
The Totally Football Show with James Richardson
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The soft middle and the flabby bottom
Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Adam Hurrey join Iain Macintosh wave goodbye to Stoke, salute Arsenal’s send off for Arsene Wenger and wonder what on earth Steven Gerrard has got himself into by taking on the Rangers gigRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: West Brom hanging on (02m 00s)• PART 1b: Swansea v Southampton six pointer (06m 20s)• PART 1c: A very quick word on Huddersfield (14m 30s)• PART 2a: Sayonara, Stoke - it’s been fun. Sort of (15m 50s )• PART 2b: Arise, Sir Roy of Croydon (21m 10s) • PART 2c: Football League round-up (23m 50s)• PART 3a: Chelsea 1 - 0 Liverpool; Women’s FA Cup final review (26m 00s)• PART 3b: Arsenal 5 - 0 Burnley and au revoir, Arsene (30m 40s)• PART 3c: The problem with 2nd placed Man U; Brighton’s excellent recruitment (33m 10s)• PART 3d: Puel on thin ice; business as usual at Watford (39m 20s)• PART 4: Steven Gerrard in at Rangers with Steven Mill from the Soccer FM podcast (43m 00s)• PART 5: Euro round-up: El Clásico; Atletico in the Europa League final; Serie A, etc (50m 40s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (55m 30s)• PART 7: Exeunt omnes and a trail for We Came To Win (57m 40s) PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)• get your sleep on with [**Leesa**](https://www.leesa.co.uk/products/leesa-mattress/?referrer=totallyfootball&utm_source=totallyfootball&utm_medium=podcast-ad&utm_campaign=totallyfootball)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fundamental shifts and problematic number twos
Caroline Barker is back alongside James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and - fresh off the plane from Rome - Sasha Goryunov to analyse the action in the Champions League , look ahead to the weekend in the Premier League and much, much more….RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Liverpool’s big night in Roma (01m 30s)• PART 1b: Real 2 - 2 Bayern with Rafa Honigstein (12m 30s)• PART 1c: Keylor Navas and Madrid’s defence (16m 20s)• PART 2a: Arsenal v Burnley - is Buvac on his way? (21m 20s )• PART 2b: Chelsea v Liverpool preview (26m 20s) • PART 2c: Kane’s fitness, Martial on the move and SMS to United? (31m 20s)• PART 3: Announcements, relegation battle and Big Sam’s (39m 10s)• PART 4: The European picture (49m 30s)• PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (54m 30s)• PART 6: Your questions and adios (57m 10s)CHARITY NEWSJoin us in supporting [**MacMillan's Say The Word campaign**](https://www.macmillan.org.uk/about-us/working-with-us/corporate-partners/construction-cancer-coalition.html) to get men talking about cancer (61m 10s)PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)• Get your trade/DIY on at [**Toolstation**](www.toolstation.com) this bank holiday weekendGET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good eggs, girth and brains
Caroline Barker is in the Totally Football Show hot-seat and she’s joined by Michael Cox, Matt Davies (Chelsea TV), Ian Irving (PL TV) and Emma Saunders (BBC and Watford TV) to talk about Wenger’s lovely vase, the Premier League relegation battle, and the news from around EuropeRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: United 2 - 1 Arsenal; can Arsenal win away in Madrid? (02m 30s)• PART 1b: Time to big up Burnley and Sean Dyche (09m 00s)• PART 2a: Palace 5 - 0 Leicester (15m 30s)• PART 2b: The West Brom turnaround; the Huddersfield slide; the Saints upward march? (21m 30s )• PART 2c: West Ham 1 - 4 City and the rest of the relegation picture (29m 10s) • PART 3: CL semi-final previews (33m 30s)• PART 4a: Championship news - Fulham flying; silver linings for Sunderland (38m 10s)• PART 4b: A short word on wrestling and how it relates to WC 2020 (42m 00s)• PART 5a: Napoli blow it in the Serie A title race (43m 40s)• PART 5b: Steven Gerrard to Rangers? (46m 00s)• PART 5c: Spain, France and Switzerland round-ups (47m 00s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (51m 00s)• PART 7: Your questions and adios (53m 20s)CHARITY NEWS:Join us in supporting [**MacMillan's Say The Word campaign**](https://www.macmillan.org.uk/about-us/working-with-us/corporate-partners/construction-cancer-coalition.html) to get men talking about cancer PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special• combine your knowledge of the footy with your knowledge of the FTSE at [**Football Index**](www.footballindex.co.uk). Enter the offer code TOTALLY to trade up to £1000 risk free. T&Cs apply• get your shave on with our [friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dangerous margins and culinary napalm
Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Matt Scott and Julien Laurens to reflect on Liverpool’s stunning victory over Roma in the Champions League and look ahead to the weekend in the Premier League, including Arsene Wenger’s last meeting with Manchester UnitedRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Liverpool 5 - 2 Roma (01m 50s)• PART 1b: Bayern 1 - 2 Real (12m 50s) • PART 2a: Man U v Arsenal preview and memories of Pizzagate and (16m 40s)• PART 2b: A new Löw for Arsenal? The top contenders to take over from Wenger (24m 50s )• PART 3a: The PL weekend (32m 10s) • PART 3b: Football League round-up (36m 00s)• PART 4a: European round-up (40m 40s)• PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (49m 10s)• PART 6: Adios and World’s Strongest Man preview CHARITY NEWS:Join us in supporting [**MacMillan's Say The Word campaign**](https://www.macmillan.org.uk/about-us/working-with-us/corporate-partners/construction-cancer-coalition.html) to get men talking about cancerPARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power**’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)• [**football + intellectualism = The Game of Our Lives** podcast](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GM](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)T• send us a [tweet: @**TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sleeping with one eye open and the Proudsville sausage
Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Daniel Storey (F365) and Ian Irving (PLTV) look back on the FA Cup semi-finals and all the news from around Europe and gaze ahead to two huge games in the Champions League - and at least one fairly large one in the Europa League tooRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Man U 2 - 1 Spurs - another semi-final flop for Tottenham (01m 00s)• PART 1b: Chelsea 2 - 0 Southampton - A mercy killing for Saints (07m 00s)• PART 2a: Napoli beat Juve and keep the Serie A title race alive (09m 20s)• PART 2b: Liverpool v Roma preview (16m 20s )• PART 3a: Bayern v Real preview (27m 10s) • PART 3b: Jadon Sancho and more news from the Bundesliga (33m 30s)• PART 4: More reaction to Wenger’s impending exit and Arsenal v Atletico Madrid preview (37m 20s)• PART 5a: Salah v KDB (45m 10s)• PART 5b: The PL relegation picture (47m 40s)• PART 5c: Sunderland sink to League One and other ups and downs (50m 00s)• PART 6: AOB and Iniesta bows out (54m 10s)• PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (58m 50s)• PART 8: Adios and MacMillan’s Men & Cancer campaignCHARITY NEWS:Join us in supporting [**MacMillan's Say The Word** campaign to get men talking about cancer](https://www.macmillan.org.uk/about-us/working-with-us/corporate-partners/construction-cancer-coalition.html)(61m 00s) PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)•[get your stickering on with **Panini**](http://collectibles.panini.co.uk/store/col_gbr_en/fifa-world-cuptm.html)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)• [**ShipStation** has arrived in the UK](www.shipstation.com)! Enter the offer code TOTALLY to try it for yourself• combine your knowledge of the footy with your knowledge of the FTSE at [**Football Index**](www.footballindex.co.uk). Enter the offer code TOTALLY to trade up to £1000 risk free. T&Cs applyGET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wenger (over and) Out
After 22 years and 17 trophies, Arsene Wenger is finally saying goodbye to Arsenal. In this special edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson, Michael Cox and Iain Macintosh hear from Ian Wright, Stewart Robson, Julien Laurens and Tayo Papoola about Wenger’s highs, lows and his legacyRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Wenger’s influence on the PL era (01m 30s)• PART 1b: The (rational) fan’s perspective with Tayo Papoola (05m 30s) • PART 2a: When did all go wrong? (09m 10s)• PART 2b: What does Wenger leave behind? Stewart Robson’s opinion (14m 05)• PART 3a: Lessons to learn from United's post-Ferguson planning (15m 40s) • PART 3b: Looking to the future with Julien Laurens (18m 00s)• PART 4: Ian Wright’s thoughts (23m 00s)• PART 5: The best and worst of the Wenger years (25m 30s)[Find out the latest odds on you'll replace Wenger at Paddy Power](https://news.paddypower.com/football/2018/04/20/top-five-replace-arsene-wenger/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pressed plants, Danny Dyer and striped snakeheads
