" Episode 1: https://vimeo.com/376592317 “Dayroom” GoFundMe: https://gf.me/u/x8uty4 Dominic Mendez Website: domendez.squarespace.com Relevant Twitter Handles Dominic Mendez: @domendezz TPNAN: @needsanamepod Evan Tess Murray: @evantessuraea Trace Callahan: @Whispering_hour Thalia Sablon: @B3ttybullshit