The Two Pints Podcast!
Join Will Mellor & Ralf Little for a couple of pints and a chat!
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Show overview
The Two Pints Podcast! has been publishing since 2020, and across the 6 years since has built a catalogue of 208 episodes, alongside 32 trailers or bonus episodes. That works out to roughly 100 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a fortnightly cadence, with the show now in its 7th season.
Episodes typically run ten to twenty minutes — most land between 12 min and 46 min — with run-times ranging widely across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 4 days ago, with 27 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2025, with 80 episodes published. Published by Formidable.
From the publisher
For almost the whole decade of “the noughties”, Will Mellor and Ralf Little defined the voice of a generation in the hit BBC show Two Pints of Lager & a Packet of Crisps”A decade later the boys reunited and launched The Two Pints podcast in May 2020, which is now into its fifth series. Enjoying the kind of banter that only true friends can have, Will and Ralf chat sh*t to each other, to fellow celebs and to guests with fascinating stories to tell...all over two pints, (or sometimes a cup of tea). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest Episodes
View all 208 episodesFreebies, Farts and Fifty
Flat Arse and Tiny Lips: A Swift Half
Prenups, Parking and Poo.
On screen, dangling around: A Swift Half.
Back Home in the Pub.
S7 Ep 10A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 3
EPart 3 of our very special bonus Pod featuring Will's wife Michelle. In this episode the big questions…'What’s the best gift they’ve given each other?’, ’Who’s the best driver?’, ‘Who snores the loudest?’ and ‘What’s the secret to a happy marriage?'We’re now going on a short break as Ralf is off on Tour around the country with ’The Spy Who Came in from The Cold’ - details below - but we’ll be back soon!https://spyonstage.com/W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S7 Ep 10A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 2
EPart 2 of our very special bonus Pod featuring Will's wife Michelle. On this episode they discuss their best qualities, who wears the trousers, who is the vainest and Celebrity crushes.Part 3 coming on Friday.Enjoy!Got a question or want to get in contact - [email protected] live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S7 Ep 10A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 1
EA very, very special Bonus Podcast this week which you won’t want to miss. Ralf has a massive surprise for Will….hopefully he won’t be too freaked out about it! Apologies for Ralf’s shonky microphone - it’s a long story - but it will all make sense when you listen or watch. Parts 2 and 3 coming later in the week.Enjoy!Got a question or want to get in contact - [email protected] live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S7 Ep 9Sex Songs - A Swift Half
EA little 'Swift Half’ on a Friday for you and time for more of your questions. This week we cover Fat Gaz, Welsh Pronunciations, Strange Deliveries, Our Younger Lives and…..what’s the best song to have sex to?Got a question or want to get in contact - [email protected] live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S7 Ep 9Sporting Bloopers - 'What Will William Tell?'
EA bit of a different ‘What Will William Tell?’ this week as Will delves into the hilarious world of sporting double entendres. Got a question or want to get in contact - [email protected] live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S7 Ep 9Does Size Matter?
EFor the first time in 7 Series Ralf has actually done some Podcast Prep, so strap yourself in as he takes us on a whirlwind tour of subjects including who is the most vain, what do women really think, what keeps you awake at night and how much are we allegedly worth?Got a question or want to get in contact - [email protected] live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S7 Ep 8Fantasy Casting : A Swift Half.
ESome great listener questions this week, thanks for sending them all in and apologies if we didn’t get round to yours, including Fantasy Podcast Hosts, Upcoming TV projects and Who would play us in Films?Got a question or want to get in contact - [email protected] live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S7 Ep 8Monks and Mouthwash - 'What Will William Tell?'
EOn this week’s ‘What Will William Tell?’ our Will has been down a bit of a ‘history wormhole’ to discover tales about Enlightenment, Devil Cats and the strange things the Romans did with urine. Got a question or want to get in contact - [email protected] live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S7 Ep 8Foot Fetishes and Boring Sports
EThis week we agree to take on a very unusual, feet based, money making challenge! Plus what is the most boring sport in the world, weird trends and Only Fans. Got a question or want to get in contact - [email protected] live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S7 Ep 7A Free Pass: A Swift Half
EWho would we be allowed to have a ‘free pass’ with for a night? Plus which Supermodel did Ralf meet and who is better at Sport? Got a question or want to get in contact - [email protected] live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S7 Ep 7A Hotel on the Moon: What Will William Tell?
EFancy a Trip to the Moon or a Holiday on Mars? On this week’s ‘What Will William Tell?’ Will has been investigating ’Space Tourism’ and it’s fair to say Ralf is a tad sceptical. Got a question or want to get in contact - [email protected] live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S7 Ep 7Vabbing and Scrabbing.
EThis week we find out about the strange world of ’natural perfumes’ - let’s just call it that to be safe! Plus a visit to the world’s most expensive restaurant, Wet Dreams and the genius of …er….Arseholes! Also can we remember what we were doing back in 2016?Got a question or want to get in contact - [email protected] live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S7 Ep 6Advice for your Younger Self: A Swift Half
EIt’s time for a ’Swift Half’ which means it must be Friday!! More listener questions including what advice would you give to your younger self and do you have a secret talent?Got a question or want to get in contact - [email protected] live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S7 Ep 6The Worst Year to be Alive - What Will William Tell?
EWhat was the Worst Year to be Alive? Will has been digging around the history books and he thinks he’s come up with the answer. Got a question or want to get in contact - [email protected] live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S7 Ep 6Sliding Doors
EA bit of a deep one this week as we chat about ’Sliding Doors Moments’ - you know, those times when you realise that life can go in two different directions and you ask yourself ‘What if….?’ Plus dodgy impressions, Talent Shows, made up stories and Will looks back at his musical career.Got a question or want to get in contact - [email protected] live on a Monday - 🎙️ & 📹WWWT live on a Wednesday - 🎙️ & 📹Swift Half 🍺 live on a Friday - 🎙️ & 📹W&R x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.