David Preece, James Horncastle and Tom Williams join Jimbo for a sun kissed edition of the Totally Football show in which we bang the Andy Carroll drum, discuss an alternative PFA team of the year and get our fill of Indian football idiomsRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Midweek PL reviews and FA Cup previews (02m 30s)• PART 1b: Talking goalkeepers (09m 45s) • PART 2a: Accrington Stanley promoted and Golazzo trailer (13m 20s)• PART 2b: Andy Carroll is back! (16m 40s)• PART 2c: The Big Sam survey and the rest of the Premier League weekend (22m 40s) • PART 3a: The Non Big 6 PFA Team of the Year (25m 40s)• PART 3b: Les Herbiers and Ligue 1 news (33m 10s)• PART 4a: In praise of Darren Moore and the rest of the PL weekend (37m 50s)• PART 4b: Freiburg in the frying pan (40m 30s) • PART 5a: Indian football idioms (47m 20s)• PART 5b: Juventus v Napoli preview and a bumper Serie A round-up (51m 10s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Mover and Shakers with Lee Price (60m 40s)• PART 7: Adios (63m 20s) PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)• [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives** podcast](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The secret of success, John Betjeman and Girls Aloud
With the title finally all tied up, Jimbo, Football 365’s Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Duncan Alexander from Opta look back over the weekend in the Premier League and around Europe.RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: United blow it at home to West Brom and hand the title to City (02m 00s)• PART 1b: Spurs 1 - 3 City; niche City stats (06m 30s) • PART 2: Wolves back in the big time - with Sky Sports’ Adam Bate (18m 30s)• PART 3: World Cup memories (23m 20s)• PART 4a: Newcastle 2 - 1 Arsenal; Rafa the romantic (29m 00s) • PART 4b: Southampton 2 - 3 Chelsea; the rest of the relegation battlers (35m 10s)• PART 5a: Euro round-ups (44m 50s)• PART 5b: The most dangerous lead and a final stat attack (55m 50s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (58m 40s) • PART 7: Adios (60m 40s) PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/)• combine your knowledge of the footy with your knowledge of the FTSE at [**Football Index**](www.footballindex.co.uk). Enter the offer code TOTALLY to trade up to £1000 risk free. T&Cs apply• get your shave on with [our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)• [get stickering with **Panini**](https://paninistickeralbum.fifa.com/launch)! CHARITY NEWS:• we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more at the Calm Zone. GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook**, - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Karma, perfection and a commemorative gold pen
What a week! Jimbo, Pat Nevin, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens draw their conclusions from a crazy few days in the Champions LeagueRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1: Real 1 - Juve 3: what now for the Old Lady (01m 10s)• PART 2: Roma 3- 0 Barcelona: the dying embers of an empire? (12 00s) • PART 3a: City 1 - 2 Liverpool: is Pep his own worst enemy? (20m 40s)• PART 3b: Spurs v City preview; dubious goals (30m 30s)• PART 3c: Liverpool v Bournemouth preview (34m 00s)• PART 4: The PL weekend (36m 10s)• PART 5a: Ruben Neves; announcements; more bathtub tales (48m 40s)• PART 5b: Euro news from Greece, Portugal, Holland, Scotland and more (56m 20s)• PART 5c: PSG’s FFP fubar and Thomas Tuchel heads to Paris (61m 00s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (65m 40s) • PART 7: Adios (68m 30s) PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) •[football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives** podcast](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook**, - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 BST](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BONUS: 'Roma Nel Mito'
Roma's victory over Barcelona was so momentous that we're giving you the latest episode of Golazzo as a special commemorative cut-and-keep podcast. If you like what you hear from Jimbo and James Horncastle, join us every Wednesday for our Totally Italian Football Show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bubble baths, Bo Selecta and the brow
Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Michael Cox, David Preece and football finance expert Dr Tom Markham to deconstruct a weekend of derbies and week ahead of crucial Champions League and Europa League clashes. Specifically…RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: United’s comeback; the Pogba conundrum; City’s vulnerability (01m 00s)• PART 1b: Klopp’s Merseyside derby muzak; has Big Sam tarnished his brand? (10m 30s) • PART 2a: Champions League previews (13m 40s)• PART 2b: Focus on the Bundesliga and Leon Bailey (18m 00s)• PART 2c: Other Euro title races (21m 00s) • PART 3: Arsenal head to Moscow and a Europa League round-up (23m 30s)• PART 4a: Potential takeovers at Sunderland and Newcastle; David’s Big Bath (37m 00s)• PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (45m 30s)• PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (59m 00s) • PART 6: Adios and our games of the week (61m 30s)CHARITY NEWS:we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: [https://www.thecalmzone.net/](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special• combine your knowledge of the footy with your knowledge of the FTSE at [**Football Index**](https://www.footballindex.co.uk/). Enter the offer code TOTALLY to trade up to £1000 risk free. T&Cs apply• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook**, - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gentleman Ray and A Picture of Dorian Gray
Pat Nevin returns to the Totally Football Show alongside AC Jimbo, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to look back on an extraordinary week in the Champions League, with a stunning performance by Liverpool and even more stunning goal by Cristiano Ronaldo. Plus… RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1: Remembering Ray Wilkins (00m 40s)• PART 2: Liverpool 3 - 0 City - game over? (04m 40s) • PART 3a: City v United preview - what does Pep do? (14m 00s)• PART 3b: Liverpool v Everton preview - Klopp to rotate for Sam’s last rodeo (18m 20s)• PART 4a: We need to talk about Ronaldo (21m 50s) • PART 4b: Sevilla 1 - 2 Bayern, Barca 4 - 1 Roma - a sarcophagi (36m 10s)• PART 5a: Serie A round-up; announcements and correspondence (40m 00s) • PART 5b: The relegation battle and the Chelsea conundrum (47m 20s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (60m 30s) • PART 7: Adios and Wrestlemania plug (62m 40s) PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2)GET IN TOUCH:• find us [on **Facebook**, - home of the Totally Football Quiz](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pardew the discarded, Lamela the b*stard and Zlatan the great
AC Jimbo is joined by Daniel Storey (Football 365), Matt Davies (Chelsea TV) and Sasha Goryunov (the Russian Scouser) to reflect on the Easter weekend, including Tottenham’s historic win at Chelsea, West Ham’s return to form and Pardew’s last stand at West Brom. Plus, football’s biggest b*stard, previews of Liverpool v City and the rest of the Champions League quarter-finals, and Zlatan’s extraordinary MLS debut.RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Pardew gone! (01m 10s)• PART 1b: Chelsea 1 - 3 Spurs; football’s biggest b*stard (02m 10s)• PART 1c: Palace 1 - 2 Liverpool - a dirty three points at Selhurst Park (14m 30s)• PART 2a: Everton 1 - 3 City; the CL quarter-final at Anfield preview (17m 00s)• PART 2b: Bayern v Sevilla; Barce v Roma; Real v Juve, with added Alvaro Romeo (23m 30s) • PART 3: Arsenal v CSKA Moscow preview; how ready are Russia for the World Cup? (30m 00s)• PART 4: Zlatan gonna Zlatan, with George Quraishi from Howler Magazine (38m 00s)• PART 5: Football League news; more podcast news from Muddy Knees Media (44m 50s)• PART 6: West Ham whup Saints and the rest of the PL weekend (48m 00s)• PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (57m 00s)• PART 8: Adios and Parts Unknown trail (60m 00s) PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy** **Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special• get your shave on with [our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)• combine your knowledge of the footy with your knowledge of the FTSE at [**Football Index**](http://www.footballindex.co.uk). Enter the offer code TOTALLY to trade up to £1000 risk free. T&Cs applyGET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wrwgwai, foul thobes and nightclubbing in Stoke
The Premier League returns this weekend and Jimbo, Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Tom Williams preview potentially the biggest game of the season as Spurs look to win at Stamford Bridge for the first time since 1990\. Plus, a lessons learned from the international break, Hollywood fans, and more footballing idiomsRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Spain 6 - 1 Argentina (03m 00s)• PART 1b: Russia 1 - 3 France (07m 10s) • PART 1c: Dark horses - Uruguay, Belgium and Portugal (08m 30s)• PART 2: Conclusions from England’s international break (12m 20s)• PART 3a: Chelsea v Spurs preview - the biggest game of the season? (17m 50s) • PART 3b: Palace v Liverpool preview (23m 20s)• PART 3c: West Ham v Southampton preview (28m 40s) • PART 4a: Middle Eastern football phrases (32m 50s)• PART 4b: A huge weekend in Serie A, plus Germany and France round-ups (36m 00s)• PART 4c: Phishing and prison news (42m 20s) • PART 5: Oprah Winfrey, Russell Crowe, Kelsey Grammar and the rest of the PL weekend (45m 30s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (54m 20s) • PART 7: Adios and Parts Unknown trail (56m 50s) PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special• get your shave on with [our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first orde](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)r • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives** podcast](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook**, - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) (but not this Friday - it's Easter)• send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Spy with the Cold Nose, Zlatan’s Galaxy Quest, and memories of that 7-1
Jimbo is joined for this Totally Football Show by Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens and Opta’s Duncan Alexander to do some serious World Cup number crunching, discuss Zlatan’s arrival in LA and memories of Brazil’s 7-1 humiliation.RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Germany 1 - 1 Spain (02m 50s)• PART 1b: France 2 - 3 Colombia; anyone but Deschamps (06m 10s)• PART 1c: England’s steady progress continues (09m 50s)• PART 2: Where is Thomas Tuchel heading this summer and other questions (17m 20s)• PART 3a: George Qraishi on Zlatan’s arrival in LA; MLS catch-up (26m 20s)• PART 3b: World Cup number crunching (35m 00s)• PART 4: Memories of Brazil 1 - 7 Germany, 8 July 2014 (41m 40s)• PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (57m 50s)• PART 6: Adios (60m 00s) PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)• combine your knowledge of the footy with your knowledge of the FTSE at [**Football Index**](http://www.footballindex.co.uk/). Enter the offer code TOTALLY to trade up to £1000 risk free. T&Cs applyGET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook**, - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Costa Rica rule, the Ronaldinho doctrine and inherent Weiss
With international football taking centre stage, Jimbo, Michael Cox, Jack Lang and Matt Scott stick a thermometer up the respective bottoms of England, Argentina, Brazil et al to assess their strengths and weakness as preparations for the World Cup ramp up. Plus, Ronald Koeman’s Dutch rebuilding job, third-generation footballers and our first update from the Indian Super LeagueRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1: Inexperienced England - or the greatest Three Lions team of the last 30 years? (03m 00s)• PART 2a: Here come the Belgiums! (10m 50s)• PART 2b: The Costa Rica rule (12m 30s)• PART 3a: Cape Coast Mysterious Dwarves and meeting Ronaldinho (20m 40s)• PART 3b: Argentina and Brazil in Russia (26m 00s)• PART 4a: Golazzo preview; Gareth Bale in China (34m 50s)• PART 4b: Ronald Koeman and the reinvigoration of Holland (37m 40s)• PART 5a: TFS announcements; horseflesh; your questions (42m 10s)• PART 5b: Indian Super League update; former Barcelona players managing in the PL (50m 40s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (53m 30s)• PART 7: A little bit of politics and adios (56m 10s) PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives** podcast](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook**, - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thirty-somethings, transferrable skills and Tedesco
On today’s Totally Football Show Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to look back on weekend in the FA Cup, Premier League and around Europe. Plus, reaction to the Champions League and Europa League quarter-final draws, and another thirty-something manager in the Bundesliga… RUNNING ORDER:* PART 1a: Extra time at the King Power Stadium; Soton beat Wigan (1m 34s)* PART 1b: No Kane, No bother; Jose's football heritage (9m 18s)* PART 2a: Salah strikes four; best back heels from the week (21m 15s)* PART 2b: Relegation scruffles (27m 27s)* PART 3a: Champions League quarter final draw; re run of the final and an all English affair (32:08)* PART 3b: Europa League quarter final draw; Arsenal head to Moscow (41m 57s)* PART 4a: Your questions answered; young managers in the Bundesliga (48m 41s)* PART 4b: The panel head off on an international break (57m 14s)* PART 5: Paddy Power's Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (55m 37s)* PART 6: Goodbyes (62m 17s)• join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](https://www.paddypower.com/bet) - home of the Money Back Special• get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)• combine your knowledge of the footy with your knowledge of the FTSE at [Football Index](https://www.footballindex.co.uk/). Enter the offer code TOTALLY to trade up to £1000 risk free. T&Cs applyGET IN TOUCH:• find us on [Facebook, - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a [tweet](https://twitter.com/TheTotallyShow): [@TheTotallyShow](https://twitter.com/TheTotallyShow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Troglodytes, chutzpah and conscription
Hot on the heels of Man United’s ignominious Champions League exit, Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and the returning Michael Cox to discuss Mou’s tactical shortcomings and his astonishing post-match comments. Is he - like Wenger - a man out of time? Also on today’s Totally Football Show…RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Sevilla dump United out of the CL; Mou’s outmoded tactics (01m 40s)• PART 1b: The Big Question; Man U v Brighton FA Cup preview (15m 00s) • PART 2a: Chelsea get Messi-ed; the Courtouis dip (17m 40s)• PART 2b: Roma and Bayern also progress (23m 00s) • PART 3a: TFS announcements; Jimbo on classic kits (28m 50s)• PART 3b: Mark Hughes in at Southampton; Wigan v Saints FA Cup preview (34m 30s)• PART 3c: Leicester v Chelsea and Swans v Spurs FA Cup previews (38m 00s) • PART 4a: Son’s military service; Serie A update (43m 00s)• PART 4b: Big trouble in Lil’ Lille; Ligue 1 news (45m 50s)• PART 4c: Dulwich Hamlet update; Karen Brady’s 2011 flight of fancy (52m 10s) • PART 5: PL previews; and injuries through celebrations (55m 00s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (59m 00s) • PART 7: The Big Answer and adios (61m 50s)LIVE NEWS:• Final call for our live gig at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March** are available at [www.ticketmaster.ie](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module). Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. _There’ll be stories there that you won’t hear anywhere else_ PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast with David Goldblatt**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook**, - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Toxicity, complicity and pitchside relief
United strengthened their grip on second place by beating Liverpool, but the main headlines this weekend came from the London Stadium where West Ham imploded on the pitch and exploded off it. Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Daniel Storey and Matt Davies discuss those ugly scenes, Arsenal’s latest false dawn, Sergio Ramos’ bathroom break and more…RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Pogba Out, Rashford in = United 2 - 1 Liverpool (02m 10s)• PART 1b: Chelsea head to Barcelona (09m 20s) • PART 2a: Kane crocked - but Son rises to the occasion (13m 10s)• PART 2b: The West Ham section (16m 10s) • PART 2c: Ugly scenes in Lille and at PAOK v AEK (26m 20s) • PART 3: Wenger in! (29m 40s)• PART 3b: Europa League round-up; Bundesliga review (36m 00s)• PART 4: Stripes, stats, and Sergio Ramos; Mertersacker and miscellany (44m 20s) • PART 5: Goals of the weekend; the rest of the PL weekend (50m 50s)• PART 6: Dulwich Hamlet update; Championship news; Serie A review; the Old Firm (58m 30s)• PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (64m 10s) • PART 8: Adios (66m 40s)LIVE NEWS:• [The last few tickets for our gig at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March** are available at www.ticketmaster.ie](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module). Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set.CHARITY NEWS:• We’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more at the [**Calm Zone**](http://www.thecalmzone.net) PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)• combine your knowledge of the footy with your knowledge of the FTSE at **[Football Index](https://www.footballindex.co.uk/)**. Enter the offer code TOTALLY to trade up to £1000 risk free. T&Cs applyGET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT• send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Allegri plays his hand, PSG’s meek surrender, and Dulwich Hamlet stay strong
Juventus and Real Madrid handed out Champions League life lessons to Spurs and poor ol’ PSG this week. AC Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and David Preece are here to give their (hot) take(s) on those games and look ahead to United v Liverpool and the rest of action in the Premier League. Plus, all the latest on what’s going on with Dulwich HamletRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1: Juve take Spurs to CL school (00m 30s)• PART 2: PSG’s meek surrender; who takes over from Unai Emery?; (14m 15s) • PART 3a: Dulwich Hamlet update with Benji Lanyado (24m 20s)• PART 3b: Championship news; the Sanchez Watt incident (31m 00s) • PART 4a: United v Liverpool preview (35m 00s) • PART 4b: Chelsea v Palace preview; Arsenal v Watford preview (41m 30s)• PART 4c: more PL previews (47m 00s)• PART 5: SheBelieves Cup update (55m 40s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (58m 10s) • PART 7: Adios (60m 40s)LIVE NEWS:• The last few tickets for [**our gig at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module) are available at www.ticketmaster.ie Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set.CHARITY NEWS:• we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more at the [**calmzone**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES:• keep up to date with everything that's happening with[**Dulwich Hamlet** by following them on Twitter](https://twitter.com/DulwichHamletFC)• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook**, - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rubbernecking, chocolate legs and Jay Bothroyd
Half a game of football took place between City and Chelsea this weekend while the Seagulls heaped yet more misery onto Arsenal. Your Totally Football panel is Jimbo, Kelly Cates, Tom Williams and PLTV's Ian Irving and they analyse both of those games and and the rest of the stories from the Premier League and beyond including the debut of head of state's son in Ligue 1, the Lioness' progress at the SheBelieves Cup, and the tragic news about Davide AstoriRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1: Remembering Davide Astori (00m 30s)• PART 2: Half a football match at City v Chelsea; Hazard the non-false 9 (03m 40s)• PART 3: Spurs v Juventus preview with James Horncastle (12m 45s)• PART 4: Is going too well for Liverpool? (17m 30s)• PART 5: Carrie Dunn on Phil Neville’s impressive start with the Lionesses (25m 30s)• PART 6a: CL previews: who can beat City? (29m 35s)• PART 6b: PSG v Real; Timothy Weah, Al-Saadi Gaddafi and Jay Bothroyd (30m 50s)• PART 6c: We need to talk about Arsenal - and Brighton (36m 20s)• PART 7a: ‘Do You Speak Football?’ - nutmeg, cow dribble, little bridges (44m 00s)• PART 7b: Messi sows it up for Barcelona; Tromsø v Chelsea ’97 (50m 50s)• PART 7c: Championship round-up; Chinese debuts; stripes v Swans (50m 50s) • PART 7d: Stripes, Swans and is Big Sam going to relegate the Hammers? (53m 40s)• PART 8: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (57m 10s)• PART 9: The Big Answer and adios (59m 20s)LIVE NEWS:• The last batch of tickets for our gig at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March are available at [ticketmaster.ie](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module). Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ setPARISH NOTICES:• join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](https://www.paddypower.com/bet)• get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)• find a better place to sleep and discover a new way to discover a mattress with [Leesa](https://www.leesa.co.uk/products/leesa-mattress/?referrer=totallyfootball&utm_source=totallyfootball&utm_medium=podcast-ad&utm_campaign=totallyfootball)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [Facebook - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a [tweet: @TheTotallyShow](https://twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

VARce, Arsenal’s atrophication, and the battle of the bottom
Snow, VAR, and a bleak future for Arsenal are on the agenda today as Jimbo, Matt Scott, Football 365’s Daniel Storey and James Horncastle chew over Tottenham’s FA Cup win over Rochdale and look ahead to all the weekend’s action in the Premier League and beyondRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1: Spurs 6 - 1 Rochdale and the inevitable spread of VAR (02m 00s)• PART 2: Wenger Out…again; a bleak future for Arsenal (10m 35s) • PART 3a: Liverpool v Newcastle preview (24m 00s)• PART 3b: City v Chelsea preview; Conte back to Italy?; Morata’s misery (25m 40s) • PART 3c: Palace v United preview (31m 10s) • PART 4a: Announcements; Neymar needs surgery; Nasri’s drip-induced ban (33m 00s)• PART 4b: The PL's battle of the bottom (37m 30s)• PART 5: Serie A, La Liga and Europa League chats (49m 00s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (57m 40s) • PART 7: When the fun stops.. (60m 40s)LIVE NEWS:• The last batch of tickets for our gig at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March** are available at [ticketmaster.ie](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module). [](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module)Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set.PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone,** who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook**, - home of the **Totally Football Quiz** every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Arsenal’s new nadir, McTominay dominates, and the ballad of Royston Drenthe
City picked up their first trophy under Pep, United knocked Chelsea down to fifth, Liverpool were out of this world, and West Brom need Tony Pulis. It was, as they say, quite the weekend and your Totally Football Show gang - AC Jimbo, Opta’s Duncan Alexander, Ian Irving from PLTV and Chelsea TV commentator Matt Davies - are here to analyse it all and much, much moreRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1: Same old Arsenal as City win the League Cup (01m 40s)• PART 2: United get the better of Chelsea; why Morata needs John Terry (13m 10s) • PART 3a: More Top Four talk (24m 00s)• PART 3b: West Brom need a miracle (or Tony Pulis); Alan Pardew’s wonky logic (25m 50s) • PART 3c: Eddie Howe receives more middle disappointing news; Jack Butland’s blunder; Glenn Murray’s hot-streak; Royston Drenthe’s second act (28m 00s) • PART 4a: Pizza with Pat Nevin (37m 40s)• PART 4b: Liverpool’s dirty crosses and Firmino’s no-look finishes (39m 50s)• PART 4c: England’s starting XI (44m 10s) • PART 5a: Championship news (48m 20s) • PART 5b: European round-up, Chinese transfer news, and Diego Costa niceness (51m 40s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (61m 30s) • PART 8: Fantasy football news and adios (63m 30s)LIVE NEWS:• we’re live at **[Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module)**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module)LISTEN TO US ON ALEXA:• ask Alexa to 'enable the Totally Football Show skill' to hear us on your Amazon dot or echoPARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook**, - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shot-stoppers, fisticuffs and an apology to Depeche Mode (and Rod Fanni)
Pat Nevin is our special guest on today’s Totally Football Show, and he joins James Richardson, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to review all the Champions League and FA Cup business, look ahead to the weekend’s football, and wax lyrical about his favourite bands and more…RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Chelsea 1 - 1 Barcelona; Hazard as a (false) 9; is it enough for the second leg?; (01m 30s)• PART 1b: Sevilla 0 - 0 Man U - another Mou borefest, but that De Gea save!, Pogba problems (09m 10s)• PART 2a: Pat on New Order, Cocteau Twins, Depeche Mode and more (17m 30s)• PART 2b: Wigan stun City; the exceptional Paul Cook (25m 00s)• PART 2c: Arsenal v City League Cup final preview (30m 30s)• PART 3a: Announcements, and more Pat musical tales (34m 45s)• PART 3b: More CL chat; youth development (39m 10s)• PART 4a: The Big Questions; Man U v Chelsea - any chance of it getting tasty? (44m 50s)• PART 4b: Liverpool v West Ham preview; memories of a young David Moyes; more 80s bands you probably don’t remember (49m 10s)• PART 4c: West Brom’s race to the bottom and other PL previews (52m 30s)• PART 5a: Serie A news (54m 00s)• PART 5b: Ligue 1’s Super Sunday; St Etienne ’76; Neymar fallout (55m 10s)• PART 6a: Scottish news (61m 40s)• PART 6b: Pat’s thoughts on Big Sam’s Everton; Palace v Spurs (63m 40s)• PART 6c: Pat’s film and music picks (66m 00s)• PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers (68m 20s)• PART 8: The Big Answers and adios (71m 10s)PAT’S PICKS• [**Heleno**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHO53hsdRDQ)• **[The Miracle of Bern](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wQLKpgAmWQ)**• [**British Sea Power**](https://www.britishseapower.co.uk/Home?ProdTitle=HOME)LIVE NEWS:• Enjoyed what you heard today? Jimbo, Pat and co will be live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. It's the only place you can hear Pat's Morrissey story and hear him spin some discs, so get your tickets now!PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rifts, replays and robbery
Jimbo returns to the helm as he, Leroy Rosenior, Kelly Cates and Rafa Honigstein look back on the FA Cup weekend and ahead to Chelsea v Barcelona and Sevilla v Man U in the Champions League, and plenty more - including that splendid story about the West Brom FourRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: From Juve to Rochdale, Spurs get Extra Spursy; Swans need another replay (01m 30s)• PART 1b: West Brom - stealin’ taxis and crashin’ out the FA Cup; Pardews’ PL record (07m 40s) • PART 1c: Huddersfield 0 - 2 United; memories of 1983; Leicester and Chelsea to meet in the other QF? (10m 50s)• PART 2a: A storied history of Chelsea and Barcelona (15m 30s) • PART 2b: United head to Sevilla; Pogba v Mou (21m 00s)• PART 3a: NASL news; Football League update, with a lot of love for Fulham’s Ryan Sessegnon (31m 00s)• PART 3b: Bayern v Besiktas and Bundesliga state of play (38m 00s) • PART 4a: Shakhtar v Roma; Serie A update (48m 00s) • PART 4b: Where next for Zidane and Joachim Löwe? (52m 10s)• PART 4c: A belated VAR discussion (57m 30s)• PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (61 m 00s)• PART 6: Adios (63m 00s)LIVE NEWS:• we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module)PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT• send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hard hands, Pards goes deep and Old Trafford worms
It was a stunning week for the English sides in the Champions League, with goals and guts galore. Caroline Barker, David Preece, Julien Laurens and Jame Horncastle review all of those games - and an entirely expected stumble by PSG in Madrid - and lookahead to the return of the FA Cup. All of that, and….RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Spurs fight back at Juventus; a year too many for Buffon?; Dembélé runs the show - again (02m 00s)• PART 1b: Liverpool put 5 past Porto; Van Dijk’s calmness spreads (10m 00s)• PART 2a: City brush Basel aside; why are the English sides doing so well? (16m 00s)• PART 2b: PSG falter again as Real take control; Areola’s hard hands; a fair and balanced view on Unai Emery (19m 30s)• PART 3: FA Cup 5th round previews: Sheff W v Swansea; Brighton v Coventry; the Hard Hands scale; au revoir Julien (28m 50s)• PART 4a: More FA Cup: Leicester v Sheff U; Huddersfield v Man U; (38m 20s)• PART 4b: Golazzo teaser (43m 30s)• PART 4c: [David Preece’s FA Cup nightmare](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrZhgBwwZK0) (45m 40s)• PART 5a: Rochdale host Spurs (47m 30s)• PART 5b: Wigan on the rise, West Brom’s race for the bottom (50m 00s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (55m 00s)• PART 7: Adios (57m 10s)[](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrZhgBwwZK0)LIVE NEWS:• we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module)PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on **Facebook**, where we're having a quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Mousa Dembélé appreciation society and Jesé’s hot breath on Charlie Adam’s neck
If you’re looking for a 60 minute digest of what went down in the Premier League at the weekend, you’re in the right place. Caroline Barker sits in for the holidaying AC Jimbo and she’s joined by Football 365’s Daniel Storey, Ian Irving from PLTV and the one and only Sasha Goryunov to reflect on Spurs’ win over Arsenal, Man United’s loss at Newcastle and Southampton’s slide to oblivion. Plus, Champions League previews and yet more amazing club nicknames from around the globeRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1: Arsenal stay so Arsenal as Spurs win another derby; Dembélé, Sanchez and Davies boss it (01m 10s)• PART 2a: City 5 - 1 Leicester; Agüero’s swagger; KDB for the Ballon d’Or - the first red head to win it since… (11m 30s) • PART 2b: Liverpool swat Saints aside; Karius improving; Saints on the slide (21m 40s)• PART 2c: Hurrah for Newcastle; Jamaal Lascelles for England?; the Sanchez conundrum (26m 00s) • PART 3a: Russian nicknames; Juventus v Spurs CL preview (31m 30s)• PART 3b: Porto v Liverpool; ticket price nonsense (36m 50s)• PART 3c: Basel v City and the return of Ricky van Wolfswinkel (40m 30s) • PART 3d: The Big One - Real Madrid v PSG (41m 10s)• PART 4a: Championship round-up (46m 00s)• PART 4b: The bottom of the Premier League (48m 40s)• PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (59m 40s)• PART 6 : Adios (62m 00s)LIVE NEWS:• we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.222615771.1598756149.1518448946-1603489818.1517499837)!PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Conte on the rocks, cucumbers, and an ox on the brink of extinction
With Chelsea imploding once again, your Totally Football Team - AC Jimbo, ably assisted by David Preece, Jame Horncastle and Tom Williams - look at the problems at Stamford Bridge, preview all the big games in the Premier League and beyond, and talk more about club nicknames and international footballing idioms:RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Conte’s unravelling at Chelsea; Abdoulaye Doucouré v Tiémoué Bakayoko; the Hawthornes Triangle (02m 00s)• PART 1b: West Ham sign Patrice Evra (09m 50s)• PART 2a: Facebook Live quiz details (13m 00s)• PART 2b: Swansea’s flying under CC (13m 50s)• PART 2c: Spurs v Arsenal preview; GegenX; “football is about tricking your opponent”; how to defeat VAR (17m 45s)• PART 3a: Correspondence; all change at Leeds(27m 30s)• PART 3b: Ligue 1 news: Lemar, Dani Alves in goal (31m 00s)• PART 3c: Favourite own goals; La Liga news; Serie A round-up (33m 40s)• PART 4: Man City v Leicester and the Mahrez subtext; belated Brighton love; the Karius metamorphosis?; the rest of the PL weekend (38m 10s)• PART 5: More footballing nicknames from around the world (51m 50s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (55m 15s)• PART 7: More footballing idioms and adios (55m 00s)LIVE NEWS:• we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and **Pat Nevin** - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.123132811.1872718434.1517842994-1603489818.1517499837)PARISH NOTICES:• join[** Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Karma, mystery tours and the Lepers v the Scoundrels
Big decisions, big balls, big misses, big scorelines, big questions - there was a bit of everything in the Premier League and around Europe this weekend, and on your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes Michael Cox, Jack Lang and Julien Laurens to analyse it all. Specifically:RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Neymar’s birthday bash (01m 00s)• PART 1b: When Harry met Salah: analysis of amazing draw at Anfield (02m 40s)• PART 2a: A new dawn at Arsenal, a bleak horizon for Everton (12m 45s)• PART 2b: Ademola Lookman at Leipzig; Michy Batshuayi at Dortmund (21m 00s)• PART 2c: Burnley hold City (25m 00s)• PART 3a: Ligue 1 and La Liga round-ups (30m 00s)• PART 3b: The third-most competitive title race in Europe; The Big Question; Championship update (35m 20s)• PART 3c: National League news; Non-League Mystery Tours; more from Middelfart (38m 00s)• PART 4: The best nicknames in football (43m 00s)• PART 5: The rest of the PL weekend (46m 00s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (56m 00s)• PART 7: The Big Answer and Adios (59m 20s)LIVE NEWS:• we’re live at **Vicar Street** in Dublin on **Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and **Pat Nevin** - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.123132811.1872718434.1517842994-1603489818.1517499837)PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Swoops, swaps and resurgent Swans
The transfer window’s slammed shut, there were all sorts of shocks in the Premier League’s midweek games - and Liverpool host Spurs at the weekend. What else is on the minds of Jimbo, James Horncastle, Adam Hurrey, Michael Cox and our special guest Simon Wilson, a former big cheese at Man City and Sunderland? This: RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: Spurs tear Man U apart (02m 25s)• PART 2a: Transfer window winners(10m 20s) • PART 2b: Transfer window losers (20m 00s)• PART 2c: Adam’s transfer window jargon (22m 00s)• PART 3a: Resurgent Swans; Arsenal’s new line-up; Theo Walcott makes his mark at Everton (24m 10s)• PART 3b: Bournemouth stun Chelsea; Conte’s end game? (33m 00s)• PART 4: Announcements; Scandi-English puns; European round-up; African Nations nickname generator (40m 40s) • PART 5: Liverpool v Spurs preview; the official Liverpool calendar (46m 40s)• PART 6: City v Burnley and the rest of the PL weekend (51m 10s)• PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (61m 20s)• PART 8: Adios (64m 40s)LIVE NEWS:• we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. **Jimbo** will be joined by **James Horncastle**, **Julien Laurens** and **Pat Nevin** - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set! [Get your tickets now](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.93722970.655224466.1517499838-1603489818.1517499837).CHARITY NEWS:• we’re delighted to be working with **Mind** and their new new campaign to raise awareness about mental health and get kids readings. Visit [**www.strikerboy.com**](http://www.strikerboy.com) to find out more.PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with [our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

FA cup levellers, Jurgen and Dave’s wild night out, and Middelfart memories
After a cracking weekend in the FA Cup and a midweek round of Premier League games to come, your Totally Football team have plenty to chew over. Here’s what Jimbo, David Preece, Dr Tom Markham and Football 365’s Daniel Storey are discussing:RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: The Newcastle (non) takeover (01m 40s)• PART 1b: West Brom do Liverpool; Klopp and Wagner’s big night out; too much VAR? (04m 30s)• PART 2a: Newport head to Wembley; bravo, Coventry; Will Grigg fires Wigan in to the 5th round (15m 30s)• PART 2b: Leicester wallop the Posh; Carlos Kaiser (22m 00s)• PART 3a: That big Pat Nevin-based TFS announcement again; Spurs v Man U preview (28m 00s)• PART 3b: Memories of Middelfart; whatever happened to Martin Ødegaard?; Pietro Pellegri moves to Monaco; the rise of the super agent (32m 00s)• PART 4: Swansea v Arsenal and more PL previews (49m 10s)• PART 5: Tevez back at Boca; European round-up (60m 20s)• PART 6: FA Cup 4th round previews (47m 00s)• PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (65m 00s)• PART 8: Adios (67m 30s)CHARITY NEWS:• we’re delighted to be working with [**Mind**](https://www.mind.org.uk/) to promote their new campaign raising awareness about mental health and getting kids readings. Visit [www.strikerboy.com](http://www.strikerboy.com/?gclid=CjwKCAiAqbvTBRAPEiwANEkyCN5ov68oMPJS-kXXkcpGmjiwqmGwUd8O9RRYCON6fXanCCutO5ClNxoCrk4QAvD_BwE) to find out more.PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• check out our latest videos and keep up to date with quizzes and events on our **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) page**• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Carlos the magician, the Phil Neville farrago, and Pep v Warnock at last
On your all new, all singin’, all dancin’ Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens to talk about Phil Neville, all the midweek football, and lookahead to the FA Cup 4th roundRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1: Arsenal beat Chelsea and head to Wembley again; Dzeko unconvinced by Blues; Aubameyang in, Giroud out? (01m 10s)• PART 2: Signs of life for Swansea - but same ol’ Liverpool (09m 45s)• PART 3: Carrie Dunn on the Phil Neville fiasco (17m 00s)• PART 4: Pep v Warnock at last; who is Aymeric Laporte? (22m 00s)• PART 5a: A Big Announcement! (30m 30s)• PART 5b: Championship and Euro round-ups (36m 30s)• PART 5c: That Leeds crest (40m 00s)• PART 6: Nations League (42m 20s)• PART 7: FA Cup 4th round previews (47m 00s)• PART 8: FA Cup-sets with Paddy Power (58m 40s)• PART 9: Adios (61m 40s)LISTENING NEWS:• we’ve launched our new show, [Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/golazzo-the-totally-italian-football-show/id1324498249?mt=2). Find it everywhere you get your podcasts, and subscribe NOW!PARISH NOTICES:• join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)• we’re working with [**CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide.GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gratuitous backheels, Alexis’ arboreal artistry, and the remarkably unremarkable Ashley Barnes
On the latest episode of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson has Kelly Cates, Opta’s Duncan Alexander and Ian Irving from PL TV to dissect the weekend’s action, specifically…RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: The Big Question (01m 30s)• PART 1b: A cloud lifts over Arsenal (02m 20s)• PART 1c: Chelsea 4 - 0 Brighton; the Batshuayi paradox; Chelsea’s search for a Big Man Up Top (06m 00s)• PART 2: The Pep/Mou XI; Man C hammer Newcastle; Aguero’s perfect hat-trick (17m 30s)• PART 3: Watford’s managerial shake-up; cloning Big Sam (23m 10s)• PART 4a: Championship news; Sutton v Dagenham (36m 30s)• PART 4b: Euro round-up with Julien Laurens (38m 50s)• PART 4c: Memphis Depay; things you didn’t know about Alexis Sanchez (45m 45s• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (58m 40s)• PART 7: Adios, and the Big Answer (61m 30s)LISTENING NEWS:• we’ve launched our new show, [**Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show**](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/golazzo-the-totally-italian-football-show/id1324498249?mt=2). Find it everywhere you get your podcasts, and subscribe NOW! LIVE NEWS:• we’ll be at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV).PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:• send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Arsenal’s Diamond Eye, Sean Dyche’s protein fix, and requiem for Ronaldinho (and Phil Brown)
On this episode of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Matt Scott to discuss earthworms and Theo Walcott’s second act, and reminisce about RonaldinhoRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1: Sanchez to United, Walcott to Everton (01m 30s)• PART 2: Sean Dyche and the earthworms; Newcastle’s takeover hits the skids; Man City v Newcastle preview (again) (17m 50s)• PART 3: Beacons of hope for the bottom three (25m 00s)• PART 4a: Phil Brown out at Southend; Ryan Giggs in at Wales; Phil Neville to the Lionesses? (32m 10s)• PART 4b: Serie A; Neymar booed in 8-0 demolition of Dijon ; Ronaldinho retires(35m 50s)• PART 5: Chelsea VAR vexations; Andy Carroll angst; Brighton v Chelsea preview (47m 20s)• PART 5b: more PL previews; Pellegrini enters the last chance saloon; clinging to the Dele Alli narrative (51m 50s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot (57m 20s)• PART 7: Adios (61m 00s)LISTENING NEWS:• we launched our new show, [**Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show**](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/golazzo-the-totally-italian-football-show/id1324498249?mt=2) this week. Find it everywhere you get your podcasts, and subscribe NOW! LIVE NEWS: • we’ll be at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV).PARISH NOTICES:• join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com/) and download their Hotshot Jackpot app for free.• start trading at the [Football Index. Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/)• get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:• [send us a tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Introducing Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show
If there's not enough talk of Baggio, Maldini or Dario Hubner on The Totally Football Show, why not try our brand new podcast... Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show. On the first outing of our brand new podcast, AC Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle and Gabriele Marcotti to fill you in on why the Serie A title race is hotter than ever, and turn back the clock to May 1999 to relive a remarkable 5-4 win for Inter at Roma - a game featuring a who's who of 90s football icons (and Mikaël Silvestre)RUNNING ORDER• PART 1a: paper review (01m 00s)• PART 1b: Serie A returns from its winter break; Naughty Radja Nainggolan (03m 30s)• PART 2: Roma 4 - 5 Inter, May 1999 - and what happened next (09m 00s)• PART 3: More nostalgia; arrivederci (22m 30s)PARISH NOTICES• get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally), who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally).GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff.• send us a [tweet](https://twitter.com/TheTotallyShow): [@theTotallyShow](https://twitter.com/TheTotallyShow)• for sales and advertising email [[email protected]](mailto: [email protected]) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Klopp clips City’s wings, an apology to David Moyes, and the greatest Asian player of all time
On the latest edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Julien Laurens, Sasha Goryunov, PL TV’s Ian Irving, and Benji Lanyado from the Stop! Hammer Time podcast. Here’s what they’re chattin’ ‘bout…RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1a: French refereeing madness! (01m 20s)• PART 1b: Liverpool 4 - 3 City (04m 20s)• PART 2a: Arsenal in crisis (again) (17m 30s)• PART 2b: Paul Lambert in at Stoke (27m 00s)• PART 3: West Ham on fire and an apology for David Moyes (and Mark Noble); Dulwich Hamlet news (29m 00s)• PART 4: Crystal Palace love (38m 50s)• PART 5a: PSG (and FC Paris) news; Real Madrid on the rocks; the greatest Asian player ever (42m 30s)• PART 5b: Spurs 4 - 0 Everton; Big Sam’s feast of non-football (54m 30s)• PART 6: Conte’s lower lip; West Brom get their win; Watford’s dodgy draw and more on the VAR tantra (58m 40s)• PART 6b: a tribute to Cyrille Regis (64m 50s)• PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shaker (67m 00s)• PART 8: Adios (69m 20s)LIVE NEWS:• we’ll be at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV).PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• start trading at the [**Football Index**. Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/)• get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:• send us a [**tweet**: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Bull of War, the caretaker manager bounce and the darts at Frimley Green
On today’s super soaraway Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, Football 365’s Daniel Storey and - making his debut - the New York Times’ Rory Smith. Here’s what the gang are chewing overRUNNING ORDER:• PART 1: League Cup look back; Bristol City love; Liverpool v City preview (02m 40s)• PART 2: Transfer news; Cenk Tosun; Tottenham v Everton; Spain’s answer to Pulisball (11m 55s)• PART 3: Chelsea v Leicester; Iwobi’s ‘unacceptable’ partying; (25m 25s)• PART 4: AVB out of the Dakar Rally; Shrewbury/Shroosbury; the Rooney Rule; the darts at Frimley Green; sporting nicknames (32m 5 0s)• PART 5: reviewing VAR’s first week; touchline bans; more PL previews; poor Renato Sanches (43m 05s)• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot (57m 20s)• PART 7: Adios and the answer to Jimbo’s teaser (61m 00s)LIVE NEWS:• we’ll be at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here.](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV)PARISH NOTICES:• join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com/)• start trading at the [Football Index](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/). Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY• get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:• send us a [tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Arsenal fall in the Forest, Barcelona land Coutinho, and Team Conte v Team Mou
On the latest edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson welcomes David Preece, Adam Hurrey and Rafa Honigstein to look back on a weekend of FA Cup shocks, an almighty managerial spat and one mega transfer.RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1: Forest 4 - 2 Arsenal (01m 10s)• PART 2: Mark Hughes sent to Coventry; Conte v Mou; the rest of the FA Cup (07m 30s)• PART 3: Alvaro Romeo on Coutinho to Barcelona (21m 30s)• PART 4: what next for Liverpool: another No 10, or a top class ‘keeper? (26m 40s)• PART 5: Bundesliga news, including Podolski’s kebab joint (38m 40s)• PART 6: Benevento get another win; the irresistible Ross Barkley project (46m 20s)• PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (53m 00s)• PART 8: Adios (57m 00s)LIVE NEWS:• we’ll be at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018**, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV).PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power**’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com/)• start trading at the [Football Index](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/). Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY• get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:• send us a [tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The best game of the year, FA Cup weekend and Mark Hughes hangs on
On your first Totally Football Show of the new year, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Matt Davies to put the Premier League to one side and say a big hello to the FA Cup RUNNING ORDER:• PART 1: Arsenal 2 - 2 Chelsea; Morata’s misses; Cech pays the penalty (01m 30s)• PART 2: The Big Book o’ Commentary Cliches; Crystal Palace revival; the VAR tantra (13m 40s )• PART 3: World Strongest Man; Fleetwood v Leicester; the Strawbs v the Hammers; Mou’s misery; FA Cup previews (24m 40s)• PART 4: The precarious life of a Nottingham Forest manager; Liverpool v Everton and more FA Cup previews (35m 20s)• PART 5: Benevento’s historic win and the ballad of Kevin Lasagna (44m 45s)• PART 6: Stoke! (53m 10s)• PART 7: FA Cup-sets with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 30s) • PART 8: Adios (with added darts chat) (58m 05s) LIVE NEWS:• we’ll be at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018**, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV).PARISH NOTICES:• join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/)• start trading at the **[Football Index](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/)**. Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY• get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)GET IN TOUCH:• find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:• [send us a tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Calendar year records, the return of Tony Pulis and is VVD VFM?
On your your final **Totally Football Show** of the calendar year, **James Richardson** is joined by **Michael Cox**, **Rafa Honigstein** and **Julien Laurens** for a bit of reflection and, indeed, projection**_RUNNING ORDER:_**• PART 1: Virgil Van Dyke transfer; Pulis to Boro; Carvalhal to Swansea (01m 30s)• PART 2: Harry Kane, Coutinho and the PL Xmas winners (09m 30s )• PART 3: Swansea, Man U and the PL Xmas losers (23m 15s)• PART 4: European round-up; transfer rumours (31m 00s)• PART 5: PL previews (44m 00s)• PART 6: More 2017 footballing highs and lows; World’s Strong Man (57m 40s)• PART 7: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot (64m 50s)• PART 8: Adios (68m 15s)**_LIVE NEWS:_**• we’ll be at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV).**_PARISH NOTICES:_**• join **Paddy’s Rewards Club** and [find out more](http://www.paddypower.com/) about **Paddy’s Hotshot Jackpot**• start trading at the [**Football Index**](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/). Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY• get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you[£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)_**GET IN TOUCH:**_• find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff:•[send us a tweet: **@theTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bristol City hit the big time, Clasico chat, Tom Ince v Saido Berahino, and the Doucouré imperative
On your pre-Christmas edition of **The Totally Football Show**, **James Richardson** is joined by **Michael Cox**, **James Horncastle** and Opta’s **Duncan Alexander**. Here’s what’s made our list…**_RUNNING ORDER:_**• PART 1: Bristol City beat Man U; Arsenal v Liverpool preview (01m 40s)• PART 2: Everton v Chelsea; inclement times at Swansea (09m 05s)• PART 3: Guillem Balague on the Clasico and more (22m 05s)• PART 4: West Ham v Newcastle; Burnley v Spurs (32m 50s)• PART 5: Billy Beane at Barnsley; European round-up (42m 20s)• PART 6: 2017 highs and lows; more PL previews (53m 20s)• PART 7: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot (62m 10s)• PART 8: A final stat and farewells (65m 15s)_**LIVE NEWS:**_• we’ll be at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018**, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV)._**PARISH NOTICES:**_• join **Paddy’s Rewards Club** and [find out more](http://www.paddypower.com/) about **Paddy’s Hotshot Jackpot**• start trading at the [Football Index](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/). Get started with £1000 with the promo code **TOTALLY**• get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)_**GET IN TOUCH**_• find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff• send us a [tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Moyes metamorphosis, an interesting man called Sven and dog walking in the Carpathian mountains
On your brand new edition of **The Totally Football Show**, **James Richardson** welcomes **Chris Powell** to the pod alongside **Iain Macintosh** and PLTV’s **Ian Irving**. Here’s what’s on the agenda:**_RUNNING ORDER:_**• PART 1: City swot aside Spurs; Ederson love; Pep’s new contract (01m 30s) • PART 2: Palace on the up; the Moyes effect (11m 00s) • PART 3: Scotland, Germany, Italy; Sven; Kaka (22m 00s) • PART 4: Life after Ozil/Sanchez at Arsenal; Watford’s wobble (30m 00s) • PART 5: Sunderland’s win at home at last; Q & A (50m 2 0s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (61m 00s) • PART 7: Farewells (64m 00s) **_LIVE NEWS:_**• we’ll be at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV): **_PARISH NOTICES:_**• join **[Paddy’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com)** and find out more about Paddy’s Hotshot Jackpot • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally)**_GET IN TOUCH:_**• find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • [send us a tweet](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow): Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recency bias, Revel-ations and the Rooney contradiction
On the latest edition of the **The Totally Football Show**, **James Richardson** is joined by **Michael Cox**, **James Horncastle** and A**dam Hurrey** to reflect on City’s record-breaking win at Swansea and wonder how they would fare against the greatest teams in history. And there’s plenty more:**_RUNNING ORDER:_** • PART 1: Pep and City make history; sensational Silva (01m 00s)• PART 2: City v Spurs preview; Revels (12m 45s) • PART 3: Big Sam, Uncle Roy and Proper Managers (19m 40s) • PART 4: European chat and the GDP-per-capita Clasico (30m 45s) • PART 5: Hughes on the brink; Mou’s MO; Okazaki (43m 10s)• PART 6: Burnley up high (56m 30s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot picks (59m 30s)**_LIVE NEWS:_** • we’ll be at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV). **_PARISH NOTICES:_**• join **Paddy’s Rewards Club** and [find out more](http://www.paddypower.com) about **Paddy’s Hotshot Jackpot**• start trading at the **[Football Index](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk).** Getstarted with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY• fancy some beer from our pals at **Beer 52**? Head to [http://www.beer52.com/tfs](http://www.beer52.com/tfs) and enter the offer code TFS• get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally):**_GET IN TOUCH_**• find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff • send us a tweet: [@TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

City out of sight, West Ham win at last, and Arsenal off to Ostersunds
On your new Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Football 365’s Daniel Storey and - because everyone needs a top Belgian in their ranks - Kristof Terreur to look back on City’s derby win, Liverpool’s derby balls-up, the Champions League draw and all the excitement across the continent. And Mexico. • PART 1: Manchester derby; Lukaku; Mou’s soiled jacket (02m 15s)• PART 2: Liverpool derby; rotation; Big Sam (13m 45s)• PART 3: Champions League draw reaction (24m 30s)• PART 4: West Ham win at last; more PL (36m 00s)• PART 5: Stoke, OGs; Belgium’s Golden Generation (44m 30s)• PART 6: MLS, Liga MX, Bundesliga, Europa League (56m 00s)• PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (63m 20s)PARISH NOTICES:• join Paddy’s Rewards Club at http://www.paddypower.com• fancy some craft beer from our pals at Beer 52? Head to http://www.beer52.com/tfs and enter the offer code TFS• get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally• Dublin - get ready. We’re headed your way in March 2018!GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zorro and joy in the Champions League, fear of the Big Sam and barge haulers on the Volga
On your brand new Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Sasha Goryunov to assess the conclusion of the Champions League group stage and look ahead to two cracking derbies in the Premier League this weekend (three if you include West Ham v Chelsea)• PART 1: Liverpool 7 - 0 Spartak; CL review (01m 10s)• PART 2: Merseyside derby preview (10m 50s)• PART 3: Manchester derby preview (17m 15s)• PART 4: West Ham v Chelsea; Eden Hazard discussion (23m 20s)• PART 5: PSG’s mini-crisis; Serie A update (30m 00s)• PART 6: Russia: World Cup (dis)interest, tourism, history (43m 20s)• PART 7: Leonid Slutsky sacked by Hull; more PL previews (51m 00s)• PART 8: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot (63m 20s)• PART 9: Inter Bells (67m 00s)PARISH NOTICES:• join Paddy’s Rewards Club and find out more about Paddy’s Hotshot Jackpot: http://www.paddypower.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally• we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

United’s best De Gea day yet, the World Cup draw, and Benevento’s last-minute miracle
Today on The Totally Football Show, James Richardson welcomes David Preece, Iain Macintosh and our latest newbie Tom Williams from AFP to look back on a scintillating weekend in the Premier League. There's also reaction to the World Cup draw, and round-ups from around Europe.PART 1: Benevento and goalscoring keepers chat (01m 20s)PART 2: Arsenal v Man U and De Gea magnificence (07m 20s)PART 3: World Cup draw reaction (17m 45s)PART 4: Liverpool spank Brighton, Everton’s Big Sam bounce (30m 00s)PART 5: Man City - the end of level boss; and rest of the PL (35m 50s)PART 6: Serie A and Ligue 1 round-up, and nightclub lies (46m 20s)PART 7: La Liga round-up - with added woof - from Laure James (54m 30s)PART 8: MLS (58m 50s)PART 9: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (61m 20s)PARISH NOTICES:• join Paddy’s Rewards Club: http://www.paddypower.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally• we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rejuvenated Rooney, Sterling and Salah strike again, and presumptuous Pep talks
On today’s Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by his BT Sport BFF’s James Horncastle and Julien Laurens to look back on a sumptuous midweek round in the Premier League and ahead to some crackers at home and abroad.• PART 1: Everton, Big Sam; West Ham woes (01m 45s)• PART 2: Man U v Watford; more great goals (13m 30s)• PART 3: AVB's midlife crisis; Serie A chat (19m 20s)• PART 4: Salah v Sterling ; City’s sturdiness (30m 00s)• PART 5: MLS and Ligue 1 (40m 45s)• PART 6: More PL previews (45m 15s)• PART 7: Arsenal v Man U preview (51m 20s)• PART 8: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot picks (57m 50s)PARISH NOTICES:• join Paddy’s Rewards Club: http://www.paddypower.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally• we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everton’s non-holistic approach, the Hertfordshire Globetrotters and a derby for the ages
On your brand new Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, Football 365’s Daniel Storey and our very own Iain Macintosh for the hot take on all the goings-on in the games in the Premier League and around Europe. We start with Liverpool’s 1-1 draw with Chelsea, the main beneficiaries of which appear to be Arsenal, who have taken their customary spot of fourth in the table after beating Burnley in typically controversial circumstances. Elsewhere, we commend Huddersfield for making life hard for City and wonder if Nou Mou can beat Old Mou when Watford host United on Wednesday. Oh, and we wonder what it’s going to take for Everton to get out of this tailspin.All of that plus: Eagles v Seagulls; Rafa Honigstein on Dortmund’s spectacular derby with Schalke; and Montella axed by AC Milan.LIVE EVENT NEWS: • If you’re going to our London live show on Wednesday 29 November at the Indigo at the O2, please use #TFSLIVE for your questions. There are prizes to be won as Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain Macintosh, Producer Ben are joined by our very special guest Kevin Bridges: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiWPARISH NOTICES:• Muddy Knees Media is hiring! http://bit.ly/2ACmvWI • join Paddy’s Rewards Club: http://www.paddypower.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally• we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Liverpool’s unwanted threesome and Darren Fletcher’s pearly whites
On the latest edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by his BT Goals Show buds James Horncastle and Julien Laurens and Michael ‘The Mixer’ Cox to review a cracking midweek in the Champions League and look ahead to the weekend’s big games in the Premier League and around Europe. Where better to start than Liverpool, who somehow contrived to draw 3-3 at Sevilla despite being three up after 30 minutes. How will they fare at home to Chelsea, fresh - or not - from their 6000 mile round trip to Qarabag? Elsewhere in the Premier League, David Moyes gets a chance to underwhelm West Ham’s home fans, Huddersfield look to shock Man City, and Saido Berahino faces the opponents against whom he last scored...two years ago. Plus: another milestone for Darren Fletcher; top of the table clashes in Ligue 1 and La Liga; and can Megson be the new Dyche?LIVE EVENT NEWS: • There’s less than a week to go until our London live show on Wednesday 29 November at the Indigo at the O2. Join 90s icon Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain Macintosh, Producer Ben and our very special guest Kevin Bridges: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiWPARISH NOTICES:• join Paddy’s Rewards Club: http://www.paddypower.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totallyGET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pulis P45-ed, narrative busters and Dulwich Hamlet’s Toilets Opposite Stand
On your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes debutants Benji Lanyado and Ian Irving to the studio alongside TFS stalwart Iain Macintosh as we travel from the real Premier League to the Bostik Premier League and cover (almost) everything in-between.First up, the North London derby. Why has it taken until late-November for the Gunners to play like this - and why do Spurs continually come up short against the other title contenders away from home? Elsewhere, we marvel at the brilliance of Leroy Sane, Paul Pogba, Eden Hazard and Mo Salah as City, United, Chelsea and Liverpool all registered impressive wins. Next, we try to act surprised that West Ham’s David Moyes era got off to a shocker at Watford, and wonder where in the wide world of football Tony Pulis will pop up next.Plus: everything you ever wanted to know about sponsoring Dulwich Hamlet; Chris Coleman stands on the edge of a cliff at Sunderland; and close but still no points for Benevento.LIVE EVENT NEWS: • There’s just a week to go until our London live show on Wednesday 29 November at the Indigo at the O2, and not that many tickets left, either. Kevin Bridges is our very special guest. Join him and Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain Macintosh and Producer Ben live in London: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiWPARISH NOTICES:• get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally• Save Dulwich Hamlet! https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/savedulwichhamlet • Find out more about Benji’s company PicFair, proud sponsors of Dulwich Hamlet (and their Toilets Opposite Stand): https://www.picfair.com/• and get your vote on at the FSF Awards. All sorts of categories, all sorts of awkwardness: http://bit.ly/2yy6a0s GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.